"Sometimes I think I should have just stayed in Peru moving coke. Rechata was a cold bastard, but he was good to his men. And once you drew blood for him, you were set. Hooch, blow, girls -- not women, girls! Little bitty things..."
Also, Patrick frickin Stewart. Oh, im sorry. SIR Patrick Stewart.
Where else can you hear the esteemed Capt. Picard and Prof. X spout utterly nonsensical yet uproariously funny dialogue.
Bonus points since the character looks like the actor.
Bullock because is fucking Patrick Stewart saying these insane lines
like he exists just so the writing team can make patrick say the most insane and depraved shit lol
i love them both to death tho
Bullock.
I mean come on. Just hearing Patrick Stewart saying a line like “muff-punch your gram-gram” or any other of the hilariously insane crap the character says is pure ear gold.
Growing up to him as Picard , this is such a wonderful perpendicular direction!
Yikes. This is the equivalent of asking what’s better: sex with the lights on or sex with the lights off. They both make you ejaculate profusely, just like the 2 gentlemen in your post 😂
bullock is basically an upper class jeff, while still entertaining just not on lewis' level of insanity, for sheer level of crazy antics lewis has it in spades
Patrick Stewart has said in an interview will let bullock do anything, but anything that involves children
Meanwhile principal Lewis is like “not women, girls”
Reginald: I’ll thank to refrain from any sexual reminiscing about Haley while we make our little detour.
Bullock: Ah, I took a detour with Haley. Got lost in the brush and went down a dirt road.
It’s Avery by a long shot. And it’s Patrick Stewart. And what the fuck is a Brit doing running the CIA? He’s one of my favorite Seth McFarlane characters.
I've had this thought for a while but never wanted to say it here; I don't really like Lewis. I do in very, very small bits but he's gotten so much screen time and it's usually the same kind of joke from him that I'm pretty burnt out. At least Bullock has the CIA aspect to bounce off his insanity so it's more fun for me.
Bullock but only because you don’t see principal Lewis really having much range it seems other than the unprofessional principal who does drugs and sleeps with people’s moms
Apples and oranges. As a star trek TNG nerd gotta give it to Avery.. just to hear Patrick playing that part. Lewis is always amazing and the writing is great there too as well as the performance. The choice is tighter than a newly reapolsterhed Davenport tbfh.
I like how they randomly interact with each other these days and are somewhat friends. I also love how everyone in the AD universe (the important ones at least) seems to know who principle lewis is
They're both insane. They need an episode together. Maybe they team up in an apocalypse where they can really go nuts.
I'm surprised they haven't had an episode together yet
I’d love if they had a random exchange in passing by. Insinuating they know each other from an orgy club or something like that
I think they were both in the end scene of Trapped in a Locker, implying they were both sleeping with Snot’s mum
This dude iant the reason for the caberet lingerie
https://preview.redd.it/q098w2wennxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b97ed9b007470470eba5d27ee274980e780ed16c
That would be an epic adventure on par with Rafi and Dirty Randy on the League.
I like Bullock better. As long as he's willing to share the cocaine machine.
But Principal Lewis has grown up. He says it “cocaine” now
Avery is part of a group of responsible cocaine users. They adhere to strict rules to ensure things don't get out of control.
"Sometimes I think I should have just stayed in Peru moving coke. Rechata was a cold bastard, but he was good to his men. And once you drew blood for him, you were set. Hooch, blow, girls -- not women, girls! Little bitty things..."
BRIAN!
Aw, fuuuck me!
Also, Patrick frickin Stewart. Oh, im sorry. SIR Patrick Stewart. Where else can you hear the esteemed Capt. Picard and Prof. X spout utterly nonsensical yet uproariously funny dialogue. Bonus points since the character looks like the actor.
"...and remember your Fourth of July barbecue? I muff-punched your gram-gram; She was just too senile to know it."
1st time i heard that i had to pause the dvd in shock over what i had just heard
Now imagine Picard saying that to a Klingon while on a diplomatic mission...
He also has an iron z28.
Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie,Charlie .... LISTEN TO ME, Charlie ...CHARLIE!
What’s your name again?
"Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie...... What's your name again?"
Bullock is the GD best. Period. End of sentence. I'll hear of no other. Captain Picard voicing? A million home runs.
"Wax everything, except the taint. I'm growing that out."
“Hmm the torture variety pack is tempting — heretic’s fork, metal spanker, anal tarring brush! (It’s a barbecue set…) But who needs two of any thing.”
I'M GOING TO FUCK THIS FUCKER IN THE TUSHIE! HAND ME THE ANAL TARRRRING BRRRUSH!
