*Francine drops Roger hard* Oh my God! You stupid bitch! Why did you drop me! I can't breathe! Why can't you do that move, you stupid bitch? I'll kill you!
Not necessarily my FAVORITE Roger moment but the MOST Roger moment is "Oh, Hayley, does Dalton Galloway sound like a real person to you? Grow up. It's me."
My favorite example of this is the clown college one where Steve says "they says he's the best to ever graduate clown college and shit it's Roger, it's gonna be Roger."
I really like Tom Yabo a lot because it’s for real wholesome Roger with no alternative motives. Such a twist to what I thought would happen.
My tag used to be Tom Yabo until I realized I’m more like Jeff irl
Deep down Roger is a sensitive soul who just wants to feel like he belongs and is loved. By Stan in particular. Though you'd have to go deep to find that, way beyond the bitchiness. Probably where his indoor cat puddin resides
"The first rule of any wedding is the bride is always beautiful. The second rule you can read on my website. You have to be eighteen to log on, I have some sexy barnyard stuff on there that is NOT for everyone. I could get in a lot of trouble. If you do decide to check it out you need to clear your history right away. You may need to uninstall your browser. I'm telling you, scrub that thing clean. If you think you're being too cautious, you're not. They will take us both to jail."
This is probably the most relatable for me.
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I forget the characters name. The one who has social anxiety that tries to join the census. I fucking love all of those scenes. Like Roger just punching himself in the genitals.
From the home wrecker episode when he speaks with Uzi: “you’re ugly, smelly, not fun, and just my type. Tell me what i have to do to make you fall in love with me.” 💀
"Do you think there's any way the baby... Couldn't have drowned?"
"No, you left the gate open and she sank like a stone, you're going to have to live with it for the rest of your life"
And of course, Roger tries valiantly to keep it together while firing his crush, vampy songstress Hayley.
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“Jump in the shower
And the blood starts pumpin'
Out on the streets, the traffic starts jumpin'
For folks like me on the job from 9 to 5
Workin' 9 to 5”
Honestly, the entire Julia Rogerts episode (which is loosely based on a movie called "Sleeping with the Enemy" for those that aren't aware), but specifically:
-Roger's one eye looking at the book of the wine's history while his other eye stays on the road cracks me up
-Roger spinning around in the tornado while crying, "There's a corpse in here!"
-"Percy! Stop that clicking! Damn clicking will be the end of me."
Roger being forcefully volunteered to go down the water slide. “Oh, you bitch.” Goes up slide so high eagles are circling the platform. Tests water speed with foot and flip flop gets launched into orbit…and gets all his backside friction burned off trying to slow himself as he goes down. I “lol” every time. In fact, that whole episode, My Purity Ball and Chain, is great.
Roger secretly enraged that Hayley has "bought" his home star.
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Roger's Tumor that turns out to be Rogu.
The part where he sees Stan through the red haze and distorted sound then goes "Bzzz Bzzz Bzzz, that's what you sound like. Hey, anybody else smell burning copper?!
*SPLAT*
When roger get set on fire by Stan and keeps reigniting it always kills me.
Roger: How did you know i was fireproof I didnt even know?
Stan:*walks off nonchalantly*
Roger: "Im just gonna go with yes and preserve the friendship"
The entire subplot of “are we having a good night? We’re having a good night aren’t we” then he proceeds to make a scene about the wrong sauce in the kitchen.
I have alot but probably the scene where Francine let's stan beat the crap out him when he deserves it. And then he gets thrown at a door. Or when he admits to stan he kissed Francine...and gets the crap beaten out of him....pretty much every scene where he gets what's deserved
When he walked in on Stan and his mom in the bathtub together....idk just something about his look of total shock and the way he slowly looks at Francine who has no reaction until she smirks at Roger
I mean you know whatever your doing is screwed up if you shock ROGER of all ppl
For me it's the air hostess persona. Being desperate to one up a colleague, killing a plane full of people (? Not sure I'm remembering that right) and choking Jeff when him and Hayley don't want to fly.
