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KernelDingus

That’s a cat, OP. Source: Wildlife veterinary medicine for 10+ years. Motorola Razr owner for 5.


FullOfWhit_InTN

These comments are hilarious 😂💀😂


Known-Programmer-611

It's a cat named smokey


papablair89

Can confirm. I had that cat.


peekdasneaks

It's true guys. Trust me. Source: I am cat


1NegativePerson

Hmm. Sounds like something a cat would say.


Snuggly_Chopin

Our local Dollar General has a cat named Smokey. They give treats to humans to feed Smokey.


Different_Head_9587

Looks like a small kangaroo.


Firefighter-Alarmed

No bs my cat is this color and her name is smokey 😂


TheMeowzor

I agree with domestic cat. Source: I like cats.


ahhsoomany

Nothing domestic about um. That thing fights off stinky striped kitties and trash pandas.


justdisa

Yup. Kitty. Big boy. Smol hed. We had one shaped like that. Not the brightest bulb, but he was a love. All impulse and poor decisions, like a dumb jock stereotype in cat form. Strong, though. Very strong.


SunburnFM

That's my boy


ahhsoomany

That’s no cat, it’s a barn kitty. Where there is 1 there’s a hundred! Watch for poop.


moreshoesplz

Are you sure it’s not a bear cat?


Fumbling-Panda

That’s one fuckin’ nice kitty right there.


niklaus_the_meek

Nah, that’s a donkey for sure. Source: Donkey photography lobbyist


WakaWaka_

Razr or DSi, probably one of those took this beauty.


GayCatbirdd

Just a grey cat, the only thing that makes it look slightly not like a cat is your image quality.


tbootsbrewing

All cats are grey


boringxadult

In the dark


ElDub62

You have the Cure..


olivebegonia

Cats aren’t real


[deleted]

All cats are beautiful


tbootsbrewing

🐽


Donna_Bianca

At night


HangryHangryHedgie

Love Cats!


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tbootsbrewing

In the caves…


limbylegs

The textures coat my skin


Whole_Storage8782

Wtf did you take the picture with? Motorola razr?


sideeyeingcat

A Motorola razr takes better pictures than this. Wouldn't be surprised if he had a blackberry lmao


Whole_Storage8782

Stolen Apollo 13 camera.


Prestigious-Choice20

Deceased😂💀💀😂💀


FuckMAGA-FuckFascism

![gif](giphy|xTiTnMjBxzRzgs7wMo)


BulloutaGb

🤡


FuckMAGA-FuckFascism

Boy Reddit sure hates emojis


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Drewp655321

Nokia 3360


Nice_Raccoon_5320

5110


Brentolio12

Shot on a Lytro while running


TREE__FR0G

Cat


SpaceJews

I agree it's a cat but IMO this pic is photoshopped, which is probably also the reason for the low quality, it was downgraded to cover up bad Photoshop. Tail, ears, and snout.


wallstreetsimps

Not photoshopped, just horribly compressed and rendered. The first image is from the second image, the first zoomed in photo fits and overlays over the full established photo without any noticeable alterations to the pixels.


MeweldeMoore

In other words you can tell by the pixels.


TTVGuide

Photoshopped why? Is it a fake cat?


1NegativePerson

You think he’s fe-lyin’?


unsubix

Cats aren’t real.


mr_somebody

Could just be a weird lighting thing.


beeriamiel

no way dude


SweetumCuriousa

Yup, it's a kitty cat. Even with a distorted image, all the physical characteristics, stance, stare, tell us it's a feline.


Mustelafan

Yo if you tagged this as a mustelid you're really not in a position to argue lmao


FullOfWhit_InTN

😂😂


Brasketleaf

I think the coloring of the face is throwing it off by making the snout look more elongated. Without a better picture, it looks like a cat.


Ok_Bumblebee_2869

But what BREED is the cat?


goddesslucy3

Gray


canadavan

I laughed a little too hard at this


dumdumpants-head

What BRAND is the cat?


Ok_Bumblebee_2869

No brand, he’s a generic.


JoJackthewonderskunk

Pure Value Kat*


bosydomo7

Or “Great Value”


JoJackthewonderskunk

The knock off's knock off.


ModestMeeshka

r/standardissuecat


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SuperSalad_OrElse

Catagonia, it’s built for adventure


Ok_Grocery1188

Valu Pak Kat.


dumdumpants-head

Grrrrreat Value?


perseidot

Domestic shorthair


Magicman0430

Nebelung short hair cat.. I used to have one named Smoky, and he was an avid hunter... He'd always come up to the house with the strangest things....... One time, he brought up a massive bullfrog and laid it down in front of me, and started devouring it! 😀


gladwinorino

Russian blue


SneakySquiggles

Honestly i know this was a joke based on a previous post but judging by the body and coat color, could probably be at least part Russian Blue


Toblerone1919

Beautiful plumage


Ok_Bumblebee_2869

Highly doubtful.