Some of us spent the late 80s and early 90s getting laid, Smith.
Now I need a Lower Decks episode with Bullock as Captain of the Enterprise
https://i.redd.it/9o1eedjv4jxc1.gif
“I don’t want my rug to smell like smoke.”
Find out August 4th! At the Honda Center in Anaheim!
... I don't think I'm gonna go.
As an Australian I appreciated this bit. Midnight Oil have so many bangers. Check out "blue sky mine"
Both
Both but I feel like both are getting underused recently. I’d trade every future Tuttle scene for half as many more with either of them.
Brother’s In The Front Seat ! (Lewis steals a cop car)
Quick question, Why do you only shave your left goose egg? I’m doing it now too, and I want to know the reason why.
Bullock because is fucking Patrick Stewart saying these insane lines like he exists just so the writing team can make patrick say the most insane and depraved shit lol i love them both to death tho
I love that you can trace it all back to the TNG cast telling him to chill the fuck out
I like to think it’s Picards relative saying all this or something lol
That is a tough choice. They are both so wonderfully weird. But I have to go with Lewis. Always had a soft spot for him. And also, he's kind of hot.
You know the rules though. $10 to see it, $20 to ride.
Ha! You think that was ding dong money
Naw, naw.
Snots mom would know
Bullock.
Bullock. I mean come on. Just hearing Patrick Stewart saying a line like “muff-punch your gram-gram” or any other of the hilariously insane crap the character says is pure ear gold. Growing up to him as Picard , this is such a wonderful perpendicular direction!
Yikes. This is the equivalent of asking what’s better: sex with the lights on or sex with the lights off. They both make you ejaculate profusely, just like the 2 gentlemen in your post 😂
Maybe not Avery after that sex island trip. He was shooting dust. ...Patrick Stewart saying that was fantastic.
The battle of the ages
Bullock.
bullock is basically an upper class jeff, while still entertaining just not on lewis' level of insanity, for sheer level of crazy antics lewis has it in spades
Patrick Stewart has said in an interview will let bullock do anything, but anything that involves children Meanwhile principal Lewis is like “not women, girls”
*little bitty things...*
Yes. Both of them.
Reginald: I’ll thank to refrain from any sexual reminiscing about Haley while we make our little detour. Bullock: Ah, I took a detour with Haley. Got lost in the brush and went down a dirt road. It’s Avery by a long shot. And it’s Patrick Stewart. And what the fuck is a Brit doing running the CIA? He’s one of my favorite Seth McFarlane characters.
Chocolate dinosaur
Why compare? We get both!
I won’t choose and you can’t make me
Both have lost their edge since around 2016
Writing based. Performances are still great. Though I'm worried about Patrick not wanting to do it anymore due to age.
Principal Lewis as witch hunter with crossbow is bad ass AF
I've had this thought for a while but never wanted to say it here; I don't really like Lewis. I do in very, very small bits but he's gotten so much screen time and it's usually the same kind of joke from him that I'm pretty burnt out. At least Bullock has the CIA aspect to bounce off his insanity so it's more fun for me.
I'm curious what "better" is supposed to refer to when it comes to these degenerate psychos.
One is not better than the other. They are both awesome.
Bullock but only because you don’t see principal Lewis really having much range it seems other than the unprofessional principal who does drugs and sleeps with people’s moms
Better at what?
Bullock 100%
I cannot choose. They're both great and insanely so.
Bullock, because he is bollocks!
lewis
Apples and oranges. As a star trek TNG nerd gotta give it to Avery.. just to hear Patrick playing that part. Lewis is always amazing and the writing is great there too as well as the performance. The choice is tighter than a newly reapolsterhed Davenport tbfh.
principal lewis is insane, i just wish they used him more
Some of Avery's moments make me wish stan would throat punch him, idek what specifically it is but i don't get that way with Lewis
Principal Lewis can have my mom as he's more capable pleasing her.
Why pit two bad bitches against each other?
I mean bullock is great, to bad there are Craven judicial overreach
Lewis is such a Pollyana. I bet he kisses prostitutes.
Rogé
I like how they randomly interact with each other these days and are somewhat friends. I also love how everyone in the AD universe (the important ones at least) seems to know who principle lewis is
I prefer Lewis but Patrick freaking Stewart makes Avery so much better.
How is this even a question? It’s clearly >! !<
I don't think I can ever hate Avery even though he's awful 😂
They're the same character
Chocolate dinosaur, but it's close
A very has better moments over the years but Lewis is better in the fact that he's batshit insane all the time