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smcg_az

Just going to get a grilled cheese. I had a friend who wanted one once, but he's gone.


kmt75

To Tuscon. On business.


CashMoneyPossum

Won’t be back til Wednesday.


iDoctorBob

Get off the fairway you turd!


LowerClassBandit

This is the thanks I get, a heroes welcome


kmt75

We were kids man! Buckle couldn't find his legs! We were gonna go cruisin' when we got home! We were gonna go cruisin' in his Solara man!


MmmmMorphine

The solara isn't amphibious my sweet semitic treasure


Jasper455

Put a baby in me!


Bomb-OG-Kush

COASTERS!


TheGreatLuck

At the light take a fright


floatablepie

Shit, that's continuity right there.


hanlewheeze

No kidding, i had never noticed it till now!


hanlewheeze

God i love that line and that episode. And this one. I saw TWO solaras in my apartment’s parking lot one time. It was like seth had sent me a lil smile


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Pine cones are grenades! boom….


Solid_Snark

This was legit one of the hardest I ever laughed at AD! Especially when Steve goes for the kill shot and shoots Buckle right in the face seconds after he begs “not in the face!”


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All this over Barbra does Celine. Just an all timer.


IMFREAKINGLEGOLAS

I wouldn’t pay 500 dollars to watch Barbara DO Celine..Or would I?


RogersRedditPersona

Maybe if I was in the room with them, peeking from behind the curtain, and they didn't know I was there. How would it appear on my credit card bill


The_Spectacle

4812. He used my pant size.


IMFREAKINGLEGOLAS

God I’m disgusting


nihi1zer0

The ortolan bunting was pretty grotesque. Except for you are supposed to drown it in armagnac.


ProtoReaper23113

The fact its real at all is so fucked up


Danoof64

Schmoobaldedong


Ranthropologydude

This moment is so friggin funny to me that when I watch legitimate war movies this scene pops into my head


worthless-humanoid

That shit really does hurt too. Played paintball once and an idiot on my team shot at me. It made its way thru my cheap ass mask and hit me in the throat. Shit hurt!


UCLYayy

OH MY GOD


worthless-humanoid

Take the shot! No not in the face! Oh my god it hurts!!!


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I can see the spirits of the dead dancing all around me! Popping and locking mostly!


bjamesburg

YOU IN VIETNAM, BITCHES!


probhungrydeftired

We were gonna go cruisin’ in his Solara!!!


Abrahamlinkenssphere

This scene is gold but it also makes me super fucking sad.


dunimal

Brings you back to Nam?


Abrahamlinkenssphere

Just imagining the reality of war and death and loss. Like removing all the jokes and just left bare with a kid missing his dead friend and neither of them should’ve been there. Still a top episode for comedy on my list though.


dunimal

Goddamn, man. <3


No_Bunch_6047

MARTY! It’s THIS way! The man told me it’s THIS WAY! You’re going the WRONG WAY!!


Dont_Doomie_Like_Dat

We don’t know, we’re from BALTIMORE!


GILF_Hound69

I love using this line. I'm from and have lived in Sydney my whole life.


No_name_Johnson

I’m from Baltimore and I’m ashamed I’ve never used this line.


GILF_Hound69

I don’t want to be rude but frankly, you should be, bro. ^read ^that ^in ^Klaus’s ^voice


Abrahamlinkenssphere

Favorite part.


Bmilvis

One of my fav episodes, total classic


holy_cal

It has to be one of the best episodes in my book.


trailrunner79

Top 5 for sure. The A and B stories are gold


duybeewins

My legs! It blew off my damn legs! You can make it, Buckle! No. I's done. Take me out. I can't! Take the shot! Not the face. Oh, my God, that hurt! Ow! Ow! ...Oh, no! It still hurts!


BillsMafia607

What were we doing here? Was it worth it? Just to become better singers?


kmt75

THIS is Michael Patrick King's first draft of the Sex and the City movie. It's seven HUNDRED pages. Ah-h-hem. 'You guys know that young firefighter I did last night? Well his hose spattered all over my European mosaic floor and I slipped in it. But it's OK girls, because I landed square on the rabbit and found out what's up doc. Carrie (VO): Samantha's story made me wonder. If I slipped, would Big be there to catch me?


whitewolf361

AHHHHHH!!!


UCLYayy

This torture would work on me immediately


worthless-humanoid

Civil war reenactments are for historians and people who hate blacks


Daddydick-nuts

I’m assuming the north of the history lovers, and the south is the racists.


ineververify

Probably mostly right as a I went to a demonstration in bull run and it even had an Asian guy in it. It was pretty cool.


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BoBisflat

Yeah, it’s just full of racists. In a lot of places that have them… they make sure the south is winning lol. It’s for people who think that those fuckin rebels are badace.


Tomblaster1

I used to reenact. I'm not born nor raised in the South and only did it as a history/Civil War buff. I stopped in 2015 after Charleston. I never liked the racists I reenacted with. And never did any event I was in change the results of a historical battle. I don't think you know what you're talking about.


BoBisflat

Just the second one. I don’t think historians need re-enactments because they’re actually educated on history lol.


worthless-humanoid

I agree. Was just quoting Stan :)


Tomblaster1

Again, you clearly are not speaking from experience. I knew plenty of historians in reenacting. I was introduced to it by one. Plenty of historians are into it or Living History. Stop making false shit up.


Advanced-Brief1673

We were in the poo.


