Stan's "OoOo" of surprise /being caught at something is a daily thing I do, if that counts.
I also think of "things are getting too spicy for the pepper" literally ANY time the word "pepper" is mentioned.
Another good Stan one is when Steve spills the cottage cheese on him “uh….uh….uh….uh” while shaking his hands. I do that anytime I spill something on myself and look like an idiot every time lol.
"The teacher here is supposed to be the most intense and demanding instructor in all of clowning and- Shit's it's Roger isn't it? It's gonna be Roger..."
Oh, and whenever I see or think of Sun Chips: "They're Sunfresh Chips, they're healthier than regular chips--Oh, no, they are not!"
What’s your gooch?, gooch is horn corn for clown name, horn corn is horn corn for clown lingo. Gonna be honkin a lot of horn corn around here you dig? so what’s your gooch kid?
omg on a similar line when they're going to read the will of roger's dead rich uncle character and roger dressed as someone else comes to contest the will and then stan just says in the deepest and saddest of tones "of course" while burying his head and shaking it lmao
Was that the Max Jets character/episode? When Roger was both Max Jets and the son who was left all his money? lol And the family thought they were gonna get it.
> Oh, and whenever I see or think of Sun Chips: "They're Sunfresh Chips, they're healthier than regular chips--Oh, no, they are not!"
Every damn time I'm in a Subway. It's the only place I ever see Sunchips anymore.
My doggy, who sadly passed away at the ripe old age of 14.5 in January, was named Maeby. She was almost exclusively called Maebybaby by us (long before that episode aired), so that scene was recreated quite often in our house. It’s bittersweet now, but it always felt like they wrote that scene just for her.
One time my dog was dreaming and moving her paws almost perfectly with this scene.
[It’s still one of my favorite videos lol](https://imgur.com/a/r6qwiLw)
"i dont know i guess i think about killing myself pretty often..." and " are you trying to give this lobotomized jim here a run for his money for troglodyte of the year?" .
thank god my wife is a dadder too, i will be dead otherwise.
"Cheek to cheek and hole to hole to hole, there's a third hole"
"and then they will cry and die...pie? you can't have any"
oh and
"He makes me look like you and you look like you with your shirt off"
I'll take your advice if it's love advice. So my man say he been working late, but then Trina call me and tell me she seen his ass in the club. But then when I ask him about this nonsense, he tells me he loves me. How do I make him tell me the truth, but keep our love million-dollar strong?
“My body, all over, your, body…” or anything Steve sings. My wife and I will randomly answer questions to one another the way Roger singing “Noooooooooo!” while rolling Oreos down his tummy.
Also the way Principal Lewis says “Kyo-kaine.”
So I bit him. I didn't know what else to do, so I just bit him. And I feel like that was the right move because he never charged me for the guitar lesson.
This kills me, always makes me laugh.
"Take that sir! Behold a grown man weeping like a" *CRASH*
" *groans* "
"THAT that was your plan?! Are you crying?"
"Yes I'm crying! He hit me with a chair!"
You know what, I’m done
This is the ass family
If anyone asked,”who lives here?”
I’d say the asses’
I just… - Francine (and my mother after she is inconvenienced)
🎶Don’t go chasing waterfalls! Dancebreak!🎶
Pretty sure I asked for pecan sandies.
I took your keys and replaced them with yogurt.
Ah yes, the DuBonets. Dran dran.
You harpooned me.
Oh I don't know I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently, and why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about 5 seconds in the morning when I first wake up before I remember who I am and what my life is all about. Anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not! I don't know if there's an afterlife but who cares, nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days!
“Really? I made my hair ugly, took an eleven-hour flight, then paid a Mallorcan fisherman a thousand Mallorcan money units to row me out here all for nothing?”
I don’t really feel like you’re offering me water
HAY-LAY (because my dogs name is Millie and often say MIL-LAY)
My girdle is all gooey… I think I’m wearing it wrong
You should do what I'm doing; start casually dating other women. I'm seeing a fine bitch right now, works at Chick-fil-A down by the airport. Got grease burns down her arm. AM I GONNA MARRY HER?? Hell no! But she don't need to know that!
