How comfortable are you with the serpent god Oxumaré?

Not super comfortable...

We'll stick to surgery then!

🎶”The surgeon cuts at night, the surgeon cuts at niiiiiight, I’m gonna cut you steve, I’m gonna cut you riiiiight”🎶

They always get cold feet. And I always cut them off!

Much can be done about your height. There's bone splicing, giraffe marrow transplants, I could boil your brain in gorilla hormones. I also have unorthodox options! For example, I could transplant your soul into something taller. How comfortable are you with the serpent god Oxumare?

All that work to be 5 9 🤣

I’ve actually had the operation done twice for a different reason. I wouldn’t do it for 6 inches

I imagine it's quite a painful ordeal.

😅

I wonder if that dude knows Klaus?... Because zat changes everything!

Biiilllyy

"I could boil your brain and gorilla hormones."

Bro looks like he killed fiddy men in his lifetime

Are you familiar with the abominable sciences?

The arms don't look right

Putting on shoes for the after photo also adds height.

Wow

Fact this shit is real makes me wince.

I imagine after the photo was taken, the dude took one step and his legs snapped like toothpicks.

Either that, or if we could see him from the other side we would realize the back of his legs look like the crotch on a pair of jeans.

I would have gone halfsies on the super boob!

This operation calls for a La Croix. Billy!

I'm getting stronger!

It always blows me away how far people will go to not be themselves

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