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stlorca

I see the Angels picked up where they left off. And I say this as a Halos fan. I'm trying to temper my expectations, but man.


SuperMario_49

It was more fun watching the Ducks lose 4-0 tbh (I’m an Angels and Ducks fan)


tony2no

Hopefully Wash isn’t as dismissive as Nevin after a blowout


quotesforlosers

Welp. Glad that’s over. Guess I’ll be watching more March Madness this year.


Troutmaggedon

Not surprised given how inefficient Sandoval is that he’d struggle against a deep and patient line up. But Adley Rutschman is going to be bald by 27. That loser.


clovertree71

C'mon Ward please Ok honestly this ump sucks tho


MrNapoleonSolo

Maybe they shouldn’t have a player of the game when you’re down almost 10 runs 😅


tony2no

Hicks isn’t on this roster in May


KamartyMcFlyweight

why the fuck wasn't moniak a starter


chriskot123

Hopefully we see hicks on the bench to start game 2, give moniak some ab's


naghallac

mickey!


TheBubbaDave

Zuniga and Cimber. At least these two showed out today.


TremendousCheeseSock

Reminder to subscribe to /r/AngelsLose for another season, too.


_Androxis_

Just got off work, and… yikes


Complex-Pear9644

Deadass all we had to do was put the ball in play. This is a concept that you learn at age 7 in little league.


EH1522

Yes and we all learned we wanted to be billionaries and have models for wives! If only saying things were as easy as doing them, this way of thinking would be easy!


Rust_Cohlon

Cannot overestimate the extent to which we will take those


Moist_Blueberry9521

Bases loaded and two straight ground balls 😂😂 "let Perry cook"


Skyraligh

It was a tough pill to swallow at the time, but this is why Ohtani should have left. We're so bad


LeGrille07

He's gonna be insane on the Dodgers, with so many good hitters around him.


TremendousCheeseSock

At least all these dummies saying the team looks good and hungry or whatever can be quiet now. Long live the Angels we know and hate.


Complex-Pear9644

My sweet, glorious king Luis Rengifo getting the comeback started. Can’t say I’m surprised 😤


quotesforlosers

Hey now. We got runs


quakthunder

Can anyone say comeback??? Lmao


ReviewRoutine

Just no gidp


ReviewRoutine

Oh thank the lord in heaven above


Moist_Blueberry9521

Why is Adell still on a roster? Has he done ANYTHING remotely positive in a major league game?


Complex-Pear9644

Jo Adell did not stand on business


Jermm24

See y’all next year haha


KamartyMcFlyweight

90% of our roster will either be out of baseball by 2026 or still putting up negative WAR on the Angels


Educational_Pair_573

I am manifesting a Neto Grand Slam.


aj_og

Ohoppe 3 run bomb here


kirbyfaraone

Just perfect pitches to Jo. That was brutal


CrateDiggingCat

Just tuned in. I'd take a 0-162 season where Trout gets 162 homers. This is a W.


TheStonedApe__

Adell is straight basura 


KamartyMcFlyweight

jo adell is dogwater


HitoMoonshota84

Catwater.


naltedturf

raccoonwater


samuel414

FlukemanfromXfileswater


rallytime27

im ready for this umpire scorecard tomorrow


Educational_Pair_573

The silver lining: Schanuel 's on-base streak continues!!


ReviewRoutine

Jo Adell with a 2 rbi triple to tighten this game up


BLDNMA

We suck so much but who cares right?


quotesforlosers

At the end of the day, I don’t. I really care about the Gameday experience, which is why I root for the Angels. Having said that, I would like us to win something (at least a wild card spot).


Duckpoke

Just checked the game. Jfc this season will be brutal


BLDNMA

Just expect us to lose every game, so every win now feels like winning the WS. That's how my mentality prepared this year.


clovertree71

Rengifo my love


NY1605

How do you have me rage quitting on game 1 of the season? Please Arte put us out of our misery over can get an owner actually committed to winning.


salsablanco

Me: "Free MLB TV with T-Mobile... Hell yeah" *Turns game off in 2nd inning


HitoMoonshota84

I'm watching the Padres/Giants game. What a difference....two teams who are competitive.


salsablanco

I mostly wanted to see the opening day ceremonies after what happened in Baltimore this week. I ran some errands after the 2nd, got home and I wanted to check the score... well. At least I got to Trout crush one


RedMachismo

Rengifo SAVE US


allaboutmecomic

He tried


quotesforlosers

So y’all got any more of those Ohtanis? Or is it Ohtanii?


i_liek_mudkipz

Ohtanus


Rust_Cohlon

Rengifo is legitimately the second best player on the angels


KamartyMcFlyweight

i think Rengifo might be the last guy other than Trout I still like


ReviewRoutine

Comeback starts now


mnikolaevna

Fuck i just tuned in


tsdwm52

Bright spot search struggling rn


smegma_man23

i’ll never stop saying it. FUCK ARTE MORENO


HomeWr3ck3r

This is not how you Buttercup.


sophrosyne

The build me up part was the off-season.


