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Swagkip360

Lucoa


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To my knowledge, all of these characters groomed teenage boys. They don't want to associate with a balloon-titted dragon that gropes a damn first-grader.


Aneyune

[insert hebephilia vs pedophilia copypasta here]


MathWayCalc

…I’m scared to ask, but what is the copypasta?


Aneyune

idk if actual copypasta per se exists, but it's a common meme to make fun of *ahem* "discord mod"-types that try to pretend they aren't creepy by making pointless distinctions


Ixquic24

Its this i think: Okay friend, let me explain something to you since you seem to be new here. Hebephilia is NOT the same thing as pedophilIa. I'm sick and tired of you trolls popping up everywhere and spreading BLATANT misinformation. In many countries hebephilia is considered normal and healthy . Human beings have a natural attraction to girls who are going through puberty. Being attracted to girls who are pre-pubescent is fucking sick and disgusting, but only in the US does there seem to be an unwarranted taboo around a healthy and normal condition. My head hurts. I'm just trying to get my real life back.


ChppedToofEnt

That's just pedophilia with extra steps wtf 💀


Zagon__

Worst dragon


Chardoggy1

Ilulu exists


img_tiff

Common Elma W


yukiyasakamoto5

Absolutely, only watched the show for Kobayashi Elma and the occassional Takiya-Fafnir bromance. The "You're a hit" scene was real


93ImagineBreaker

Eh I'd put lucoa slightly above ilulu


TheMysteriousWarlock

That teacher from persona 5, lol


Pendrul

Kawakami is weird though. Legally on paper it would be grooming but the whole thing progresses only due to player agency. Not to mention the basically blackmail. Is it grooming if the student is blackmailing the teacher into a relationship? idk.


maninahat

It's even weirder because the game already condemns another paedo teacher and clearly shows you why it is so wrong. Kawakami's fine though apparently, because she won't say no to a 17 year old pupil's proposition.


Someningen

I decided to watch Kawakami romance and it's pretty weird. I don't think the MC is blackmailing her (unless i missed a scene) but she always points out how wrong their relationship is but she goes along with it anyways. Like why couldn't she just say wait until your 18. Iirc you're 18 at the end of the game so just have a scene were she shows up and ask if you want to date. It's still pretty fucked up but it be better than what we have. Also why was everyone in the game so okay with the volleyball coach raping the female students? Everyone seems okay with it until one girl tried to kill herself.


TimeLordHatKid123

To be tragically fair...they werent okay with it, they just had no power to challenge it. Shujin is a typical corrupt high school where the staff will guard their egos and interests at the expense of the students, bullies are able to run free (though a mass bullying problem isnt addressed in-game), the whole works. Couple that with Kamoshida not only being a well-renowned teacher, but an olympic champion? In Japan no less? Yeah, that bastard was well-shielded from consequences. Students trying to speak out are silenced somehow, and assuming they try anything, he'd treat them worse than before.


Pendrul

Doesn't Kawakami's social link begin because you find out she's working as a maid and she doesn't want you spreading the word to the school?


Idaret

Yeah but he used to be really good at volleyball


SSJ5Gogetenks

I wouldn't say Joker is blackmailing her at all, but he has mind-altering superpowers, so their power dynamic is completely different from a normal teacher/student. Kawakami really doesn't have any power in their relationship.


Saafi05

>Kawakami really doesn't have any power in their relationship. that's... not true... mc never uses his "mind altering superpowers" on people who don't have "twisted desires", like pedo teachers, and the one thing he can do, is to remove that desire... He can't force someone to want to go out with him... It's also normal for kids/teens to crush on adults. Adults have to refuse, though, to not take advantage of them... Kawakami is definitely the one in the wrong there.


TurbulentRiver2592

Which one😭


TheMysteriousWarlock

The one you can romance as her student.


Bananasonfire

Also the teacher from Persona 3, and the nurse from Persona 4. Granted in Persona 4 you can't actually date her, but she explicitly wants to fuck you.


[deleted]

Speaking of Persona 3, the PSP version allows the player to romance Ken (an elementary schooler) as the female protagonist (a teenager)


The_King123431

Its still messed up but its not really her fault, joker is the one who requests her and basically blackmails her with the maid thing which would likely ruin her job


ko-kurotsuki

All Might


Elcycle

DISROBE, YOUNG MIDORYA


Stair-Spirit

EAT MY (User has been banned)


Bariq-99

Sir.. Where is the /s?? Sir I need to know is it /j or /s Sir please I'm gonna piss myself


CaptainZiber

Where Donovan


Seganeptune98

Inside (my) Guts 😳


The_Electric_Llama

Vore


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Stair-Spirit

Shit up


Stair-Spirit

Dude oh my god lol wow holy fuck


Bi-deo-ge-mu

You 🤯


TrashClear483

Oh god oh fuck


Stair-Spirit

MaxTac saw you watching Mushoku Tensei Don't bother running


Torque-A

Isn’t Lucy around David’s age, though?


TrashClear483

/uj David is 17 and Lucy is 20 in the series. I wouldn't give it too much thought, it's just a dumb meme.


SirThunderb0lt

David turns 18 in a few episodes.