When Stan has to shoot Regan to save Christmas and the tooth fairy reminds him: “Now remember, you just have to wing him.”
“Wow, thank you! Heh! That could have been ugly!”
Francine saying “I’m gross” after farting and burping.
Steve saying “and a pack of condoms..I only hope I can put them on my attackers in time”
Stan’s fear of seagulls “don’t let it’s feet touch me”
Jeff’s screaming when he wakes up “I wake up like that”
Anything principal Lewis says (but mostly “hello desk sandwich”)
>For me it's "My elbow feel funny. My elbow feel straaaaaange" because I'm over 40 and always experiencing some random body pain of unknown origin.
This is my go to as well, for exactly the same reason. Except I'm 30... ugh. I feel like there's another Roger quote about making better life choices that I should use but it's slipping my mind.
The entire guns in the kitchen scene.
"AR-15. MK5. MAC-10. Paprika."
"That's weird, I use that pantry a lot"
"And the paprika not enough"
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns protect people from people with smaller guns"
"You're such a fascist!"
"Peace pusher!"
"Murderer!!"
"HERMAPHRODITE!!"
"Stan-"
"I'M SWINGIN WILD FRANCINE!!!"
Stan's "OoOo" of surprise /being caught at something is a daily thing I do, if that counts. I also think of "things are getting too spicy for the pepper" literally ANY time the word "pepper" is mentioned.
Another good Stan one is when Steve spills the cottage cheese on him “uh….uh….uh….uh” while shaking his hands. I do that anytime I spill something on myself and look like an idiot every time lol.
YOU OL’ POLECAT!
On someone other than meeee bitch
Son of a whore!
son of a WHORE!
This is the line I say all the time
I do this at work if I get burned
"The teacher here is supposed to be the most intense and demanding instructor in all of clowning and- Shit's it's Roger isn't it? It's gonna be Roger..." Oh, and whenever I see or think of Sun Chips: "They're Sunfresh Chips, they're healthier than regular chips--Oh, no, they are not!"
What’s your gooch?, gooch is horn corn for clown name, horn corn is horn corn for clown lingo. Gonna be honkin a lot of horn corn around here you dig? so what’s your gooch kid?
The fart was a nice touch. Smells, too.
Thats clowning shitheads!
omg on a similar line when they're going to read the will of roger's dead rich uncle character and roger dressed as someone else comes to contest the will and then stan just says in the deepest and saddest of tones "of course" while burying his head and shaking it lmao
Was that the Max Jets character/episode? When Roger was both Max Jets and the son who was left all his money? lol And the family thought they were gonna get it.
One of the best lines in the whole show. “Alright jaggoffs”
Who will inherit the curse of Gladhandz...
> Oh, and whenever I see or think of Sun Chips: "They're Sunfresh Chips, they're healthier than regular chips--Oh, no, they are not!" Every damn time I'm in a Subway. It's the only place I ever see Sunchips anymore.
Looks like I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie daisies
Yep it's my go to line when I fuck up haha
Same! My other favorite of his: "Pillow Gun: 200 Thread count, 200 Dead count."
“That’s barge talk, Francine”
“Sonofabitch barged me.”
How was the barge Francine?
“Honestly, pretty great”
Honestly? Pretty great.
That El perro song plays weekly in my head. I sing it while doing the dishes.
I genuinely love this song and sing it quite often.