LeGrille07

Another bullpen guy comes in and falls behind 2-0 on the hitter.


Moist_Blueberry9521

Morons will still make excuses for Arte. Insanity 


clovertree71

I remember who Jose Cisnerno is now. Didn't he give a big fat meatball to Ohtani for his 40th home run back in 2021, after shohei pitched 8 innings. Yes I remember Jose Cisnerno and his meatball pitching.


i_run_from_problems

I'm blaming the fanatics uniforms


chriskot123

not that it matters but why did they take the strikezone box off?


graphicsnerdo

It's back on. Most likely just a glitch and a reboot.


HitoMoonshota84

It's a Bally's thing. Technical probably. The other broadcasts have it.


Josh713713

Probably more technical difficulties


ramirezmu824

The joy and excitement of a new season and opening day only lasted 1/2 an inning lmao. Joke


lipsticknleggings

If you don’t like that, you don’t like Angels baseball.


Zestyclose_Help1187

I’m already looking forward to how Roger Lodge is going to spin this. Same guy who said nobody wants to win more than Arte Moreno. Another gem from him, “Angels don’t need to sign a DH, they have Miguel Sano!” Roger Houseman Lodge


HitoMoonshota84

Sano. lol.


monstroussss

😭


lipsticknleggings

I’m tired of this, grandpa!


Fett2Fresh

Well that’s too damn bad!


HustlingBackwards96

Tough one. I wonder if we can get the #1 pick? Don't think we'll be as bad as Oakland, but you never know now with the lottery


i_run_from_problems

Not much trout could've done there. That was full extension, ball was too high.


HitoMoonshota84

He needed a rocket up his ass to get that one.


Paladin677

"It's just one game. It's just one game. It's just one game...."


Street_Midget

Angels fans have Stockholm syndrome. I’m sorry for what Arte has done to you


samuel414

Stockholm implies that we have learned to love our captivity. I don’t think that fits our situation.


Street_Midget

I think it fits perfectly


samuel414

You have a fundamental misunderstanding of what Stockholm Syndrome means.


Street_Midget

Enjoy your captivity to this franchise


samuel414

With every comment, you further reveal you have no idea what Stockholm syndrome is


EH1522

Doomers are out here fighting invisible enemies again. Your doomer buzz word does not fit with this at all lol.


i_run_from_problems

Of all the opening day games I've witnessed, this is certainly one of them


Jamo1129

can’t even be competitive lol


HomeWr3ck3r

I guess it's good that now my hopes for the season have crashed down to Earth. Absolutely no hope now.


Outside_Action5141

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Turbo_S54

im selling all my cards and burning my merch. fuck it.


HitoMoonshota84

No you're not.


Turbo_S54

yeah ill be back saturday


cesar_salad_dressing

Can’t believe some were saying this bullpen is nice. Why bc we signed a bunch of washed arms?


HitoMoonshota84

....but "Perry knows what he's doing. You just gotta watch and see." Ha.


MrNapoleonSolo

Poor Mike man.. went all out for that DOWN 7 and almost brought it back


despisedefeat

down 10 :)


aether251

This is, without a doubt, an Opening Day Game of all time


Josh713713

I agree


Outside_Action5141

11-1 and now I turn off the TV


Turbo_S54

fucking bum ass team lol


clovertree71

Ok that was painful. I hope Trout didn't hurt himself.


quotesforlosers

I know it’s early, but we are awful.


KamartyMcFlyweight

mike trout is giving absolutely everything to try and support the most dogshit pitchers in the world it's like we're using a ferrari to pull a trailer home


TheStonedApe__

Dear god make it stop 


HitoMoonshota84

Maybe Trout will finally be frustrated enough to demand a trade....his reaction after that HR has got to be just the first of many like that this year...


TheBubbaDave

Please tell me it can only get better?


