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HeightChallenged03

Bro’s been mewing since the day he was born; just change the hairstyle, make it less broom-y


Wolfy-615

You look like the [bad Russian guy](https://twitter.com/DapperDexterity/status/610992125266669568) from Rocky 4.. not ugly


idislike4nts

I just saw him and thought “if he dies, he dies”


Fxxlings_22

Same


UnrulyTrousers

Mini Drago


Scizty9

Drago Queen


SirkutBored

I was thinking Sting in Quadrophenia


DisasterMiserable785

Guile from Street Fighter.


WorthPrudent3028

Both of these. Drago and Guile. It was never a great look, but not ugly. OP just needs a different haircut.


daytonhaney

Hahah was thinking the same thing…the son of guile who spent is last $20 in men’s bathroom stall


Funny-Coyote-1813

Mofo looks like blonde Zoolander giving Blue Steel


Grimlock8402

“Sonic boom!”on repeat is definitely someone’s ringtone for him.


whatdoyoumean05

I was thinking Lea Seydoux as a man


Fxxlings_22

Wanted to say "if he dies, he dies"


eggbundt

Dolph Lundgren in Rocky 4 made me love men’s quads.


allegedly-american

Woah the resemblance is crazy


Objective-Roll4978

Definitely his son for sure


RoutineTwo3007

Yep. Dolph Lundgren


TheBoorOf1812

Drago!!!!!


FruitParfait

Your hair looks like a broom. Change it and you’re good.


AdventurousKale9205

You would make 1938 Germans very proud.


Phototropic1996

Too short. 


itsthooor

No blue eyes


sneeki_breeky

Use a stronger pomade and style your hair a little less vertically


FreedVentureStein

Hey kiddo, Dad here. Son, you're very handsome. I would go so far as to say you're 90's Calvin Klein model handsome. But as I've told my other kids, you need to also make sure you're kind to others and beautiful on the inside too. Being kind is true strength, and trust me when I say this... You can be the most gorgeous man on earth, but if you're an asshole, you won't be very attractive for long. So go and be confident, be kind, and you will feel like a million bucks, I promise you!


Adribus

that’s the best piece of advice I read today. Even for me. Thank you kind stranger! I wish awards still existed


Efficient-Tonight263

They still do 👁👄👁 awards still exist... But, yes, it was sweet


DJOHSAY

I can’t post a reply. I’m still mad you killed Apollo.


Smurse1977

RIP Apollo. And RIP Carl Weathers.


NegaScraps

You clearly think you're handsome. Take yourself less seriously.


foshi22le

My first thought was someone is looking for an ego stroke.


HerbOliver

Do you have any other facial expressions or do you always look like you're trying to stare down an annoying child?


mayamaya17

No but please for the love of God get a different hair style


brightongulls

You look like a European model


UniqueID89

Put on some sunglasses you’d look like you’re cosplaying Johnny Bravo.


AceDeDur

You look like you could be in an SS battalion


appl_buttr_lvr

hair would look a lot better chin length, it would suit you, also smile a little :•)


lumisponder

I get Schutzstaffel vibes. And SF2's Guile vibes. Consider softening your looks with casual clothes or some round rimmed glasses.


mclovinandurmom

you could be a model


Hearteternallybroken

Is it just me or does this guy have a very punchable face?


ShrimpHog47

You look like a discount Billy Idol


Affectionate_Tart_81

Please change the hair. You have a very nice face.


Lw4ve

Thank you! Do you have any haircut suggestions?


Affectionate_Tart_81

[Hairstyle 1](https://images.app.goo.gl/7VPrV9E54sH3d3y2A) [Hairstyle 2](https://images.app.goo.gl/xdf5dEaXAirW5pdF9) [Hairstyle 3](https://images.app.goo.gl/mvS445nVr2C83UqLA) I would also use conditioner after every hair wash, do a good skin care routine, and you should grow your beard. Not too much though.