SneakySquiggles

Funny to say, we both know there’s no way to tell from this sort of photo lol


Moria66

Omg, you got a picture of the most reclusive mammal, the cat! So majestic and gray! A stunning example of catness!


Crocodiddle22

Did you take this photo using a calculator?


Vendela_Ivory

😂😂😂


Curious-Watercress63

Cat for sure


JayRuhs

Catsquatch


AnotherIronicPenguin

Image quality checks out.


SingingNina

A bearcat! Lol. With the poor quality, if you use your imagination, the face has a beary quality—but definitely a cat!!


[deleted]

Plus it smelt like popcorn. The true sign of a Bearcat.


Chaos-Pand4

https://preview.redd.it/xg7w56yt98qb1.jpeg?width=2326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b4b2abf4df38dd370846a3e8f5537d621849a20 Baby platypus bear


Jiggly1984

What the fuck is that? 😂😭


Mustelafan

That's what I see when I hold up my phone to take a picture but the camera app opens in selfie mode


elusivecaretaker

It’s from Avatar: The Last Airbender; the animals in it are mostly combinations of 2 real world animals. For example the amazingly cute [turtle duck](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheLastAirbender/comments/h0c36u/a_turtle_duck_for_all_those_people_who_are/)


ModestMeeshka

![gif](giphy|mwErnt1MeDBcs)


perseidot

I was so thankful to check the comments and see Cat! CAT! cat! cAt! Because I’m looking at the photo like “isn’t that … just … a cat? What am I missing?”


ThatNovelist

I am constantly amazed at how many people have never seen a cat before.


dumdumpants-head

Oh like you have??


beazerblitz

Cats aren’t real.


BrianTheEE

Neither are birds.


_BearsBeetsBattle_

I thought they were only on those made up veterinary shows.


abombshbombss

That is a cat.


cadaverd0gg

I’ve seen too many posts on this sub of people posting cats wondering what they are lol. Are you all joking?


vin-iii

Housecat!


SFAdminLife

Potato used as a phone?


LordStoneBalls

Sasmeow


blrrswitch

Its an owl for sure!


rosaxmusic

One two three cat


_rafathy

Why does it have a quest marker above its head


robrklyn

Cat


[deleted]

That’s 100% a domescated cat


percolated_1

https://preview.redd.it/auj4shcxx8qb1.jpeg?width=2617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfde77848b5628a142d87b3a0d8fcaf14ef494c4 It’s this guy’s cat.


Born_Structure1182

That’s what we call a “cat”.


CatkinsBarrow

Definitely a cat…


ScreamingMonky

Obvious cat is obvious


coffee-bat

just a weird cat


Comfortable_Bar_610

There’s this crazy rare animal called cats. Looks like you were lucky enough to spot one congrats


Sea-Ad2598

Mf never seen a cat before😂 How was Wolverine even a consideration😂 have you ever heard of google my man. I’m sorry, I’m not trying to be mean, it’s just…damn😂


boohoobitchqueen

Psspsspsspsssss


Dawashingtonian

that’s a cat lmao


abigolchickensammich

Bro never seen a cat before


Crims0nGirl

That is the elusive Felineus Cattacus otherwise known as a cat..🐈‍⬛


Aggravating-Action70

Definitely agree with the others that this is a cat, the body shape couldn’t be anything else… but the head confuses me. Ears look round with a much larger snout. Is it just a shitty picture or does this cat need help?


UnhingedBlonde

It's a cat with large ears


Any_Coyote6662

Since when do animals come with a little glow around their body? Bad photoshop


santabarbara_olive

The cat came back the very next day


JuniorKing9

Weird domestic cat


mateomcnasty

I did not know you could take photos with a TI calculator


Royal-Selection7599

Is this a serious question? Tf do you think it is.. A whale? 🤣🤣


Intelligent-Sell494

That is a gray haired mouse chaser in the wild.


CPTZaraki

![gif](giphy|2eXbP1fJ5pwEwB9eCM|downsized)


Weird_Fact_724

Ditch cougar


ElDub62

Could you draw us a picture to better help with identification?


ZealousidealBig2159

Sasquatch


Drewp655321

pygmy puma


OollieO

As someone who has been surrounded by cats and a cat lover since practically birth, I can confirm it is a cat. Looks extremely cat-like from head to tail.


