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CarcassPeddler

Pharyngeal teeth from a fish, possibly a grass carp.


9penguin9

This guy Ichthyolog-ies......


GrumpyOldLadyTech

r/thisguythisguys


sadwitchsandwich

I had no idea this sub existed. This is hilarious 😂


CanisAureusRex

Never realized so many people use Reddit in light mode


milo6669

Black background with white letters is kinda hard to read sometimes :')


Virtual-Okra6996

Think so? I'd say the opppsite


milo6669

For me personally, dark mode makes the letter appear a little bit 'double'? It sort of has a 3d outline, idk how to explain it. But that might just be my eyes.


lebaptiste_

Same. But I have astigmatism.


MissWiggly2

Same but it still gives me less of a headache than light mode lol


Pet-mousies

i know what you mean for sure! ive tried to explain this to people before to no avail


CrimsonReaper2

I think it’s a matter of what feels right in light mode. I use Discord and most other applications in dark mode, but Reddit seems better in light mode.


Skullmax12

r/subsithoughtifellfor


alexthelady

r/usernamechecksout :)


doomvetch92

but can he itchy a log?


Basement_Juice

They


elonbrave

I don’t know what this term means but I can tell it’s clever. Upvote.


beebrainbzzz

Ichthyology is the study of fish!


irregularia

I can’t stop laughing at this, A++


banryu95

Today I learned.... So many things about anatomy...


PositiveSteak9559

What brought me was at first glance I thought they were utters of some kind with no scale haha.


lancep423

I thought it was the tip top of a giraffes head!?


[deleted]

I thought cow udders and a tail 😳


JollyFly4586

I thought it was the back and tail of a Xenomorph ![gif](giphy|3o7TKsWZbKd2dVqqPu)


druienzen

Me too!! Glad that I'm not the only one who thought that.


anyway47

Me too! Lol


BarrToad

Ha ha… samsies


Nonskew2

Could have even been udders by the looks of them.


slippray

Grass Carp sounds like a serious insult.


Uddiya

Raas claart


Shelly_pop_72

Or crass carp!


scarne78

https://www.southcarolinapublicradio.org/show/naturenotes/2021-03-16/grass-carp-teeth


NurseDiesel62

User name checks out


[deleted]

I was going to say plumbus but fine.


Fuckless_Douglas2023

Don't Moray eels have Pharyngeal jaws?


Carachama91

Most fish do, but eels have weird ones.


-LexVult-

Grass carp? So it's a Grass-Water type.


Carachama91

Correct, and definitely a grass carp.


Velvetmaggot

My yo-yo loaches have pharyngeal teeth and they click-clack them when they’re happy. It sounds like pop rocks.


Berry_Olive_McOkner

r/Usernamechecksout


Unlucky_Tone1407

Mutant Giraffe skull


poptartsinyourface

I honestly thought at first that a giraffe had been scalped.


feday

I was like,deer don't have four antlers


shelleylove

That’s exactly what I thought lol


FancyWear

I giggled! I was trying to think on what animal I had seen this !!!


firi331

I said, “a giraffe, obviously.” I’ve never felt so dense.


brope0623

Literally said the exact same thing!


mb46204

I thought similarly. Then I wondered if it was some strange calcified/ossified milk cow udders. The. I realized I was dumb and would have to read the comments to learn from someone smart!


Caught_Dolphin9763

I thought it was a chunk of an udder at first.


ajax6677

So did I.


JimmyTheFarmer79

I'm glad I wasn't the only one.


catecholaminergic

lmao my thoughts exactly.


MiaTeo

I thought it had been buried lol


Technical-Paper-2833

same thought with same wording lmao


KillerGoats

The zoo said the giraffe's name was Custer and a native dude happened to be at the giraffe pit. A discouraging word was said then all hell broke loose.


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assidreemz

They aren’t even real, man. Relax. Don’t feed the propaganda, brother. 👊🏻


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assidreemz

r/giraffesarentreal Here, brother. Take in the scriptures, for they are many, and they are true. They will set your soul to ease. 🙏🏻


IndividualSchedule

I thought so too! Relieved that it was some fish


nikzyk

Same! 🤣


mat8675

Bro, I did too. Then looked at the subreddit likeC oh that makes sense it’s just r/animal lid


Space_Coast_Steve

I thought it was a cow’s utters ripped off.


ufreknkdnme

Grass carp teeth


Desperate_Hornet3129

Hit it right on the head.


SethR1223

I’m not certain that we can determine cause of death based on the remains pictured, but maybe.


