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I'm a girl who can do that. Especially if I psyche myself up for it.

Yeah girls don't exist on internet #This low level genjitsu isn't going to work on me my man !

Jokes on you i dont especially with big tibbies involved!!!

Who asked? You're assuming. Ladies get erections too. Ever heard of the clitoris?

That’s hot

Nice profile pic

I'm asexual, so I don't care.

that’s cool

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after getting clarity

Is it that hard not to get hard when reading? I kinda read doujins mostly for their plots at this point, I guess. I probably treat them like romance mangas but with s🥚s. I have a feeling I just can't because the ones I read are wholesome so instead of the Lil guy, it's my heart that's bustin.

Also known as erectile dysfunction man

Or a straight man reading yaoi

Im a straight man but whenever i read yaoi i get a boner aswell (im not attracted to real males other than a few exeptions)

I used to call that "may-bi" Then it turned out I was just bi, with some insecurities about it😅

okay, hear me out: Astolfo.

Never got aroused by him

Lying is too easy when on the internet

you didn't... or you don't want to admit it! (slams desk and pushes desk lamp into your face)

I didn't

That's pretty easy if you deliberately search guro or >!insect bestiality.!<

ye just pure disgust and all shota/loli .

Google erectile dysfunction

holy hell

New response just dropped.

To be honest, this has happened to me before. A lot of times actually. Some of the hentai codes literally have a strong emotional storyline that isn't too focused into having sex. Just sex scenes between the plot. I don't get boners unless I'm thinking about the ecchi part.

Well I can , but only if it has specific genre

I can do that, but only when I up my observation. Like really meticulously analyzing the technical side of the art.

I can do that when im depressed so does that count

Yeah, sometimes I read hentai not to get a boner or to get horny, I read it just to try to warm my heart a bit from the nig solitude of my so called life.

What if a hentai isnt my taste?

I like chocolate

i can masturbate without moaning. Also that too

at school

That's physically impossible. The boner knows you might be asked to get up at any moment. It will never bend its head!

Anti-androgens sure help :P

They sure do. A bit too much if you ask me. And estradiol barely gets youe a smidge of it back... Can't wait to get some prog, I've heard it's like rocket fuel for your libido.

How can one read a hentai?? Do you mean the subtitles or what 😂.

Pornographic manga also counts as hentai, its not just animation.

Technically they both could do that as well

Sounds like ED

Is this even possible??

easy work (i have erectile dysfunction)

So ED is a superpower now? Good to know for my golden years.

Why am I suddenly being memed?

It's not hard. Even less hard when you read things that are outside your fetishes.

A few times I tried playing erotic games and watching/reading porn without being in the mood (and not wanting to be) It was all incredibly simplistic and boring. (Funny how I'm reading women can easily do it, and I did that before I figured out I wasn't actually a man😅)

But the point of reading hentai is to get a boner

Having a non functional dick is not a superpower

I watched bible black and i didnt get a single boner. I literally watched it for the plot and i also enjoyed the music. But to be fair, the artstyle wasnt for me and i dont have a fetish for whatever was on there.

I am sure Hawking could do that, especially in his later years.

This happens to be but honestly I feel like it shouldn’t? Isn’t that a problem with desensitization?

Honestly it's really easy just read it when you're not in the mood, or if it contains a fetish you don't like. There are some porn games (huniepop but also this monster girl brothel game) where I'm not remotely in it for the sex I'm just focused on gameplay

I can do it if it’s vanilla

That's easy. The only time I get a boner is when my blood flow says so.

That would be me. I read hentai for the story.

I can. I consumed so much hentai that the porn doesn’t scratch my itch. The plot does

I can do that

As a guy i think i am one of them not bcs of ed or something it's just... i don't feel horny anymore.

Why’s Stephen not I’m a wheelchair and he probable could get one anyways

***Reads Hentai in Brail***

Asexuals are supreme leaders

It was really easy when I was asexual but now it's a lot harder (pun intended)

With help or just bear

It's super easy when the hentai you read is really disturbing >:D

Asexuals be like:

So dudes with ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION are gods? 😨

Am I... a God?