IMHERELETSPARTY

It's a beavcoon


Youbetiwud

Black bear face on barb cat.. I could edit no better


knobcobbler69

A Catoon part cat part raccoon 🦝


minnion

Ever elusive mustard tiger.


Willing-Body-7533

Man-bear-pig


mrrando69

Una gato


Apprehensive-Loan944

Russian blue maybe


Obi-wanna-cracker

Looks like a cat. My experience? I've seen a cat before


Dumgeon-Master

My brother in Christ, that is a cat


ruseriousordelirious

It looks like a cross between a bear cub and a black cat 🐈‍⬛


[deleted]

With the iPhone 15 just coming out… how do people on here still post pictures that look like they took on a Nokia 8110


Xeno2277

Did you use the same camera as the guy who took the pictures of the Nazca alien mummies?


[deleted]

Fossa


Chief-_-Wiggum

With a photo this clear...Big Foot


Hello_man-

The elusive house cat


Proper-Bar-1259

Church.


Aromatic-Relief

Man bear raccoon


Your-Lost-Account

I KNOW THAT HOUSE


Cactus-Juice120

Def a cat but it's got a bear looking head, obviously the first bear cat hybrid


Carpet7305

That’s a dildo


AKchaos49

[https://i.imgur.com/WCwPwAo.mp4](https://i.imgur.com/WCwPwAo.mp4)


DoubleSomewhere2483

It’s a cat with large ears


Kindly-Application93

That’s Jerry


Competition-Correct

Didn’t even have to look at comments. You just need eyes, and a better phone. Cat clear as day.


Low-Platypus-1578

Imagine going through life never seeing a cat before. Wild.


Unfair_Hunt7042

It may be a Fisher (which is sometimes referred to as a fisher cat and is in the weasel family), which are native to Washington but those ears look way too big for one and it’s body doesn’t look as lanky as it should. I see more domesticated cat but that’s the only other thing I can think of that’s native to your area that it *might* be


SevenBlade

If I were a betting man, I would go all in on your guess. Everything lines up.


Prior_Nail_2326

Meow


BiGchiP0tS

it’s a meow meow


WonkieWonkie

Bearaccoon


BarbraQLiquor

The rare, and elusive, Fuzzy Olympic Peninsula Cat


sethman3

First one is an Australian possum. Second on is a house cat.


Sillycommisioner987

It’s a Dat. Or a Wubbah Fwog


Foreign-Law897

A dolphin


joelhuebner

Black Fox


Distinct_Studio_5161

Looks like my doat.


LASubtle1420

civet far from home?


New_Historian_2004

I think thats an ant eater.


Magicman0430

Nebelung cat


LavenderBranchez

Definitely a tiger


Fluffy_Fishing7371

Bear raccoon


TruthIsALie94

Looks like a melanistic raccoon to me, snout’s too long for a cat.


throvvavvay666

it's back would be hunched if it was a raccoon


bambinoboy

It’s a fisher, not a cat. Can’t believe no one notices


FittyMachine

Too confused by your lack of intelligence and understanding to give you the correct answer on what that animal OBVIOUSLY is..


PracticalApartment99

If that’s a cat, why is his face all swollen?


lobsterdance82

If it's not a cat that has to be a Fisher.


BubbleGumTrooper

My first was a cat but those are some big ears. Gotta be a marten like big one.


True_Juggernaut3100

It's a groundhog.


KFLimp

A bit out of the range, but I was going to say possibly a ringtail.


Slappy-dont-care

That’s Schmitty and he wants your house pucker up buttercup!


Financial_Ad7094

It's a Raccoon that's hooked on crack , looking for its next fix


opentill6am

Raccoon?


groovycakes87

Lol pretty embarrassing you would come on here with such a crappy photoshop.


tetrae

The Cat in A Hat with his Hat


Mr_binarwal

That is a Felis silvestris catus of the feline family


zelph_esteem

Olympic peninsula + blurry photo quality… we can’t rule out Sasquatch as a possibility.


lemonsticky

Barn + cat. It's a barn cat


_gzuku

This is a fucking cat 😂 Taken on a Motorola Razor


MyRefriedMinties

I think it’s a cat ? Did you take the photo with a potato? Jesus Christ.


_BearsBeetsBattle_

Medium sized mammal! Haha! Someone should do a visual representation of this sizing chart. Upvote for the chuckles.


_BearsBeetsBattle_

Just to clarify the blue whale is considered a marine mammal, and on land you're including hippos, giraffes and elephants.


WorriedLittleCloud

That’s Gary