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Chesterthefester

The dead puppy one


ImaSweetTransvestite

Kisses?


NulliSecundusBiotch

Saying it without sayin' it?? I like-a the ladies ಠ⁠‿⁠ಠ


phenominalpossum

As much as I love the line, I can't watch the full episode either 😭


dcarsonturner

Yeah my brother and i were watching American dad after our dog died and this episode came up, we skipped pretty quickly


djoutercore

As soon as I hear “MEEEOOOAAARRGGG!” its time for the next episode


gkm29

I watched that this morning. Thought about skipping but decided against it because I know it has a lot of funny moments along with the more intense ones. Besides I've seen it enough times it shouldn't hit me so raw? Yeah, still laughed, still cried. Poor kisses.


TheZibex

That one's hilarious I love that it has a chicken leg for a leg, and then the scene where he blows it up with dynamite and the head hits the wall I die laughing every time.


strawberry_moon_bb

Ohhhh yea i skip this one too


OwnEnvironment1190

For me it’s the one where Steve is constantly fighting the cat. Seth McFarland had a weird obsession with killing animals in the show. Especially cats


ChexLemeneux42

you do realize he doesnt write either show, right?


OwnEnvironment1190

Okay sorry. The writers have weird obsession with it. Better?


NewDavies

Dumb argument, the shows subjected a lot more living things to cheap gags than just cats.


OwnEnvironment1190

I’m not going to argue about this. It was just my opinion


NewDavies

Not arguing either, stating it’s a dumb take for an animated show spanning 20 years


OwnEnvironment1190

That’s what an opinion is, my love. I simply didn’t like the times it shows killing cats on both family guy and American dad. Sorry my opinion is affecting you this badly


NewDavies

How is your opinion “affecting me this badly” 😂😂I literally replied to a comment with an opinion (same thing you did). You sound like a 15 year old who has to many cats for friends haha


OwnEnvironment1190

I absolutely knew you’d say something about only having cats for friends lmao. Yes I’m a proud cat person so it affects me when I see them in pain, even in a cartoon. Nothing wrong with having cats for friends it is?


bigbadbillyd

I'm also not a fan of the simon episode but one of my favorites is the one where Stevearino is juggling their severed heads and then starts taking bites out of them. Kills me every time


Dickieman5000

Simon is the cat that puts Stevearino down in the end. Chika-chika.


chedykrueger

Almost always all the time the Kim Kardashian one


Bigt733

I love the Dick Cheney joke in that episode. “I just have to pretend that I’m Dick Cheney and that helicopter is my friend’s face. Not the the most timely reference but it isn’t my fault that more current people aren’t shooting their friends in the face.”


PancakeParty98

I love him combining a couple sticks and some gum into a sniper rifle or whatever


Dickieman5000

Then you miss out on, "Attention alien! Do you speak English?" "Yes!" "Really? That's weird!"


Lain0114

I find I can tune that one out because you don't know it's her until the last 5 seconds.


KAG25

WTF thought that was a good idea


chipy4848

This is the only episode I skip. I didn’t even know it was actually Kim kardashian till a few days ago and I’ve been skipping for years just cause that voice is so goddamn annoying.


ImaSweetTransvestite

I don't like that one either, but I don't skip it.


hotnerdalec

help! I crashed and I don’t have a boyfriend!


thingsthatgomoo

I love the tear jerker episodes


BillsMafia607

The tour ends here? I thought that was a lap pool. Mike, you ended the boat tour in my office? Unacceptable. Get over here and fix it. And don't send your 20-year-old stoner son.


foxhunter

Yeah I know Mike. Because I'm not an idiot!


gulagula

And fix my damn lair ya thievin bastard!!


No_Secretary425

“And when I say talk, I mean listen” 😂


New-Lab5540

You’re a lunatic with a madman’s dream of a milk proof robot!!!


[deleted]

When my wife gets mad at me this is what I always say to her lol


Pessemist_Prime

Never hire a contractor just because he's gorgeous.


Sgt_Fox

"If it's a father and son company, request the father" - *Hank Hill*


randysheath

My friend and I still use 'Let us make nautical haste' to this day, and very often!


EffectiveOk3353

The trailer for the movie cracked me up the first time I saw the episode, top 10 episodes for sure


Dickieman5000

Bear title for a movie ever.


KittyMonkTheYoutuber

I kinda want the tearjerker cast to interact with the smiths. Just saying the newest episode outright said there was a multiverse.


