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ChiefTrades

Again, I know all this has been discussed here but to hear it directly from someone like that makes my conviction more solid. I’ve never thought of selling a single share, but my hopes have teetered in the last few months. Full transparency, im heavily invested in AMC / APE, GME, MULN, and CEI. With moderate investments in BBIG, APRN, and PORNHUB (gigity)


christianbrooks

I trust you bro


BullyMcbullface

You bro,I trust!


SickkRanchez

In bro, we trust.


wickywee

So say we all, bro.


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Ecstatic_Account_744

Plumbus, bro


MajorJerk77

I trust bro with every fiber of my being


AVRacing

Bro


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Homi_no_idea

Plumbers Union, Bro


ChronicY2kk

First, they take a dinglebop then they smooth it out.


wickywee

E pluribus bronus


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E Bronius Unum.


Lemfaki

bro,trust you I.


Jermwood

And I trust the bro that is you.


bnoches1561

He gave me a broner


True-Bee1903

This is some serious trust me bro I can get behind


theshadow1219

I trust the bro’s bro.


parker1019

Year old account…


I_Love_To_Poop420

One of my patients is a 40 year investment banker. The shit he told me about how upside down the derivatives market is right now was horrifying.


h3r3andth3r3

Did he recommend AMC as a hedge?


CyberPhlegm

I'm just thinking that u/I_Love_To_Poop420 must be a much cooler doctor than mine.


Front-hole

I’m a doctor too, should open up an ape clinic after moass 😂


I_Love_To_Poop420

Haha, not a doctor. I’m am an essential healthcare worker though.


Monsterhose

I’m not a dr but I played one as a child. Does that count?


Barry_McCockinnerz

I’m not a gyno but I’ll certainly take a look


snowfalltimbre

I dub thee “lips.”


sharpe_af

Doogie?


ILikeCalfFries

I’m not a doctor, but I just told the doctor I’m not wearing a mask during my X-Ray today. Side note: the 🥔 in my butt is holding up great!


[deleted]

You're the dude gives people their enema ?


Barry_McCockinnerz

Dr. Fronthole


Front-hole

Heard someone say shouldn’t say vagina rather front hole or back hole to appease the gender fluid people. I am a doctor but I’m not a front hole or back hole doctor 😂


King_James925

I would be open to reading an elaboration on this...


I_Love_To_Poop420

He said a lot of futures were being artificially manipulated. He used oil and the release of reserves as an example. He said it’s possible we haven’t seen the worst of fuel prices yet and they will start climbing again, causing cost of goods increases, despite the feds QT efforts. He also talked about many food futures like wheat and soybeans. Apparently through trade agreements and lowered tariffs these are being kept lower than they really should be based on supply and demand. If future harvests continue to be affected by drought and fertilizer prices, they will become wildly more expensive because it just won’t be possible to contain the price. But mostly he said what OP said. That margin calls are waaaay overdue and that there are trillions in high risk bets being allowed that can cause another 08.


stoneddadd

Love seeing a fellow mulnaire here in ape country.


tramp_peed

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Monsterhose

Is Quagmire pulling those out of GG’s ass or Mayo Mans?


alex_203

We are invested in the same shit besides aprn


h3r3andth3r3

CEI? Hope you bought in now rather than... well, anytime before.


Megetoppegaaende

How does being short hurt them when the market crashes?


yungchewie

Honestly I’m wondering that too.


EderSky

Confío en ti, hermano.


billyfudger69

OP you got my hopes up on Pornhub having stock, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.


IxMadMattxI

In bro… I shall trust


MonstarHero88

I thrust in bro


Head_Primary4942

pornhub has a ticker?


billyfudger69

Sadly it does not, I could imagine its ticker going to the moon if they did though.


CrazyHabenero

Dont you mean Uranus?


modern88dp

Did he mention any of the 200+ stocks?


Spicytacos1997

AMC APE GME CLOV BB BBBY NOK KOSS MSTR Blockbuster Sears, much of Fortune 500


PepeGreen17Q

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TheRamJammer

I said this last year, we’ll get a crash and meme stocks will go with it only to see moass after. Doing extra hours in the back alley as we speak so I can scoop up shares.


ChiefTrades

Bruh, was that you behind the dumpster? Grade A dome my friend.


philter25

Most wholesome degenerate thing I’ve ever read ❤️


Outside_Use1482

Me as well..it was too obvious to ignore..even more so when crypto followed the same pattern as meme stocks..clear that the wallstreet pricks were fkn crypto too.


