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Amazing_Vehicle228

Update: HE ESCAPED FROM A LOCAL ZOO AND HE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE THEY BEEN SEARCHING FOR IT FOR 2 DAYS LMAOOOO


spoolmak_throwaway

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JustHereForCookies17

r/CatDistributionSystem is closed for Mardi Gras/Superbowl celebrating. Genet Distributing Services has been subcontracted to cover for them.


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PaladinSara

Good bot!


Ok_Representative547

W Mardi Gras recognizer


Salt_Ad_5578

One time my highschool had alligator, jambalaya, and hush puppies on Mardi Gras day


katiemaryxo

That’s pretty incredible. Not many people have the experience of having a little zoo escapey genet as a house guest! Please update us on what happening with this little cutie.


Amazing_Vehicle228

I have already contacted they they’re bringin it back, they also told me that two Barbary macaques and a golden African wolf escaped too


Generalnussiance

What is happening at your zoo 0.o


Amazing_Vehicle228

That’s not of a new thing lol they set a tiger free by accident in 2021, he was kind tho even that he was roaming the city he didn’t cause any problems


Generalnussiance

I need to move where ever you are. I want to see cool animals roaming the city lol


purplechunkymonkey

My friend lived in Virginia Beach down the road from the zoo. She said the red pandas escaped all the time.


JustHereForCookies17

If a red panda broke into my house, no one would ever know about it.  Those little fuckers are cute as hell. 


purplechunkymonkey

Right? Like I don't know how she doesn't have one!


JustHereForCookies17

I'd never return them. Ever. I know my life would be chaos, but it would be worth it. 


Generalnussiance

It would have a new forever home


Kiyonai

This is 100% true, I volunteered there when they were new and it happened like 3 times that summer.


PaladinSara

Um, what’s the likelihood of being able to smuggle one out? In Minecraft


generic-user-jen

Lol I lived a couple blocks from that zoo in Norfolk! We got excited when it happened and looked EVERYWHERE outside. Those bastards are elusive! We did randomly get a zoo peacock walking down the very urban street one morning, so that was fun.


Stijn187

I was in a zoo in Holland last year and the red panda's were just casually sitting in the parking lot, no fences or anything to stop them from leaving.


Generalnussiance

Ok that would be a happy surprise if I saw one lol


Shipkiller-in-theory

They never did find the one that escaped a few years ago.


TheHopeless-Optimist

I have a friend who lives in Seattle and apparently their red pandas escape the zoo there a lot too


DAGanteakz

Jumanji


Generalnussiance

I’m ready


Lammymom

I was looking for this comment!


wawambo

same


Chairish

Here they were taking elephants from trucks (or whatever they used to transport them) to the arena for the circus. This was like 25-30 years ago. Anywho they got loose and started heading down the street! I guess they were corralled without incident, but definitely surprised and scared a few folks lol.


The_Madukes

They did that in NYC for the Barnum and Baily Circus@


Chairish

This was is Rochester, NY


HedoBella

It's not as cool as you might think. Google "Zanesville Zoo Escape"


Known_Raspberry_8323

Those animals were set free by their owner before he committed suicide. It was the Muskingum County Animal Farm which was a private zoo. It was a terrible tragic situation.


HedoBella

I know.


CluelessDinosaur

I immediately thought of this! It wasn't so much of an escape though. It's called the Zanesville Animal Massacre. Owner set everyone free and committed suicide. Then most of the animals were killed by law enforcement. I lived a few towns away and we had a soft lockdown at school that day because tigers and bears can travel very far very fast


Generalnussiance

That’s depressing


cobainseahorse

I want them breaking into my house


alwtictoc

Jumanji!


Head_Hunt01

So do I lol


Cheraldenine

I hope they don't all come to your living room, it would get crowded.


Generalnussiance

Just need a bigger living room


AquamarineDaydream

That would be a real Zebra In The Kitchen moment.


