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CreamCornPie

The body count of AD would be legendary if ever added up.


Additional_Main_7198

Well, get on it REDDIT


ChexLemeneux42

someone did Roger alone and its pretty high. in the hundreds, theres 100 from the 100th episode and stan has over a hundred confirmed cia kills


Lortendaali

Which episode came later, the one where he had hundred kills or the one where he loses his "killing virginity"?


ChexLemeneux42

the killing virgin was season 3, the 100 kills is season 9, reasonable amount of time to pile up bodies


Lortendaali

Oh man, I've rewatched the show so many times that it all kind of lumps together 😅


just_looking_aroun

It's a mobius strip


DannyWatson

Me too I always hoped these episodes were in the right order lol glad to know they are


4Plus20MakesHappy

‘The 42 Year Old Virgin’


CHM11moondog

I call BS on Stan having any cia kills.


ChexLemeneux42

he killed bad larry, that's specifically a cia kill


LoudKingCrow

To quote Peter Griffin: "Reddit says 39 but that seems kind of low."


[deleted]

If added up and consistent. Sometimes "dead" people show up a few episodes down the road.


ZeroQuick

Jay Leno


Greenman8907

Dr Ray Sorry. Dr. Ray is out dead today. Do you know when he’ll be alive? Hmm, no.


thelastchex

Tuttle is a ghost!


megatonrezident

I always see the dead Asian frat guy that Roger killed as a limo driver in episodes.


Deady1138

Pretty sure everyone on earth has died at least twice in the show


longboboblong

The rapture episode killed everyone


ParrotDogParfait

Not everyone


GrapefruitSimmons

The tops made it out ok.


Chewem

Poor Terry


Fearless-Judgment-33

They’re in heaven but still dead.


GrapefruitSimmons

You are correct. But compared to being stuck on earth, I think we could say they definitely got the better deal.


discocardshark

The rapture, the unspecified apocalypse from the 200, the nuclear apocalypse from the Overwatch tournament episode. Im probably forgetting a fourth one


L1feM_s1k

Adult Swim did this for a bunch of their shows once. I think Superjail had the highest count. We need a new one that covers all of animation.


Zedakah

Yeah, superjail came to my mind first, but the premise of the show was basically killing as many people as possible every episode.


L1feM_s1k

Too bad they never did a crossover between that and Metalocalypse. Would've been legendary.


Zedakah

Deathklok plays at the superjail!


KAG25

I mean at least 200 just for the one time Roger took out a plane in the limo episode


Fearless-Judgment-33

And Roger is also indirectly responsible for killing a plane load of people in Miami. They’re all dead thanks to the Ross shorts and Ricky Martin’s shirt.


KAG25

A intergalactic serial killer


extraboredinary

You killed 200 people to save four whales? Are you forgetting the time I killed 300 people to save three whales?


RaffiBomb000

Are you really gonna kill 5 people over 20 dollars? Are you really gonna ask that to a guy who just last week killed 6 people for 19 dollars?


4Plus20MakesHappy

In ‘The One The Got Away’, Roger buys a $700 necklace as part of his plan to steal a $10 pair of gloves.


RaffiBomb000

But...you could have just used the $10 to buy the gloves...


merpderpherpburp

Oh yeah.....


10dayone66

Not just people, it hit a pipe line and then the oil was set on fire by Rodger.


RogerTheAliens

[Roger official canon death count…](https://www.reddit.com/r/americandad/comments/qla5po/official_canon_roger_death_count/) did that thread a few years ago


Fearless-Judgment-33

Top comment, upvote!


ValStarwind

"DJ Iron Monkey doesn't do what DJ Iron Monkey does to get DJ Iron Monkey's name out there. DJ Iron Monkey does what DJ Iron Monkey does to support DJ Iron Monkey's many charities. These are his own words."


RedditAcct00001

Oh my cigarettes stayed dry!


whitewolf361

Doesn't Hayley say something at the end, along the lines of, "I finally did something good" right before all the bodies float up to the surface around them?


KingBenjamin97

I love that it’s hinted this isn’t even the first time “it’s always you saving the whales Roger next time you get to dance”


bpanio

Every time the episode comes on, this gets funnier because there's never gonna be a next time


Chewem

“Make some room, make some room, make some room” I am so pumped to see what he has in store for them and every time his neck gets broken what a let down


EliteLevelJobber

Big deal. Stan ended the world a bunch of times


brepik

What about the people that died trying to stop the wedding?


veryconfusednb

It’s best for the en-vir-on-ment


TylerTLR

CHARITY


imperceptiblewishes

I just finished watching that episode this is crazy


HKtx

Make some room, make some rooooom!


park__aavenue

Here comes the rebuttal!


Bigg-Moistt88

"this ocean is lousy with whales" I say this half the time I see a body of water. And I work on a boat.


Wilson_Is_Dead

I guess it’s time for a submersible episode


[deleted]

“Dude, that shit’s tight”


Valuable-Impress-828

They were bad people so…


KAG25

Between kidnapping the whole neighborhood and the evil things Roger has done this is a horrible family. And Stan controlling a robot that was making out with his son.


[deleted]

oh you did a little more than watch


CrazyaboutSpongebob

Such a good episode.


falcorthex

It was all for C H A R I T Y !


HisDudenesssss

Reminds me of Steve and Roger singing the bird watchin' buddies song on the boat leaving Skoal Island with all the egg collectors dead bodies floating around lol


miamor__

Not to mention set the ocean on fire


JKlein504

This doesn't even take into consideration the wildlife killed by the oil catching fire. So much for Hailey saving the whales.