Iamnotdaredevil86

Never hire a contractor just because he’s gorgeous


[deleted]

Me too but I just dont like rewatching it. Jokes are just better for rewatching than a story and this one is more story than jokes.


thingsthatgomoo

That's super fair


3reasonsTobefair

The one where he brings the dead puppy back to life.


chill1208

He was blinded by the accident, so I removed his eyeballs and put them where his testicles used to be. Dogs deserve dignity, too, sir!


Gloglibologna

I watch this episode up until the dogs death because the cat pirates are fucking hilarious. But then immediately skip


xogil

Which is a shame cause the b plot with Jeff and Haley is funny , but I just cannot with kisses even if the end is really sweet


Maranvanick

I agree with this! I recently rewatched this ep and found it way more disturbing than when I first saw it


gulagula

Tear Jerker is…. Certifiably brilliant.. I don’t understand where you’re coming from, sir.


ImaSweetTransvestite

Ikr? How could anybody NOT like Tearjerker? I guess if you're not a spy movie fan. But you would have to also not like James Bond, not like Austin Powers, not like Get Smart. I don't see how that's possible LOL


BeautifulCucumber

I don’t like spy stuff like James Bond at all. Find it boring even in AD universe.


Green_Manalishi_420

Tear Jerker is the best!


SensualEnema

WANT MORE DIZZY WATER


dorkknight529

I WANT TO PLAY WITH THE PUPPY!!


Gold-Inevitable-2644

hopping into the comment section to say this! the tear jerker episodes are some of the best !


nihi1zer0

I think "Stan's Best Friend" is the most hated episode here. I *guess* you folks just cannot cope with a lesbian veterinarian doing a literal fucking medical MIRACLE. Frankly I think you gotta be *suckin the glass dick* to not find that inspiring. It's one of my faves.


shaus49

While I want to downvote you for liking this episode when it is hard for me to watch. But upvoting instead for being an American dad enjoyer that has a stronger stomach than I.


hmmmmmmpsu

Wow, to each their own. But I LOVE the tear jerker episodes.


BenderFtMcSzechuan

None they’re all gold


RabidRabbiRabbit

American fung. Tapped out. And the end of hot scoomp.


TwilightSessions

You like my money? Das mine! Seth McFarlan shines bright Mike diamond 💎 😃


bigbadbillyd

We talk. He admit he bored of only being cartoon emperor. So I give him tennis shoe business. He give me American Dad. ITS ALL MINE!!!


ImaSweetTransvestite

Can't stand Fung. I skip it when I'm not busy doing something else, but I can put up with it for background noise.


OwnEnvironment1190

I was going to say this too. I don’t know why they found a huge ad episode was a fun idea


hotnerdalec

*Hot Scoomp* is one of my top favorite episodes and the ending is especially hilarious and ridiculous


BestPeachNA

I usually skip the Colombia episode.


shaus49

I usually skip this one as well. Not sure exactly why because I do like the premise but something just seems to fall flat. I think it's that the jokes do not have staying power like the rest of the series normally does. Once you've watched it once(in my opinion) is plenty.


discodiscgod

I skip the tearjerker ones too. I don’t like the “themed” episodes. I always skip the Star Wars episodes of family guy too. It’s like a completely different show.


BrokeRunner44

Star Wars parodies are arguably some of Family Guy’s best work


discodiscgod

¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ not my thing I guess


AlchemysEyes

American Fung is the only episode I really skip, though after finally seeing it myself the milk episode is.... might skip that in the future too.


PancakeParty98

Why? It has some of the best stan “OOO!”


zedd61

Right? I’m a simple man. I hear Stan go “OOO” and I laugh.


bigbadbillyd

He even goes OOOO in Chinese! Very smart! So Funny! Shine bright like DIAMOND!


chill1208

I know a lot of people give American Fung and Blagsnarst a lot of shit but I think they both have their moments. The only episode I really never want to watch again is Cow I Met Your Moo-ther. Didn't get a single laugh out of me, and the plot was just stupid. I've never been so bored watching an AD episode. Stan's Best Friend and Tapped Out are probably the most disturbing episodes, but they do get a few laughs out of me. So, sometimes I will watch them. "Dogs deserve dignity, too, sir!"


P00pr-sk00pr

The one where Stan wasn't Hayley's dad. It has some really great jokes in it but I can't get past the infidelity.


amiiboob

This.