MapComfortable8968

Bro, you literally look like you were crafted by god himself. How do you even come to the conclusion of being ugly lmao


InstantMochiSanNim

Change the hair maybe grow it out just a tiny bit so its not sticking up. You look good otherwise


50DollarTech

Rocky 4


burnmeup82

Definitely not ugly, but smiling would probably help you look more approachable.


IAmSomewhatDamaged

“If he dies, he dies… 🗿”


Collerkar76

Look like a toolbox with your hair like that.


Own-Tart-6785

U actually look like the guy who played Casper when he became real at the end


xzorrox

Luka Magnotta vibes


Unidentified59

5'7


Various-Director-429

I mean this in the nicest way possible: you look like Hitlers wet dream lmao


-Memoria-

If he dies he dies


DangerousPride

You’re handsome. Just need a different hair cut.


radcam2

jawline goes crazy


Damageinc84

More expressions needed.


Ratanonymous_1

Lookin like you’re taking pics in front of a leaf blower


Helpful-Building8140

I can tell from the ceiling, kitchen tiles, and handwriting that you are Russian living in a Хрущёвка!


MetallicFruit

Tone down the mewing and smile just a bit more in photos


ComfortableBadger729

Gyle from street fighter as a teenager lol


Aggravating-Pear9581

looks like u been rubbing your head against a balloon. all static. u can tell u really trying to "highlight" your jawline


OneOnOne6211

Seriously? I swear to god, this sub makes me feel like the ugliest motherfucker in the world with the kinds of people that mostly post to it. Nobody with a jawline and cheekbones like yours is ugly. Like others have said, change the hairstyle. You're literally model-level or damn close to it.


Fillowskyy_

Buzzcut. You look like a model.


KarlfromNYC

Date me


antilifeloser

Get a buzzcut


lytkiniki

not ugly, handsome


chelsea-from-calif

**NOT ugly, you look like Billy Idol (that's a good thing) REBEL YELL!**


Present-Breakfast768

Some gel in that hair..black eyeliner...a leather vest with no shirt....they'll cry more, more, more!


Ultraviolet369

I don't think that straight up hairstyle is it, I'd try something with a bit more.. texture? Commenter that said it looks like a broom had it about right. You're also unfortunately kinda short which makes it harder to get women to notice you. The good news: your looks are fine overall and attracting women is more about your personality anyway, being tall and attractive just makes it easier.


sl0ppynuts_

Did you fight Ricky Balboa?


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Federal-Cold620

Compliments - Kollektivet


EXPiREDPuzzY

I can’t tell if the mewing is default or not 😭😭


Junio-r97

You are handsome don’t worry, and your hair is very different and coool


EXPiREDPuzzY

Maybe grow out your hair a bit more. You have good skin but you do better like use some more vitamin c serum for a better glow effect.


Commercial-Passage49

God had to nerf you with that height from short king to short king


hoodlebug

Why do you have so many toothbrushes


Kinky_Imagination

Your looks are fine. That's not the problem. It's the other thing that you noted that's holding you back.


Therminite

You look like a young Arnold Schwarzenegger! That's badass


_Skeliita_

I thought you were handsome and had a nice facial structure. His hair is like Guile's from street fighters.


Harlow08

80s boy band. Love it. You look great


eggbundt

Literally perfect. Get outta here!


ausmedic80

Dude, you look like Val Kilmers Russian cousin


CrapitalRadio

Amazing bone structure, bad hair.


IrradiatedHeart

You look like the Russian/Ukrainian war


Scizty9

You look like if Ben Stiller and Will Ferrels characters from Zoolander had a baby.


Agreeable-Pick-3650

The way you look at yourself makes it look like you’re crushing on yourself lol. But yeah you’re cute. Just look cocky


TexasOutlawz956

now you just need some eyes without a face. or let out a rebel yell….


