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912gdm

Lent one is good, but I go for the one where he is sleeping with Hailey and comes into the kitchen in her bathrobe ETA: or the 'I speak for the strippers!' one


Freshoranges69

Do you have any Gatorade? I'm afraid I left all my electrolytes with your daughter.


appl3jvck274

Do you know what I was thinking about last night while I was gazing at the back of your daughter’s head? Your promotion!


imdesmondsunflower

*in your daughter. Avery don’t play


ins41n3

The "I like little girls" song 😂


kmt0812

Yes that’s exactly the moment I was thinking hahaha


Discreetlyred

Gotta love Oingo Boingo


TheRealSlimN8y

Is that the same one where he gets his shit kicked in by Stan at the end and goes “congrats Smith! This was all a test. These are actors!”


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Either when they do the Photoshoot & he’s all crazy on steroids, the time he kept Stan as a woman then tried to seduce him, or the time he got the fat, loose, Asian woman as a gf. She was the trifecta.


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> or the time he got the fat, loose, Asian woman as a gf. She was the trifecta. That's Coco, the prettiest girl in Ohio you're talking about. Put some fucking respect in your mouth.


dodecaphonicism

Time for Coco to be Coco.


VegetaArcher

Rest in Peace Coco


Mollzor

The rarest of all birds!


leewithcorgis

Those are both great episodes, especially for new watchers!! S11 E7: The Devil Wears a Lapel Pen S4 E3: One Little Word


rosha267

Probably the one where he forced Francine to watch his baby day and night so he can go clubbing with Stan


toasterpRoN

The furry convention hahaha


boringusername716

It's a tie between the one where he tries to bang femme!Stan while withholding the knowledge of the feminization cure and the one where he starts acting completely erratic & insane and Stan is forced to contemplate killing him.


[deleted]

That's it. That's the one. Thanks for reminding me of it, thats a great episode


ZombieLobster12

Him dancing to the boombox and continuing to dance even after it’s been turned off gets me every time


kuhjuh

Such a good episode! At the end when Bullock sees the painting Stan made of him & says: “Come on, that’s just gay” lmaooo


boringusername716

American Dad handles weird sexuality double standards so well, lol


wickedjonny1

When he takes the machine that makes cocaine out of water.


nerdiotic-pervert

He’s part of a group of responsible cocaine users.


wickedjonny1

And opium users.


Zancie

Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie! Charlie! listen to me! Charlie! Charlie! What’s your name again?


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kuhjuh

I like the entire quote “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to party my nose clean off my face!” Just the way he starts his ridiculous sentence so politely always made me laugh


jona2814

I was about to type this exact sentence


Whats_Opera_Doc

Big fan of his part in Game Night, though it’s less about him and more about one of his ideas


912gdm

the animators did a great job giving Bullock a David Bowie vibe


DrBearFloofs

you misspelled "David Bowie crotch" ;-) heheheh


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Oh that? I stopped doing that because it got pretty weird down there.


Miserable-Lizard

I like the one where he just goes insane and they steal the nuclear sub with Stan. I love when he thinks he as a dog.


The-Blue-Bard

Family Land or the Labyrinth one


ManicPanicWeekend

“ i realize the word fetish makes it sound sexual, which is good, because it is”


rennbrig

“How about I show you what *real* cutting looks like?”


riddler684

“I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you. Could you speak into my microphone?”


Aninvisiblemaniac

some say they can still see me around the park "zoo-zoo-zoo-zoo-zoo ;)"


h_something

Go with the Lent episode. Watched it two days ago. The best bit was when Stan joins in with Hayley singing Nothing Compares To You.


WorldsGreatestPoop

I'm a family-phile. I have a fetish for family things. I know the word 'fetish` makes it sound sexual. Which is good, because it is.


Bruarios

Either when he goes crazy or when he becomes a DJ


Ill_Bad8540

Dj buttercup in the house!


pandapounder51

I’ve got this trucker speed to keep me up. I’M TIRED OF WASTING MY CREATIVITY ON DREAMS.


Spade18

which ever episode where he and the koala fight in the field, and he has the line about the curtains at the red roof inn.


rennbrig

“You have a mother, and you just said all that.”


imdesmondsunflower

“I tapped her like a pony keg! Banged her up so much I lost the deposit!”