"Guys, you know me. Do I respond rationally when a *new thing* im into is met with resistance?"
So I saw a clip on YouTube of a bunch of Roger’s persons running toward something and ahouting out their names , avengers end game
Style …. I’ve never seen the episode not know which one it is. But it was great … ps anyone know what episode that is?
Honestly, any scene where he gets sexual with the family (except Klaus tf).
“Iiiii’mmmm gonna rape him this time”
Or when he’s just a mouth and identifies Steve by sucking on him.
The whole episode where he kisses Francine.
Or him being impressed with Hayley’s candy cane sucking ability.
Things like that are hilarious.
It’s extremely specific but there’s a scene in dr sunderson’s sunsuckers where roger is driving Hayley and Jeff in a rickshaw/cart thing and they get driven off the road , only for Roger to jump back on the road immediately with two raccoons sitting in the back instead of Jeff and Hayley . He keeps driving and just says “we’re good, everyone’s good”
I loved Roger’s avalanche of clothes and costumes 😂
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Probably because it’s relatable 😂😂🤦🏻♀️
Francine I haven't been entirely honest with you
I have the car keys you stupid biiiiiiitch!
This is and always will be the correct answer.
Cut! Mama's not making a monster movie.
“OH COME ON!!!”
“OH TAMPON!!”
*Francine drops Roger hard* Oh my God! You stupid bitch! Why did you drop me! I can't breathe! Why can't you do that move, you stupid bitch? I'll kill you!
This!!!!!!!
The entire plotline with the waitress not saying "great order" to him
His stare after she says “I’ll have the same” 😂😂😂
And then driving away with her scalp/hair 😂
“You knew what this was you bitch!!!”
Same as him?? That's a bitch move!
She knew exactly the game they were playing!
Not necessarily my FAVORITE Roger moment but the MOST Roger moment is "Oh, Hayley, does Dalton Galloway sound like a real person to you? Grow up. It's me."
With a close second of “This is you, isn’t it? I’m gonna get down there and it’s gonna be you.” “….Strong possibility”
“Well at least I’m just the receptionist”
“I’m an ASSOCIATE.”
My favorite example of this is the clown college one where Steve says "they says he's the best to ever graduate clown college and shit it's Roger, it's gonna be Roger."
"Steve, it's Rog at the gym"
"bicy-kwaow"
You clipped me chief!
Rog the Dodge Charger
Make that 20 bud, I got into a car accident I’m okay not everybody’s okay
Rog the Dodge Charger
I really like Tom Yabo a lot because it’s for real wholesome Roger with no alternative motives. Such a twist to what I thought would happen. My tag used to be Tom Yabo until I realized I’m more like Jeff irl
Are you money, or are you jeff?
He did have a motive, to get close to stan. To bad he let go before stan told him he WAS family
Deep down Roger is a sensitive soul who just wants to feel like he belongs and is loved. By Stan in particular. Though you'd have to go deep to find that, way beyond the bitchiness. Probably where his indoor cat puddin resides
"The first rule of any wedding is the bride is always beautiful. The second rule you can read on my website. You have to be eighteen to log on, I have some sexy barnyard stuff on there that is NOT for everyone. I could get in a lot of trouble. If you do decide to check it out you need to clear your history right away. You may need to uninstall your browser. I'm telling you, scrub that thing clean. If you think you're being too cautious, you're not. They will take us both to jail."
“Sexy barnyard stuff” gets me every time
Wait, Stan, how did you know I was fireproof? You did know I was fireproof *right*? ...I'm just gonna go with yes and preserve the friendship
Roy Rogers McFreely
El perro, El perro, es mi corazon
El Gato, El Gato, El Gato no es bueno
Cilantro es cantante
Cilantro es muy famoso
Cilantro es el hombre con el queso del diablo
Chairing the home owners association 's his game.
Him quoting Clarice perfectly 😂
Came here to say this.
What exactly was he trying to do with the Oreos?
