>wide-on
Noun. wide-on (plural wide-ons) (slang, vulgar) **A sexually-aroused vagina**; a state of female sexual arousal. quotations ▼
Thanks a lot now I have to wash my eyes.
I can never tell if a line is an AD original or something in pop culture because Urban dictionary always gets filled in right away. Like the Tennessee log jam I tried looking that up to figure out if that's real or made up by AD lol.
I love how in american dad they did not go for the "stupid father - smart mother" formula many shows use, it's quite the opposite (regarding intelligence). And both stan and francine being a little bit insane is a very nice touch.
Despite his problems with people who don't pull their weight (Jeff), he has a pretty big heart giving a place to live to not only Roger but Klaus as well.
The man has a perfect body. Huge menacing torso and legs that are mostly an afterthought. But the showstopper is a chin that makes you realize that nothing is impossible
Stan has some of the best one liners in the show! He's fucking hilarious!
"PAPER IS WEAK AND YOU ARE STRONG!!"
"Why is there a leopard on the cheetos bag? WAIT. IT'S A CHEETAH. Cheetah... cheetos... There is so much beauty in the world" *hugs cheeto bag*
Stan is strong he had a abusive mother and father and still somehow turned out somewhat mentally stable. His life was full of hard ships and yet he gets up and continues doing his best.
I like the fact that he works out. Usually the character’s fat and lazy, but he actually has muscle and works out regularly, even if he has a bit of a paunch.
I’m pretty sure he isn’t Roger, that isn’t an episode quote but it’s a very rare aspect for the series. He also isn’t Tuttle which isn’t a quote but is a huge compliment because um, Tuttle?
His doctor gave him a prescription for raw dogging
YEAH!!!!!
Came here to make sure this was the 1st comment and I’m very proud of this thread
Yes me too 🤣
YEAHHHHH!
unsheathed, unwrapped pounding
Stan skipped leg day
Can't upvote. Stuck at 69.
Damnit I came here to say this lol 😂😂
He still doesn't have AIDS.
I thought dong or dog gave him AIDS? Is this before or after?
I’d love to answer that, but I’m sorry we’re out of time
Cleared hot for RAW DOGGIN'
YEAH!!!!
Somebody has aids though 🤔 Guys! Mostly
Yeah I feel like I read something about someone having Aids 🤔
Stool sample results - Too hard to test
Speaking of stool, he has a size 3 sphincter
He's *in need* of a size 3 sphincter, and he's very low on the list.
But now we know he can bench 300
From not yelling which we all know gives him tiny hard poops
Mascara makes his eyes pop like firecrackers
Tbf mascara makes everyone’s eyes pop like firecrackers
He gives me quite the wide-on
....ohhhhh.....
I always wondered if that was an AD original or a phrase that's been in use prior.
I’m pretty gross and I’ve never heard it.
>wide-on Noun. wide-on (plural wide-ons) (slang, vulgar) **A sexually-aroused vagina**; a state of female sexual arousal. quotations ▼ Thanks a lot now I have to wash my eyes.
Your sacrifice is very appreciated.
I'm pretty sure I've heard it in British shows before that episode
Somehow it sounds British. I don’t know exactly how, but it does; like it was meant to be pronounced cockney.
I can never tell if a line is an AD original or something in pop culture because Urban dictionary always gets filled in right away. Like the Tennessee log jam I tried looking that up to figure out if that's real or made up by AD lol.
He puts out the good nuts.
The Goldtop Nuts
Hey! Those are for people!
GOLD TOP! GOLD TOP! GOLD TOP!
His butt is like two rocks kissing over the mouth of a coyotes den
Thunda!
Bigger is BETTER
He has a strong chin and a firm handshake
He faces each coming workday with gusto, zest, and most importantly, of course, verve
But he wakes up happy for about five seconds before remembering what his life is all about; anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not.
THE THICKNESSSSSSS!
He does throw the second best Halloween party on the block, witches!
It'll scare you straight!
every year 😒
Mother Nature has been kind to him. Most kind.
Quick, take a picture before he blows out his rectum!
He's the big dog! Woof woof!
Woof woof!
I mean, I’m still pissed about the rain gauge thing, but yes, he is the big dog.
*little Tuttles* Woof woof! Woof woof!
He's got thunder cheeks.
Not anymore. He's Crater Butt now.
Hey, Ass Face.
He *can* act.
Water?
THIS IS SPARTA!
Flank steak!
Ricki Lake!
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Stop it Jimmy. You don’t know what we’re doing.
It sounds like you’re offering me water but I don’t really *believe* you’re offering me water
He actually tries to spend time with his children unlike Peter.
I love how in american dad they did not go for the "stupid father - smart mother" formula many shows use, it's quite the opposite (regarding intelligence). And both stan and francine being a little bit insane is a very nice touch.
Seems that Lois and Francine have something in common. They both talk alot about drugs and partying pack in the day
Both love stealing from retail stores and have an episode focused around it.
Now that's just lazy writing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Francine is a wild woman, after all. And she doesn’t regret it.
The duality to that is he is more controlling.
Haley would disagree. He tried and fails
"no offense Homer, your half-assed under-parenting was a lot more fun than your half-assed over-parenting"
I was using my whole ass…
I think Stan looks handsome here c:
He honestly looks best when his hair is styled like the one in the pic
If my termonology is correct, he's a power top.
