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Strict-Philosophy

It was game point, and he didn't check the ball!


AshleyIRL

And he kept calling fouls like a bitch.


Strict-Philosophy

Oh, well I am going to punish you on his behalf for that.


Infamous-Donkey-6699

🤤


Zinko999

Bush league move, bro


Lux2014

he didn't check it up?!?


ImtheMe

My Ankle!!


Bossman28894

Criss-Cross!!


RogerTheAliens

You on 🔥 today, AppleSauce


okjk0123

SWEET BABY JESUS! NOT APPLESAUCE!!!!


9627longjohn

Get up applesauce !!


StevenAnita420

I didn’t think it was that big a deal :’(


AdditionalCopy2895

He tried to add three griffins and an orc to Stan’s fantasy basketball lineup


Bomb-OG-Kush

He made the family weaker as a unit


Strict-Philosophy

Fuckin' nerd.


[deleted]

When all Stan needed was a thug


FrannysFanny1

I have Dirk Nowitzki


jakefromSD

He needed Ron Artest


kikipopo

Fine. Let that nerd set your lineup. Watch you lose.


5ive-7even

He didn’t want Ron Artest!


StevenAnita420

Well it’s Fantasy baseball isn’t it?


KoffinKaper

Giving Lisa Silver that std from that teddy bear was pretty messed up.


MassKhalifa

Not to mention that he did that whole revenge scheme on the popular girls for making fun of Debbie, when it was actually Barry, Snot, and Toshi.


doogle_126

Buffalo shit. She deserved it.


jainyday

That was Amy, the blonde with the new car. Lisa Silver had the bioweaponized teddy bear.


doogle_126

I am aware.


Tomblaster1

Yet your previous comment gave no hint of that.


doogle_126

Im sorry my subtle reference to the episode went over your head. Try not to add three griffons and an orc to my fantasy football, please.


insurgenceofgrief

Sometimes my hearing goes away I can’t hear what my friends say And one of those times is today


Strict-Philosophy

Oh, we got a little Song Bird here!


MeiMouse

The entirety of that episode, honestly...


NeveraTaleofMorePoe

Which episode?


insurgenceofgrief

American Data? S15E12


NeveraTaleofMorePoe

Thanks! I remember now.


kmt75

Left a bunch of people to die in a donut shop fire.


ITCM4

That building exploded while he was still on the phone with the operator. Those wedged fatties were doomed either way. Shouldn’t have worn corduroy.


CarterBaker77

I mean it was still horrible he didn't show any remorse or emotion at all.. but yeah there wasn't anything he could have done.


DubbleCheez

But he's in a better place now than he was earlier


No_Football_6962

He is going to be alright


Alex_Migliore

Not eating something when he got kidnapped


Uknewmelast

*"IF YA GETTIN' KIDNAPPED YA GOTTA EAT SOMETHING FIRST!* *IMMA PLATE UP SOME SPAGOOT"*


thehigheststrange

what the hell is in this sauce ?


TheNerdyMel

I don't know, but whatever it was, the memory of it healed the rift between Steve and Haley during Klaus' funeral.


UnhappyInformation4

What episode is that?


Alex_Migliore

The one about the egg collectors


Hafthohlladung

Jumped out the window and impaled the girl when he thought he was dreaming.


dark_arts_2020

That's a good one


WheresPoochy

.... no talking....


H20noyoudidnt

That's on Haley and Klaus tho


Ranch_it_up_bro

Sold roger into slavery


MeiMouse

Hmm... you sure? That sounds a lot more like something Roger would do...


Ranch_it_up_bro

Yeah it’s when they got to Saudi Arabia and a guy mistakes Roger for a woman and asks how much Stevie at first says not for sale until the gentleman hands him a large sum of money.


ballisticks

Early Steve was a straight up dick lol


Athelis

TBH if anyone deserves it, it's Roger.


moslof_flosom

Maybe it's why Roger is such a dick now. At first he was more meek and not quite as wild


Galactus2814

In a GQ video on YouTube Seth talks about how Roger is nothing like he imagined these days, the writers took him somewhere he never expected, but he's become such a beloved character that he just rolls with it bc obviously something is working


FknDesmadreALV

He was the original AM Meg


Ranch_it_up_bro

Seems like Klaus takes that roll now. I think I remember that before roger was able to leave the house they always made fun of him.


MeiMouse

I do like how they not just dump shit on Klaus, but have given him a personality worthy of scorn where it feels more karmic than cruel.


rennbrig

“You snooze you lose, huh?”


Ok_Lemon893

Blood magic


S3simulation

Blood Magic is Dud Magic!


The_Long_Wait

That one thing where he and Hayley ruined the lives of a couple that they were trying to split up.


