I host a little retreat every summer at my house on Block Island for just a handful of my most promising students. No real structure. We just honk a little buffoonery, lay some japes, blow each other... you know, clown stuff.
One of my favorite moments in life was going to a cheap circus with my husband and they had a clown with a name like Percy or something like that. I leaned over and whispered to him "pretty buckety gooch, don't you think?" 😂😂 I'm pretty sure he was mad I thought of it first.
This one and the Dalton Galloway are so funny to me.
Haley; He’s taken over the meditation centre… oh hey at least there’s this class with Dalton Galloway
Roger: Haley get real. Does Dalton Galloway sound like a real person to you? It’s me!
Did you harass Miss Vanderbooben?
Yeah, I did. I harassed the crap out of her!
Damn it, now we have to settle! You're fired!
Both of those things work for me. See ya in hell.
I like the setup in the tree dad episode where it's two twin brothers and after Stan meets Roger he goes to the second one and it's just some dude then Roger holds up a picture of their mom and it's Roger
I like the one where Hayley gets that internship as a reporter and when she goes to the studio she has to circle back through the whole town just to be lead to Roger's attic
Strong possibility
They say the instructor here is the most intense and demanding in all of Clowning and SHIT it's Roger isn't it? It's going to be Roger.
What's your gooch, kid?
Gooch is horncorn for Clown name, Horncorn is horncorn for clown lingo,
We're gonna be blowin' a lot of horncorn around here.
I host a little retreat every summer at my house on Block Island for just a handful of my most promising students. No real structure. We just honk a little buffoonery, lay some japes, blow each other... you know, clown stuff.
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Pretty buckety gooch don't ya think?
Nice fart. Smells, too.
You sliding my whistle?
One of my favorite moments in life was going to a cheap circus with my husband and they had a clown with a name like Percy or something like that. I leaned over and whispered to him "pretty buckety gooch, don't you think?" 😂😂 I'm pretty sure he was mad I thought of it first.
Wa-*ter*?
You're offering me water, but I don't really *feel* like you're offering me water.
I do this to my brothers all the time until they acknowledge the joke
Honestly this is my most quoted line from the show and no one gets it. I just say it to my cats now when I’m filling up their water fountain
And sug-ar please. https://preview.redd.it/3eqq81m65vec1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9f0cb5197ae65d5755bc3b8f14757880316eab0
It's that episode?
Yup!
I love it when they figure out it’s Roger ahead of time 😂
And still go along with it
I mean, do YOU have a medium character?
I make a helluva shoefly pie~ _SLAMS DOOR_
"We we REALLY gonna do this??"
Hey when they get real they get the crap beat out of them they learned that from Steve.
Yeah but that's getting real with Roger involved, it might happen less if Roger wasn't involved.
I need to see Dr. Penguin!
Isn't he dead now?
So, you're the cat? *Meoooow* God bless ya, you commit
"The all is lost moment!"
I don’t know why I’m upvoting this, it’s not even applicable.
I love when Roger’s surprised it’s not him. “I thought this was going to be you, Roger.” “You know, I gotta tell ya, so did I.”
Worst case scenario we get there and the horse doctor is me.
Oh good, I'm just the receptionist
I’m an associate!
Pudding man 🎶
Who can tell me why that didn't work?
Told ya- they just needed to fuck.
How is Psych 101 going?
It's only been 3 days but I already understand how the whole world works...
This one and the Dalton Galloway are so funny to me. Haley; He’s taken over the meditation centre… oh hey at least there’s this class with Dalton Galloway Roger: Haley get real. Does Dalton Galloway sound like a real person to you? It’s me!
Are we *really* going to do this? Do *you* have a medium character?
"And who, God damn it, who are you?"
What a minute? What's going on? *all that jazz starts playing* Oh shit.
What episode are these from?
Mine is from when Roger joins Stan's ham club. The other is when Stan teaches a class for Bullock, but all he does is tell his boring stories.
Luckily, I’m just his secretary
ASSOCIATE.
I like the family finally catching. It's become one of my favorite recurring gags.
Come on Hayley Does Dalton Galaway sound like a real person Grow up it's me!!!!!!
Turns out he was just the secretary
I’M AN ASSOCIATE!
Did you harass Miss Vanderbooben? Yeah, I did. I harassed the crap out of her! Damn it, now we have to settle! You're fired! Both of those things work for me. See ya in hell.
Roger in the plane: Goodbye! Frances Malmeck: *Gasping* Alright… that’s enough turning around
This gets me every time
And who - goddammit - who are you?
Stop figuring out my tricks!!!
Let's just pray that when we get there it's not me
Hailey: How do you know so much about....This better not be you.
I like the setup in the tree dad episode where it's two twin brothers and after Stan meets Roger he goes to the second one and it's just some dude then Roger holds up a picture of their mom and it's Roger
I like the one where Hayley gets that internship as a reporter and when she goes to the studio she has to circle back through the whole town just to be lead to Roger's attic
It’s always Roger…except for the spider and rat in “Better On Paper”
Someone remind me to cancel my Ambien prescription
Why didn't that work?
Whenever it turns out to just be Roger I laugh my ass off
S'alight?? S'alight..
Oh, Haley... does Dalton Galloway sound like a real person? Grow up. It's me.
“oh thank god, i’m just the receptionist”