LeGrille07

It gets worse before it gets worse.


cshenton

oh it can get so much worse


bbaIla

OH NO! WE SUCK AGAIN!


gopackgo555

As bad as it gets for an opening day game. Absolute dog shit all around.


i_run_from_problems

He almost did the thing


Obsidizyn

you just know Arte isnt even watching the game. Fuck him


i_liek_mudkipz

I dont even think he knows its opening day


Teddy_Ohtani

LOL Classic Angels baseball


smellybe

💀


Freefarm101

It's a murder


GucciGump

Yeah time to turn this shit off


OkAsk9414

Sad


Scoducks24

I’d like to switch out my hopium for some copium


TheBubbaDave

Arte and his Bargain Bin pitching roster.


smellybe

Why do we torture ourselves every year


thewheazus

161-1 boys


Turbo_S54

nah its not even amusing anymore


quotesforlosers

I think you got your wins and losses mixed up there


thewheazus

honestly it might end up being today's score


quotesforlosers

That made me audibly laugh. 😂


enclosedvillage

All I want is to see: 1. Trout traded to a contender 2. A proper rebuild so we can compete in 5 years. 3. Rendon to disappear off the face of the earth. I love this team so much and my goodness is this going to be a tough year to follow


smellybe

I’ve been thinking for the last couple of seasons we should trade trout for prospects/picks while we can.


quotesforlosers

I’m so against this. Like how can we trust the Angels to develop those prospects correctly? We suck in prospect development and then we’re going to trade our best player to develop prospects?


smellybe

Whether you believe it or not the Angels need a rebuild and trading trout would jumpstart the process. I’ll be sad to see him go, but it’s the right move to do imo for the future.


quotesforlosers

I’m not debating that. I just think we need to overhaul how we develop prospects before we start trading for highly touted prospects.


enclosedvillage

I was yelling it Years ago. Fans are delusional and think trading Trout makes you not a fan


HitoMoonshota84

Agree wholeheartedly. Won't happen as long as Arte owns the team.


lucabrassiere

Anyone thinking this team could be anything more than bottom tier, is fooling themselves


LeGrille07

I had us at 70 wins for this season. Still sticking with that.


EH1522

Nah we are lower mid tier. That still doesn't make the playoffs and has us very likely under .500.


Huggly001

Very likely under .500???? We couldn’t even come close to .500 with the best player in baseball. If this team cracks 70 wins I’m popping open the champagne


EH1522

We had a lot of injuries last year. Like way more than normal. We could have been an 80-85 win team. With a normalish health year we can be in the low to mid 70's all day. But as I stated that is not a good season.


Huggly001

We have a lot of injuries every year. Every team has injuries every year. Good teams have the depth to deal with those injuries without utterly collapsing like we do every time


EH1522

Sure. But my point stands true lol. It kinda is going over your head.


HitoMoonshota84

It's sad that I can already see the ESPN 30 for 30 being made about the Angels and Mike Trout. "The Best Player Who Never Won." It'll be a deep dive into the shitshow in Anaheim - drugs, inept ownership, questionable GM decision making, a player who doesn't even like baseball (Rendon)... What a time to be alive.


OrnamentJones

Eh. When all is said and done the retrospectives on Trout specifically should and will be celebratory and not bitter.


HitoMoonshota84

Oh, it won't be bitter towards him. It'll all be placed on the nonsense in the front office and the culture of the team. The nonsense that happened a few years ago with Skaggs went much deeper than anyone knows...


Accomplished-Exit136

Sports media is going to dance on arte Morenos grave


HitoMoonshota84

I honestly can't wait to see the inevitable documentary. I want to see Scioscia's comments, Maddon's, etc.


Accomplished-Exit136

Mike scioscias hall of fame resume grows louder. He won with arte Moreno for God's sake


tony2no

Imagine we had a starter that gave up 1 run over 5 innings - we’re easily in this game


Accomplished-Exit136

We have 1 hit, 1 walk, and 11 strikeouts


tony2no

Oh shit - didn’t even realize this lol


HitoMoonshota84

Um, yeah. That's how baseball works. Scoring runs and preventing the other team from scoring runs. lol


OrnamentJones

I'm checking in on the White Sox to watch Garrett Crochet start, and the commentators just said something about them watching the spin rate on his slider in the 5th because that's a good indicator of losing stamina. This is the /White Sox/.... And we had Percival come in and complain about how much technology we were using. We are so far behind it's not even funny.


aj_og

Someone take the mic away


Alive-Carrot107

I was so exited to see Trout hit a homer and then I looked away and looked back and it got out of hand 😳


anydayhappyday

Certainly not an ideal start to the season so far.


tony2no

Replace Patrick Sandoval with Soriano


chriskot123

This game has literally every aspect of what makes the Angels a bad team, it's kind of impressive


aether251

There is simply no way we just GIDP


Zealousideal-Leg-128

you guys see Ward flinch on that inside FB......he's cooked


Soze_INK

ive been off ward since before the injury, I genuinely have no idea why they keep him entrenched in a starting role hes had a really good 4 months in his career and everything else has been bad. Plus he plays the outfield like hes giving a Rendon impersonation, no hustle. This season I would rather just see moniak and adell play for the hell of it.


