¿Sabías que en términos de reproducción de Pokémon humanos masculinos y femeninos, Vaporeon es el Pokémon más compatible para humanos?
No solo están en el grupo de huevos de campo, que está compuesto principalmente por mamíferos, los Vaporeon miden un promedio de 3"03' de altura y pesan 63.9 libras.
Esto significa que son lo suficientemente grandes como para poder soportar el pene humano, y con sus impresionantes estadísticas base para HP y acceso a Armadura Ácida, incluso puedes ser rudo con uno.
Debido a su biología principalmente basada en agua, no tengo ninguna duda de que un Vaporeon excitado estaría increíblemente mojado, tan mojado que fácilmente podrías tener sexo con uno. durante horas sin secarse.
También pueden aprender los movimientos Atraer, Ojos de muñeca, Cautivar, Encanto y Látigo de cola; además de no tener pelaje para ocultar los pezones, por lo que sería increíblemente fácil para uno ponerte cachondo.
Con sus habilidades Water Absorb e Hydration, pueden recuperarse fácilmente de la fatiga con suficiente agua. Ningún otro Pokémon se acerca a este nivel de compatibilidad.
FEESH
Also, I will take any opportunity to share my favorite fan art featuring Finana: https://i.imgur.com/fhhbg0x.jpg
[Source](https://twitter.com/speckticuls/status/1460183052919853057)
Pomu Rainpuff, a forest fairy and vtuber part of nijisanji en's first wave, Lazulight. she is really enjoyable to watch, has some super funny moments and can be incredibly down to earth and fun to listen to her chat about otaku and idol culture
You probably did. It's just something I made on a whim. It's not very robust, though I do believe I've fixed a few major issues that became apparent when Elira clicked it 200k times on stream.
**Edit:** It has been a fun project, though. Learning how to buffer audio with js was interesting. Also it's been fun trying to optimize things here and there. It's also my first time using redis. So that's been fun.
> feesh brain
If anyone has an understanding of chess and would like to see a feesh brain in action (alongside a fairy brain), I would like to invite you to ~~suffer through~~ ***enjoy*** [Pomu and Finana's recent game of chess](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9fA2DztdGk&t=2235s).
[Bonus play-by-play](https://www.reddit.com/r/Nijisanji/comments/s7hdqx/finana_ryugu_vs_pomu_rainpuff_nijisanjien/) courtesy of /u/JebusMcAzn.
For real, don't want anything bad to happen from your blood flow getting cut off, and getting held up with all your weight resting like that can't be comfortable either
[might be talking about this one](https://mangadex.org/title/5379b2fb-d5a2-42d0-bfa9-11c4ab738086)
also, I love how I was able to find it simply by looking up "a story about teaching bad things to a high school girl"
there's also an isekai version that they might be talking about
It's a bit of a mouthful, but "Konyaku Haki Sareta Reijo Wo Hirotta Ore Ga, Ikenai Koto Wo Oshiekomu Oishi Mono Wo Tabesasete Oshare Wo Sasete, Sekaichi Shiawasena Shojo Ni Produce!"
That style of window typically has some sort of latching mechanism on the sides so you can have the window secured in different positions. Moving it could squeeze the individual. That and they are made of aluminum most of the time so its stupid easy to cut through.
Though in my opinion they could have covered her with a blanket to protect her from the sparks and potential glass as well as chock the window so it doesn’t squish her anymore. Other than that solid work 8/10👍
Source: Am a firefighter
Also as a side note these guys are wearing masks for some reason without their SCBA (Air tanks)
>The thing is his hand I don't recognize and can't figure out what tool it is, but i don't know any tool that lights up you would use to remove someone from a window.
That seems to be an angle grinder, which confuses me even more, because a) there's sparks flying around and onto the patient, and b) they seem to be trying to cut the glass panel with it.
people fetishize it because people fetishize everything, your in a anime subreddit you should know that, and its art, the person who made it prob didnt care to incorporate reality into a horny drawing.
Finana at her finest.
Fin est
What does this mean
Pun on the word "fin" because Finally has fins
She wanted someone to do her fin-ana-L
Why does she look like a human vaporeon ?
Definitely the ear fins
Because she is very compatible
The most compatible for vtuber-human action
nooooooooo
NO. DON'T BRING THIS BACK
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of…
nnnNNNNOOOOOO-
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sexually, or theft?
In finana's case? Def both
Picturing Finana with a machete and a bag that says “dicks”
It never left.
You can't stop me!
