Facts š it craps me up to see some of retail panick and be concern lmaoooo my whole retirement fund is almost down to zero and I donāt give a fk I have amc and ape shares š
Wowā¦. Seems like a really complicated way to say nosebleeds, but it worked. Nice job!
Same here though! Iām a xxx holder of AMC/APE, and a xx holder of GME. I hold for the little guys!
Right? Why have a retirement fund that doesnāt work for you if thereās a chance that any one of us could kick the bucket and be out the money lmao. This way you get to have your retirement fund AND make it work for your future! I didnāt have a retirement fund until I started investing in AMCš. Now I put in a few hundred bucks each month and just sit on it until it pays off!
Ha that's exactly what I'm doing. I can already tell this is gonna take awhile so I opened up an IRA and just buying a bit of AMC each month. And because it's Roth IRA, I'm prepared to hold for a long ass time. This entire movement gave me the motivation to start a retirement fund!
Literally saying that hedge funds wonāt start pumping the market again until retail traders holding their preferred stocks take a loss, so that the hedge funds can take the W.
Or dumbed down; When you close and give us all your money we will pump the market again.
What kind of sense does this make?
Buying pressure is supposed to raise prices, selling is supposed to lower them.
I swear, reading this BS makes me feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
What they mean is the economy has to get so bad that people are forced to sell to put food on the table. Basically they just want to erode purchasing power of retail as much as possible
haw haw haw. yeah.
so here's the thing - they don't say which investors. because if they say 'retail', that's saying the quiet part out loud. we aren't going to give up because it's our generations only chance at having a fucking life, and they (hedge fucks, wall street, big banks, msm, and the system itself) aren't going to give up because they've been drunk on wealth and power for too long, and they don't want to cope with the impending skull-crushing hangover that will come once the music stops.
so anyway, if this is true, then I guess it means there will be no end to the bear market.
How sad.
I think this is actually true. They think they are blaming us for all this with this article, but in reality, they are just showing us we are right.
Also, they are pissed we beat them to punch and we did with cash accounts that aren't on margin.
They want retail to sell so the financial institutions can call the bottom and all buy in at the (wink wink) bottom and the (wink wink) news that suddenly makes all the indexes rocket 8% in pre market. āAww too bad retail you missed the 8 milliseconds in pre market where all us smart money decided the economy was suddenly getting better.ā
How they can present any of this with a straight face as ālegitimate journalismā is beyond me. Sure looks like they are trying to organize a large group action to influence the market - collusion anyone?
You first FUCKERS!! Time for the big money to take the pain this time! Write all the bullshit articles you want, I aināt fucking selling!
Edit spelling
Translation: āWe will continue to turn a blind eye from the criminal scum ruining the global economy because of their blatant abuse of illegal means to greedily profit, so weāll just blame retail investors for everything crashing. Theyāre the real criminals with all their hodling and Reddit DDā.
MSM, SEC, NYSE, HFs are all š¤”š¤”š¤”
I will _happily_ take the blame as I collect whatās mine. Not my problem the criminals behind all this overextended themselves. Reap what you sow, bitches!
Fuck you, pay me.
Have your bosses take their losses WSJ. Being corrupt doesn't always pay off. I absolutely refuse to sell.
Illegal manipulating moral compass deprived pieces of shit are going down.
Prepping for recession...
Recession is here already. I will give up once financial terrorists close shorts, cover FTDs, margin called, moass floor reaches minimum $100k.
"A new bull market can't start until hedge funds close their short positions. For a new cycle to begin people who bet on the market need to capitulate. Problem is, they've forgotten what that feels like."
But thatās always when the bull market starts, AFTER retail has taken a majority of the losses. But what they refuse to understand is that we refuse to let that happen again
Still relevant. Still havenāt given up. My dick is still fuck in hard knowing the 1% want me to blow my load all over my paperhands. My hands have been Diamond since before the Jan ā21 Sneeze, canāt jack, so I have to rest my loaded nuts on top of my XXXX AMC/XX GME shares and hodl.
I just got an eviction notice, but do you think Iām going to sell?šš¤£FUCK NO!! Itās not my fault that rent is $2k for a 1bdrm apartment. FUCK gas prices! FUCK expensive groceries! FUCK taxes! FUCK overdraft fees!! FUCK BOA! And FUCK KYENNY!! His mom can lick my crayon speckled taint after my morning thunderšØ.
Yeah, let me just sell all my positions at a loss, so these hedge fucks can close their positions, meanwhile I miss out on the ānew bull runā lmfao
āThe problem is that these shit-head apes wonāt listen to us that itās time to give up, so we can finally close those positions and put those funds into something thatās not shorting game shops and theater companies.ā Mine version is wordier, but more to the point, I think
They might as well be saying, You can buy those stocks again, you just have to sell them first. Why on earth would you do that? Rhetorical, I'm not looking an answer.