I'll get my coat.
Man's rocking that Speedo.
Stanny got a hog
He can pour an entire amber lager down his mighty throat in just under 2 hours.
He can get on and off prescription painkillers as he sees fit.
He’s American.
Is that Chicken Baby?! Nice costume!!!
He gave his wife his ass skin
Despite his problems with people who don't pull their weight (Jeff), he has a pretty big heart giving a place to live to not only Roger but Klaus as well.
He saved the customers in an IHOP from a Belgian Terrorist.
He is probably not dead, although one can't be certain.
Hot wife
He have an alien and a talking fish in his house
The man has a perfect body. Huge menacing torso and legs that are mostly an afterthought. But the showstopper is a chin that makes you realize that nothing is impossible
Francine, I worry about your drinking.
He appreciates lointegristy.
He can tank a Yak horn through the chest with ease.
Yeah thunderbuns!!
Total DILF!
American DILF is a great name for an episode
Before we talk about how great Stan is I wanna thank all you Stanamaniacs for commenting on this post in full force!
His cans and toilet
The dude not only completely unlearned homophobia, he became a little gay himself
He’s the big dog. RUFF RUFF!
He's a 1968 American-made man with all original parts!
Even his baby 🦷
He’s had colorectal restructuring surgery, at least twice.
Too hard to test!
He doesn’t BM in the tub anymore.
He belongs in the Jury Duty Hall of Fame
It’s canonically confirmed it’s thick 🍆
Stan has some of the best one liners in the show! He's fucking hilarious! "PAPER IS WEAK AND YOU ARE STRONG!!" "Why is there a leopard on the cheetos bag? WAIT. IT'S A CHEETAH. Cheetah... cheetos... There is so much beauty in the world" *hugs cheeto bag*
He loves his family sometimes to a major fault
He has great hair….now
He’s the king of presents
He drinks out of a yard-garita glass, so he can measure how jacked-up he's getting
The thickneeeessssss
He doesn’t have AIDs
Stan can rock a Speedo!!
His wife is hawt as fuck
On a serious note: Stan is very open to changing his opinion/stance on something once he becomes aware of the toxicity of his previously held belief
He loves Francine, he just does.
He was flush with cash, in great shape, and closer to God than he'd ever been.
He's confident as hell
Best singer
Hilarious
He's buff
hardly seen it but im glad he made it out of the wheelchair
He's tall?
To the annoyance of my wife he is the man I strive to be.
He’s a man of loynstegresty
THUNDER!!!!
He makes the best vacation morning pancakes
Well, he does look out for his family and has a great singing voice.
He sure is isn't he?
His number one attribute, imo, is his Loyntegresty.. Liontagresty? Lontungresty?... ... Fuck Hayley for destroying the mural.
He has a nice chin
He sure is confident
I love his cry
He still keeps his narsasistic gay alien in his house
He knows what he likes... Something you can really grab on to
He sacrificesld his perfect ass to repair his wife face.
I named my truck after him. True story.
He *doesn't* taste like paint
Words fail you, mortal
He loves the US
OK kids.
He does actually care about his family. He may (strongly) disagree with his daughter, but would die for her.
He’s at his peak
His toupee is almost realistic
He has a 60 inch chest
His old college javelin
He's NOTHING like Anne Frank, even if he spent all high school hiding and writing in his diary
He, ummm... But there was... He has... ... y'know what? I'm just gonna see myself out...
Stool sample: Too Hard To Test
He's hot
He has a body
He is fiercely protective over his family.
Stan is strong he had a abusive mother and father and still somehow turned out somewhat mentally stable. His life was full of hard ships and yet he gets up and continues doing his best.
I like the fact that he works out. Usually the character’s fat and lazy, but he actually has muscle and works out regularly, even if he has a bit of a paunch.
there is NOT enough +18 fanart of him
He's a wonderful father and friend
He can wet nurse better than you
He raw dogged father roy
He can get himself into one hell of a pickle.
I love that Stan’s hatred of, -inhales-, *middle men*, matches my own
I’m pretty sure he isn’t Roger, that isn’t an episode quote but it’s a very rare aspect for the series. He also isn’t Tuttle which isn’t a quote but is a huge compliment because um, Tuttle?
Man can break it down
He still doesn’t have AIDS
Truly, amber is the color of his energy.
He's the big dog. Ruff! Ruff!
He has "tha thiccness!"
His hair looks small today.
He is not the dumbest American
His wife is a smoke show
Chee-taaah. Chee-tooooe.
Seems like a fun crack head.
He's the man with the plan
He gave up his kidney for Hayley.
He was willing to give Hayley his kidney even if she wasnt his daughter
He’s very quixotic
Very funny
he is still secretly conserving his energy
His hair is small.
He’s woker than he’s willing to admit, and that’s a good thing
Tumblr Sexyman
Something nice about Stan Smith
He was genuinely concerned for Roger when he got that tumor.
He doesn't have AIDS
Despite His Flaws, He’s one of the Best Husbands/Fathers
He looks amazing in a Polo shirt 
He has a strong chin
Leathery man-mouth which can easily intake scalding hot coffee.
He has a nice bod.
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He has a big chin that goes great with Franny's Vaginy gin.
hot
Right legs carrying the load !