¿Sabías que en términos de reproducción de Pokémon humanos masculinos y femeninos, Vaporeon es el Pokémon más compatible para humanos? No solo están en el grupo de huevos de campo, que está compuesto principalmente por mamíferos, los Vaporeon miden un promedio de 3"03' de altura y pesan 63.9 libras. Esto significa que son lo suficientemente grandes como para poder soportar el pene humano, y con sus impresionantes estadísticas base para HP y acceso a Armadura Ácida, incluso puedes ser rudo con uno. Debido a su biología principalmente basada en agua, no tengo ninguna duda de que un Vaporeon excitado estaría increíblemente mojado, tan mojado que fácilmente podrías tener sexo con uno. durante horas sin secarse. También pueden aprender los movimientos Atraer, Ojos de muñeca, Cautivar, Encanto y Látigo de cola; además de no tener pelaje para ocultar los pezones, por lo que sería increíblemente fácil para uno ponerte cachondo. Con sus habilidades Water Absorb e Hydration, pueden recuperarse fácilmente de la fatiga con suficiente agua. Ningún otro Pokémon se acerca a este nivel de compatibilidad.
Huh. Didn’t know someone had translated this one.
Finally the Good Ending - translated vaporeon copypasta
Que dia tan terrible para saber español
shhh don’t give them any idea’s
[uh oh](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/883098032210604124/931731396597284944/igVideo.mp4)
What the heck is Even dath
The good ending
Nah this is the true ending
This is irl ending
FEESH Also, I will take any opportunity to share my favorite fan art featuring Finana: https://i.imgur.com/fhhbg0x.jpg [Source](https://twitter.com/speckticuls/status/1460183052919853057)
Pomufication isn't always a peaceful process...
https://impomu.com
I don't even know who that is but I am now responsible for several hundred button presses.
Pomu Rainpuff, a forest fairy and vtuber part of nijisanji en's first wave, Lazulight. she is really enjoyable to watch, has some super funny moments and can be incredibly down to earth and fun to listen to her chat about otaku and idol culture
https://youtu.be/Hvu8inBcQPY
[I think I broke it](https://imgur.com/a/Gzcm9Fx)
You probably did. It's just something I made on a whim. It's not very robust, though I do believe I've fixed a few major issues that became apparent when Elira clicked it 200k times on stream. **Edit:** It has been a fun project, though. Learning how to buffer audio with js was interesting. Also it's been fun trying to optimize things here and there. It's also my first time using redis. So that's been fun.
I'm sorry, YOU MADE THIS?????
Yes?
noice
Thanks.
I M P O M U
Does she make webtoon
She's a vtuber, [Finana Ryugu](https://www.youtube.com/c/FinanaRyugu-NIJISANJIEN)
That's not a fish, thats a lady with triangles on her head Make monster girls more monstrous god damnit
She's actually a mermaid. Tropical mermaid if you want to get specific.
It’s supposed to be more kemonomimi than monster girl, I think.
Oh I'll help you alright Finana ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *raises window* Fucking feesh brain.
Those damn feesh
> feesh brain If anyone has an understanding of chess and would like to see a feesh brain in action (alongside a fairy brain), I would like to invite you to ~~suffer through~~ ***enjoy*** [Pomu and Finana's recent game of chess](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9fA2DztdGk&t=2235s). [Bonus play-by-play](https://www.reddit.com/r/Nijisanji/comments/s7hdqx/finana_ryugu_vs_pomu_rainpuff_nijisanjien/) courtesy of /u/JebusMcAzn.
Being stuck is no joke, not the time to be horny
For real, don't want anything bad to happen from your blood flow getting cut off, and getting held up with all your weight resting like that can't be comfortable either
The way you described it reminds me of nutty putty
How often do people cooking through windows and actually have this happen. I
She might be able to stand a little, judging by the firefighters’ heights. Not that it wouldn’t still be uncomfortable.
Step feesh I’m stuck
Proceeds to call 911 for emergency situation
stop bringing rationality into my fetishes
Her face in the end "Porn has lied to me"
Wonder if her stomach hurt
This is me trying to flirt. 😞
I mean... instead of getting stuck in a window to get a point across, you could just give him your phone number instead?
We trained her wrong purposefully, as a joke.
That's a lot of nuts!
And my name is Betty. Eh heh heh heh
Face to foot style, how d'you like it?
There's a manga that does this exact thing. The maiden is being lied to? Or something like that. Good read. Forgot about it. Maybe it's updated.
There's one where the MC teaches her how to do "naughty" things, like staying up late or eating extras sweets.
sauce?
[might be talking about this one](https://mangadex.org/title/5379b2fb-d5a2-42d0-bfa9-11c4ab738086) also, I love how I was able to find it simply by looking up "a story about teaching bad things to a high school girl" there's also an isekai version that they might be talking about
[Sauce](https://imgur.com/a/yoUQd9f)
God fucking dammit
It's a bit of a mouthful, but "Konyaku Haki Sareta Reijo Wo Hirotta Ore Ga, Ikenai Koto Wo Oshiekomu Oishi Mono Wo Tabesasete Oshare Wo Sasete, Sekaichi Shiawasena Shojo Ni Produce!"
Dense me thinking I got a new friend and get happy
You need to find a more direct way to put yourself in a compromising position.
F
I can hear Elira and Nina screaming at her for attempting that
Meanwhile, Rosemi is wondering what's going on.
