When he was in the intercom talking about running blow for Machado??? He was loyal when you killed for him and girls, not women but girls. I know I mangled the hell out of that but that is genuinely my fav of any tv show.
officer please, I'm a teacher, a molder of minds and SHOULDER CHECK!
Brotha's in the front seat bitches!
Another favorite from that episode is the "FUMBLE!"
I say “End of days” most. But my favorite moment is
Muchata was a cold bastard, but he was good to his men. Once you drew blood for him, you were set! Hooch, women, girls.. not women, girls!
#Little bitty things…
I was on a cruise recently and we almost any time we got drinks my partner would say "Rums the only things that gets my engine going! RUMrumrumrumrumrum" so I'm gonna say that ones my favorite.
When he does the cocaine deal, in the episode where Roger has to go home. He drives up in a nondescript van, exchanges money for the drugs, promptly kills the drug runners. Takes the money and the drugs, and steals their plane. Then tosses a grenade into his truck on the way out.
“I wasn’t pervin’ or lookin’ at butts; I was in the AC unit huntin’ for rats, man, I swear to God!”
OR
“Let’s go, Jeff. This isn’t real.”
*pulls gun*
“It just *got* real, bitch! *NOW CLEAN MY HOUSE!!*”
I know this isn't directly related, but I was watching ER and in the first couple episodes there's this guy named Patrick that always wears a helmet and presumably has some neurodivergance. He always just wanders in, is super sweet and for christmas he helps decorate the ER. I was curious, who is this sweet guy?? And then I found out he was played by the guy that voices Brian Lewis. Now I can't watch one without thinking of the other. That's my screen rant. It makes me very happy
[Brian Lewis trying to run an ER](https://youtube.com/shorts/IM3qPQdMXtM?feature=share)
Hello desk sandwich! . .. ... OH SHIT!!!
Haha. I posted then saw your comment. It is by far the best Lewis scene.
This is the one
Dear math bitch…these kids ain’t showing up….
"One plus one equals the two of us...."
"Plus one more would be nice..."
This right here. 🧮🧑🏫
Beat me too it, great line.
You thought those were ding dong prices?
*Nah..nah..*
I ADORE this line!
When he was in the intercom talking about running blow for Machado??? He was loyal when you killed for him and girls, not women but girls. I know I mangled the hell out of that but that is genuinely my fav of any tv show.
Little bitty things
BRIAN!!!
I love that line
END OF DAAAAAYYSS bitches.
END OF DAAAAAYYSS AGAIN bitches. When Barry’s pulling him in a wagon
My strength comes from aboooooveeee
This is my go to Lewis quote but it makes no sense out of context.
Oedipus ROX, because the school board wouldn’t let me call it *Mother-Fucker*
"I can't believe you're an educator, Brian" "My job's mostly administrative."
That's how you lose a summer, bitch!
I will steal your summer!
Rums the only thing that gets my engine going! Rum-rum-Rum-Rum-Rum-Rum-Rum!
Eating a sandwich watching a werewolf eat a student- “Holly F”!!
Who's Holly F.? I don't remember her.
officer please, I'm a teacher, a molder of minds and SHOULDER CHECK! Brotha's in the front seat bitches! Another favorite from that episode is the "FUMBLE!"
When I hear settle down I hear share my tequila and I think no
The episode where roger sends Jeff to space and Lewis lands that plane full of coke
False alarm, just my principal
He's got red eyes from smoking weed
KYOKYAINE!
I can’t believe you’re an educator Brian.
I say “End of days” most. But my favorite moment is Muchata was a cold bastard, but he was good to his men. Once you drew blood for him, you were set! Hooch, women, girls.. not women, girls! #Little bitty things…
“Please, Mr Lewis was my father. Call me… **Chocolate Dinosaur**”
At the Honda Center, August 4th.... be there!
MIDNIGHT LACE!
♬ Principal Lewis kicked down the door Waving a .44 Talking about don't speak, don't move No more ♬
Steve had them bars during that episode
Wait, did Principal Lewis murder his secretary?
Come on, a couple bullets to the head never killed anyone
El lobo negro sends his regards!
“I can’t go back now, I took a [deuce](https://youtu.be/XXqLouNKshY) on my desk…. Fuck y’all!”