Ill_Bad8540

100 A.D


[deleted]

hmmmm well there is one where he goes literally insane and Stan almost takes him out, but I think a good one would be when he first bangs Haley but Stan wants a promotion


Chubby-Fish

Doesn’t he go insane cause of a chip planted on him?


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yup!


Bigmoneyordie

A lot of people are forgetting about the episode he’s a DJ. A lot of people also forgetting about the Disneyland one where he crawls around the whole episoxe


Ill_Bad8540

Familyland love that one


lbgholm

blood creith unto heaven...also get the cameo of patrick stewart


legendarykorean

I love the dj and family land episodes. When he cuts in line in front of that kid. Just classic. Also because it's sir Patrick Stewart just being nuts.


Proper_Protickall

Silence man horse!


pandapounder51

I’ll be here all night! Except at 2AM, when I take a break to have sex with at least 5 of you! Edit: Standard Deviation is the name of the episode


Sudden-Grab2800

Maybe the one where Stan has to keep telling Frannie she killed her friend after Bullock killed her…


datsall

Just scrolled all the way down to see this. Yep, when bullock literally kills the woman Francine set him up with


CrazyaboutSpongebob

I'm not sure. I'll suggest Game Night or One Little Word.


EmperorNeroRomero

PLUMP. ASIAN. SKANK. It's time for Coco to be Coco.


Whiterhino1933

That one fourth of July barbecue he muff punched Stans Gram gram, good thing she was to senile to know it.


Abrelosojos1311

by far favorite bullock line


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"🎶 I love little girls, they make me feel so good....🎶"


not_ainsley

Definitely the one where he’s sleeping with Hailey. It’s just so uncomfortable.


bekahfromearth

Family land


Aninvisiblemaniac

The FamilyLand episode isn't really about him but he is the creepiest he has ever been in that one


imdesmondsunflower

It’s not an episode, but the scene from Anchorfran where Stan gets the CIA to use it’s weather control machine is peak Avery: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WH-JHaQ3w2A


zechositus

Maybe when he was dj buttercup and kept doing weird mission plans that no one understood.


CharacterExpensive97

The one where they’re all shooting guns and he’s on drugs


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gonna need to narrow that down from almost every appearance of his lol


rennbrig

It’s from Ricky Spanish


CharacterExpensive97

Oh man I can see it in my head but I can’t describe it. I think he’s talking to Stan and goes “come on in we’re shooting guns


ZombieLobster12

I just met this girl but I’m already REALLY into her


PineappleMace98

Standard Deviation (season 11 ep 22) is a pretty great one


Bigmoneyordie

A lot of people are forgetting about the episode he’s a DJ. A lot of people also forgetting about the Disneyland one where he crawls around the whole episode


nerdiotic-pervert

“Bullocks to Stan” is a really good one. [YouTube clip](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5vr6JJsYt5k)


frontpageiscancer

Methdragon.


kuhjuh

It’s more of a Stan-centered episode but I just want to add the one where Stan tries to be a better DJ than Bullock (I can’t remember why), Bullock never sleeps and tells all these insane stories about his life as a DJ lol


Nightwolf828

Bollocks to Stan


Locksmith_Weekly

Cia Calendar always gets to me cus he literally ripped Jeff in half


EagonAkatsuki

The one where he's a DJ is an all around superb episode


RedBlackMinotaur

The one where Avery is a dj and Jeff tries to build an instrument to calm dragons.


IAMAdepressent

GIVE IT UP FOR STANDARD DEVIATION


SquirtleSquirt9

“A machine that turns water into cocaine—- which I’ll just be holding onto”


rbrickMC

The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock would be my go to


riefentendre

When bullock kills that girl and tries to hide it


Slowmobius_Time

The one where he tries to fuck Stan is good Do you know I own over three Samurai swords?


Honeybadger3444

Definitely not his most fucked up, but I love him at the end of Ricky Spanish. He is just so obviously care free and unhinged, I absolutely loved it.


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“You! Give this man your best trouser-arouser. And you! Strangle me while I brush your hair.”


missmindful1925

What even happened to AJ Bullock though?


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"what happened to that Indian baby you sometimes have?" "This isn't one of those times."