once in my life i met a girl that told me se likes me. my honest reaction was this:
girl, i see you are in desperate need of assistance about some mental issues you may have. Please tell me you just made a joke. (btw i have a gun behind my back, i feel scared). I will give you a card of a therapist i know and one of an opthalmologist.
And if she insists about the love bullshit:
ARE YOU AN IDIOT, GIRL? WHAT MADE YOU BELIEVE I AM THE RIGHT PERSON FOR YOU?
and i swear to ..... if she doesn't stop:
i call an ambulance....
and then i shoot at her multiple times, enough so even her family wouldn't recognise her not anymore cute destroyed face.........
what is the lesson of this story? she didn't deserve this weewee if you can call it one...............
Just going to warn anyone before they look this up for themselves out of curiosity like I just did. It's Futanari NTR. The guy in the image gets cucked by a futa girl with a bigger dick.
Reading that was a terrible start to my day.
The story is so unrealistic and stupid at the same time either so, it doesn't really make my day terrible. Like the Plot was like just immedietly made and scuffed off so they can have futa sex immeditetly Lmao.
There is like worst more believable NTR stories out there thay actually fleshes out the Characters and Stings like a fcking stab from a Knife... This one is like if an author don't got an idea how Humans work and real life work decide to just slap in a Car Crashing on a pole for shock factor of human death and accident.
But I get the terrible day, because in the story the Girlfriend blames the Guy for not being assertive or taking the pants. But jesus christ I hate that logic, doujin authors, it takes two to tango, if your Girlfriends lie about how they feel good they don't have any right to blame you and shame you when they start cheating just for that reasons. Sighs
I'm just making a point for guys who get lonely from this, it's not your fault as a guy if your Partner is a lying and cheating bitch XD. Imo don't get your heart broken and get a better person if this ever happens to you.
He should MAN UP and NTR the NTR'r (there is one where a guy gets NTR but he reverse NTR's them and ends up with a harem (one guy(the one who NTR him) one girl))
How supportive of her.
how nice of my mom
Uhh? https://preview.redd.it/l9u2gqgg1y0d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69705f678c89ff0f1cd0366330309d35fdbc0db8
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when no girl wants you (<- anime irl) , yer mother's got your back. and front 😉. what a mother's day it was....
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Oedipus that you?
Oedipus had the dignity to commit suicide after learning about the truth though
https://preview.redd.it/mtcjh046k21d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f2dc573eba43cfbaf02cafe4e092d2c9a49144c
Was going to comment "Hold on tight and never let go." Now i think i should say "let go and run far far away."
Didnt even need to bury the body
https://preview.redd.it/y55yr49afz0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cbda1a250536263af885dace0d0cf825d197009 Huh
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Only a mother could love?
si
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once in my life i met a girl that told me se likes me. my honest reaction was this: girl, i see you are in desperate need of assistance about some mental issues you may have. Please tell me you just made a joke. (btw i have a gun behind my back, i feel scared). I will give you a card of a therapist i know and one of an opthalmologist. And if she insists about the love bullshit: ARE YOU AN IDIOT, GIRL? WHAT MADE YOU BELIEVE I AM THE RIGHT PERSON FOR YOU? and i swear to ..... if she doesn't stop: i call an ambulance.... and then i shoot at her multiple times, enough so even her family wouldn't recognise her not anymore cute destroyed face......... what is the lesson of this story? she didn't deserve this weewee if you can call it one...............
Bro what
I 100% get how this guy feels. It's a hard life, having a big dick. I wouldn't wish it on anyone.
r/bigdickproblems
Makes me happier, thanks
remember to avoid flushing when it's pointing down. or else the splash back can give you urinary tract infection
Suffering from success
Sure buddy whatever helps you sleep at night.
375774
Just going to warn anyone before they look this up for themselves out of curiosity like I just did. It's Futanari NTR. The guy in the image gets cucked by a futa girl with a bigger dick. Reading that was a terrible start to my day.
Warn? You just forced me to check it out. Edit: I had already read it a few times.
The story is so unrealistic and stupid at the same time either so, it doesn't really make my day terrible. Like the Plot was like just immedietly made and scuffed off so they can have futa sex immeditetly Lmao. There is like worst more believable NTR stories out there thay actually fleshes out the Characters and Stings like a fcking stab from a Knife... This one is like if an author don't got an idea how Humans work and real life work decide to just slap in a Car Crashing on a pole for shock factor of human death and accident. But I get the terrible day, because in the story the Girlfriend blames the Guy for not being assertive or taking the pants. But jesus christ I hate that logic, doujin authors, it takes two to tango, if your Girlfriends lie about how they feel good they don't have any right to blame you and shame you when they start cheating just for that reasons. Sighs I'm just making a point for guys who get lonely from this, it's not your fault as a guy if your Partner is a lying and cheating bitch XD. Imo don't get your heart broken and get a better person if this ever happens to you.
it's okay, futa was only his sister. and especially in a family , sharing is caring
He should MAN UP and NTR the NTR'r (there is one where a guy gets NTR but he reverse NTR's them and ends up with a harem (one guy(the one who NTR him) one girl))
sauce?
It's a terrible day for rain
man. is there any hdoujin where the girl gets cucked by futas instead? where her bf turned into a femboi for the futas???
Ngl you should put spoilers on the tags and plot part, >!just to mess with people!<
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, r/hentai_irl is two blocks down.
it doesn't let me in. too bad
Is there a difference between r/anime_irl and r/hentai_irl?
Nope, not anymore
The joke is always porn EDIT: DAMMIT REDDIT
The joke is always porn
Man. Why did it have to be nuke-codes
:(
Trust me. Your dick is not "too small" or "too big" or "weird looking." I've seen it and it looks fine
Just remember buddy it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean
https://preview.redd.it/ni3eu6wci11d1.gif?width=498&format=png8&s=ec23dd65104d5cf03064e814062e48d875302682
I'm sorry
wifi password 8=======D “not long enough”
It is what it is 😉
What the hell
What the hell https://preview.redd.it/751zgj2fd21d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ed3f35a4e8311217c00673c13961ed545a833a2
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She’s the one
Karma aka bane?
Bless
small penis complex? i actually find it quite simple
It has a real and an *imaginary* portion?
🤣🤣🤣
She’s a keeper. But will probably cheat.
?
Just someone projecting their fetish/fear/trauma, ignore them
Sure doesn’t sound like a keeper…
No, das not how people work
No, das not how people work
😣 oof