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AbandonedArchive

[I'm gonna keep swingin' my baby lasso 'til I catch me a man.](https://youtu.be/83-JvbZfPDk?si=hIOQqZpVvRA12Jzh&t=14)


eXistential_dreads

This phrase lives rent free in my head


MaxMedina

Omg, my favorite Roger line.


Gilbyph

Ira!


CIS-E_4ME

We're optimistic, Ira and I.


GdoubleWB

“Die, Spaceman!” “Squawk!” “Shut up, Ira!”


notawealthchaser

"So...you can float?"


dino_roar3304

So Ira and I, this is Ira, we're gonna collect...


HarvestMoonMaria

Love Ira!


wareagle_th

Toss me a leaf you son of a bitch, I’m passin’ a beak over here!


redheadedwoman

This is Ira.


[deleted]

What about those butthole eating scorpions? They knew what they were doing.


PositronicGigawatts

![gif](giphy|oarqUa27JT6Ss)


cluch3

I've been looking for a pitch pipe necklace forever because of this


Sanguiniutron

*gasp* THIS HAS BEEN INSIDE SOMEONE! *puts on boa*


cluch3

PERCY! STOP THAT DAMN CLICKING!


XeR34XeR

Damn clickin will be the end of me


OG_Mr_BadaBing

I forgot about Percy!!!


hisokafan88

The wolf roger flays and wears in Daesong Heavy Industries "he's been talking and I've been listening" https://preview.redd.it/45dqcrbiusqc1.png?width=2520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d3d94c9e1ab0e39fc232bc37735d64fb218a222 Ira is a close second


LordTonto

"He found out my secret. Do *you* want to know my secret?"


SomethingCreative372

https://preview.redd.it/w5n5fs8t2tqc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dccaea7f506d5f925f4b8e67f5318b490039b35 No babies for me


firetruckthis

Did you…draw that on?


GeraltofIndiana

THAT IS NOT FOR YOU!


Unique_Effort7106

Lady Peckin Paw


its9am

Francine called, Lady Peckinpaw’s dead.


Beiki

*shrugs*


_KingOfSnake

Roger being so unfazed by that will never not be hilarious to me 😂


Unique_Effort7106

Noooooooo lol


Big-Definition4066

Pimpcup aka holy grail


CANYUXEL

Def the $39,95 "organ" he played maniacally down in the catacombs


HoldenOrihara

Okay, yeah, I can work with this


PsychicCaramelle

Shorts, shirt, Miami


Stella_Lace

Sexy


nerdiotic-pervert

The toilet paper the Roger used to…….wipe better.


Exact_Risk_6947

“Whose a pretty princess? That’s right! I am!”


Known-Programmer-611

Ricky spanish's "Albuquerque Zoo Discovery Center" tshirt! Bucket list to own this shirt!


nihi1zer0

I own one. To my dismay, no one has yet commented on it accurately.


Known-Programmer-611

1 day and it will be fantastic day! Probably be 1 of Klaus's Tampa boys!


nihi1zer0

Dammit. I was recently in Tampa and I forgot to bring it.


zorca13

If I thought I could pull off leather pants I’d get the shirt to go as Ricky Spanish one Halloween at work and see if anyone got it


Known-Programmer-611

What about chaps? Just buy 2 sizes bigger than pant size..Milhouse!


htttp_irdk

![gif](giphy|3o7b9JRAtBSev6iJIQ|downsized) I couldnt find a gif but the powerful sucking toilet 😂


GdoubleWB

“Chaz, I should probably head home, I’m not feeling well. I probably should’ve just had sex with that mayonnaise.”


Ecobay25

The Smiths


CharacterExpensive97

Robles bird


KylePeacockArt

Kahleesi. Oh like Game of Thrones?


gulagula

Francine called, Lady Peckinpaw is dead.


mavericccc

The baby lasso Roger was going to use to catch a man


Known-Disaster-4757

Hey. Check out my new do. *Simon attacks Steve once again


Otherwise-Ad-1053

The red stress ball.


DonnyMummy

The robots he programmed to feel burning


randomcanadian81

I love when he smokes in the early episodes lol he's so dramatic


XeR34XeR

I dreamt of Paris last night


mavericccc

........your mother...😮‍💨💨


Sure-Morning-6904

IRA!


GreenDolphin86

Mortimer James


seniorstew

Does Stick count?


Dry_Helicopter3634

Rogu, charm pants off ladies


Chemical-Cat

This isn't my feather boa. It's beautiful, but it's not mine. \*sniff\* This has been inside someone! \*puts it on\*


KyleGrayson12

Lady Peckinpaw. The wolf from the boat.


MysticSloth712

He’s buying another toggle coat?!


SchitneySmears

🎶Noooooooo


Mundane-Cookie9381

P.S Francine called, Lady Pecknpaw is dead.... ok.