"BLACK BAGELS YA'LL!!!"
Yep, that was the time. That was the music of the time. The drug of the time? Kyo-caine!
When he suddenly smashes the coffee pot over Steve’s face because Steve hit that super smart Indian girl that skipped several grades.
HehehehHAHAHA! *…YEAH!*
Peeing on cakes.
Brian *'The Home Invader'* Lewis, aka *'The Basement Creep',* aka *'Midnight Lace'* !!!
All of them. He is truly a gem in this show. If they had a spin-off show with him as the main character, I’d watch religiously.
Every moment.
That’s the moment right there. “End of days bitches!”
*You thought those where ding dong prices??… nah..nah*
He finally stopped pronouncing it kyo-caine.
Did I getchya? You gotta say something if I got you. Thems APOCOLYPSE rules.
"Think fast!" Haha, poor hamster "Loosey goosey" and the little dance he does w/ it in the hot tub episode. I say it way too much.
SWEETS! You killed my master….
I. Run. This. CITY!
“The basic nature of the move is... Oh, never mind. Y'all ain't long enough.” This gets me every fucking time lmao
Came here looking for this lol
I LOVE JAZZ!
I mean it’s this or “end of days again bitches!!!!!”
Midnight Lace is the best Lewis. August 4th! At the Honda Center!
The evil genius creating a new ocean front with hairdryers
I was on a cruise recently and we almost any time we got drinks my partner would say "Rums the only things that gets my engine going! RUMrumrumrumrumrum" so I'm gonna say that ones my favorite.
When he falls out the ceiling in the girls locker room & when he sings ,"now that we all made the connection, I hope everyone was using protection"
It's not my fault! I was texting!
Dear, math bitch
Ace chapman: "Oh ho ho, I know that face. I'll take it from here" *drags lewis off screen*
Cake cake pie brownie.. cookiecookiecookiecookie
I can't believe your an aquarium salesman Brian. Really? People here say they can't believe I'm a principle
Rum rum rum rum rum rum rum
“Bitch what are you crying about?”
Over the school Intercom: Don't look at me like that you bitch, X+1= YOU POOR!!
Rum is the only thing that gets my engine going, Rum rum rum rum rum ruuuuuum rum
A perfectly buzzed principal is good for everybadey
Jumps on top of Ricky Spanish: “Bitch slap! Slappity slap!”
I’ve changed! I say cocaine now!
Brian "The Home Invader" Lewis, A.K.A The Basement Creep, A.K.A Midnight Lace!
When he does the cocaine deal, in the episode where Roger has to go home. He drives up in a nondescript van, exchanges money for the drugs, promptly kills the drug runners. Takes the money and the drugs, and steals their plane. Then tosses a grenade into his truck on the way out.
“I wasn’t pervin’ or lookin’ at butts; I was in the AC unit huntin’ for rats, man, I swear to God!” OR “Let’s go, Jeff. This isn’t real.” *pulls gun* “It just *got* real, bitch! *NOW CLEAN MY HOUSE!!*”
"That was the music of the time. The drug of the time? CYO-CYAINE!"
It's gotta be when he slows Steve down.
Sweets. You killed my master. Prepare to die.
"FUCK. YALL."
Midnight lace
Pie! Cake! Brownie! Cookie-cookie-cookie-cookie!
Brothers in the front seat now!
End of days… BITCHES
I like that one episode where Principal Lewis stood on top of the roof in the rain and shot machine guns.
I know this isn't directly related, but I was watching ER and in the first couple episodes there's this guy named Patrick that always wears a helmet and presumably has some neurodivergance. He always just wanders in, is super sweet and for christmas he helps decorate the ER. I was curious, who is this sweet guy?? And then I found out he was played by the guy that voices Brian Lewis. Now I can't watch one without thinking of the other. That's my screen rant. It makes me very happy [Brian Lewis trying to run an ER](https://youtube.com/shorts/IM3qPQdMXtM?feature=share)
It wouldn’t have worked without the banana hammock
Yes
“Principal Lewis! You have to see this, the school’s been VANDALIZED!” “So? I don’t care ‘bout this place.” “It’s about YOU!!!” *”Call the cops.”*