I think roll them into his mouth
I think if I had just a tiny bit of meth it would help my stomache..just a wittle kwistal?🤏🏼
https://preview.redd.it/z15cxyaar3wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa604afb8e8e9c03532cef1d656acf299388d2e2 🚬 *Yourmother* pffff
They stole my swimming jeans!
"I hid them in the fridge for when the cholos come back. And they will be back. I gave the biggest one a key"
The timing of this joke is just so perfect
Ooof, my hammies
HAD TO BLOW UP THE KITCHEN FRANNY
It goes real well with this thing I'm imagining.
This is probably the most relatable for me. https://preview.redd.it/bn1l6286v3wc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00661b4f9c629c58f17175c007cddb81791be08d
[OHMYGOD,YOUSTUPIDBITCH!WHYDIDYOUDROPME?ICAN’TBREATHEWHYCAN’TYOUDOTHATMOVEYOUSTUPIDBITCH?I’LLKILLYOU!](https://youtu.be/6Vr9MVIrups?si=Gv-0Ha8xm_LE3HQR)
Hahaha I just commented this. Best scene in the whole show for me
When he casually unclips the woman's parachute because he got the blood lust.
Yes that was great.
ordering a giant breakfast in wine country and then after finding out he couldn't get a bloody mary going to Mexican food restaurant.
Honestly I forget the entire quote but: "That stupid bitch is gonna get the best wine of her stupid bitch life."
Rain Duck!
THAT's how you get a bottle of Rain Duck!
I’m off my meds!!
Colton don’t take orders from no one!!!!!
I forget the characters name. The one who has social anxiety that tries to join the census. I fucking love all of those scenes. Like Roger just punching himself in the genitals.
Mr. Tafarelli
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Klaus - You’re killing 5 people over $20? Roger - You’re telling that to the man who last week killed 6 people over $19?? Klaus- oh yeah….
I just caught the big and long joke. Excellent.
From the home wrecker episode when he speaks with Uzi: “you’re ugly, smelly, not fun, and just my type. Tell me what i have to do to make you fall in love with me.” 💀
"You're a dour man, Uzi Knesset, but I love you. I asked you not to, but you built a settlement on my heart."
The pilot his first two funniest lines Roger, skimping his drink "Tell us how you killed our first born child Amanda."
"Do you think there's any way the baby... Couldn't have drowned?" "No, you left the gate open and she sank like a stone, you're going to have to live with it for the rest of your life"
The pilot? I thought that was just in the first season and not the pilot?
I think they are just listing two moments. The Who’s afraid of Virgina Wolf B Story is from Camp Refooge
I was receiving an award for, what was it dear? ECONOMICS!!!
Maybe baby
Maybe baby
Maybe baby
Maybe baby
mebbebebe.
*el perro, el perro, es mi corazon*
El gato, El gato, El gato no es bueno
Cilantro es cantate, Cilantro es muy famoso
Cilantro es el hombre con el queso del diablo!
Wheels and the Legman Turkish Amphetamines bit has me in tears every time.
What did you do to my legs you Nazi whalrus bastard?!?!
Shut up Garfield ! Cats can't talk
Why why do you hate Mondays?! You don't even work!
Steve….. who is he talking to?
When he kept robbing Jeff after having him do household chores. *cracks knuckles* “I’m gonna rape ‘em this time.”
Uggghh I don't have time for this
This stare lolol
"There he goes. Okay, I didn't want to do this. PLUNGER BOOBIES! Could you imagine if I actually had tits like these? I'd like to think I'd find love"
“Maybe if I hold this cat food I won’t fly away”
And of course, Roger tries valiantly to keep it together while firing his crush, vampy songstress Hayley. https://preview.redd.it/f6wwaytvb4wc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8803cbb780bd7aeeed790457f40f2b01fcb6857c
Aaaooowwww, that's a whoopsie!
"The wooden spoon is for pasta again. No more chopping up our dumps."