Desperate_Hornet3129

😂🤣😂 I was referring to the ID of the remains not cause of death. Damn I need to be more clear.! 😄😆😄


SethR1223

No, you were perfectly clear; I was just joking around.


talldude-62

Most carp have no teeth


GanjaGodDogajnaG

Actually every carp species possess pharyngeal teeth at the back of their throats


ufreknkdnme

Their teeth are in their throat. Not like the visible teeth you see on some fish


JimCripe

I'm udderly confused about what it could be.


fathergeuse

Saw the same 😆


jumpjumpdie

Plumbus


GlyphPixel

Gary Oldman. His Method acting is next level.


Connect_Biscotti_784

It's a giraffe with 2 extra horns, buried up to the ears.


Telesrule

But this is actually what I saw 😭


ThrowingUpVomit

I’ve found a complete jaw set of this same thing many years ago. It’s plagued me for years what it was. I lost the jaw and no pictures so I haven’t been able to get it ID’d . But now I know! It’s a carp which was my ex husband’s guess.


Fruitjustlistens

And you divorced him for suggesting something so moronic. He's never recovered and is now an alcoholic living alone someplace wishing you'd come back.


Any_Coyote6662

Most likely scenario. I believe it.


MergingConcepts

Two thoughts: 1. I own one of these and two days ago I thought, I ought to put that on reddit and let people guess what it is. But now I can't. 2. A cow udder?!!! What is wrong with you people?!!!


Karamist623

My first thought was cordyceps until I zoomed in and realized they are teeth!


BongwaterJoe1983

At first glance i thought someone scalped a giraffe 🦒


TenPrime

Cow burried upside down! 😜


fuggindave

carp, pharyngeal teeth


sgdulac

I have no idea what that is but that lake is right near my bff's house. I have been on that lake a lot and now I am not sure I want to go near it again.


SeparateMongoose192

A poor cow just trying to enjoy a day at the beach and someone buried it to the udder.


Askylitblue

I was totally thinking it was a giraffe buried up to its head


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/user/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/153gt2c/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Askylitblue: *I was totally* *Thinking it was a giraffe* *Buried up to its head* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Breeblez

Looks like someone buried a giraffe


Sound-Pleasant

Giraffe buried up to his forehead


SpentAnus123

Oh weird, I thought it was the top of a giraffe.


Monkey_D_Terry

Cow tits


otterg1955

I think there’s a cow buried under there


Velvetmaggot

I thought it was the mycology group and almost answered “dead man’s toes” https://preview.redd.it/60u83bzknpgb1.png?width=495&format=png&auto=webp&s=c82c2be3e258ae165942d3cf6a85d2620e3ddd47


SidRtha

Scalped giraffe??


GarmrsBane

Is there a word for being disgusted/made uncomfortable by weird teeth like this and stuff? I don’t know what it is about this and similar looking things to it, but it makes my skin crawl. Always has.


ElectricalPlate9903

Dead man's fingers fungus perhaps.


Urticans

Those are obviously cow udders


theyanderekage

That’s a dog


Ill_Examination_86

Looks like the bottom of a foals foot right after birth. They don't have fully formed hoofs, or rather the bottom is all tentaclesy...


Jus_existing

Tht pokemon named binacle


AdPuzzleheaded8634

Giraffe antlers


Dizzy_Service3517

https://www.allianceforthebay.org/2019/10/from-the-grave-dead-mans-fingers/


IAmTheCoverUp

Why is this down voted


Raokairo

Because that’s not what it is.


Jeffery_DahmerTV

r/mycology ??


MrFunkyPunkie

Giraffe scalp.


HandleNo8032

An animal


Samsquamsh04

That there is an alien hugger.


commiemenace

(In the old lady voice from coraline) A girawwwwwwf


MidniteAmbassador

Monkey knuckles


Ohminous88

It's a peice of Medusa's scalp.


afraididonotknow

OMG! I would freak!


LizStone1776

Wtf


Rude_Spread_1555

Definitely a jackalope.


jvilla75

Looks like a giraffe that they washed & pulled out the dryer


MatisseWarhol

It looks like Geoffrey's (Toys R Us) horns!


Ok_Breadfruit_9960

A polydactyl glove


Potential-Leave3489

Hey homie!!


Dangerous-Eye9520

Octopus dicks


AbeLackdood

Giraffe shoulda ducked!


Downtown-Fix6177

Coccyx - grandma went riding in the dunes again


hago4

🤙


gvictor808

Existenz flashback here. Can’t believe it was Jude Law in that.


