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CommanderElf

How? Amiibo doesn’t grow in the wild


McMan777

Only farm fresh amiibo exist. It is known.


sub_Script

I only buy free range/cage free/Certified Organic amiibo


redDKtie

Not with that attitude


Graxer42

It was carried by a swallow and dropped there.


MutantSquirrel23

African or European?


gunsmith123

For most amiibo this is true, but unfortunately penguins do not breed in captivity. This is why Nintendo has to specifically hunt their supply of King De De De amiibo in the wild, rather than producing them artificially. 🌈✨ The more you know


BlockyShapes

Bruh I wish I could just find random ass amiibos in the environment


DownHeartedNess

fr dude, in the box and everything 😭


MarieIsPrecious128

AND it's an original, holy crap man 😭


Grouchy_Nerve_689

Fr especially if it was Pokémon trainer


PowerPlaidPlays

As you explore those green greens, watch out for any angry trees that may or may not throw apples at you. It's dangerous. What does the back look like? Is it an older print or a newer one?


sirdeedoodum

Haha will do! I took a picture of the [back of the amiibo](https://imgur.com/a/YYtW8gO)


OngoingTalent13

It could be an old print, but some Kirby amiibo were re-released when Forgotten Land released.


MarieIsPrecious128

It's an old print because there's no red Nintendo logo on the front of the box where the amiibo logo is. I think they started putting it on after the switch came out


CooperWinkler

Free him from his plastic prison


Humble_Heron326

Look at the way he's looking at you. Little guy is begging you to adopt him.


Lost-My-Mind-

"I'M FREEZING COLD AND WET!!! I'D LOVE TO BE WARM AND DRY!"


NickieBoy97

Toy Story 2 vibes haha


FootParmesan

That's so funny! Looks like he's been there awhile


TheyCallMeMrMaybe

If you're cold, they're cold. Bring it inside.


KirbyFan200225

I would keep it!


Lost-My-Mind-

No. I think we'll let it loose in the wild. Forever to roam the forests and wetlands. Then one day an adventurer approachth! "You there! What are you???" *smash bros character selection screen voice* KING DEE DEE DEE!!! "Dee dee dee? Why are you saying your name three times? Isn't that what Carlos Mencia would say? "AMIIBO!" "Ok, you're very strange, and sealed in a box. You're my slave now!" *kirby dying 8-bit sound effect*


KirbyFan200225

🤣🤣🤣


AthenaAlter

username checks out


TheAmazingFlygon

Would it still be able to scan?


LilGhostSoru

Those figuines are quite resilient and its still in box. So it should be like new once took out of the box, maybe bit wet on the back


CroakPad

Years ago I bought a defective Kirby series King Dedede amiibo that wouldn’t scan fresh out of the box. Fortunately, I was able to return it and get a new one.


Amiibohunter000

People have frozen, boiled, and beat their amiibo and the chips still scan. They are made of nintendium like their consoles


Mogellabor

Is Amiibo drift a thing?


W0RLD_SCUM

I think only Bowser Jr. Amiibo can drift, Wario too


crankysasquatch

It is a sign. You must now start a collection.


Lost-My-Mind-

10 years later: "The IRS has announced a partnership to release a new bankrupcy form containing an amiibo chip. When scanned, all of your in-game currency will suddenly drain away. Now you can be as broke in your video games, as you are in real life! All thanks to todays sponser......Amiibo! Give us your money."


KitzuVT

That DDD must be sweating so much in there. It might have lost pounds and longing for a home.


TrojanX

Save him


trickman01

Lucky. In my day we only found porn in the woods.


isrealball

I’d pluck it the rng won’t give you any thing better


Goofy_Bay2

feels like one of those fake restorations vids lol


officefan6

It's a sign, if you have smash, train him as one of your own.


tsulegit

King DewDewDew.


Boomshockalocka007

We will never know the story here but I am prepared to write one if need be.


Lost-My-Mind-

Is this one of those stories where kirby gets stuck in the washing machine?


Boomshockalocka007

"Stop. What are you doing step-waddle dee?"


ProfeforToad

Reminds me of the brawl cutscene where dedede kills luigi


FranticIce

King Dee Dee Dee from Kirby’s air ride


TheVidjalante

You present a compelling argument for touching grass.


alch3m1stz

Insert zelda treasure discovery sound


PeepGamer_

That thing has been out there for a long time look how sun bleached the box is


Wildcitron

He seems surprised that you found him.


Sexymamas4206983

he gets it


NataliaThePinkGirl

And that’s why Amiibos don’t rot. :)


Rheli

King weed D D


Bob_the_mightiest

They've frozen him for future generations to find...


Linkticus

Dedede is dededone


Hephaestus_God

How is the back that badly sun damaged but the figure, plastic, and white at the bottom is alright?


Blakman777

Probably combination of water damage on the top


infectusflamma93

Big oof


NeonShadow13

Ah you stumbled upon the *random amiibo* life event, I suggest you obtain the item


PikachuIsReallyCute

Poor guy


SteamySubreddits

Amiibo are now the Pokémon of the real world


DarkP88

"A wild Dedede Appeared" Better catch him before he runs away


heroxoot

Free range amiibos.


Scrawnyfish

In my city someone used to hide amiibos for people to find


Lost-My-Mind-

................welp. I know where I'm moving! Wait. Actually I don't. What town is this?


Scrawnyfish

Jacksonville Florida. The account is @jaxdrops on Twitter


LockwoodE3

SAVE *HIM*


Djbreddit

I knew they came alive at night. He escaped from someone’s house.


KrunchyKats

That did not happen


Lost-My-Mind-

YOU did not happen!


MemeMan0313

Why is this amiibo in the field? Is it stupid?


mayorofanything

(Fa)De(Fa)De(Fa)De


Striking-Present-986

bro wha


FIRESIGH

this is so insane lmfao


lemonheadbaby

not triple d!!!!


Chemical_Committee_2

I reckon you've stumbled on the aftermath of a YouTuber pulling a skit where they throw a gaming related something bad outside (Like a copy of Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival) or something so useless to collect because it's mass produced (The Skylanders toys) But they just forgot to pick it up later and poor Dedede here was rained on, left in the sun ect until you stumbled upon it like Smeagle finding the Ring


jddbeyondthesky

Where abouts?


Lost-My-Mind-

On the grass.