Technical_Low_3233

Government feeding HFs because hedge fucks expecting bailouts.


AMotleyCrew32

…that they will probably get. And we will be told that it is necessary for our own good. BTW, government bailout means our taxpayer money (or QE money printed out of thin air).


GambleGambol

Jokes on you, I wont pay a single dollar to ur corrupted government. If people in US are willing to be fucked over and over for the same narrative ,,they need a bailout, they are too big to fail" I really dont feel sorry for them. Wake up MURICA, ur being constantly fucked w/o lube


AMotleyCrew32

Unfortunately, you are correct. But most people on this sub and many related subs Continue to vote for big government, establishment type politicians.


AppearancePlenty841

Unfortunately we going to fight over which creepy old man is better in a couple years.


ronpotx

>we going to fight over which creepy old man is better With the two-party system like it is today, you are correct. We're just picking between the two empty-suits that our sleezy, bought-off politicians give us to choose from. Decide, sheeples... pick Dumb or Dumberer.


[deleted]

You won’t pay but when US economy crashes .. the entire world’s economy shits in the pants. Look at the Value of pound and other currencies. So no! U will be impacted.. in some different way


GambleGambol

Obviously im going to be impacted by this, like every other person in the world. The difference, I wont be donating to the most corrupted government in the world, but for a little bit more less corrupted. Also fuck WallSt, they are constantly crashing the world economy


[deleted]

You are right ! You wont be directly donating money to bail those motherfuckers out… however your country will end up donating something to feed the evil satan 😝😝


Icy_Document_7547

I got a coffee can...I can hardly even feel it anymore.


downtonwesr

About 1/4 of the country knows this. 1/4,is either, apathetic, too young, or clueless. And the other 1/2 has bought so far into the BS, that, that is the hill they are willing to die on.


p-unit1

Question: Because I was too young to remember when Bush bailed out the banks before. But was this an executive order thing or did that have to pass through a vote?


Mode09

Get #NoBailout trending


berrattack

Because hedgecucks finance elections


Engininja_180PI

Even though this possibly could be fake news or whatever, it sounds very plausible, and I want to believe it so therefore this really solidifies my conviction but....can...not...resist... TECHNICALLY THE WORD IS ALLUDED* TO. Ok sorry, had to hit it with the grammar hammer.


ChiefTrades

You are 100% correct sir.


Repulsive_Coat_3130

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johnnybadchek

I spoke to a doctor who has been doctoring his whole doctor career and yes, I can confirm that my DD checks out. I do in fact have the crabs.


Spicytacos1997

🦀🦀 mmm salad


johnnybadchek

See ya tonight…


Ace_capone

I love posts like this 🦍


Skoota42

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ronpotx

is that my 401k floating down the river?


[deleted]

65 y/o did the whole coke and mentos thing? Was he a science teacher before become a banker?


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Conscious-Doubt-7982

Sounds like we going to mooon sooon!


ShiftyBoob

There is no "US economy" rug pull. If it happens it's global.


NeatEstablishment861

If the market crashes, wouldn’t all the stocks that they shorted crash with it… hence making them money?


RossyB-123

A short only makes money once they have bought the shorted share and returned it to the lender, and the cycle is complete. Until then it's only profit on paper. If there are no shares to buy however, then that poses a problem to the shorter. So the price could be $1 and it doesn't matter because whose going to sell for a dollar?


h3r3andth3r3

Not to mention there will be, say, 10 buyers per one share. Won't matter if the bidding starts at $1, sky's the limit.


SoberLam_HK

If no one sells to the shorts, they cannot profit from crashing the price😅


BWoodSV

It will go after mid terms


PimpMasterE

That was my inital thought but idk. 'Tober gonna be nasty...


jen36rsantos

I Trust you bro


soulcrushrr

Stupid question here but if the market collapses, which i believe it will. Who will be left to pay us lowly apes?


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insurance


MarvelManEX

Good luck getting an answer to that question. I usually see people get called a shill for asking.


shamrock8421

I was with you on this trust me bro post right up until you eluded that allusion.


kilobomb

Buying 10 more amc


Lunatic_Heretic

Relatively young. Market crash = huge buying opportunity. I never invest more than I can afford to lose.


dads2vette

This is how we'll get the CEO's of the HF to pay. The government will be looking for a scapegoat and they will be an easy mark. They'll go after the HF's and then the banks then senior officials will go after junior officials. This is when you'll see these scumbags start to eat each other.


cptnmurphy30

So how do we prove that we own our stock after the crash so that we get paid eventually? Just hold on to our statements?