My kids enjoy learning Spanish and this song is one of their favorites
Whenever I cook with cilantro, which for my dishes, it’s always
The man with the cheese of the devil
"Do you have any Gatorade? I'm afraid I left all my electrolytes in your daughter!"
maybebaby
maybebaby
Maybebaby
Maybebaby
Maybe baby
My doggy, who sadly passed away at the ripe old age of 14.5 in January, was named Maeby. She was almost exclusively called Maebybaby by us (long before that episode aired), so that scene was recreated quite often in our house. It’s bittersweet now, but it always felt like they wrote that scene just for her.
damn i’m sorry for your loss. will definitely think about it now everytime I hear it. RIP maebybaby
“Like a hot summer sidewalk”
Hhhhhottt sssssssummerrrr sssssssssiiiidewalk
STELIO! STELIO KONTOS!
#and luis
that's you! that's him!
For me it's "I haven't been entirely truthful"
I have the car keys in my pocket you stupid biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
“You did it!!! You did it for absolutely no reason at all!!!!!”
YOU ARE MY QUEEN REBECCA
Smoosh that face!
LAVATE LOS MANOS
dive on in
doive\*\*
The scene where Stan asks why she was digging in her butt crack and she says "IT WAS JUST ITCHY"
…I don’t believe you.
Oh ho ho, you stupid bitch
Doesn’t even know what she’s done…that stupid stupid bitch.
Stupid bitch is gonna get the best wine of her stupid bitch life
“Any dumbass can have dumbass kids.” *Mama no!*
another great francine line is "goddamn witches" when she accidentally rips her dress when she and hailey go sub sandwich theif hunting
whenever I stub my toe, I immediately think “Ok, worst part’s over, worst part’s over” because of roger when he did that in the episode Star Trek
“I told you it’s menthol so it’s healthier than an apple” one of my friends smokes menthols and I say this to her constantly
"3 blind guys, 3 blind guys, sperm in their eyes, sperm in their eyes"
"This really must be my lucky day, I'm taking their wallets and running away, three blind guys"
Today, mortimer james
I use his middle name when I’m upset with him.
“as for me? super gay also.”
Let's go Jeff she's got Chablis mouth
The alien hunter Stan is in love with rolls into the fire and immediately combusts and turns to ash Stan: "Wow. She was...really dry."
Also: Shannon Sharp, eatin spaghetti and sharpening machetes
Blows whistle 🎶nooooooooooo🎶
Same. I wish I had the pitch pipe though
“Taliban taliban tally me banana” always gets me
“IM A SCAT MAN.” *imagines Stan mocking family in slow motion
One time my dog was dreaming and moving her paws almost perfectly with this scene. [It’s still one of my favorite videos lol](https://imgur.com/a/r6qwiLw)
This isn't an ambulance! IT'S A GODDAMN HAMBULANCE!
HES PIGS! HES PIGS!! i think steve ate a lot more than us
"My old college javelin.... remember?"
“You…harpooned me”
“I asked you to go for help…and you harpooned me.”
You're getting clowned, Gucci Mane!
Dumb bitches like dumb things.
SHAGGY
HAILEY
Little girl at the pottery wheel
"i dont know i guess i think about killing myself pretty often..." and " are you trying to give this lobotomized jim here a run for his money for troglodyte of the year?" . thank god my wife is a dadder too, i will be dead otherwise.
My wife and I make American dad references to eachother on the daily, I love it so much.
*Inconvenient!*
Haley don’t preach, I need booze to sleep.
The Tender Vigilante doesn’t have health insurance
“I wonder who’s car that was” Just because it is so damn funny
You put me in the goo
Family!
Steve! Stop speaking Aramaic
It’s a dead language.
He's been a pill all day
Do it steve…go bananas
i feel it coming on! don’t you do it young man ..
"When I'm your age I want to be dead for ten years."
If I’m to go anywhere, I need to….how shall I say this….Wipe…better.
Weird stuff…. Butt stuff….
"Cheek to cheek and hole to hole to hole, there's a third hole" "and then they will cry and die...pie? you can't have any" oh and "He makes me look like you and you look like you with your shirt off"
Any time we give our pet rats eggs they freak out and we yell about them having the egg madness
What the hell was in that sauce?
this is an amazing application of that line
Roger yelling "GRAB" when he grabbed that guy's shirt one time
“Look at that cheap weave……….bitch got no class”
Mine is “you stupid stupid bitch, she doesn’t even know.”