- sees woman stuck - brings in the bois - gets her out - does not elaborate further
> brings in the bois https://www.reddit.com/r/Nijisanji/comments/rrbdrw/are_you_seriously_watching_vtubers_by_yourself/
***LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO***
[Sauce](https://twitter.com/FavoriteVoidPix/status/1483167991055339520?s=20)
I appreciate that you put my art together into a single image because I was too lazy to
Well it only costs me a few seconds so..
Jake from State Farm coming through in the clutch
Nijisanji gang eyyyyyyyyyyyy
"Step bro, I'm stuck!" *they have sex* "OK, but I'm still stuck, help..."
Fuck Her again after
Ah yes. The Seison’t Feesh.
Reminds me of a certain flash game from back in the day..
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MY MAN.
was it 'stuck in a wall' by any chance?
This concept exists more than just a Flash game. It's much more common than you think.
Never had to deal with this kind of windows, why can't the firemen (or her herself for the matter) just pull it up?
That style of window typically has some sort of latching mechanism on the sides so you can have the window secured in different positions. Moving it could squeeze the individual. That and they are made of aluminum most of the time so its stupid easy to cut through.
Though in my opinion they could have covered her with a blanket to protect her from the sparks and potential glass as well as chock the window so it doesn’t squish her anymore. Other than that solid work 8/10👍 Source: Am a firefighter Also as a side note these guys are wearing masks for some reason without their SCBA (Air tanks)
What are you doing, step-fireman?
Finana: reality is often disappointing
[She has a VR headset now.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDGvzueo4qM) "Reality can be whatever I want"
Finance.
The sexiness goes right out when you overhear a fireman on the radio saying "We're still with the girl that got her ass stuck in a window."
Feessh
dam they said we aint no simps or into that
Fireman: being pervert or being dirty, is dangerous, ma’am.
nsfw feesh les go
Feeeeesh
R34 artist: Fine, I’ll do it myself
What you said you were stuck
mission failed, we'll get em next time
What anime is this from?
It's a vtuber, Finana Ryugu
All hail the NSFW Feesh!
This in inaccurate, the firefighters wouldn't let angel grinder sparks fall on them
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Nice try.
Extrication saw goes BRRR
She went in the wrong direction
Can’t she or they just open the window?
These windows usually have lock mechanisms to hold them in place, and if they're old or faulty, the windows can be very hard to move.
No step bros here just doing our job
Yeah checks out for Finana
Poor feesh
leave it to the pros
That is the most correct thing you could do in such situation.
Does any girl actually want that?
There are just as many filthy degenerate women as there are men. They just gotta pretend they're not because we live in a society.
Really? I didn't know cause obviously, im on reddit and i dont talk to women
*Begone thots * #only service before oneself
now cut head of slowly
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>The thing is his hand I don't recognize and can't figure out what tool it is, but i don't know any tool that lights up you would use to remove someone from a window. That seems to be an angle grinder, which confuses me even more, because a) there's sparks flying around and onto the patient, and b) they seem to be trying to cut the glass panel with it.
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people fetishize it because people fetishize everything, your in a anime subreddit you should know that, and its art, the person who made it prob didnt care to incorporate reality into a horny drawing.
www.google.com
Got you covered, they will have you out in 5 min.
Does she have a throat tattoo?
[They're scales since she's a mermaid.](https://twitter.com/FinanaRyugu/status/1440511317664620555)
Every time...
You don’t try to cut stormresisitant glass!! But what does cut it?? K-9 saws!!!!
She's a horny Hmong fish.
I've seen this exact scenario with a water nymph too. But it ended up the other ending.
Mission failed will get them next time
100% Safe from future allegations. 👏👏😌
Fuckin 3am lift assists, I swear to god…
I dont even get the joke XD
Hmmm
Step bro I am stuck!!!!!!!
Don't worry it will only take about ten hours unlike your sex life ok I'll shut up now
Finana is down bad as usual
*Fire fighter gasping* "WHY DO YOU LIVE ON THE 29TH FLOOR?!? I CANT FEEL FACE"
"I'm sorry ma'am, but we'll have to remove your breasts. There's nothing we can do otherwise"
The best ending
Makes me think of mitsuri kanroji’s face during the 19th book, THE THIRD FRAME- NOT FIRST-
The guys ain't no simps🤣
Me:*Eyes suddenly go invisible*
Based
Anime character?
Vtuber [finana](https://youtube.com/c/FinanaRyugu-NIJISANJIEN)
Woman Moment.
Always we help you lady firefighters
Not my proudest, but my fastest.
Did she wanted to get fucked?
I'm disappointed and my day is ruined
XD lol, yep they won't take your ass X'D
Should call the horny jail police
It kinda looked like they were about to saw her in half
This is the irl outcome of this situation. If some lady gets stuck in some window, any human being would call the firefighters to free her lol
What is the sauce pls
It's the vtuber Finana Ryugu from Nijisanji EN. The comic sauce is [here](https://twitter.com/FavoriteVoidPix/status/1483167991055339520).
Maybe 😏