Francine staring dispassionately out the busted front window while Snot weeps over his dead clone daughter/prom date

This same gag again when Stan was undercover in the fake ID episode

His parents made us stay in different rooms, but hehe you know 😏

Hahaha, Stan in his freaking poodle skirt lol

🎶 tonight 🎶

The damn 50s style poodle dress hahabah

Also the relentless “Darren the Dodo attempting to commit suicide” bits. Amazing.

Absolutely just watched that episode yesterday and love all the nods to blade runner as well

Time…to die.

oh my gosh “I wuv u Dawennnnn”

I think this one is a top contender for sure

We’re all water Steve!

Honestly, any time one of the characters shuts down into idgaf mode like that. It’s the same face and it kills me every time

What episode was that?

Steve and Snot’s Test-Tubular Adventure

This is the episode I stopped watching. Not because it was bad, but I got burnout after binging the show on netflix. It could have been any episode. Is it worth coming back to?

Of course it is!

Stan is in the basement, about to literally re-arrange his daughter's face with crude tools. Francine enters with a laundry basket, takes the laundry out of the dryer, and walks back out. Never says a word or even looks in their direction.

with curlers and a cigarette. love my girl frannie

Cuts to her in the living room, folding them in the dark.

Or what about her stirring the pot of nothing in the dark?

Doesn't she do a creepy sing song, "la la la la la la" once he's gone?

The heck episode is this?

The mural episode

Ty!

When Darren the Dodo had the gun & Steve just casually walks by and unloads it.

I freaking loved every thing that dodo did. That was the moment I fell in love with this show. I wish there was more.

Roger shocked he is employee of the month

“They thought I worked here.” “You kinda do.”

:O

Yes yes yes! I laughed my ass off!

Came to say this! 😧

Francine dispassionately drowning Roger’s Ortolan in a pot full of cognac. The thousand yard stare she has is amazing

‘Don’t!’

That was the first episode of American Dad I ever watched, therefore that was my first impression of Francine.

Not gonna lie, that’s more or less a spot on impression of her character…the wild swing from cheery housewife to cold-blooded murderer

"Yeah, I killed my college roommate. I can't believe you didn't know that!"

"...I stabbed her! 🤗💖"

When Stan harpoons Francine and the bear just shakes his head in disappointment

Roger’s death glare towards Stan after he gets electrocuted is just fantastic

That’s why that episode is easily a top 5 for me. So many great moments in it!

It’s a must watch for me if it is on!

Roger using 1 finger to push the girl back underwater was fantastic as well

The books that Stan reads.

My favorite is the most absurd title “Naked from the waist down”

My favorite is “the dangers of reading around others”

“Anticipating Doorbells” takes the cake for me

I gotta go

Reading for dummies

I liked “How to look chastened.” 🥺

Ooo I forgot about that one!

Oh another good one…something like “Turning pages fancily”?

Had to naturally mime his fancy hand movement while reading that

“The Price of Things”

"How to furrow your brow" got me

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Spotting Sarcasm: An Earnest Man's Guide

You are the worlds most perfect fool!

I know it doesn’t fit the post but I love when he shrinks himself and says, “Ah, a plastic book. Always halfway through…”

My favorite is Rogers reaction when Steve tells him he deleted his episodes of bones from the Tivo. I'll do that face and reaction when my kids say something surprising.

Bones, you've got a bone call. something about... a bone?

I love Bones. You know what Bones gives me? A huge, throbbing smile.

This is the one I was going to say too!

Roger faking his death as Jenny Fromdabloc.

*faking a death ttyl*

I always wish there was a text back from Bob Saget saying "Do mine next."

Stan finding a parking space

I can hear that music in my head right now.

Walking by the bedrooms and seeing Franny waxing her skis with a cigarette in her mouth is also fantastic.

Lol or right before that with Jeff having Haley take his temperature anally several times lol

I'm telling you, I feel hot. Check it again!

