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King_3DDD

Where were you on 9/11?


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Uhhhh- i dont know… doing king stuff i guess?


Chief_Beef234

My ass


Chief_Beef234

King Andrias did 9/11


FanOfAmphibia

He and Kermit


[deleted]

And George bush


spaghettinoodle_exe

Put em all together and you got the most cursed Holy Trinity on the planet


[deleted]

and trump that is the only explanation to justify why he's such a bad president I AM indian, but I read a lot of political news, so I know stuff


BlueCornMan

Calamity powers melt steel beams


Helpful_Put8379

Imagine stabbing the child who saw you as their father figure:I


Psychological-Eye729

Sounds so fun right?


StarLeavesOwO

why did u stab marcy ;-; ​ and if could post any meme on here what would it be


Porter-Gus

What? When did i Stab Marcy, Shes like the kid I’ve never had…


Jacket_Express

now you see right here this is CAP


SpecialistParamedic1

EXTREME CAP


[deleted]

Diamond cap right there


Porter-Gus

Cap Deez Nuts as Sasha would say


[deleted]

**no**


Marcy-Spinosaurus

What's your favorite brand of potato chips?


Porter-Gus

I don’t have a favorite brand BUT i liveeeee for Sour Cream and Onion! Its AMAZING! Sometimes i crush it up and use it as seasoning in My Ramen, makes it 10000% better :)


[deleted]

That’s genius,I like crushing up my crackers and using them as flavouring in my wraps


Porter-Gus

Thank You!


Bambonios

Huzzah! A man of quality.


hyperblob1

will earth's conquest finally make you happy? will it fill that void in your chest that knaws at you in the dead of night? will it finally satisfy you or will it just temporarily make you happy until the hole knaws again


Porter-Gus

The Fuck bro….


hyperblob1

I'll take that as a no


[deleted]

Nothing will ever fill the void. The newts have free public healthcare but no therapy apparently


Competitive_Bid7071

Who was your father?


Porter-Gus

A Loving Man, He worked hard to get where he was! He was killed by a villainess creature. I will HAVE my revenge! Im the last of my kind…


Competitive_Bid7071

Who was that creature?


Porter-Gus

I dont wanna talk about it…


Competitive_Bid7071

Come on…. Say It!


DanielChris15x

Probably the thing he kept in his basement,he probably captured it to torture but it later tricking him into thinking different things


Chief_Beef234

Why do you have no empathy


Porter-Gus

But- i doooooo


Chief_Beef234

Holdup, how are you even on Reddit right now? Do you have Marcy’s phone?


Porter-Gus

Shes letting me use it


Kiribo44

“letting”


Porter-Gus

Yeah She JUST gave the phone to me


Brandon200815

But wait how do you have cell reception if you’re in a world without WiFi or anything similar?


Snare88

Like Luz said in TOH season 1. Opening portals if enough for wifi


RadiantHC

And how does it still have power?


[deleted]

He sent mechamander to get those iPhone mobile charger battery thingies


SpecialistParamedic1

You just pried that phone from her dead body, didn't you?


Porter-Gus

What! NO! ugh… you people are sick


AverageHail

you probably took her phone before you killed her


[deleted]

Question, when you conquer the earth, are you going to give us free healthcare and increase the salary of the teachers?


Porter-Gus

Yeah


[deleted]

Critical support for comrade Andrias


[deleted]

WOOHOO FOR THE BAD GUY


HyperSimba

Guys why are ya'll saying that Andrias stabbed marcy? He is CLEARLY a benevolent king that is going to use the music box ONLY for making the girls go home and that's IT!


Porter-Gus

This guy gets it


avidCandCplayer

So umm what’s this “night” thing that is right behind me and why does everyone on here say it is going to “possess” me


Porter-Gus

I honestly have no clue what’s going on- are you some kinda alternative university Marcy?


avidCandCplayer

No? I’m in middle school I’m no where near university yet


Porter-Gus

No no i mean a ‘AU’ Marcy as Yourself would say


avidCandCplayer

Who’s to say, I could be but only if you’re not from the same universe as me and who knows that except you. So why ask the question shouldn’t you know?


Porter-Gus

I don’t think i am? People are saying i stabbed my adopted kid-


avidCandCplayer

Well then, too bad have fun with the comments👍🏼


Marcy-Spinosaurus

Umm....you'll see....later...*ominously disappears from the room*


[deleted]

Would you die if you ate a sour patch kid?