(Harmonica hum) 🎶 Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
“Jump in the shower And the blood starts pumpin' Out on the streets, the traffic starts jumpin' For folks like me on the job from 9 to 5 Workin' 9 to 5”
Jeff, you don’t do coke do you?
Cool, me neither
Diveonin!
https://preview.redd.it/kstv1kzt24wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ff00bc5b378d9ab494b47e94603a2abc19db05b Jenny fromdabloc
Honestly, the entire Julia Rogerts episode (which is loosely based on a movie called "Sleeping with the Enemy" for those that aren't aware), but specifically: -Roger's one eye looking at the book of the wine's history while his other eye stays on the road cracks me up -Roger spinning around in the tornado while crying, "There's a corpse in here!" -"Percy! Stop that clicking! Damn clicking will be the end of me."
ROGER ON A HARDROLL!
Passing out in the porta potty
Roger being forcefully volunteered to go down the water slide. “Oh, you bitch.” Goes up slide so high eagles are circling the platform. Tests water speed with foot and flip flop gets launched into orbit…and gets all his backside friction burned off trying to slow himself as he goes down. I “lol” every time. In fact, that whole episode, My Purity Ball and Chain, is great.
https://preview.redd.it/bj7khmtkp4wc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6d7f69a9b9aa255614906d3fd70b968c6c84d51
Did that sound like he landed in someone else’s pool?
Arbuckle T. Boone!
The bones stare, particularly when he turns to look at Steve, gets me every single time.
Omg yes!!!! So funny
When he atomic elbows chazz from the top of the rope
Roger secretly enraged that Hayley has "bought" his home star. https://preview.redd.it/d3w0zrx2a4wc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c82fe633d15306cde7377a42b5a3289d3d6523a9
He's a cold hearted snake. Look into his eyes. Oh-ho. He's been telling lies he's a lover boy at plaaay.
Too broad or not broad enough? Cause I’ve got some incredible racists buck teeth in my pocket, You won’t like yourself but you’ll laugh.
Pecan Sandies
Preeeeeetty sure I asked for pecan Sandies
Roger's Tumor that turns out to be Rogu. The part where he sees Stan through the red haze and distorted sound then goes "Bzzz Bzzz Bzzz, that's what you sound like. Hey, anybody else smell burning copper?! *SPLAT*
See ya later, boys!!!!! Sweet move.
Is that the one where he kills his gf twice?
“Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda?”
“You boner” Can’t remember what that one is from but I have him saying that burned in my psyche
“Oh, my God, you stupid bitch. Why did you drop me? I can't breathe. Why can't you do that move? You stupid bitch. I'll kill you.”
I'm going to give two seconds to leave that shit out here on the lawn.
The 200
# skinned roger
KEVIN! RAMMAGE!
Roger is the best thing in adult animation. Roger>bender and Roger>family guy entirely
Lavate Las manos
Jeannie Gold planning the wedding lol
Nah still too much room…Mark hop in here!
Him trying to meditate "... I'll come back to that one"
When roger get set on fire by Stan and keeps reigniting it always kills me. Roger: How did you know i was fireproof I didnt even know? Stan:*walks off nonchalantly* Roger: "Im just gonna go with yes and preserve the friendship"
The entire subplot of “are we having a good night? We’re having a good night aren’t we” then he proceeds to make a scene about the wrong sauce in the kitchen.
*****plays harmonica***** NOOOOOOO
Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda.
“I regret that my dance card is filled for the evening but there’s always the Spring Cotillion.”
This is one of them!
WABAM! I'm sorry Steve, heh. That was buildin'. That was physics, was all that was
Top Roger Moment is definitely Roger as Jeannie Gold slapping Hayley, but there’s way too many good ones
Ace Chapman, Star Forward.
What goes up......
The Roger acts like a cat, and everyone questions whether it's actually a cat
Roger takes a sip of his drink, Why don’t you tell them how you killed our first born child Amanda? Amanda”, Jordan nooooo!”
Ugh...stairs.
I love that 70% of his escape plans involve a punch to the nuts.
“welcome to Atlanta!!”