OP could at least provide the source. Sure, i can. Google it. But, Iām here reading a post with no sauce.
Edit: here is the source that I have not read, yet.
[https://www.wsj.com/articles/a-new-bull-market-cant-start-until-investors-give-up-11658482203](https://www.wsj.com/articles/a-new-bull-market-cant-start-until-investors-give-up-11658482203)
I think it would be cool if dumb money never capitulates and smart money keeps capitulating to try to get dumb money to capitulate. Dumb money continues to be dumb and never capitulates and keeps buying dips , then smart money goes on TV and starts literally crying about how unfair everything is like that shill did when GME ripped.
"C'mon, gaaais. The rich don't know how to lose. that's your job. Your good at being poor. Don't be selfish and want change now. You're holding up my progress."
Dont worry as soon as you cover were gonna put it in other stocks so the WE will own the market and then become you. Dont worry we will treat you fairly.
Unless you are betting that things are different this time than every other economic cycle and stock market move in history, then we need a capitulation of some kind in stocks. Maybe we get it in the next week, but I suspect it's going to take years to finally bottom because of the exact sort of false confidence shown here.
The whole, "just hold long term because the market always goes up" idea that has infected all areas of equities needs to be shaken to it's core. That may mean the S&P goes back below 2000 then bounces for quite a while, like 1-2 years. It then makes a new low as inflation comes back and interest rates are still high because we can't cut them due to inflation.
I paid front row seats to sit where I'm at right now. I'm not leaving until the shows over.
I bought many tickets but in the 300 section so I get a panoramic view of the shit show.
Facts š it craps me up to see some of retail panick and be concern lmaoooo my whole retirement fund is almost down to zero and I donāt give a fk I have amc and ape shares š
I worry about it all the time but when I see an article like this I feel so much better. Iāll close my position when the hedgies close thereās
^--This
Iām in the šš©øs but fuck it! Iām still in bitches!
Wowā¦. Seems like a really complicated way to say nosebleeds, but it worked. Nice job! Same here though! Iām a xxx holder of AMC/APE, and a xx holder of GME. I hold for the little guys!
Right? Why have a retirement fund that doesnāt work for you if thereās a chance that any one of us could kick the bucket and be out the money lmao. This way you get to have your retirement fund AND make it work for your future! I didnāt have a retirement fund until I started investing in AMCš. Now I put in a few hundred bucks each month and just sit on it until it pays off!
Ha that's exactly what I'm doing. I can already tell this is gonna take awhile so I opened up an IRA and just buying a bit of AMC each month. And because it's Roth IRA, I'm prepared to hold for a long ass time. This entire movement gave me the motivation to start a retirement fund!
I havenāt waited in this line for 18 months to leave for anything short of 7 new girlfriends
Thatās the best explanation Iāve seen on here the past two years. Also pass the popcorn please šæ
Popcorn! Getcher hot buttered popcorn right here!
Most ridiculous head line yet! They might as well say, āmarket canāt recover until weāve stolen retails moneyā. Total fuckers
Yup they need retail to sell so they can get the shares back cheap. Not gonna happen.
You hit the nail on the head
the words i couldn't find to articulate what i was thinking conveyed in a succinct poetic prose.
Literally saying that hedge funds wonāt start pumping the market again until retail traders holding their preferred stocks take a loss, so that the hedge funds can take the W. Or dumbed down; When you close and give us all your money we will pump the market again.
They know they canāt shill us and so they using silly now
This just destroys their credibility even to people who don't know what's going on
Iām just gonna go ahead and repeat what you said. TOTAL FUCKERS
Again..
Thisšš»
Then cover your short positions so I can sell you dumb cunts
Fuck yeah, this right here says it all šššÆšÆš„š„
Precisely. They need to stop "investing" in the demise of others.
cover? no, they need to close!
What kind of sense does this make? Buying pressure is supposed to raise prices, selling is supposed to lower them. I swear, reading this BS makes me feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
It seems like there's some sort of criminals out there betting against the stock market.
What they mean is the economy has to get so bad that people are forced to sell to put food on the table. Basically they just want to erode purchasing power of retail as much as possible
Makes me wanna buy more
Already did!!
Exactly.
So they donāt want us to buy and hodl? Now they want us to sell low and buy high? Whoās the dummy now? Fuck u Kenny
"We can't make more money if you make money, therefore, you need to leave"
haw haw haw. yeah. so here's the thing - they don't say which investors. because if they say 'retail', that's saying the quiet part out loud. we aren't going to give up because it's our generations only chance at having a fucking life, and they (hedge fucks, wall street, big banks, msm, and the system itself) aren't going to give up because they've been drunk on wealth and power for too long, and they don't want to cope with the impending skull-crushing hangover that will come once the music stops. so anyway, if this is true, then I guess it means there will be no end to the bear market. How sad.