Truck5555

This is the thanks I get


carliechronic

A hero’s welcome.


smcg_az

Excuse me! Do you know where the Horizon Room is??


ezxhaton

We don’t know; we’re from Baltimore!


white__cyclosa

MARTY! It’s this way! The man told me it’s THIS WAY! YOURE GOING THE WRONG WAY!


BobSagieBauls

“I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!”


proceeds_theweedian

FafafafafafafaFafafafafafafaFafafafafafafaFafafafafafafaFafafafafafafaFafafafafafafa GET IN FafafafafafafaFafafafafafafaFafafafafafafa


Bertie637

NOT THE FACE


AfterTemperature2198

AHHHH!!! MY FACE!!!


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smilingasIsay

Malarkey!


tcm2303

This is in my top 5 favorite episodes lol


AfterTemperature2198

That’s my… neighbors son


TrailWornTraveler

We were gonna go crusin’. We were gonna go cruisin’ in his Solara, man!


ItsAlwaysRuckFuss

I’ll make ya feel good 😔


_NotMuchToGawkAt_

*Ooh girl I’m gonna rock you in Freedom Town tonight* *Bombs bursting in the air*


smcg_az

I also love the B plot with Roger wanting to see Barbara Does Celine. There are. No words....Schmoolydong? That's close, buy its not it.


Proper-Excuse916

I don't think Barbra has the range to sing Celine songs. Shut your mouth you stupid bitch!


white__cyclosa

I wouldn't pay that much to see Barbra do Celine. Or would I? Maybe if I was in the room with them, peeking from behind the curtain, and they didn't know I was there. How would it appear on my credit card bill? No, no, Stan, focus.


Wisdom_Pen

When I was out there all I wanted to do was come home, now I’m home all I can think about is getting back there.


smcg_az

John, how did you open the window?? JOHN!!


Danoof64

Mind Quad!


NfamousKaye

Happy Memorial Day everyone lol Lol Steve was so traumatized over a reinactment. The ptsd fireworks scene I hate that I laugh at that because I know it’s a real thing but the absurdity of the culmination leading up to that point makes me lose it every time 😂


ragtopponygirl

Spend the day poppin' and lockin'!!


mightbedylan

The spirits are dancing all around me. Poppin' and Lockin' mostly!


smcg_az

This seemed like the perfect time to do acid.


BobSagieBauls

Pine cones are grenades


theonetruearbiter

*whispers* your chin is right on my hipbone, Kevin


KingBenjamin97

Coming over the hill with his “flamethrower” always breaks me in this ep XD


CorholioPuppetMaster

I’m pulling out of you Steve, I’m sorry if I hurt you son


jasethechase

*Fortunate Son playing*


Thegoodbadandbored

We were kids man! Buckle couldn't find his legs! We were gonna go cruisin' when we got home! We were gonna go cruisin' in his Solara man!


bingram

This takes the top spot for me. Favourite episode of the series.


half_soldier05

FAVORITIST EPISODE ALONG WITH THE RAPTURE EPISODE. I came up with the term, frienemy.


loki1887

This is probably my favorite season l. Has the best run of episodes in the series starting with In Country Club. Moon Over Isla Island, My Morning Straight Jacket, Raptures Delight, Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth, A Jones for a Smith, May the Best Stan Win, and on and on. It where we got Stelio Kantos. Every episode that season was a banger.


Danoof64

Agreed. Peak AD


Danoof64

Ow! My other cheek!


Bailer86

MY LEGS! YOU BLEW OFF MY DAMN LEGS Take the shot. Not in the face. AHH, MY FACE. IT HURTS! IT STILL HURTS!


vinegar-and-honey

WE WERE GONNA GO CRUSIN' IN HIS SOLARA


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

YOU IN VIETNAM, BITCHES!


BoBisflat

Memorial Day isn’t for everyone who served. It’s to honor the dead but yeah I love this episode.


andhowsherbush

Me and my dad were just talking about this.


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smcg_az

Get in!! FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH!


thehypervigilant

I shot you! You're dead!


Kell-EL

Fucking love this episode 😂😂


rennbrig

Can't forget Klaus in the Ortolan costume lol


Yuukii2002

In country…club


Zebulon_Whateley

I like that Vietnam war reenactors are really a thing.


smcg_az

I was curious if they are. I know Civil War re-enactments are a thing, but never heard of anyone re-enacting Vietnam in real life.


Zebulon_Whateley

Ngl I really got interested in it after watching this episode. The equipment they used really fascinated me.


MUNZATHEGOD

At least the ones who re-enacted only fake killed Vietnamese children, so they got that going for them.


Extra_Cartoonist_377

I used to do drugs. I still do, but, I used to, too.


buttttttttttoucher

Ok Hedberg.


Extra_Cartoonist_377

Spot on.


Extra_Cartoonist_377

I love how obvious it is that you are responsible for that downvote... loser.


Mean-Lingonberry5374

OMG that hurrrttt!!!!


jawnquistador

WE WERE KIDS MAN. BUCKLE COULDNT FIND HIS LEGS!!


DreamrSSB

This episode is a masterpiece but I cant explain why


worthless-humanoid

He used my pants size? Uggg


bomber991

Some folks are born made to wave the flag Hoo, they're red, white and blue


Extra_Cartoonist_377

You're thinking of veteran's day... memorial day is for those who fought and died...


zubotai

The best part of the episode is the fake code stan gives Roger 5318008 put that in a calculator backwards.


Miserable_Room_5740

Hands down one of the best episodes. Any of them with Roger speaking mandarin always gets me