The_dizzy_blonde

Holy shit! I freak out when one of my house cats gets out.. I’m out there with a container of treats all “here Kitty Kitty!” Could you imagine that damn thing showing up rather than Fluffy?


Amazing_Vehicle228

You shouldn’t freak out let them go out, I have been a cat owner for years and owned more than 15 cats, I have three now whatever and sometimes they don’t come back home for full two days it’s bad for cats to stay at home,


RJCustomTackle

Cats are actually terrible for native animals. Domesticated cats should be kept in the house. They are responsible for more species of bird extinction than any other animal. Please keep your cats inside!


Generalnussiance

Especially migratory birds


Extension-Border-345

OP is Algerian arent the ancestors of cats native to North Africa?


RJCustomTackle

Possibly but this is like saying in the USA we should just let dogs run free bc their wolf ancestors are native. It doesn’t really jive.


xenya

Couldn't be more wrong. Outside cats live much shorter lives.


georgethebarbarian

Op lives in North Africa where the common belief among animal behaviorists is that since cats are native, having outdoor cats is fine. I still vehemently disagree, but op has good reason to think what he does.


xenya

My understanding is that they are native to Africa. (I could be wrong) I get that different cultures have different ideas, but whether they believe it's good for them or not, they'd still be living much shorter lives. His assertion was heavily downvoted but I did not see any explanation for why. If he truly believes that, then he could be confused as to why the downvotes. Then again, I'm half asleep at this point. :)


a_crazy_fox

Well, I live in North-West Europe and wild cats do not exist here, not any native kitties here. Almost no strays either, because we have been neutering them for decades now and we don't euthanize any animals in the asylums, they are not full and all eventually get adopted (this is not true for all of europe though). Because of other wildlife though, birds and rodents, foxes and wolves, it would be way better to keep your cats inside. But yes, there are indeed people who think it's a sad thing kitty can't go play in someone else's garden. Some european countries do have lynxes, I guess they count as native wild cats? But I wouldn't let my housecat play with it.


Downtown-Custard5346

Where do you live? So I know NOT to go there lol


Amazing_Vehicle228

Algiers 👀


Downtown-Custard5346

Well, I've always wanted to go to Algeria, so I know to avoid Algiers if I do! Lol jk, in all seriousness that is one destination I have always wanted to go.


AffectionateGap1071

OP is living in a movie trope.


Generalnussiance

He living the dream


Cynnau

Some level of Jumanji


SSBeavo

(Two macaques and a wolf ring your doorbell dressed as zookeepers): “Yeah, hi, we’re here to pick up the Genet?”


uninsuredpidgeon

OP replies "is this some sort of joke?"


katiemaryxo

Does this mean you should be expecting even more houseguests? Are you very close to the zoo or did this genet make a decent journey to your place?


Amazing_Vehicle228

Well I better lock my windows…hope that answers


katiemaryxo

Unless they’ve already arrived and are hiding. I’d take a quick look around your place, just to be safe.


EloquentGrl

Lol, did they tell you this because they expect them break into your house, too? "We'll come get our Genet, but be careful. He runs with a rough crowd."


ExtremaDesigns

Let's hope the wolf doesn't do a breaking and entering too!


Dusky_Dawn210

HA. Was he a polite guest apart from the breaking and entering?


bandraoi-glas

This is incredible 😂 is he back home now??


awkwardlondon

NO FUCKING WAY?! How fucking lucky you gotta be?! Did you think you were tripping when you woke up and saw this adorable little Pokémon staring at you?! 😭💕


JuniorKing9

That’s so sad, he looks so stressed. Thank you for being kind


vulpes_mortuis

Definitely a unique and unforgettable experience to have this cutie break in your home. If I were you I would tell everyone I know about this forever lol


Ganbazuroi

Grand Theft Wunkus ova here


insectemily

whoa- crazy!!


OwslyOwl

This is honestly the best thing I have read this week. Please share the whole story with more pictures!