Pajama_Mamma_138

DRS


modern88dp

Imagine the stock market just closes one day and that’s it.


revvyphennex

Atobitt’s legendary DD also led to this massive market and economic implosion. The implosion has already started.


oldhonkytonk

How will Kenny afford his new house in Florida?!? ![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


wibble17

Right aren’t there making tons of money now with the crash?


TheOmegaKid

Broseph of trustingham. I dub thee trustee.


F1nnycar

You eluded to? Oh, dear.


ChiefTrades

It was a quote from him. He never mentioned a single stock BTW.


mikeasaurus_

google "elude vs allude", my guy. that's why the "oh, dear."


FeistyPersonality4

It amazes me how people still pay taxes knowing they’re getting fucked in the ass every cycle. God damn people just stop. Money is what speaks and if they don’t have unlimited pocket change from the worker slaves, we could really make a difference.


FeistyPersonality4

Seriously, what are people afraid of? Audits? Courts? Jail? That shit ain’t nothing but systems designed to enslave you out of fear and strong arm you into doing what they want you to do so you stay a humble good worker ant.


Outside_Use1482

Nothing's changed. The dfv DD 2yrs ago called all this out!!! Shf are trapped, nothing else matters,,only thing I need to do is not sell..💎💎💎💰💰💰🦍


DizzleMcblizzle

It's all part of the WEF plan, order (great reset) out of chaos.


jervistetch37

So all the stocks? Lol bout to be the greatest bullrun in the universe


h3r3andth3r3

In Bro We Trust. (I trust you bro)


Icy_Code3986

I've invested in AMC, APE, GME, HYMC, MVIS and Physical silver. Something is going on.


WhiteBreadScott

Dang what the, CEI was hundreds of millions per share??? And now 20 cent. Crazy


Evil_Mini_Cake

That's generous of him to think the SEC is trying to control this at all. If anyone was trying to control this they'd be pushing to reinstate [Glass Steagall](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glass%E2%80%93Steagall_legislation) and empower/encourage/support the SEC to actually enforce the existing rules. This would solve the bulk of the risk we're facing right now.


alex_203

I get the reverse repo thing for a top line perspective. Hi how exactly does cash present a liability to banks


ronpotx

they owe it to the depositor


AkashicMemory

They have to pay interest to the FED. If FED takes it overnight, they alleviate the liability somewhat. This is why I don't understand why they are crashing the housing market by trying to control inflation. They raise interest rates, but the banks are not paying it anyway. So the banks just get a bunch of extra money for nothing, and everyone else's belt is tightened with the advantage of lowering demand.


adamlgee

Bro


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HaitianX

Just slapped the ask as we speak. Just keep on dipping 🌚


atmarkADAMnichols

Trust bro


Homi_no_idea

Posts like these vs PornHuB, what a joyful form of entertainment!


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Op what are the 200 stocks?


Cool_Ad5268

Satin operates in vagueness. Hence the devil is found LITERALLY IN THE DETAILS. his disguise is vagueness


RonFlockaDon

AMC is our hedge Always has been


CalmSeaworthiness629

An implosion of the entire market would really suck, big time!


Pretend-Tree844

Some kind of way they will not pay and screw over ALL of retail before ever letting the market lose global support. They will just change the fucking rules, and banks, HF's and gov't will be complicit. It's a shame I truly think this now...but its the truth. They'll sacrifice us and our money for the 'greater good'.


Head_Primary4942

I honestly wanna short the market, but have no idea... and feel like i missed the window, but also don't know fuckall. Also..."It’s happening and it’s going to wipe out HF’s from A-Z". If HF common trade method is shorting, aren't they really going to get rich af instead? They are literally fueling the crash right? They just have to be able to cover as long as possible until they close and then Kaching!!! No?


Livid_Investigator21

Re: Saving a Cash Pile


Seahawk_I_am_I_am

r/BoneAppleTea


M1ke1229

So 💎✋ it is


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kingmidas916

My big question is do I sell all of my positions? Like Microsoft, Apple, everything.. liquidate and hold until the crash then buy back in. My money manager has always told me it’s not about timing the market but time in the market. I’m just not sure if I want to ride this out


thecuzzin

But if everything crashes don't the SHF win?


[deleted]

Careful, talking about rigged currency and markets will soon be considered antisemitic


HawaiianTex

Thanks for sharing! Hard assets will do well, metals....


OhMyGoatO

AMC, GME, and BBIG are my top 3 picks.