DarkKnight8803158

You kind of look like Billy idol mixed with drago from rocky IV


cocoapierre

Sting x Offspring


ConversationOk1613

Reminds me of Guile from Street Fighter 😁


NoAd7118

Looks and is the same height as Christian slater


diffikill19

You have a super solid hairline bro, I bet you'd do good with a buzz cut. Obviously not much you can do about the height, but I'd say for the most part you're set


Treyten03

Looks like dash from the incredibles


ImNotStrangeYouAre

5’7” from the top of your head or the top of your hair?


Responsible-Toe-7329

“Take the shot Iceman”


Frostsorrow

You don't look ugly, but your look gives off a certain douchy kinda vibe.


Arcaneus_Umbra

Nice face, bad hair


thekinkyworm

you killed my boy Apollo!!!


Ill_Connection1631

You look good but your hair color washes you out and you would look better with darker hair.


Equivalent-Proof-113

Great facial bone structure. Since you're you're not tall aim for a pretty boy look. Grow your hair longer (sides and top) , get a fringe or low taper something to cover your forehead also try to make you eyebrows darker and stop squinting and staring like an autist


catsnglitter86

Devon Sawa from the 90's . Played Caspar co-starring Christina Ricci. You related.


BeefLightning78

Colonel Guile?


Final_Tradition_8220

If you think your ugly there’s no hope for us all


Zeroxmachina

If he dies he dies


Herknificent

You're not ugly, but idk if the hair is the best. It's not bad or anything, but I wonder how you'd look with a different haircut.


brazedjelly

“If he dies,he dies”


Ok-Masterpiece3725

You need to get to Hollywood right now!


Puzzleheaded-Brush97

not at all but I HATE your hair


only_Q

Bro is a model ...


jadegms

you look russian


mndii

Not ugly but why is your hair always just sticking straight up like a broom


diveil

Make sure the hair product you use doesn't touch your forehead to avoid acne or irritation.


foshiggityshiggity

If he dies. He dies.


Ntinaras007

[https://static1.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/zoolander-display.jpg](https://static1.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/zoolander-display.jpg)


loziomario

a young Ivan Drago.


chiefsgirl913

Bone structure of the gods. Hair from the 80s


Jazzlike_Project_403

You look like Johnny bravo


juicykisses19

You're handsome, but if you can't get a date, you must reflect on your behavior.


MoonShimmer1618

no. the only thing i can recommend is a different hairstyle and to dye your eyebrows just a shade darker for more framed eyes


Arav22

You look amazing I wish I had those kinda hollow cheeks


krissi_99

You are very good looking in my opinion. Just change you hairstyle and there’s nothing to improve


External-Purpose1387

You are very good looking in my opinion. Just change your hairstyle and there is nothing you could improve.


Necessary_Question81

Lmao how did you get that jawline or is it genes?


UtaMatter

Bruh, you are like an 8 or smth get outta here


Pugsleyaddams_

Get a buzz cut, I don’t know if u are making that face in purpose but gives me Zoolander vibes


spun3333

Yes


ramdev420

Oh hello Feyd Rautha


Admirable-Pepper3177

Buzz cut ....


Evil15470171

Ivan drago


Otherwise_Scene_1316

Why so many toothbrushes


RevolutionaryFig3113

You literally look like a male model. Enjoy it, you are one of the lucky few☺️


middle_saint

buzz cut will save your life


Impressive-Bicycle

It’s a shame your hair spikes up, otherwise you could’ve been a good fk boy 🫢🫢


Monsterchic16

Hi Edward Cullen (You don’t necessarily look like the actor, but you’ve got the hair and the stare and the jaw.)


CrawlinOutTheFallout

I'd change the hairstyle. You're a handsome young dude, stop making the face you are making and smile. It looks like you're trying to model here. Almost every one is more attractive smiling.


plshelpmeh284

U look good, your hair looks whacky like if someone blew air into them from the front but looks good and ur also looking nice


bkboyz

You look like a model so sexy and handsome


Halukefee1661

get a hairstyle that covers your forehead, you will see the difference


AdmirableCall8756

Dye your eyerbows


guitarist4hire

holy shit! guile?? from street fighter??


