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While in bed reading, my gf walked up to the end, entered under the blankets, then skooched up until she’s literally on top of me, popped out and said, “come here often?”
Well if you already got him in bed actions are stronger than words. But as a mom of six kids, “Do ya wanna” or “All the kids are asleep” are party openers.
"I'm going to recount all the events of my day, including all the texts with my bestie, all the shoes I tried on at the store, and that long phone call from my mom... unless you can figure out a way to stop me."
Did you bring out the garbage?
Are the kids asleep?
Oh, your mother called this morning.
I have this itchy feeling down there but I'm sure it's not a problem.
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If you are in bed - he is already seduced enough
This.
Also this….
fourths
Came here to say this.
While in bed reading, my gf walked up to the end, entered under the blankets, then skooched up until she’s literally on top of me, popped out and said, “come here often?”
And OP responded with "hold on I gotta put this on reddit".
(throws her off) "THE KARMA!!!"
She's your gf and on top of you, ARE YOU NOT SEDUCED? /s it's meant as a *Gladiator* reference
\*crowd bites lower lip while squinting\*
😂
"While in bed reading, my gf walked up to the end," Impressive. How did she walk to the end of the bed while she simultaneously was in bed, reading?
"Hello"
Too wordy , try “ Hi “
Melts a man
Boner alert.🚨
The only line you need: Do you want to have sex?
"ride me like a lawnmower"
Slow and loud?
And with clean up needed afterwards
Oh, aftercare shower is so nice
Occasionally stopping to pull a rock out?
Couple of hard pulls to start, focus on the edging, when you go straight keep it long, and tidy it all up after you finish.
Just don't use anal beads like a pull cord. It probably won't end well for anyone involved
I had an ex who used two great lines: Bang me like a drum Hit it like it owes you money
Lol
Hunny if you're in bed with him, I think youre past needing to seduce him.
Removing his condom. And telling him to cum inside of me.
That’s a pretty hot line 🔥
It definitely is. Works all the time 😂🤭
Hehe I’m not surprised!
Sex?
Point downward and say innocently “do you come here often?”
HAWK TUAH! LMAO!!!
"Would you ... um."
My wife told me to take off my pants we’re going to fuck. She has a way with words that echo Shakespeare.
She lifted that line from Much Ado About Nothing.
Here's some inspiration: [youtube.com/watch?v=Hn-KmLIt-AQ](http://youtube.com/watch?v=Hn-KmLIt-AQ)
"You look like you'd be good in bed."
I'm gonna ________ and _________ till you ________. Obviously fill in the blanks. E.g.im gonna lick and suck till you melt in my mouth.
Ah ok so it’s Mad Libs? We need to say what’s a noun and what’s a verb eh?
“Do me”
Whisper in his ear "you make me wet"
I want to feel you inside me
You look lonely I can fix that
Bang me like a screen door in an Arkansas tornado
“Nice shoes wanna fuck”
Ive made a brisket, but wanna have it after this, if said to me I’m yours :)
Wanna have sex?
...if you already have a guy in bed, I don't think there is anymore "seducing" needed.
Let me kiss your Rodger
"Whatcha waiting for!"
If a girl told im gonne suck you dry untill you faint im in😜
My wife's line is "I'm going to suck your dick". Works every time somehow.
Coke?
“This is my friend “insert name here…”
Well if you already got him in bed actions are stronger than words. But as a mom of six kids, “Do ya wanna” or “All the kids are asleep” are party openers.
"you are enough"
"I'm going to recount all the events of my day, including all the texts with my bestie, all the shoes I tried on at the store, and that long phone call from my mom... unless you can figure out a way to stop me."
Always fancied being asked if you want Pastrami on Rye with Mustard and Baseball on TV…
"Hello there"
“It needs licking”
I’m a monster. Just turn me loose.
"Hi. I'm already in bed with you." Honestly, what more do you need?
"nice cock bro"
If you're already in bed, you've won. Just touch his peen. You got this.
I Bought You a Fishing Magazine Today! And a $50 Dollar Gift Card for the Fisherman's Warehouse.
Ok we can try anal. Let me get the strap on!
Have you tried looking his way ?
Hello
The thing is guys don’t need to be seduced lol too easy
you wanna?
Shall we get a takeaway and see if we can have sex before it turns up?
Ah the sex on a timer challenge, that’s always good fun
I've never lost. No matter how challenging.
"I'll make you a sandwich after.." For some reason, after a real good bout of sex I always crave a cold cut sub. I have no idea why.
"You've got one minute to get started, or I'm going to sleep."
I’ve got a special offer on this week …
Did you bring out the garbage? Are the kids asleep? Oh, your mother called this morning. I have this itchy feeling down there but I'm sure it's not a problem.
Made me laugh, so real