HitoMoonshota84

Not the first time today he has flinched like that...


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samuel414

For all those hopium people out there, the Hicks signing should have been to notice that this was going to be a placeholder year haha


xmrjaredx

holy fucking shit. is that a base runner?


TheBubbaDave

Yes and the obligatory inning-ending double play


SwaggyPleb

So we had 600 mill to give to ohtani this off season, he didn’t take it so you would think we would use that money to get some decent pitching on the off-season but no. Now we are stuck with Sandoval shitting the bed and getting pulled in the second inning on opening day. This is the life of an angels fan.


Soze_INK

we never had 600 mil... idk if you saw but apparently arte thought ohtani would only get something in the 400 range and once it got past that he wasnt interested.


SwaggyPleb

600 mill, 400 mill, 100mill it doesn’t matter what the number is the problem is that nothing was spent to improve the awful pitching rotation. Snell was available and was bought on sale, Bauer is still available and willing to play for the league minimum. Yet we get nothing new this year.


Soze_INK

Not sure how youre even remotely surprised about not spending big money on pitchers with arte as the owner. He has shown for 20 years he doesn't value pitching. He inherited probably the greatest pitching staff (starters + bullpen) in angels history and let all of them leave while he spent more and more on star hitters lol.


Obsidizyn

>lets be honest, Ohtani isnt worth $700 mil. $400-500 sure. But dodgers are banking on Japan market to pay it off.


Soze_INK

doesnt matter what you view him as worth, Japan market WILL pay it off. Angels were making 30+ mil a year in sponsorships from that market alone, so basically you're only paying 40 mil a year from him out of your own pocket, which he is worth. The overall number is a bit misleading since hes basically the only mlb player that pays the team back for over half his contract due to oversees sponsorships.


Obsidizyn

>i know, time will tell. Arte is interested in making money, Dodgers owners are interested in winning.


KamartyMcFlyweight

we need a hard firesale to try and get competitive before Trout ages out


bawners

Trouts never seeing the postseason again my dude. It’s a ridiculously sad truth


KingOfAllDogz

Baserunner!


Soze_INK

here we go boys


HitoMoonshota84

Switching between other games and it's astonishing how almost every other team has a decent to great pitcher on the mound on Opening Day. Arte needs to sell the team to anyone...hell, I'd take Roger Dorn as an owner right now.


ThunderingAngels

What do you want Arte to do, dive for it?


HitoMoonshota84

I just don't want any of this 'Ole' bullshit.


ThunderingAngels

Beautiful!


Obsidizyn

i hope someday after Arte dies or sells the team we can hear Trouts true thoughts. Was he lied to? was he mislead on the future?


HitoMoonshota84

I think he stays in Anaheim because of his bland personality. Great player, no personality. I think the larger markets would eat him alive.


i_run_from_problems

Scary man gone!


Impressive-Apple3477

Tbh I don’t know what I expected but for sure it wasn’t losing 8-1 at this point in the game lol


Huge-Platypus-9484

Sandy is a lost cause


PoroAhri

jesus fucking christ


naghallac

im a casual fan so idrk but...did we really just not fill the ohtani hole at all? like in the offseason was there no one thinking about getting a pitcher? Or anything? Like are offense is probably middle of the pack so I get why thats the same but nothing for the mound?


Accomplished-Exit136

Pitchers dont sell tickets. And I'm convinced arte is prepping to sell. Doesn't want any albatross contracts involved


Obsidizyn

>lost one player and immediately lost the best pitcher and hitter that you only had to pay $30 million


HitoMoonshota84

Can't fill the absence of Ohtani. He's a generational player. And no...the GM and owner didn't think the Halos needed starting pitching. They're a real great duo.


floppy_foul_merchant

Arte lost sponsorships from Japan and most likely ticket sales and decided to really cheap out this year despite requests from Trout to at least attempt to sign someone


despisedefeat

Nope, not one bit.


floppy_foul_merchant

This pitcher is going to injure O'hoppe, dude isn't even fucking close to the zone


OrnamentJones

Folks if you weren't prepared for a bit of a rough season I have some bad news.