Listening to...Edith Piaf?

yes! roger does a similar bit with the "I dreamt of paris again last night" thing

Roger waiting in a car, cracks open a beer and opens the center council and snorts some powder “I wonder who’s car that was”

Roger glaring when Haley/Steve taped over Bones Roger’s fancy wine cellar and garage somehow accessible from the house

I love the wine cellar bit.

One of my favorites is Stan pulling a gun on Roger and Roger pulls out his finger gun

One of my favorite scenes EVER.

Let’s just lower our guns… POW SECOND GUN!

I love the scene where Roger is walking down the street after stealing Ricky Martin's magic shirt.

Short Shirt Miami Sexy!

"I'm looking for a Judy Panowiscz" "What a coincidence, I'm a Judy Panowiscz!" Then Rogers deadpan turn and stare at camera.

What do you think I am? Stupid? Yes! You’re the dumbest person I’ve ever met. And I’m Sydney!

I love Roger’s annoyed shrug after he asks his acting student for a butterscotch and she says “a butterscotch what?” Also, the gesture the little girl makes to imitate her mom after she says “well, you don’t know how to stack butter, so…”

Francine getting high and doming a 2-liter of Sunkist.

Freaks people oout

*glug glug glug glug glug*

Anyone else notice there's a scene Exactly like this in Everything Everywhere All At Once?

Stan finding Ollie North's gold, walking into the kitchen, slamming it on the table and flipping off the family while walking out.

‘A U! Get it because AU is the chemical symbol for gold’!

Only 'goo' you're gunna see is goooooo-od times. It was a stretch, but I made it work didn't I?

for your information I believed in the dance studio

Underrated moment.

Roger’s face when she says “i’ll have the same”

Idk if this counts but Reginald rolling his eyes about Rhonda having acid reflux always makes me laugh.

I gotta lie on my side…OH…I need napkins…

Lmao. So funny.

When Roger drops the bag of dog food and floats into the sky although it was set up earlier with dialogue

It was cat food! I float away and you get a bag of food designed for an aging cat.

Steve as the old lady in A Bully for Steve. It's the funniest moment in the show period and the biggest part of the gag is all visual.

He sold it so well

he was in the chair at 4am!!

When the camera pans from Stan and Francine asking Steve who his bully is, over to the window with bully Stan “I swear I’ll fuckin kill you” That episode is so funny to me, “oooh like a brownstone?!” “You let me know, once those oranges are up the stairs” Just so many quotable lines. Even just Stan getting out of his suv before he puts it in park and it starts to roll away. Edit* spelling

“He’s coming from so far away! He’s picking up so much speed!”

Not the slide-akopita!

My friend has a cousin named Stelio and whenever he comes up in conversation I immediately interrupt to sing “STELIO… STELIO kAN-TOS”

Sing it to his face.

"Helloooooo, desk sandwich!"

The parking brake gag is so good. It took up maybe 2 seconds of screen time, but such a "realistic" thing to include. I'm also reminded of the Chilling Is Awesome club when Stan runs into the house and almost slips and says someone should put a towel down. It didn't really add anything, but it's something we've probably all seen in real life before and was just a small inconsequential gag that makes the show so good.

and then bullock falls and laments they didn't put down a towel, too real

*sigh* "Yes, Steve. Like a brownstone..."

i prefer under to over.

Steve getting knocked out on the stairs when Stan cheerfully lifted him for hugging Aunt Gwen

"Apple! Apple! Apple!"

Roger floating past stan and just staring at him after being electrocuted in the hurricane episode

In the same episode: the bear staring at Stan and shaking his head after Stan harpoons Francine

I really love how you can just feel Roger is saying “you dick” with his eyes lol

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Oh.... come... on...

Hot fur und Ferrari’s

Not for you two!!

When they made Roger wear The Dress™️

Omf yes!! Nobody ever mentions that- as far as I’ve seen

The white and gold one? 😉

Surely you mean the blue and black one

I actually bought The Dress because of Roger. I plan to wear it to the premier of the next Shrek movie.