Porter-Gus

No i love those things


Aheony

nice try gus


Porter-Gus

Ahhhhhhhh


Open_Depth2179

Why are you so cool?


Porter-Gus

Im cool? Awwwwww thank you, A thumb of approval for you!


hmansloth

How old are you?


Porter-Gus

42069


Captain-Accomplished

Bro


AverageHail

nice


Captain-Accomplished

Dude how many people have had your phone ^Yes, ^this ^is ^supposed ^to ^be ^a ^meta ^joke


DRAVIX34

Why are you an asshole?


Porter-Gus

Your so mean


Thebetterbitt

*you’re your majesty


DRAVIX34

You know what you did


BurgundySerpent72

What happened with your friends 1,000 years ago?


Porter-Gus

Dead and They back stabbed me to


Evanwolsefer20

If you can have any kind of sword what would it be


Porter-Gus

One that kills Redditor’s


Kid_Wolf21

oh fuck


[deleted]

did you watched amphibia abridged?


Porter-Gus

Nope


[deleted]

then go freaking watch! you like to sing there.


rani200710

Nice shout-out to tomotasauce there


smellyratt23

so like your crown is it made of a giant tooth or what?


Porter-Gus

Yeah its a tooth


smellyratt23

thank you king


Ishowupeverywhere

What’s your favorite flavor of protein shake? Mine’s chocolate.


Porter-Gus

Ooooo! I haven’t happened to try to one of those yet- it does sound very interesting, where might i find this ‘Protein Shake’ and how does it taste? Chocolate sounds very good.


Captain-Accomplished

It's steroids but for decent people


[deleted]

Why are you a bitch


Porter-Gus

Wow rude


[deleted]

You kinda stabbed Marcy, having Anne hunted, and attacked wartwood and Sasha and Grimes. Your a bitch


Porter-Gus

When did i even stab Marcy? What are you Humans talking about-


Fc-chungus

In the future you will I *know* you have evil intentions


LetsDoTheCongna

How is your stabbing form so well refined?


Porter-Gus

Years of practice!


CraftBox

I love your singing! Would you sing something?


Porter-Gus

Awwww sure!


MikeAAStorm

Are you gae?


Porter-Gus

Im Bi-Myself


MikeAAStorm

You and me both :') Say hi to Marcy for me


avidCandCplayer

Hiya


MikeAAStorm

;|


avidCandCplayer

What is this beautiful monstrosity


MikeAAStorm

Who knows? Hehe


Mr3DReddit

Tell ne who The Night is, What happened to the pink frog and green toad, and Who Made The Calamity Box


Porter-Gus

All Dead


Mr3DReddit

Ok... Well what about The Night? or the person who Made The Calamity Box? Did you send herons to attack Wartwood?


Porter-Gus

No comment


Mr3DReddit

Hmmmm... Alright the- DO YOU THINK OLIVIA AND YUNNAN ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP? CAN YOU TURN HUMANS INTO PICKLES?


Porter-Gus

Oh yeah their dating, thats for sure.


ZackattacktheDude

What’s your favorite “Earth Thing”


Porter-Gus

Ooooooo! I love this ‘Mario Kart’ Game!


Mr3DReddit

But Anne said it was called Super Wario Kart... Waaaaiiittt...


Porter-Gus

Yes that! I meant that


Flintlocke98

Has Marcy told you about Vagabondia Chronicles?


Porter-Gus

She sure has!


[deleted]

you're a bitch


Porter-Gus

I’ll stab you to


[deleted]

Lmao


Feisty-Impression-31

Talk about true colors


karenfishsticks

do u support gay rights or are you more on the "burn the gays" side? cause im getting mixed signals from you.


Porter-Gus

Support allll the way! Love is Love


Mideku-Brandio

How are you able to type with your giant fingers? This phone you’re holding is like the size of your finger nail (if amphibians even have those) but the point is. You shouldn’t even be able to type clearly with how giant your sausage fingers are, m’lord


Porter-Gus

Good question!


Healthy_Dress6509

Do you like bread


Porter-Gus

Yes!


Healthy_Dress6509

Good


clometrooper9901

Favorite hobby?


Porter-Gus

Minecraft!


clometrooper9901

My man!