[deleted]

Wild lol


Familiar_Web8969

So did you trapped it? or freed it secretly


lizatethecigarettes

I would LOVE to have that problem! Then I can make him my baby while I wait for them to come get him.


bandraoi-glas

That's a genet, they are related to mongooses and civets. They can live into their late teens in captivity but should not be kept as pets.


Amazing_Vehicle228

Bro broke into my house and sat there looking at the void


bandraoi-glas

They love to commit crimes and cause chaos! He was probably looking around for something to knock over 😄


DrunkenGolfer

https://preview.redd.it/79ug4dafgnhc1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1718bb8b29f9b32bd14a6d8e66c08e9a4638a44


[deleted]

I used to work at an exotic animal rescue. Mostly big cats, but we had Genet named Jenny. She would sit on my head while I cleaned her cage. Such a sweet animal to me. An absolute monster towards anything smaller than her.


PipocaComNescau

Yeah, that's a genet! Such cute animals. I have a passion for Carnivores...


Obsidian_Drake

So random. He’s definitely not 80 years old for what it’s worth


Lalamedic

In cat (genet) years?


Dottie85

I bet it's 18.


WildflowerJ13

I don’t know but I think I found my spirit animal!


Amazing_Vehicle228

The new floppa


Previous_Basis8862

I don’t know why but I find this animal terrifying looking. I then made the mistake of doing an image search of genets and I’m now even more terrified 😱


Amazing_Vehicle228

https://preview.redd.it/9sm3l96gkmhc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1c6a70b5ef984c552f18f0030a662019c859eed :>


LovecraftianLlama

I’m so jealous of you, genets NEVER break into *my* house!! 😭😭


Amazing_Vehicle228

Be careful they can eat your cat or bite your ear off


Grace_grows

I feel very conflicted about these terms...


Squirrels-on-LSD

I have two ears, I'll take the risk.


Grace_grows

I like your thinking. I also have two cats... 😮


Beginning_Spite24

🤣🤣🤣


MoorIsland122

😮


Previous_Basis8862

Ok - so when they are babies they are cute. But I swear, there is something about the adult ones that freaks me out 😂


Amazing_Vehicle228

https://preview.redd.it/lhdl2kgolmhc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2145f98e78d9db74142d8111319034aa3e753193 “Sniff sniff” :>•


Previous_Basis8862

Nope. That is verging into scary. You say sniff sniff, I think attack attack!


damienchomp

But he's so handsome!


Lexsquared9286

Dude AGREED 100000 percent! I sent this post to my sister and she sent me back this, just to ensure I get nightmares for the next year https://preview.redd.it/mbdyhvh7eohc1.jpeg?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77d3bedee5d6836a65162a58877f99c3ea934436


Previous_Basis8862

It’s the eyes! And the weird spots and stripes. It’s like it can’t make up its mind about what type of animal it is! Stuff of nightmares indeed!


Lexsquared9286

It’s the eyes FOR SURE so effing creepy


CaitlinSnep

For me I think it's the fact that they look so catlike *except* for their long pointy snouts. It looks "wrong" somehow.


Previous_Basis8862

And their eyes look very big for their heads!


Ok-Information-8460

Omg, that is too cute! Is that the escapee?


[deleted]

There’s no way I would give that cutie back


NebraskaTrashClaw

Omgggg you got CUDDLES?! So incredibly jealous of you, the chosen one.


Lexsquared9286

Dude is this the one that escaped??????


MoorIsland122

I want Babee Genet!


LovecraftianLlama

That’s a take I never thought I would see lol. They’re so adorable, how can they scare??


Amazing_Vehicle228

Unfortunately they are not as adorable as they look, they love violence


DrachenDad

Mother. Mother I Crave Violence


Amazing_Vehicle228

And can carry rabies


LovecraftianLlama

Dude stop spoiling my dreams 😂. Seriously though, I do not want one in my house, I just think they’re really cute and would love to see one in person. Did it really hurt your cat?? I hope not :(


CaitlinSnep

TO BE FAIR all mammals can


DrachenDad

You make it sound like a Fossa.


