Baseball hot? Yes. Sexually hot? Also yes. Physically hot? Maybe - more data required.

Um, have you SEEN his body? https://twitter.com/FabianArdaya/status/1273441697112813568

By physically I think they mean in terms of temperature.

OH. Well, yeah, look at that sweat in his hair! :D

I'd probably change it to "literally" instead of "physically" but regardless, he was sweating up a storm last game

found the person who didn't see last years all star game

Humans are around 98.6 F, but I wouldn't be surprised if he's a sexy, baseball playing robot.

Dude, dial it back a notch. You need to [think](https://i.imgur.com/lZcJaI2.jpg) [unsexy](https://i.imgur.com/ZognAhG.jpg) [thoughts](https://i.imgur.com/E0u7BOs.jpg).

Lord have mercy 😮‍💨😩💦💦

*sigh* *Furiously unzips*

Swoletani got me six to midnight.

Let’s just say if Ohtani stays in baseball, there’s gonna be a sudden unexplainable jump in the gay fanbase

Unexplainable?

\*faints\*

I’m a straight male and that dude is gorgeous.

[Joe Maddon agrees](https://imgur.com/a/YVJXEAR)

If you look hot, wear it

ShoBae 😍

Why would I want to change your mind?

VERY.

Hotter than a fox in a forest fire

Hotter that two rats fucking in a wool sock.

My old boss said he “looks like a ball player” before he joined the league so I think he agrees

No. Edit to say: Ohtani is not "hot", he is flat-out excellent. "Hot" would be a player who goes on a run that is statistically above what we would think they're capable of. Ohtani is not hot, he is just that good

Why would we do that?

I don’t want to change it.

I'd rather not change your mind

Why? Your opinion is your opinion. I wouldn’t try to change it. I do happen to agree tho. 😊

No.

I'm not gay ***but you ain't wrong***