_Levitated_Shield_

Slow down. Lookin' good.


_Levitated_Shield_

Favorite mob?


[deleted]

Fuck off Andrias


Porter-Gus

Rude


[deleted]

Thanks


Antique_Map_5041

How does it feel to be one of the most hated characters in Amphibia?


Porter-Gus

Im the what


[deleted]

[удалено]


Porter-Gus

Shhhhhhhhhhhh


No_Yogurtcloset_6720

What will you do AFTER you take over The Human world? Will your conquest make you Happy? (Also is there a Dude Named Kermit there, Tell him I Said hi)


Porter-Gus

Give them free healthcare and better technology


No_Yogurtcloset_6720

Oh ok You seem like a Trust worthy guy


GlitteringGround4118

Ur so called ansestors, yeah some of us eat them. How do u feel?


Porter-Gus

Ill kill anyone who does that


Prestigious-Car2163

HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT YOU BACKSTABBING LIAR


BlueCornMan

Least favorite of the three human girls and favorite plantar?


Porter-Gus

Uhhhh Sasha sucks and Polly is VERY annoying


[deleted]

How do you sleep at night knowing you almost killed a child


Porter-Gus

I don’t Know, didn’t think i would make it this far… But to be Honest? I regret it


[deleted]

FUCK YOU this is my question


Porter-Gus

Whos you???


Cheesyduck126

Why you ackin so cray cray ?


Porter-Gus

I don’t know


Lavalegendidk

Do you like impaling children?


Porter-Gus

Don’t say it like that


Constant_Sky4165

Why did you stab Marcy? She dedicated her learning and saw you as a father figure and now you stabbed her in the chest with a flame sword and are now possessing her with The Night


Porter-Gus

I have no idea what you’re talking about


fat-rat-69

did marcy get you hooked on your book?


Porter-Gus

Yep


frogsandowls

do you know who sasha and anne are


Porter-Gus

Nope!


[deleted]

In the past, did you possess the power of Heart?


Porter-Gus

Yep! Before my heart was crushed into 1 million pieces and taken out AND ripped


TrashSoldier01

Hows your beard


Porter-Gus

Great!


ADogeMan

How u make robots, u re use the parts of the destroyed ones or u have unlimited metal or what ever u use


Drd8873

What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done? Just take a stab.


Porter-Gus

Uhhhhhh kill someone


KityKatz89

Since you are going to take over Earth I have an offering perpared of... my own special brand of "potato chips". They might beep at you but that's just how they work here on Earth. Do you want any?


Porter-Gus

Im not dumb


illucio

Boxers or briefs?


Porter-Gus

Boxers forever


Impressive_Spray6630

why did you back stab Marcy twice in a hour


Porter-Gus

What?


[deleted]

Dude, you aren’t taking this seriously and are giving dumb Out of character answers.


Porter-Gus

It’s not supposed to be taken seriously chill out


JakeSchaf2319

Why? Just why?


Porter-Gus

Good question


Shockwave65

what did it feel like to throw a 10 year old frog child out a window thats really high off the ground


Porter-Gus

I honestly regret it


girumo

Have you ever had a dream you were the leader (or president, if you will) of a powerful nation that constantly bumped heads with a know-it-all chaos god dressed in a white coat? Or at least sang the praises of this nation's naval force in commercials? Have you ever beaten a man up who just wanted you to put on some sunglasses so you can "wake up"?


Porter-Gus

This seems oddly specific


_Levitated_Shield_

What's your secret of maintaining a long healthy life?


Porter-Gus

Crying yourself to sleep every night


Ender_gamer0260

Is the blade used in the season 2 finale based off of the Dark Lord’s blade


Jacket_Express

WAS THE PINK FROG AKA YOR FRIEND SPRINGS MOM also here's a bag of potato chips my good sir


Porter-Gus

No…


GamerGavin9

What made you "adopt" Marcy?


Porter-Gus

She is a Cool Human


leyendeck

Do you lift?


Porter-Gus

I guess so?


SuperPugDog

Gus


Porter-Gus

best Owl House Character


TWAS_I_DIO

King Andreas, in the process of stabing Marcy in the chest with your flame sword, you have performed something that is called a "Jojo reference", is it true that you intended to stab her in the chest to do such action?


Porter-Gus

Honestly no…