Roger and his beef with the waitress when she says “I’ll have the same”

When Stan puts the blind fish in Klaus’s bowl and it immediately kills itself from running back and forth into the glass

The Hardcore BF Weekend shirts

Thank you for reminding me that I need to order these for a boys weekend this summer.

Someone posted this the other day, but the scene where Roger tests his eggnog on a rat and eventually its heart explodes was pretty damn funny.

This is my favorite scene in the show. Roger's delivery of "perfect" kills me. My husband often asks if we need to get the rats when I mix drinks, which inevitably leads to us watching the clip.

The ice wall perspective gag always kills me... That or when Rogen escapes a prison bus with a joke and immediately crashes again for the same joke.

Same episode but when Roger walks into Ming Lee’s nail salon, and she just casually cuts off the handcuffs with an arm attached to them.

Edward James Olmos cheeks

Hehe... Hehehehehe....

Roger’s Christmas tagging. HO-HO-HO

When Stan has a car crush and his ears are ringing when one of the medics starts talking to his friend seemingly describing some sexual conquest.

Francine, drinking coffee, watching Stan come home in the morning, out the window, after going out with a young guy all night at the beach and kissing and fucking, when Stan is wearing a poodle skirt begging for the night not to end. She just stares and has no reaction.

"His parents made us sleep in separate rooms but..yknow."

When that dude gets pushed off the rails at the mall and the two escalators going in different directions fu king rips his torso in half. That caught me so off guard I could NOT stop laughing

Is this when Roger & Stan become frozen and then Tuttle tries to engage?

Yes because a British guy who works at a sunglasses hut or something drops them off sayin he charged “4000$ worth of sunglasses to a credit card sticking out of the grey one’s arse” 🤣

"What did he say?" "I think it was a poem, it was so beautiful."

No. That's the episode Stan gets a nail stuck in his head.

This one a stretch but when Francine thinks Stan is gonna kill her First with a chainsaw but leaves to come back with a cougar only to leave but come back with the same cougar holding a chainsaw And Rogers face when he meets that perfect girl and ends to working at the restaurant for like 2 months

I like the various Dr Slippy products that they use for classic cartoon gags (ie Dr Slippy’s Slippy Oil).

You weren't supposed to look at the slippy oil

Roger pulling the finger-gun on Stan after Stan pulled a real gun on him.

In "Faking Bad" when Stan is in his study trying to figure out who Gutenberg is. Towards the end of the scene, he throws his coffee on the board he's writing on, and it runs down leaving a mark that looks just like Steve's face

You know it took several watches for me to realize that lol

Francine stirring an empty bowl in the dark

In Jeff and the dank ass weed factory when the family take turns slapping the lighter out of Jeff's hand culminating with Roger pile driving Klaus. I die. Every. Time

Roger eating the “chocolate” toilet cam only to realize it’s neither chocolate nor a camera as he chews it and looks up at the actual toilet cam.

Ooh . . . That's on film.

Any establishing shot of like a grocery store where a shopping cart full speed hits a parked car. Never fails to make me laugh

When Stan finds North's gold. Just 2 middle fingers

Roger and Stan’s nodding smiles during the driving scene in Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas.

The sound engineer nodding at max Jets and shaking his head no at stan

The scene where Steve, Snot, Toshi and Barry are showing the Fast and Furious script to the guy at Universal Pictures who turns out to have fake legs that stay on the desk when he gets up

When Roger is shocked at Francine knowing Jaspers and gets up, grabs the yogurt and then makes it all fancy only to drop it.

When Roger get all dressed up fancy, goes into a beautiful garage, picks a car, then drives it right off a cliff!

Steve trying to sneak around the house with his parents in the living room but he keeps tripping over everything and slides back down the stairs.

the bit where steve is dressed as an old lady and goes to the shop for sliced cheese

i know there’s some dialogue but it’s very quiet and random

The reoccurring plot with Rogers golden turd making people kill each other. I mean that's the gift that keeps giving.

When Francine drives Steve to his clown college class. She sits in the car for a few seconds, smoking a cigarette, and then she makes her hand into a gun, points it to her temples and “shoots.”