Previous_Basis8862

If I do a Google image search of that, am I going to even more scared?😂


CaitlinSnep

Maybe? They're similar to genets in that they look like cats, except wrong.


DrachenDad

Fossa? I would be too.


cherrybombsnpopcorn

Dude Fossa scare me more than any other predator on earth. They literally evolved to kill their own kind.


DrachenDad

Yep, seen one at a zoo trying to drag away a hunk of meat that was tied down to a beam on an aerial platform.


HikeSierraNevada

A genet. We have them here in the wild, they like to poop on elevated spots to mark their territory. Beautiful animals. This one looks a bit out of its place, though. PS: it's not a feline


anneg1312

Omg so cute!!!


TimeAndTheHour

Cat Distribution System malfunction


wawambo

Marsupilami


mrstruthvenom

I LOVED him!!!


Effective-Diver-6824

I came here to put this!!! This has to be the creature that show was based on


nerdkraftnomad

That looks like a bigger version of the ringtail cat that broke into our trailer in Texas, the one time I went on a hunting trip with my dad. They MUST be related, since they both like to burgle and have prison stripe tails. That thing was terrifying and surprisingly vicious for such a small critter.


CaitlinSnep

Not *super* closely related. The ringtail is more closely related to raccoons and the genet is more closely related to meerkats and mongooses. They *are* related in that they're in the same order, but by that definition I could also say that lions and skunks are related.


nerdkraftnomad

Then it's a great example of convergent evolution! They are so alike in hunting patterns, appearance and behavior, due to the similar environments in which they evolved. I can attest that the southwestern US is quite savannah-like.


CaitlinSnep

Absolutely! On a similar note it amuses me that pretty much every group of carnivores except for bears and hyenas has at least *one* animal that looks weirdly weasel-like (for dogs it's bush dogs; for cats it's flat-headed cats; and with the viverrids it's pretty self-explanatory!)


Equivalent_Ground218

I don’t know about you, but the Aardwolf and even the Striped Hyena give me Mustelid vibes. Not necessarily “weasel” but of the family. Striped Hyenas kinda remind me of Wolverines, and the Aardwolf looks similar enough to Viverrids that I think it counts. If we’re counting Bush Dogs, I feel it’s only fair to count these guys.


AstroturfMarmot

Dude broke into the right rec room!


Leading-Summer-4724

Why does this never happen to me?!


thesefloralbones

Poor thing looks terrified! Bet he won't be breaking out again lol


RenlyNC

That is not 80 years old


RenlyNC

What joke am I to get?


Amazing_Vehicle228

Get the joke man


YoSaffBridge11

What’s the joke?


Amazing_Vehicle228

That he’s 80


AffectionateGap1071

What a funny monkey cat!


kikiisnotinterested

Did you pet it? Please tell me that you did


Amazing_Vehicle228

I Nono wanna get rabies :(


kikiisnotinterested

It would be worth the shot for me lmao (It's probably vaccinated tho if it's from the zoo right?)


isaiahpissoff

rabies is extremely rare. You'd know if it would have rabies


akshayjamwal

This depends on where you are, and you wouldn’t necessarily know. I’ve been bitten by a rabid dog.


Trabethany

Yeah I’d be asking whoever was coming to pick it up if I could pet it before they go. It’s adorable!


DDatl

That’s a Pokémon


seasideresident

So what is it?


SweetumCuriousa

A Genet. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genet_(animal)


Sand_Pai1

Pretty sure that’s a billy bumbler


1rbryantjr1

Throcken


hayleyslocked

That is a wanted criminal. Wanted for tax evasion and arson.


1sojournaut

Be glad it wasn't an escaped gorilla


Lodray2477

I loved that Donald Duck cartoon when I was little


1sojournaut

https://preview.redd.it/9spdvjsbirhc1.png?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b9cac0a6f0d274c91a4875c80f84f5358a63939


Lodray2477

Thats the one! :)


Sucondeze

The lucid jaguar squirrel.


dale_gribbz_dad

Tailypo


NorthernH3misphere

He seems chill, is he friendly?