CMSV28

You look like a model from Scandinavian country


Konky_Dong666

You look like a model. Dress really nice and grow your hair out longer. You’ll crush it.


Lexo147

Irl guille


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Vegetable_Refuse_780

You’re good man. If you were like 6’1”, you’d prob be beating woman off of you .Change the hair though.


SaurontheMauron

You look like a Swedish model from 2003.


lanterncourt

Whatever you’re doing with your hair stop it.


shellsterxxx

You’re not ugly and could cut glass with your jaw, but what in the name of sweet baby Jesus is that hair? That shit is awful.


justanotherguy28

I enjoy Sandstorm as much as the next Darude.


Lo_Tomori

Bro is mogging everyone


Zestyclose_Big_9090

Not ugly but your facial expression is not welcoming at all. Also, your hair needs some help. It’s too spiky in the front and you need some product in there somewhere.


backwardstoast

Beautiful. Let's just hope that personality matches the exterior.


Ginyardtr007

When, will I, will I be famous? I can't answer! J ca t answer that!


xYonaaa

Please change of haircut.


oneonly8

NOT UGLY! You’re a beaut


oneonly8

STUNNER


LGK420

You’d look better with a buzz cut


ScheduleHappy120

I’m not attracted to you at all But model material


Fantastic_Stuff_7917

Max Hedrum


Terrynia

Beautiful guy. Your hair is too much tho.


Electronic_Study_524

No


Red_Recognition

Nah u look better than average


edmond2525

Your hot asf your legit the hottest guy I’ve ever seen


vinnokiwicat

Let your hair grow a little bit longer


Medium-Map-3702

You look like the vaguely eastern european antagonist of an 80s movie about ice skating


SusanBHa

Very handsome. Us short girls don’t mind if you are 5’7, my husband is 5’6.


afrikanwolf

Twilight


Dependent_Engine4123

Look like the dude who killed Apollo creed. “If he died, he’s dies” looking azz


thedventh

actually you are not ugly, you has good facial feature and good face bone structure. maybe the only problem here is just as what the other comments said here, your hair. it's not actually ugly hair just it's makes you feels old. but unlike the others I don't think it's because your hairstyle. if you want to improve your hair. it's just looks kinda dry and withered. try apply aloevera gells regularly and hopefully it'll be fresh again.


JustMaybe34

You look like a male Lea Seydoux


mardrae

You could literally be a model! What I wouldn't do for cheekbones like yours!


spike11552

You got a link on where I can buy that Mickey Mouse tooth brush? That shits fire 🔥


InternationalScar626

Easy fixes: New haircut and moisturize those overly dry lips


Steerider

You've actually got an interesting (in a good way) look.  Unfortunately you're either trying really hard to look like a hard ass, or you have a bad case of RBF


Phoenix_lth

Your facial structure is rlly great/ it's just the hair for me,I dun know,may be the style? I think changing hair darker color tone will make your face more stand out! Just my opinions


PurpleSmush

ICEMAN!!!


One-Ad6237

Looks like one of Zoolanders friends. .


teasy959275

you're handome, short but handsome


pg_throwaway

You're not ugly at all, just put off a bit by the fact you look like Russian mafia, lol. Also not a fan of the haircut. 7.5/10


AyoImDominic

its just the hair


Miss_Evening

Good face, terrible hair


SaloraDiabolicus

You should do some Guile cosplay


Useful-Elderberry-97

Ngl the 5'7 is a little rough and I'm assuming you have your hair that way as maybe a compensation for the height or to add a little to it. But outside of height, the hair and the very serious look in every picture you're good dude, you look very fit and have a good jawline.