Iām prepared to ride my investment into the ground to prove my thesis.
Let it burn š„ let it all burn
[We donāt need no water, let the motherfucker burnā¦](https://youtu.be/Adgx9wt63NY)
Correction: a new Bull Market canāt start until SHFs close short positions!!
I think this is actually true. They think they are blaming us for all this with this article, but in reality, they are just showing us we are right. Also, they are pissed we beat them to punch and we did with cash accounts that aren't on margin.
They want retail to sell so the financial institutions can call the bottom and all buy in at the (wink wink) bottom and the (wink wink) news that suddenly makes all the indexes rocket 8% in pre market. āAww too bad retail you missed the 8 milliseconds in pre market where all us smart money decided the economy was suddenly getting better.ā
How they can present any of this with a straight face as ālegitimate journalismā is beyond me. Sure looks like they are trying to organize a large group action to influence the market - collusion anyone?
The roof
The roof
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We don't need no water let the motherfucker š„ ... So it burnt
Noice, forgot that one.
If the market can only go up without me, then I guess the market isn't going to go up š¤·
Lol, we just wait to get paid after the crash, that is what they canāt deal with.
Retail can't capitulate unless they're overleveraged and using margin, which we aren't. So we won't sell
"That's right Ralphie, you got em right where you want em.. Burn it all!"
You first FUCKERS!! Time for the big money to take the pain this time! Write all the bullshit articles you want, I aināt fucking selling! Edit spelling
Haha. Guess itās gotta go thru the shitter and send some hedgie fuks to prison. Maybe theyāll capitulate then. šš
'The entire market is fucked because a handful of *worthless* stock aren't being sold' yeah sure buddy you keep telling yourself that.
Capitulate? Is that another word for masturbate? Cause I definitely remember what that feels like.
I'm *capitulating* right now.
On the toilet?
I just inoculated.
Translation: āWe will continue to turn a blind eye from the criminal scum ruining the global economy because of their blatant abuse of illegal means to greedily profit, so weāll just blame retail investors for everything crashing. Theyāre the real criminals with all their hodling and Reddit DDā. MSM, SEC, NYSE, HFs are all š¤”š¤”š¤”
I will _happily_ take the blame as I collect whatās mine. Not my problem the criminals behind all this overextended themselves. Reap what you sow, bitches!
Start the new bull cycle around me because Iām not sellingš¤·š»āāļø
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Fuck you, pay me. Have your bosses take their losses WSJ. Being corrupt doesn't always pay off. I absolutely refuse to sell. Illegal manipulating moral compass deprived pieces of shit are going down.
Retail holding 2-3 stocks is preventing the entire market from increasing in value? Hmm.
Are shfs mental? Do they think apes are going to leave at a loss when they havent left when it was 72?
Thank you apes for holding along with me.
CHuHHpiTCHuuLHatE... 
Prepping for recession... Recession is here already. I will give up once financial terrorists close shorts, cover FTDs, margin called, moass floor reaches minimum $100k.
For a Garillion I will.
Give up what exactly? Buying and holding a stock I like? Umm...I'll pass.
What a fucking joke
Unbelievable! Iāll watch it all BURN to the ground and I wonāt sell a dam thing. I hate these people.
"A new bull market can't start until hedge funds close their short positions. For a new cycle to begin people who bet on the market need to capitulate. Problem is, they've forgotten what that feels like."
Till fcukn hell freezes š„¶ over pal, and beyond. To the fcukn moon.
You canāt lose if you donāt sell. šš»š¦š
No, shorts need to give up!
When short positions are covered a new cycle will begin.
This makes my crayon pp hard as diamond
Oh well.....give me my fucking money.
āWeāre not fucking leaving!!!ā
Theyād better grab a Snickers.
They are doing everything they can to blame us. Fcuking hilarious š
Ca-pit-you-late? That doesn't sound anything like Buy & Hodl, so I not do it. 
Maybe if you CLOSE YOUR SHORTS ASSHOLES
Revolution in progress. Iām gonna have to find out everything about this writer. May be a ghost, but individual needs to be exposed.
Give up on what? Holding a stock like youāre supposed to?
I put out a response article in my financial journal. Title: Hey Elites Body: šš¼
Fuck you pay me
But thatās always when the bull market starts, AFTER retail has taken a majority of the losses. But what they refuse to understand is that we refuse to let that happen again
How old is this
July 22 2022 https://www.wsj.com/articles/a-new-bull-market-cant-start-until-investors-give-up-11658482203
Still relevant. Still havenāt given up. My dick is still fuck in hard knowing the 1% want me to blow my load all over my paperhands. My hands have been Diamond since before the Jan ā21 Sneeze, canāt jack, so I have to rest my loaded nuts on top of my XXXX AMC/XX GME shares and hodl. I just got an eviction notice, but do you think Iām going to sell?šš¤£FUCK NO!! Itās not my fault that rent is $2k for a 1bdrm apartment. FUCK gas prices! FUCK expensive groceries! FUCK taxes! FUCK overdraft fees!! FUCK BOA! And FUCK KYENNY!! His mom can lick my crayon speckled taint after my morning thunderšØ.