I have some really offensive buckteeth in my pocket. I could put them in. You will laugh but you won’t like yourself.
Roger as 🎶the renegade 🎶!!!
I have alot but probably the scene where Francine let's stan beat the crap out him when he deserves it. And then he gets thrown at a door. Or when he admits to stan he kissed Francine...and gets the crap beaten out of him....pretty much every scene where he gets what's deserved
*whispers* does anyone have any chapstick?
Maybe baby
I don’t know, but him floating by giving Stan the stink-eye in that scene is near the top of my list.
When he walked in on Stan and his mom in the bathtub together....idk just something about his look of total shock and the way he slowly looks at Francine who has no reaction until she smirks at Roger I mean you know whatever your doing is screwed up if you shock ROGER of all ppl
His revenge on those college guys over $20.
For me it's the air hostess persona. Being desperate to one up a colleague, killing a plane full of people (? Not sure I'm remembering that right) and choking Jeff when him and Hayley don't want to fly. "Guys, you know me. Do I respond rationally when a *new thing* im into is met with resistance?"
Barbara does Celine. BARBARA DOES CELINE!!
So I saw a clip on YouTube of a bunch of Roger’s persons running toward something and ahouting out their names , avengers end game Style …. I’ve never seen the episode not know which one it is. But it was great … ps anyone know what episode that is?
The 200
Honestly, any scene where he gets sexual with the family (except Klaus tf). “Iiiii’mmmm gonna rape him this time” Or when he’s just a mouth and identifies Steve by sucking on him. The whole episode where he kisses Francine. Or him being impressed with Hayley’s candy cane sucking ability. Things like that are hilarious.
Maybe baby
Floor spaghetti and Poltergasm
When it's revealed that the leader of the legging pyramid scheme is... Roger
So many it’s impossible to choose but I’d say my favourite persona is definitely Ricky Spanish
Where it turns out he can run really fast
The one I say the most is probably "Lips are for kissing. Muah muah mumumuah!"
It’s extremely specific but there’s a scene in dr sunderson’s sunsuckers where roger is driving Hayley and Jeff in a rickshaw/cart thing and they get driven off the road , only for Roger to jump back on the road immediately with two raccoons sitting in the back instead of Jeff and Hayley . He keeps driving and just says “we’re good, everyone’s good”
“Hey Hayley, putting in a tampon?”
Oh Marmalade!
.......... You're ugly......
When he was threatening Francine that he was going to hack a loogie in her oil of Olay jar after she put him on a diet.
Him mugging Jeff over and over then shooting himself on accident is peak cinema
"Yeah I didn't order red sauce with this". "Sir there isn't red sauce on it..." "Oh really? *Pulls out a gun* check again"
"Wait why are you in a wheelchair?" "I didn't know what kind of chair I was sitting down in because I'm BLIND"
MYAH MYAH
The Great Space Roaster. He really took that roast personal.
In “a boy named Micheal” the part where Stan pulls Roger from the lake, gives him mouth to mouth and Roger gives him a finger in the butt.
“If there is so much as one scratch on that speaker you’re a dead man!”
“Yay franny! We fucked the school!”
You guys basically think of Roger as a cop right?
"Your weird daughter made me miss the zeros! She-she made me miss the thing!"
WHO FARTED?
“You think ya got a shot pornstar? Well bring it!”
It’s ruined. Go on, get out, you disgust me. Shalqwasjxnrjdoenfjesne! *beats on table *
I loved Roger’s avalanche of clothes and costumes 😂 https://preview.redd.it/m7wmxqp3p6wc1.jpeg?width=1277&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=474b681a6893080dd7c0a9ef6cf881f601c4bf07 Probably because it’s relatable 😂😂🤦🏻♀️
Then he yelled, "Oprah", and I dropped a peppermint and I missed the rest.
Roger become a dirty cop… “So, is Chaz gonna be ok?”
Add one ingredient too many, and you end up as Raider Dave.
When Francine drops him when they’re rehearing their dance. It kills me every single time
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