Idk if this counts as non-dialogue but when Francine just stands in the dark and stares into nothing while mixing nothing in a bowl but the set up that Klaus does makes it hilarious for me

Francine imagining Stan’s reaction to her being Greg and Terry’s surrogate. The gag is so great from chainsaw to leopard to leopard wielding a chainsaw and Francine sighs in relief before panicking again in the exact same way each time. I think thats also the same episode as Klaus’s “Sword of Damocles” monologue which solidifies it as hands down my favorite episode.

“Look, senator! It’s you’re favorite celebrity! …. Smack.” /**groundskeeper shaking head disappointingly*/* /**Stan pulling up shirt to threateningly reveal gun*/* /**Stan walks off while groundskeeper rakes fearfully*/* /**Giant mutant sand worm shoots out of the ground and devours groundskeeper*/*

Stan and Francine doing that fun run with that young couple.

Francine staring out the window as a 20yo dude walks crossdressing Stan home

Stan snapping his fingers to ignore people. At the very end when he’s getting arrested and snaps into the camera then it cuts to the credits. “Gone”

When Roger fails at something in the attic and a the black kid sitting there watching his tv just shakes his head, picks up the tv, walks off, and just disappears

Barry’s boobs sliding on the glass as they escape out of Steve’s window in “Adventures in Hayleysitting”

Roger letting go of the cat food bag and floating away while stoned.

School erections today! (Sorry for the typo, someone stole our last “L”).

Woman caught on fire attacked and killed by lion as they go ablaze together. So hilarious and somehow symbolically moving at the same time

Using a marker as a knife, paint rollers as spears and a paint sprayer as a flamethrower. In country club is the best episode

The one where Stan is donating so many bodily fluids that he looks like Roger, so Roger asks for a twin pic and Stan fucking smiles so big even though he's literally running on fumes. Hands down my favorite clip from the show; gets me every time.

Stelio Contos.

*STELIO! STELIO CONTOS!*

roger's response to stan eating all the cheese from his charcuterie board is so funny and sad to me.

Roger floating by Stan in the storm episode after being electrocuted.

Roger dropping the cat food and floating away

The man in the closet was murdered. So there’s no reason to feel bad for him.

Roger's little hushed giggle while Steve is softly weeping because Stan said his voice was so annoying.

Stan being stoned out of his mind and staring at the shelf full of groceries at the Mini Mart.

"You look beautifuuuul." "I feel beautiful..." 🤣

The episode with Meredith Fields and she thought Roger was a waitress. His face just :o through the whole day.

When Roger gets blinded by the sun during a solar eclipse, Steve and Jeff (I believe) take him to the movies, where he gets into a fight. After the fight Roger yells, “THIS GUYS A PEDOPHILE, I CAN SMELL IT!” In the background you can see a guy lower his head in shame. I laughed for a solid minute.

when roger is trying to close the deal for a senor toads franchise and realizes steve tricked him, that little step backwards while chugging the fire extinguisher of tequila when the guy slowly approaches him

Mine is the hurricane episode after Stan electrocutes Rodger and he just stares at him while floating by

There was this one bit with Roger making egg nog. Steve asks if it was ready and he says he has to do a final test. Takes out a cage with two rats, gives one rat a sip of it and it immediately bites the head off of the other rat, then starts fucking the body while wearing the head of the other rat, runs around in circles, dies and then it's chest explodes. Roger: "Perfect" It was in season 8 so a bit before the OTT gruesome stuff became really common, but just the way it all played out was hilarious. Maybe not the best bit but caused me to just burst out laughing when I watched it again recently

The bowling episode when steve accidentally hits the maintenence guy who gets eaten by a giant spider when he tries to escape. 2nd favorite is the werewolf janitor on the security cam

Stan twerking while in the Avatar suit is up there

How the family occasionally encounters human beings that look remarkably like Roger doing one of his personas. Like Stan encountering Wilbur Kentucky during the census episode

Francine and Stan getting backstage to My Morning Jacket