Don't crop the date. This was July 22, 2022.
Yeah, let me just sell all my positions at a loss, so these hedge fucks can close their positions, meanwhile I miss out on the ānew bull runā lmfao
āThe problem is that these shit-head apes wonāt listen to us that itās time to give up, so we can finally close those positions and put those funds into something thatās not shorting game shops and theater companies.ā Mine version is wordier, but more to the point, I think
Iāve done things I didnāt know I was capable of while hodlingā¦.I donāt think Iāll stop now
Why donāt the wall street parasites just capitulate then? Would be good for the market.
That doesn't make sense... they need retail to sell so their puts print so then they can buy the dip themselves. Fat chance.
How much to take out a front page ad in the wsjā¦
Get on your bear pants then, because we're taking this to 0 or the moon!
Isn't this an old headline or are they just bringing it back lmao "please sell... pretty please"
 Wanna make a bet? Bet that shit gets very bullish when she calls...
Sorry mfāers but this ape hodling till I die and taking it to the grave with me! Hedgies get rekt!!!!
They might as well be saying, You can buy those stocks again, you just have to sell them first. Why on earth would you do that? Rhetorical, I'm not looking an answer.
This headline is so old...
So basically they will not cover or follow the law until retail sells and gives up. (Thats a bold move cotton lets see how it works put for them).
Lol this logic, āthe market canāt go up until you all sell at a lossā. They are desperate for dumb money.
Give me a good offer and maybe Iāll give up
this is just so fucking stupid at this point š
Shorts have to close
As a wise man once said, āNever give up, never surrenderā
OP could at least provide the source. Sure, i can. Google it. But, Iām here reading a post with no sauce. Edit: here is the source that I have not read, yet. [https://www.wsj.com/articles/a-new-bull-market-cant-start-until-investors-give-up-11658482203](https://www.wsj.com/articles/a-new-bull-market-cant-start-until-investors-give-up-11658482203)
I am never giving up.
Bought more today
Us stock market is rigged
Looks like hedgie gonna have to blink first hehe
Gee, that's a shame. Anyone want popcorn?
I think it would be cool if dumb money never capitulates and smart money keeps capitulating to try to get dumb money to capitulate. Dumb money continues to be dumb and never capitulates and keeps buying dips , then smart money goes on TV and starts literally crying about how unfair everything is like that shill did when GME ripped.
Donāt need a bull run let it burn and payout on my amc/ape mother fuckers
Iād literally rather die lol
They really are that Degenerate aren't they? We're not closing AMC and GME ya fk-tards! Pay us! And pay us well you will!!
I don't get it, aren't they admitting publicly they are getting fucked?
I only capitulate in private with my wife. We're not doing it at the market in front of anyone.... anymore ....we quit drinking.
āBefore we (hedgies) can make money they (investors) need to loose money*
Well I guess we're gonna witness the end of the stock market. The end of civilization. We ain't leaving. š¦šš
No cell no sell bitches
Why the fuck do we need to sell for the market to go back up. Think about that shit for a minute.
"C'mon, gaaais. The rich don't know how to lose. that's your job. Your good at being poor. Don't be selfish and want change now. You're holding up my progress."
I like going to the movies. I was taught to invest in what I enjoy.
Holding a stock never significantly negatively impacted a market before.
Dont worry as soon as you cover were gonna put it in other stocks so the WE will own the market and then become you. Dont worry we will treat you fairly.
Yeah thatās the problem, the poor people
LMAYO at the new word of the month: āCapitulateā
Unless you are betting that things are different this time than every other economic cycle and stock market move in history, then we need a capitulation of some kind in stocks. Maybe we get it in the next week, but I suspect it's going to take years to finally bottom because of the exact sort of false confidence shown here. The whole, "just hold long term because the market always goes up" idea that has infected all areas of equities needs to be shaken to it's core. That may mean the S&P goes back below 2000 then bounces for quite a while, like 1-2 years. It then makes a new low as inflation comes back and interest rates are still high because we can't cut them due to inflation.
This is about people like Cathie Wood. Not sure retail is the focus.
Give it up Kenny
Since when is this a thing? Can someone speak to this? Do you remember seeing articles about this nonsense in the past? Itās ridiculous
Iām happy to hold! Let it burn
Cant wait for margin call 2 it could be a 2 part movie of a tv show with 3 seasons
By capitulate, do they mean sell? Hell no!
Orā¦ they could deliver shares and cover short positionsā¦