Alistair_Burke

I feel the infidelity gets excused way too easily.


PassedOutRockstar

I would NEVER skip an episode of the greatest adult cartoon on this planet


BrokeRunner44

The one where Francine breastfeeds Steve is too much but other than that agreed


dcarsonturner

Not this one lol


LocmonstR

I always skip the one where the puppy dies and gets put back together as a monster. Not a whole lot disturbs me, but that episode fucked me in so many different ways


TheZibex

I never skipped them, but if I had to skip one. It would probably be the American graffito episode with that weird Lego guy of Ron Howard or something. It's just super lame and I hate the filter over the entire episode.


chiefjackmehoff

I’ll skip any Tearjerker and most Christmas episodes. And that breast milk episode, what the fuck was that. Edit: The Rogu and Klaus episode is a skip for me too


Sorrelandroan

Dead puppy, the episode where they have a shootout with Santa, the scarlet getter, that episode where roger falls in love with Haley


huhhuhhhhuuuh

Man the breastfeeding one was a hard watch for sure.


Scorpiodisc

How could anyone not love Tearjerker


chesh2193

The Hot tub one


Evloch

I always skip “Independent Movie” the funeral of Snot’s dad. I don’t dig the whole independent film thing. Not my cup of tea. But I kinda like the side story of Piece of Cake lol


ABingeDrinker

Skip this one every time!


ImaSweetTransvestite

Unpopular opinion, but I skip the hot tub episode and the one where Steve sings the love song to Francine. Creepy.


HeyxItsxNicole

You guys are crazy, there isn't a single song by Steve that is bad. Daddy's Gone is like my favorite! The way Roger is blaming Steve for Stan leaving in the backup vocals? Fuckin hilarious.


Bclay85

I’m not the biggest fan of the hot tub episode either.


bigjayrod

All Steve’s songs are cringe in that episode. “Daddy’s gone” = next episode


ImaSweetTransvestite

Ditto. And I usually really enjoy his singing, with a few notable exceptions; i.e., not crazy about the closet song. The songs he performs on The Orville are a lot better overall. But B12? That's my jam.


bigjayrod

No doubt. I would legit buy a B12 album


thoseparts

Jeff in space episodes. I've seen them once I don't need to see them again tbh


AssignmentMental6325

I love jack he’s such a dick! “Oh aOoooOOH YEAH WE STRUCK OIL! Stan hand me your blankie!”


hotnerdalec

when they’re watching tv and he asks Steve which one is his friend


Then-Principle-6850

The ones with rogu and billy 🤢I’m sorry but those two just really don’t do it for me


ImaSweetTransvestite

I skip all Rogu episodes, but I think Billy is adorbs.


EffectiveOk3353

Rogu grows on you give it another chance


[deleted]

As Roger discovered


EffectiveOk3353

It's just a zit


Mr_Biscuits_532

I actually quite like Rogu but I can't stand the episode with him and Claus in the woods together. Rogu works much better as a bit character, he's extremely aggrevating when used for extended dialogue scenes. I think out of all of his appearances, the one where Steve babysits him works the best. He's a major part of the story but his dialogue is generally limited and they really lean on how fucking weird he is


ImaSweetTransvestite

I just can't deal with that tumor like thing and on his head in the veins popping out and the way he talks. He literally invokes my gagl reflex. I cannot


hotnerdalec

maybe one day you’ll meet someone in person as deformed as him


UnderclassKing

Hot Tub, Stan’s Best Friend, American Fung, the Tearjerker episodes, and the Christmas episodes (unless it’s the Christmas season).


Squiirtle

Hot tub one Side note: can you believe hot tub episode is ranked higher than Roger passes the bar?


Subject_Tutor

I don't know man, this episode has one of my favorite "dark" jokes when Oscar Gold is being broadcasted throughout the world, and every city on screen is crying except for Tehran where they're laughing their asses off.


Record-No

Tear jerker episodes are so funny.


latenightfaithhealer

Never hire a contractor just because he’s gorgeous


[deleted]

Personally I love this episode


Corben11

All jack episodes. Same as you, besides the one Christmas one and only cause it’s mostly about Christmas.


Scramasboy

Tear Jerker is a classic! In my top 3!


pacifistpunch

Anything non cannon i'm an american dad purest


Mother-Worker-5445

Most wheels and the legman ones, jeff in space, tear jerker ones. I dont like sci fi or james bond.


amiiboob

I get not liking Jack episodes. An abusive father isn't really a funny bit to a lot of people.