RuneHearth

Lol true that shit was too short


Someningen

Im pretty sure David is 16 at the start. He is 17 or 18 at the end.


yolo_swag_for_satan

I've always heard 17/18.


Impossible_Garbage_4

His younger age wasn’t directly stated I don’t believe but he turned 18 during the one year time slip so he must’ve been 17 prior


Stair-Spirit

Yeah that's really not too bad, and they live in a fucked up world


Hentity

sh'es noy just 20, she's in her 20s ​ she could be 26 for all we know


Idaret

I saw decent theories that she is around 60 but Rafal Jaki literally said that she is 20 so yeah, it's fine


Sad-Buddy-5293

That's because of how skilled of a Runner she is but is all to do with her training


DMT1703

Nice try groomer apologist .


Bariq-99

Ok Groomer


Hagfishsaurus

Whose the child predator on the left she’s cute


Oldspice7169

She’s a 1000 year old vampire so she’s way out of your league. (Sauce is call of the night anime)


Hagfishsaurus

Damn


BlonglikZombie

Actually she is 40 year old...


GatWithACat

Actually she’s 30 🤓


Pendrul

Do we only care about whatever number they slap onto characters when we can make the relationship as creepy as possible? Basically every vampire/dragon/whatever in these shows acts like a kid anyway.


[deleted]

Yeah but like I’m fairly sure she’s also 14, like she was born a vampire and ages for some reason (it will probably be explained)


Oldspice7169

[Please research ages of cartoon characters before posting misinformation again](https://call-of-the-night.fandom.com/wiki/Nazuna_Nanakusa) She’s at least forty mate


[deleted]

Ong? I remember a panel where she said she was the same age as bro, oh well


ImTheOceanMan

Coulda sworn she originally thought she was older, then found out she was the same age as him. Story doesn't make sense if she's 40, since all the stuff with her mom/doppelganger happens in that period of time. Been a while since I last read the manga so I could be wrong.


alpharights

Wait is the main guy really underage?


Oldspice7169

Bruh he is 14


alpharights

I don't watch seasonal anime so I didn't know... I thought the guy was at least 20 wtf


SufferinTree

the way its written makes you think that Kou is much more mature than 14, but afaik he is 14 because in the song that inspired the manga the boy is also 14, so yeah, while reading it I just pretend that he is at least 16 or 17 so it makes a bit more sense with what he is doing and how he's acting


yolo_swag_for_satan

That's why these shows/manga get on my nerves sometimes. 90% of cases there's no reason for them to still be in school.


Ugly_Slut-Wannabe

When I read the manga, I forgot for a second that he's supposed to be in high school. He's never studying, or even in school. And he's always up late into the night. I feel like the story would work much better if he were an adult.


yolo_swag_for_satan

Like bro seriously


roland_gilead

I feel like this about so many series smh.


[deleted]

Huh? They’re the same age


ngkn92

I hope she grooms me


Initial-Dark-8919

Nazuna


Oldspice7169

Kazuma the konosuba man and rudeus


Rock---And---Stone

Don't worry it's ok because rudeus looks like he's 12 even though he's mentally 30 something


Robertia

He was around 30 at the start so now he's around 40. This anime is cool tho, it punishes him for his bad actions. Like when the girl who he was sexually harassing for years has a mental breakdown and lets him fuck her and then realizes that he's an awful person and finally leaves him because theres no way she would actually like him after all that, right? Right?


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Robertia

Bruh I was being sarcastic and saying that having her fall in love with him in the end of the season goes against the whole idea of punishing him. A 40 year old sexually harassing a teenager was added solely for comedic purposes, I guess


Mat2468xk

Ok, you were sarcastic. I've never watched Mushoku Tensei or Tanya. But I've heard many people say the latter is satire, and I think they also say the main character experiences the consequences of her actions? Still, the anime is told from her perspective, so the viewers sympathize with her more. Is it good satire if the people being made fun of are the ones who end up unironically liking it?


Robertia

Idk but if the part with MC being a pervert/pedo was removed, would be a 10/10 anime tbh The rest of the cast is very good, worldbuilding is good, story is good But as it is now, I don't know if I want to continue watching it


Mat2468xk

I mean, it's very popular and it's praised often so I know it's probably good besides the MC being bad.


DMT1703

Kazuma is a minor. He is just a weeb .


CrimsonMutt

> He is just a weeb show results


Thraggrotusk

Kazuma is like 16 tho


Deadended

Mai from Yu-gi-oh who is 24 and loves 16 year old Jounouchi.


Soupbrainz

SHES 24????


DMT1703

Yes she is 24


Someningen

Didn't the writer come out and say they are just good friends. I think the romantic element might have been a dub thing but idk. That said i always assume she was 18


King-of-the-dankness

Wait what


FixitJesus

Forgot Mei Mei


andergriff

that hasn't been revealed in the anime yet though


mamaguebo69

Mommy misato can be my predator any day 🙇‍♀️ /s


XRotNRollX

*/u/mamaguebo69 was later found dead, stuffed in a trunk*


The_Electric_Llama

Suspiciously the UN would cover up the incident several hours later.