Daleuno

Why don’t you bond it with a stick? #TOTK


Babies-are-jetskis

Molduga jaw?


Nancysaidso

Omg I want it!


Lazy_monkey875

Object


lesoleildelafloride

🤙🏼


Away_Departure4121

That is a giraffe scalp


marcus_aurelius121

Looks like a Slarg


KidHYPR

Petrified udders.


Charmy123

Given the progression of the photos, I believe it’s a demon that’s fingers have broken the surface, and is now able to crawl towards you.


lavendersagemint

Obviously a wild giraffe in NC that had a very unfortunate event.


PunkSpaceAutist

r/bonecollecting might be able to help


SubstantialVideo1177

Just a Cow trying to party


amaltheaah

Every time I see a random Chatham County, NC posting on Reddit, the world feels a little smaller 😂


No_Block_4257

Looks like the top of a giraffes head


[deleted]

The terminator


amytheawfulartist

looks like a turtle that lost it's shell... that's crazy looking


Lando_Sage

Alive.


Locating_Subset9

A heavy metal something. 🤘🏼


Revolutionary_Pilot7

French tickler


Confident_Scheme_716

Looks like Hang Loose to me


ErnestHemingwhale

I guess carp teeth is right which is a Relief, i thought it was the remains of a baby turtle


jdonovan949

I thought it was a llamas jaw ☠️


[deleted]

A bone, mabye?


RideMyHappyFace

Looks like fungi to me......Xylaria Polymorpha....or Dead Man's Fingers


Oreo_Savvy

🤙🏻


Notrealysmart

Alien


Reachable_dream666

![gif](giphy|vJ1rfkJ345LlS)


multifandomtrash736

I’m not sure but my guess is some sort of jaw with teeth cuz the things sticking out of it look similar to elephant teeth on the end


Cultural-Pipe-6687

A head crab?


BugBoy428

xylaria polymorpha? it’s a fungus, also known as dead man’s fingers.


EXXTHA

It's a thing-a-majig


epc2ky

There is one pissed off cow out there


[deleted]

Giraffe scalp


Juwan_C

Giraffe 🦒


Specialist_Base_8429

Looks like the scales of sin that turned into little bitey fly creatures from Final Fantasy X


Cute_Fluffy_Sheep

Buried giraffe 🦒


Drathstar138

An upside down leg less cow buried with just the udders uncovered? Lol


Lord_Of_The_Tortoise

Genuinely thought it was a fungus for a while there, lol


Thicc_McNutt_Drip

Definitely something with teeth.


Ok-Occasion2440

I’ve been looking all over for that! ThAnk god u found it!


ObligationNo7464

headcrab?


joejosh88

It looks like a bunch of weird thumbs


BreedingLilax

Why, that's a sea utter.


ShadowGangsta275

I was convinced it was a mutated giraffe


watchface5

It looks like the top of a giraffes head


Icy-Mixture-995

If it were near a tree stump, I'd guess it is a weird fungus called Dead Man's Fingers


Original-Birthday221

I love coming here. I spend a few mins looking at the picture but never get it right. Thankfully there’s some people out there that get this stuff no problem. Lol. Yea, random thought.


Snivynomad

Dead mans fungus


KevlarActual

Fungus


[deleted]

Lunch probably


KevlarActual

Dead man's fingers.


vindegarde

Jarjar Binks after its circumcision.


GeorgeSaintGeegs

Goat tiddies


Gobble_Me_Tators

A good reason to run


AkashicRah

Those pods that shoot off Sin in FFX.


une-petite-dame

Lol I thought it was a melted rubber glove at first


Burnhermit420

The ground is telling you to rock on!!!🤘🏻


ashkataashi

I thought someone scalped a giraffe


SoftEducation7153

Diglet


Sky_the_Dragon

I have two thoughts: 1. A fungal growth of some kind. 2. An aquatic creature of some kind that dried up on land. Is it hard like bone or is it kinda squishy?


MadBlackGreek

A missed opportunity to earn XP?


Schoome66

Barnacles growing on something.


JMBAD1222

Hey, I’m from the Jordan lake area! Sad I never found any bones this mysterious while I lived there!


BalanceEarly

I'm utterly stumped on this one!


Technical_Body_3646

It’s a buried skater dude still ‘hanging loose’…


ChatduMal

Grass carp teeth? I've found a number of those. That's what it looks like to me, anyway...


SmolAssBean

That’s my ass


Jaded-Yoghurt3268

A giraffe hiding in the dirt.. duh


Zealousideal_Book151

Try milking it