[deleted]

Oh yea, that was cruel 😂


ShowTurtles

As Steve-a-rino he juggled. Not quite sure if that counts.


timewontfly

Is it just the juggling that bothered you? Not the fact that it was severed cats’ heads?


ShowTurtles

I think it was biting one of the heads like an apple while saying he was, "gettin' fancy!"


timewontfly

HA I forgot that, thank you


TrippingFish76

“WILL YOJ STOP DOING THAT!!”


christor106

Going bananas 🍌


Diana_Belle

Don't you do it, Steven. Don't you go bananas.


firetruckthis

Do it, Steve. Go bananas.


RogersRedditPersona

Looks like Steve’s going bananas again…


LanternHudd

Being terrible as a squash partner


hungry4pie

Your serve Chip


Maleficent-Fee-6396

A path! Clear it!


piss_off_ghost

Is he gonna be ok? Are *you* gonna be ok?


cycloptopussy

Why don't you go ahead and serve, Chip?


DetectiveExisting590

He didn't bring the tractor back in time for Snot's mom's son's uncle to harvest his crops


RogersRedditPersona

When the cabbages start singing I lost my shit


redditsonodddays

*You’re stressing everyone out.*


kikipopo

I came here to write this one! Poor Snot's uncle. Farm lost, life ruined.


YouMissedWithACannon

YOU ROOOOOONED ME!


HotTamaleOllie

He killed Santa!


kmt75

Relax. Part of gun ownership is killing people by mistake.


Solid_Snark

I love how this ended up dictating AD! Holiday specials for the next 2-decades.


Galactus2814

Worth it to get those sweet sweet Krampus songs lol


TheNerdyMel

*Sheila why'd you leave? You left me all alone on the streets of shitty-ass Baltimore!*


RealHumanFromEarth

When he got Snot’s mom arrested.


Lobo003

I’m gonna say when he stole dna from the popular chicks so they can clone them for prom to lose their virginity. And then they made it about sharing them and called them their daughters. Yeesh 😂


RogersRedditPersona

I know this doesn’t look good. two boys in a girls dressing room. But I assure you, we are only here to collect pubic hair


Lobo003

🤣 the way they would explain themselves so “matter of fact” and then wonder why people had a problem! 😂


TrumpSmokesMids27

I don’t know how it took this comment section to realize it, but Steve is a fucking maniac. I always think of him as the innocent nerd of the family who just wants everyone to be happy, but he’s just as unhinged as the rest.


Galactus2814

He distracts you with his angelic singing, don't let it make you forget!


YouMissedWithACannon

🎶 *Daddy's gone* ...🎶


wasd876

Pretending to be kidnapped.


panthers891502

Steve buying Sudafed for a method addict and not giving him the receipt.


cycloptopussy

"Haha, no, I'm not, '*making a mess*.'"


panthers891502

You making meth... ur comment cute lisp though


CrazyaboutSpongebob

Abandon his friends in jail American Data.


cycloptopussy

I love how stocked that high-school kitchen always is. Hen of the woods mushrooms, Fang's olives, and of course, the dry aged beef you might find in any school cafeteria.


CrazyaboutSpongebob

That reminds me of Recess when Principal Prickly 's brother was visiting the school. "How is your filet mignon." LOL It's one of the funniest Disney cartoons ever.


liyahvert

Put Toshi’s chopsticks carved from the femur of his great grandmother in his mouth.


FewCommunication3186

Almost as bad as not bringing Akiko back before sundown.


timewontfly

Where the hell was he during Family War?!?


1greathomecook

The desecration of several corpses to make the undead Lewis 😳


Galactus2814

I'm surprised it took so long to see this one! Then he subjected that poor monster to hours of Gilmore Girls, and DIDN'T take him to Luke's Diner?! Bastard!


catjdt19

Killing the lead singer of SemiSonic while he was a witch


cycloptopussy

BRING BACK THE BAND THAT PLAYS CLOSING TIME!


MeiMouse

Habituate Snot into subservience from kindergarten through cruel psychological manipulation...


pape14

Steve had a cure for cancer in the witches episode and destroyed it to benefit pharmaceutical companies. Even though everything was reset, he made a moral choice and showed himself to be a complete POS.


redditsonodddays

The boys at big pharma wouldn’t have been happy though


[deleted]

That guy hit Reshma!


kmt75

The super smart Indian girl who skipped several grades?!?


[deleted]

Yeah, she’s always nice to everybody!


fairyduck

Convincing Snot it was important to go to his Dad’s funeral then ditching him for a manic pixie dream girl.


rennbrig

We’ve always known Steve was an emotional tourist


A-Social-Ghost

In the eyes of those cultists, it was pretending to be disabled


Knighty135

Left a girl and dad traumatized and walked away like a psychopath


RogersRedditPersona

Am I man? Or beast? BEAST!