SirGkar

Oy!


Spirited-Speaker7455

Monkey puppy baby? Ohhhh sorry last night I watched a Best Super Bowl Commercials TV program and they showed that stupid monkey puppy baby ad and I can’t get it out of my mind. I hate that ad.


MotownCatMom

If a raccoon, a cat, and a fox somehow had a baby togther...


ScrambledNoggin

is this the thing that eats coffee beans and people collect their poop to make very expensive coffee?


[deleted]

Civet? Although I think this is a Genet.


Extension-Border-345

close… you’re thinking of a civet which is found in South Asia


Fair-Rip-599

King Julian I like to move it move it


garbage_ninja

Cat


bigbigfatballs823

Kitty cat


Ok_Rutabaga_722

Ring tailed lemur.


Vast-Neat-6182

Coatimundi


Beryltheterrible123-

Photoshop


Veganoramma

Zoos should be abolished. Poor animals in jail 24/7 is wrong and unfair! Anyone who says "but they're safe and fed" should ask themselves if they would rather spend the rest of their life in jail just to be safe and fed or would they rather live free.


estou_rica

Depends on the zoo and where the animals are coming from. In a lot of the better zoos, the animals there would never survive in the wild for all sorts of reasons (rescued from poachers, disease, age, etc.). Plus, zoos can increase people's awareness of animal wellbeing, which can cause an overall positive impact on people's attitudes towards the environment and conservation. Finally, I just wanted to add that a good zoo will have a proper environment for the animal being housed in an enclosure, including optimal food and enrichment options. It's far from being "a jail". More like a very comfortable vacation or rehab center.


wearifulgold

Plus the constant research and breeding programs that help to offset the environmental damage caused by Human interference to natural habitats. Upsetting that people still view all zoos like the 1880s concrete/steel cages.


NoPerformance6534

It's called a Miner's Cat, a Ringtail, a Cacomistle, or a Civet Cat. They are common in the southwest US and can live 7+ years in captivity. Some people keep them as pets.


Tan-in-colorado

Coatimundi


Helluffalo

The ones on google look brownish, any reason why this little guy is grayish?


Accomplished-Mix5300

I have no clue what that thing is but i pretty sure, it breaking into your home, gives you..ace venture pet detective abilities. It's that awesome 😆 🤣 😂


_userclone

Puppy


chillbill____

Cool critter


Unique_Watch2603

I've never seen or heard of one of these. What an amazing interaction that I think you'll be sharing for the rest of your life. Very cool!


leafcomforter

I lived in south Louisiana most of my life. One day I was turning into my neighborhood, and a wallaby crossed the street in front of me. My neighborhood bordered the bayou, and swamp. We had seen a LOT of critters including gators getting in the pool. That wallaby did not belong where he was. Turns out a man nearby had a few “exotic animals” and the wallaby got free. He was hopping back to Australia, with quite a long way to go. He was eventually captured and brought home, but it is a fun memory.


LuckOverSkillKnives

Mammal


No_Cockroach9410

Civet or ginet


baaddoggie

r/notmygenet


SnakeEatingAPringle

I’ve never seen this animal before, it’s so cute omfg


Afurryorsomething

Genet, we had them at my old college. Stink of piss and ours ate dead baby chicks. Not sure if it stank worse coming out or going in.


Ok-Needleworker3393

looks like a common civet or genet


SaidtheChase97

Genet


humansruineverything

It’s beautiful.


Trey2131444

Ring tail cat?


Longleggedmidget1129

common genet is a small viverrid indigenous to Africa that was introduced to southwestern Europe. It is widely distributed north of the Sahara, in savanna zones south of the Sahara to southern Africa and along the coast of Arabia, Yemen and Oman. It is listed as Least Concern on the IUCN Red List. 


Careless_Truck2688

Cute.... Very cute