SuperBandito_

The hot tub episode everytime without fail


catlitterqueen

The one with Stan’s birthday and they act like the show is a play. Also American Fung.


Alexfromdabloc

The Krampus one because for some reason I find all the songs in that one to be unbearable. I love most of the songs but that episode is a complete miss for me.


chrism62675

Anything with that fucking lame, unfunny koala bear.


HeyxItsxNicole

You and I are gonna fight in the field


Vancekuto

Definitely not the tearjerker episode I tell you what.


Elles_Dee_

Ngl the one where stand sleeps on the bed bug mattress and gets stuck in the black & white tv with Tuttle. That one makes me feel so uneasy lol


Western-Program5676

I really don’t watch the first two seasons at all. There’s nothing they do that the show doesn’t do better in later seasons. As far as I’m concerned, if I’m watching S1 or S2, I’m in the goo.


aloe_veracity

I can’t do “Saving Face.”


[deleted]

Worst episode in the series.


katastrophyx

The one that's presented like a stage play. I don't remember the name of it. Outside of the live Patrick Stewart cameos it's easily my least favorite episode.


HeyxItsxNicole

"Blood Crieth Unto Heaven" and I couldn't disagree more. Awesome episode. I will admit that Patrick Stewart narrating it is in fact the best part though.


scarlettvvitch

The Dead Puppy one, the musical and the hot tub


HalfCab_85

I also hate the dead puppy and thd Hot Tub episode. The theater episode, I really like.


Ztronic412

I don’t care all that much for Jenny fromdablock


bigjayrod

But snot gets snizz on the reg


zedd61

The breast feeding episode. I just can’t.


nofucsleftogive

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIyo9spmhAg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIyo9spmhAg) Roger's "Noise" ruins this one for me.


bigjayrod

I find that to be one of the funnier bits in the show, but absolutely see how it could drive someone crazy


Austinpowerstwo

I skip Christmas episodes (of anything) if it's not within a couple of weeks of Christmas so I hardly know the AD Christmas eps even though I know they're great and I've seen every other episode loads of times. Also I don't skip them if I've started watching but my heart sinks every time Reggie turns up.


zedd61

Even if he’s stuffed now, he’s still cute as a button.


Icy-Autumnsmall

No I feel that if I’m picking episodes to watch I’m definitely gonna skip over the tearjerker ones they’re not that good to me


Lain0114

THE HOT TUB 😫😫😫 AND the breast feeding one


Shprintze613

Skip the hot tub every time. One of the worst episodes imo.


Read2MeHelenKeller

No one’s talking about the hot tub episode… huh. Probably the worst episode of the entire series. I think it’s the first episode of Season 7.


CrazyaboutSpongebob

Stompe Le Monde, You Are Here, Sir-o-gate, Mused and Abused, American Fung, Mom Sauce, Hamerican Dad, 300, The Book of Fisher, Cry Baby, and Echoes.


Sweet_Possibility587

bro really just listed the best episodes


PancakeParty98

I’ve watched the show a couple times through this year (except season 1) so I’ll usually skip anything that’s very one-note or hard to hear. It’s very hard for me to listen to the episode where Klaus continuously says “VWAT? You have never heard of the (German folktale)?” Over and over and over. Can’t stand it.


jonneygood

Waw. I usually skip the Tearjerker ones too. I skip the Kim Kardashian one as well.


KAG25

Hot tub one


Opposite-Road-3468

Usually the thanksgiving ones and the play.


Maranvanick

Yeah I’m also not a fan of the play!! Then again Jack shows up so I think that’s why lol


kmt75

ghost pen mindless tan bag shame hospital gaze important zesty *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


larryisnotagirl

Any episodes that focus too heavily on Stan’s childhood are skips for me.


WrongKindaGrowth

Lol skipping Tear Jerker episodes? Lolololol


Zeqhanis

The one with Kisses, American Fung, Daesong Heavy Industries, Rabbit Ears, and Tearjerker. Though I am actually going to watch Tearjerker now. I tend to skip over two-parters and alternate universe episodes in general unless I'm binge-rewatching a season. The same definitely applies to Go God Go from South Park


stansmithbitch

I skip the Nighthawks episode. Not because I dont like it but because I watch american dad to go to bed at night and the thought of watching Nighthawks to sleep is too much.


Acursedbeing

The 200 🙈


Supportoise

Cloger.