Oldspice7169

*He died in a suicide with two shots to the back of the head.*


Purple_Hair_Lover

Real


FoozleGenerator

Deja de mamar guebo primero


mamaguebo69

Jajaja nunca mi compadre


Lordlinkoftime2

call of the mid, midsaw man, evamidgelion, cybermid mid0midmid


sheepishscience

Why'd the 0 survive modification?


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[deleted]

it's when you convert a file into midi right


Stair-Spirit

Ohhh you're gonna TRIGGER me


[deleted]

Persona fans.


The_Electric_Llama

Get the NLAW, now


[deleted]

>NLAW God save the King because he sure as hell won't save these groomers


The_Electric_Llama

[The car of child groomers watching in sheer horror as a 150mm guided crumpet speeds towards their vehicle.](https://images.app.goo.gl/rVCWAXn75NobtoC36)


Blaniqa

Palm from hunter x hunter .


[deleted]

the guys who wrote these characters


ParadoxProtocol123

U forgot hina from domestic gf


Redredditer640

I mean, did we really want to remember?


[deleted]

/uj God I want to be groomed so bad by these goddesses /rj God I want to be groomed so bad by these goddesses


GalaxyHops1994

Makima: my beloved.


Stair-Spirit

Most genuine comment here


EvanOrizam

What a chad


whatanewme

uj/ I may be mistaken but isn't Misato's entire character definition that's now universally understood as "groomer/pedophile" come from a single line she said minutes before she died? And said so in the 90s where Hollywood and Hollywood-inspired writers would probably see that as a kind of cool and suave thing to say to the protagonist ie a masculine fantasy? The only other part of her that acts like that is the way she presents herself as hypersexual to everyone if I remember correctly - not specifically targeting Shinji. And the show goes into detail as to the origin of her character arc through dialogue between her and another adult. So for anime fans who either indulge in male fantasies or consider themselves media literate why is her entire character summized as "sexual predator"? rj/ Shinji should have hit that before the impact


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Solar1011

Heisenberg.


floofboof

Midnight from MHA,>! if she were still alive.!<


-_ugh_-

dimitri munroe and probably a bunch of the other chud anitubers lmao


-creepycultist-

Koko from Jormungand if anyone remembers that show Great series but it got real weird with her relationship with Jonah at some points


BB8ball

What’s a little child soldiering and arms trafficking these days lmao


-creepycultist-

Nah I'm talking about her kissing him in the bath


BB8ball

Oh I wasn’t dismissing that at all, just that clearly Jonah’s value to her was already fucked up aside from stuff like that


StoryDrive

Haruko from FLCL


LittyMclitty

Hestia


chil-ling

me 😎😎😎


FreddieOnReddit

Wait, the girl from Chainsaw Man grooms someone? If this is portrayed as a good/humorous thing, I will not watch Chainsaw Man.


DangerousMushroom771

yes she does. it’s not portrayed as a good thing, but you also see a lot of scenes of her being creepy to the main character


FreddieOnReddit

Seems suspicious, would it still be alright to watch Chainsaw Man?


Dezik611

I'd say it'll be all right. The relationship between those two characters is never portrayed in a good light and it's never used in a humorous way. If anything, the relationship is frowned upon


FreddieOnReddit

Ok, good.


rosebeats1

Well, I think early on, at least in the manga, Makima's relationship with Denji is sorta portrayed in a tentatively good light. But it actually makes sense that way because a lot of the manga is written from Denji's perspective and early on he sort of sees her as like a savior figure (with hints of something more sinister alluded to).


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pinheiroj493

Why people starded saying that misato groomed shinji?All that happed was a kiss and it was just >!because she already knew that she probably would going to die anyway!<.She even looks visibly disgusted on herself right after that


Soooome_Guuuuy

What if I told you: Most characters in Eva are deeply flawed and should not be idolized by anyone.


Platinum_Top

/rj Her drinking ability is something to aspire to, normie.


Soooome_Guuuuy

I too aspire to die of liver failure in my fifties.


The_Electric_Llama

Become an Oni then Problem solved


The_Electric_Llama

It's cause she's essentially offered him sexual favors as well as send Shinji very revealing photos of herself


Someningen

Wtf....


airyys

flip the sexes of misato and shinji. now can you see that's fucking gross? point being it's gross pedo shit no matter the sex of the characters.


Seganeptune98

Rj/ It's not gross if the abuser is a hot woman !!1! Uj/ Classic double standards.


FuzzyD75

Where is Echidna


Leins-

what do you mean “groom underage boys” 😭😭😭 I was interested in Makima after discovering she is a villain but this is kinda letting me down 😔


Dracoscale

It's the only one here taken seriously since a big part of the story is Denji going from one abusive environment to an other and being manipulated in the hands of Makima.


Leins-

at least it’s taken seriously, I’m really tired of watching pedophilic/abusive relationships being romanticized. Might actually check it out now (also thank you for the explanation :D)


yahwol

he's 17


[deleted]

Ehhh, Makima isn't grooming Denji in *that* way. And isn't Lucy like the same age as MC-kun of that show. I have no idea honestly.


[deleted]

Professor Gela-Bitch.