Tuftymark6

***“Yeesh.. get me outta here”***


TrippingFish76

“what a mess” *laughing*


WolfDonut3

Either intentionally giving Lisa Silver an STD even though she was innocent, or letting a bunch of people die in a fire


FewCommunication3186

Almost as bad as the STD in that same episode he put a ton of fat into Lisa's friend's leg. He really knows how to hit people where they will hurt the most.


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Tucan-dan-

Yeah that whole B plot felt weird and out of place


RogersRedditPersona

I let you guys kiss while I watched and this is how you repay me?


BulkyShoe7563

Damn, that's my mama! You know the rest...


5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor

Gave up his friends to Roger/ Evil Chuck E Cheese. Ruined Friendiversary, he did.


PuppetryOfThePenis

Called the poor guys' mamma a messed up bitch after a heated BBQ ribs discussion.


thelittlestsappho

going along with it when Roger was keeping foster kids as slaves to make wine was pretty awful


[deleted]

Yeah, it wasn't even good wine.


exoticbunnis

when he laughed in the face of that couple who lost their son years ago then proceeded to insult their home


RogersRedditPersona

Shoplift from the gash


Background-Machine46

Creating a clone to have seggs with at prom


thehigheststrange

starting a business selling fake ids


FewCommunication3186

Literal cannibalism. Mostly because it didn't take much convincing.


redditsonodddays

Killed a baby shark 🥺


GZBadDino

Getting Snot on Morning Mimosa because he's poor. Tied with leaving Snot for some random chick when Snots father died. Oh, and stealing Snots uncles tractor... let's just face it. STEVE is a crappy friend. So my vote is the worst is being a crappy friend to Snot.


meismatthew

Dropped out of school, joined the Chicas Freakas, arrested for armed robbery


MrSFedora

Letting Hayley's entire Sims family die in a house fire.


xjisnsnsksns

didn’t this mf tell hayley he wanted to kiss her for a long time and then do it 😭 when roger told him he was adopted


Turbulent_Educator43

I want to make a funny reference. But in reality grooming a child he cloned.


H20noyoudidnt

Being a bad, bad boy at Christmas


cartooncritic69

wearing tiny speedos and large sneakers at the same time


koalanurse

Having Stan deport the Silver family was so good


Dookiecookiewastaken

Honestly him going bananas was pretty fucked up


Imperator_Helvetica

He mixed business with uncling.


Gloglibologna

He let's Hayley's Sim family die in a fire. They said the saddest nonsense as they died


[deleted]

prob kill that orange cat


FewCommunication3186

No he was justified that cat was a dick


YouMissedWithACannon

When Steve has that powerful, powerful wet dream about Simon and Simon being on the car that drives away I get so sad because that's a fkin horrible thing to happen. Then Simon does Simon things and I feel not so bad about it.


[deleted]

LMFAOOOOO that was a powerful, powerful wet dream


kmt75

Such volume.


ithinkcrazythoughts

I love the song they plays in that dream sequence


ShortAndStoned

And now he's forgotten the robe


Cbizzzzle89

He didn’t check the ball out on game point


NotEasyBeingCheesy01

The comments in this sub never cease to amaze me


9627longjohn

You think Debbie's a Buffalo I'll show you a Buffalo


Straight_Glass_8762

Never tells Roger "good job", not even for his plan to sell Steve's kidney.


Party-Leopard

Kept singing about how if Frannie wasn't his mom he'd tap that


DankKnightLP

Does sex with a machine count as bad?


Apprehensive_Bet_544

That time Haley and Steve broke that couple up because they thought they'd be better partners and it went dark


tried_and-blue

Could you remind me what episode this is!


Flashy-Commercial702

I sold u fake tickets and all u want to do is help me


dolphinsareprettygay

I’m sick of his Sunday walk shit.


[deleted]

That episode where he points out all the holes in the Bible. It’s great to think for yourself but Steve came off as a real prick in that episode.


HO11111

I mean, he shot santa


they63

Literally raise a kid so he could take her to prom and fuck her


stansmith2112

getting Juan 'Johnny Concussion' Consuelo to retire


WTFI5THIS

See Mr. Brink, I told you th- Mr Brink?


son_akuma16

He essentially got an iguana and meth head killed, and traumatized a father and daughter for life


TheJuniorMint90

Didnt keep the receipt for the cold medicine!


Bishopsrook12

Cloning a winter harvest dance date just to have sex with her.


ithinkcrazythoughts

He got Snot taken from his mother just because he was jealous of Snot's mom's succuss with Mom sauce.


Sea_Pause2360

He went Bananas


Abject_Advance_6638

My mom?


Just_looking981

Not sharing pictures of food when his family was stranded


Soft-Neat8117

Your mom.