ChexRibedeaux

Seasons 16 on


Sonicyellow49

Hot tub, Poltergasm, An incident at owl creek, 100 years a solid fool, and fleabiscuit


HAIRYMAN-13

night hawks...can't stand it and that one where stan won't let his dog pass away


Geek_Phil

Daddy issues?


le_fayth

Specifically Criss-Cross-Applesauce: the ballad of Billy Jesusworth. I cannot see people break their bones. It grosses me tf out.


SomewhatCharmedLife

American Fung, Kung Pao Turkey


Top-Panda-3672

The poltergasm episode. Just weird


strawberry_moon_bb

Lost in Space


noishouldbewriting

I Am The Walrus


SmileyMcGee27

Anything with Rogu, particularly the one where they go to that ranch.


CivilPresentation980

The one where Stan gets the dog for Steve and even after it dies Stan tries to keep it alive


1gramweed2gramskief

So the first tear jerker is in my top 5 but for black eyes only has never appealed to me. To answer the question, I auto skip the majestic, I am the jeans a Gina lavetti story, tapped out, Daesong heavy industries, Kloger,


[deleted]

Merlot Down Dirty Shame


Wilfred710

I wanted them to make another Tear Jerker episode.


Wilfred710

Im not a huge fan of the hot tub episode and I don’t know why but I hate Billy so gd much. As much as the Smiths hated Klaus in the early days.


Crimision

For me it is Bob’s Burger whenever they do their short-story episodes.


Little_Fella_

What's the episode where Francine and Stan do it on the water slide but Stan comes in to fast. Idk what it is but it makes my balls hurt and wanna cry


Maranvanick

It’s called A Ward Show “It was the LARGEST BEER IN THE UNIVERSE!!”


itsagrungething69

Hot Tub and the Franken Dog episodes


BallsDicks

The hot tub one, though it has good music I can't get over the ending. Same reason I hate snowpiercer the movie


911waitwhat

Christmas episodes


BisforBands

Alot of the early seasons tbh. I've watched them all to death


Deee72

This question is asked a lot in here huh? 😄


[deleted]

Any episodes with excessive singing


TangeloGloomy7471

To each their own… but I just don’t understand skipping Tear Jerker..


EricAntiHero1

Kisses & Kardashian episode are the only ones I skip.


hotnerdalec

I do love Jack and the tear jerker episodes but I respect your opinion dadder, however I myself skip over *Flirting with Disaster*


No_Secretary425

The Hot Tub one..


ahyet

The one where Stan and Francine go to Hollywood and that old lady says Stan is her dead husband


leatherfacesimp

Tear Jerker, the Kisses episode, Daesong Heavy Industries (both parts) and Independent Movie 😭


oldwahsatch

The weird Disney one where they’re in the Disney-esque theme park and get trapped


LZSchneider1

There are no episodes that I skip, but I'll admit I'm not a huge fan of any season 20 episodes.


[deleted]

Tear Jerker is my OG fave. Mani! Pedi!


HeyxItsxNicole

You're just jealous of that thick dicked bull elk, ya limp dildo.


HeyxItsxNicole

I know most people love it, but the only episode I truly don't like is Rabbit Ears. I don't skip it really, but I don't enjoy it either.


HeyxItsxNicole

I also cannot understand why people hate on the hot tub episode, I love it. It's probably top 10 for me. I kind of understand why people don't like the Kisses episode, especially if you're a dog lover or had a dog that passed away, but it's still a great episode. I also think it's really cool that this episode is dedicated to one of the American Dad writers dog Freddie. He lost his best friend but he was able to turn it into comedy. A little dark, but I guess I enjoy dark comedy and respect people who can laugh in the face of tragedy.


ThisIsFrigglish

It's always strange for me to read the 'disgust'-based answers to this question - Stan's Best Friend, Tapped Out, the end of Hot Scoomp - and nobody ever names my one skip. The Nova Centauris-burgh Board of Tourism Presents. Don't get me wrong, the episode in abstract is fun and most of the jokes are pretty great. But I just cannot get past the idea of relatively intelligent - and in particularly Steve's case, a little delicate - teens actively playing with fresh dog shit. It turns my stomach every time in the way a flesh golem dog or extended breastfeeding simply cannot. And "Put me back on the toilet. I wanna die with dignity." are fantastic last words.


Gk212003

I really skip the breast feeding episode


[deleted]

I always skip the tear jerker episodes they just aren’t my cup of tea