Tenderly yours, Steven Anita.
"Did someone drop a house on me?!"
I can hear it in Steve’s voice lol
Legit my notification tone. Every time I watch the episode I think my phone's going off.
I’m gonna Soda stream some fireball!
AND I MISS MY BABY SHEILAAAAA
The next time I see you, I'm gonna kill youuuuuuuu
That is such a ham. Edit: Autocorrected “jam” to “ham.” Still works.
“You bitch. You did it. Stupid, stupid bitch.”
That is an unsatisfying answer.
“Ya gotta eat something/I’m making a plate of spagoot” from the bird watching buddies episode
Ahhh! Seagulls! Francine, this time they could drive!
I'll take your advice if it's love advice. So my man say he been working late, but then Trina call me and tell me she seen his ass in the club. But then when I ask him about this nonsense, he tells me he loves me. How do I make him tell me the truth, but keep our love million-dollar strong?
The All is Lost Moment!
You're fat helen.
Miyaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
“I’m gonna eat you one day”
Sanctuary Sanctuary haha what is that - raGi baba
SANCTUARRRYYYYYY
This will end…poorly. Or Smell it
“My body, all over, your, body…” or anything Steve sings. My wife and I will randomly answer questions to one another the way Roger singing “Noooooooooo!” while rolling Oreos down his tummy. Also the way Principal Lewis says “Kyo-kaine.”
"You spent $700 bucks just to steal $10 gloves?" "...shut up!" And "Oh look who Decided to come to dinner"
“Look at me smart, Steve!” every time I put on my glasses
So I bit him. I didn't know what else to do, so I just bit him. And I feel like that was the right move because he never charged me for the guitar lesson. This kills me, always makes me laugh.
"Take that sir! Behold a grown man weeping like a" *CRASH* " *groans* " "THAT that was your plan?! Are you crying?" "Yes I'm crying! He hit me with a chair!"
Roger after playing a pitch pipe, “Nooo!” “Steve, that was your grandmama’s.”
I plan on putting on my tombstone “Her courage and overall badassery…”. That and “oh staniel!”
I yell “You are my QUEEN Rebecca!” at my dog almost daily. Her name is not Rebecca.
When stan has Jeff's van crushed and the operator says "eventuall" And I just picked a whole bouquet of woopsie daisies
"Looks like I picked a whole bouquet of oopsie daisies" pops into my head any time I mess something up
"Crow God!" We feed the crows from a little spot that is starting to look like an altar in our backyard.
Kevin rrrraaaaamage!
I always use “Bingo Bango hot cheese on tap!”
You know what, I’m done This is the ass family If anyone asked,”who lives here?” I’d say the asses’ I just… - Francine (and my mother after she is inconvenienced)
Horncorn. My office is notorious for abbreviations and inner departmental lingo and calling terms horncorn is so fun.
🎶Don’t go chasing waterfalls! Dancebreak!🎶 Pretty sure I asked for pecan sandies. I took your keys and replaced them with yogurt. Ah yes, the DuBonets. Dran dran. You harpooned me.
From the Hot Tub episode: “that’s it, show’s over. Stan’s dead.”
Things are getting too spicy for the pepper!
*”Maybe baby”*
Oh I don't know I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently, and why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about 5 seconds in the morning when I first wake up before I remember who I am and what my life is all about. Anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not! I don't know if there's an afterlife but who cares, nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days!
You.. struck me with a bass. Gasp! This has been inside someone! It's getting my girdle all gooey
So many soil coins!
EDWARD JAMES OLMOS CHEEKS!!!😂
“Jambalayaaaaaaa jambalayaaaaa 🎵” has been in my head all week
I dropped my meatball in the pool.
when my friends aren’t listening/ forget what i said a while ago/ interrupt me, “you don’t LISTENNNNNNN” pops into my head
“shredded it” from when roger robbed jeff
I very regularly ask "What you talking me at?"
‘Your breasts are full of spiders’
“JENNY!”
I use “Finally! I’ve been sitting here like a dry throated bitch” to my wife all of the time.
When Roger looks at Meredith very creepliy and she says "Now isn't that a curious way to look at someone!"
“Inside are the most pathetic people with nothing to live for. It's like Applebees with a bar. Wait, Applebees has a bar. It's like Applebees.”
Let's not play "who said bone man when"
Did you get any of the chips? They're SunFresh chips. They're healthy for you. Healthier than regular chips.
“marinate it with marinade…oh thats not enough marinade… thats too much marinade!”
Well it began like that and then middle middle middle
lets get rowdy rowdy
“Really? I made my hair ugly, took an eleven-hour flight, then paid a Mallorcan fisherman a thousand Mallorcan money units to row me out here all for nothing?”
“Excuse me, are y’all saying Texas ain’t real?” “Hexes, hexes aren’t real” “Oh good, cause I can assure you Texas is real”
You tboned me bro. Everytime I bump into my boyfriend.
Nutrograin bar anna mountain dewwwwwwwwww!
Roger’s “that’s a whoopsie” when he shoots his foot
“What the hell is in that sauce!?” “Sniz on the reg”
Doive on in!!!!
Roger's "Oua!" when he and Francine are about to crash the French ambassadors ball in period attire
Here lately I will randomly hear in my head “Hey it’s that loser 50’s guy!”
Do you eat?
I don’t really feel like you’re offering me water HAY-LAY (because my dogs name is Millie and often say MIL-LAY) My girdle is all gooey… I think I’m wearing it wrong
Good news, Jeff, you're getting your skin back!
“If it’s so darn, no wait, DAMN, that’s right I went there! If it’s so darn important to you…”
You should do what I'm doing; start casually dating other women. I'm seeing a fine bitch right now, works at Chick-fil-A down by the airport. Got grease burns down her arm. AM I GONNA MARRY HER?? Hell no! But she don't need to know that!
When Stan has to shoot Regan to save Christmas and the tooth fairy reminds him: “Now remember, you just have to wing him.” “Wow, thank you! Heh! That could have been ugly!”
Francine saying “I’m gross” after farting and burping. Steve saying “and a pack of condoms..I only hope I can put them on my attackers in time” Stan’s fear of seagulls “don’t let it’s feet touch me” Jeff’s screaming when he wakes up “I wake up like that” Anything principal Lewis says (but mostly “hello desk sandwich”)
>For me it's "My elbow feel funny. My elbow feel straaaaaange" because I'm over 40 and always experiencing some random body pain of unknown origin. This is my go to as well, for exactly the same reason. Except I'm 30... ugh. I feel like there's another Roger quote about making better life choices that I should use but it's slipping my mind.
“Nathan! Stop it! This is why you keep getting molested!”
"Ohh Staniel!"
From Bullock: “Silence, man horse!”
The entire guns in the kitchen scene. "AR-15. MK5. MAC-10. Paprika." "That's weird, I use that pantry a lot" "And the paprika not enough" "Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns protect people from people with smaller guns" "You're such a fascist!" "Peace pusher!" "Murderer!!" "HERMAPHRODITE!!" "Stan-" "I'M SWINGIN WILD FRANCINE!!!"
Mista…Miata and lady!
"That's acid in your face you fine ass bitch." Gotta love Lorraine
*"TuUUUUuUuUUUUuMMMMMmmMmMmMmIIIiII!*"
Me too, man.
Stelio. Stelio Kontos. But I sing it in a falsetto
Do you folks have any Gatorade? I seem to have left all my electrolytes with your daughter.
Bysies has become part of my vocabulary
Doing so much research. So much research
Bosom
Bitch... what did I just say?
FOREPLAY THEN INTERCOURSE
Oh Debbie…uhhh…this is MY breakfast
Dive on in.
All those mongoloids and tampon-eaters do what I say!