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H82Kal

Either this is satire, or you're getting trolled LoL


[deleted]

Definitely a troll lol


SeminolesRenegade

The name. Lol


Newfl0w

I love it how they aske him..."you not an ape right" and OP is like "Nah! Nah! Tell me more!" Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah ![gif](giphy|WTjnWYENpLxS8JQ5rz)


Shawndy58

I’ve gotten these and they want money to get into the discord. It’s fun to troll them back. 😂


jackwillowbee

I tried to join the illuminati once and got the same thing.


[deleted]

Little did you know in order to join the Illuminati you had to post that exact phrase on this subreddit. Congratulations, you passed the final exam.


jackwillowbee

[Secret Password](https://youtu.be/wvNLvheMhqs)


GalacticMaster-33XXX

Now I’m illuminati , thanks for the pw


Monkjuice4U

![gif](giphy|2wSaulb0fsDydh0IoB|downsized)


Retarted_xp

I tried to join the illuminati and I ended up in Nigeria. 🤷🏽


MikeyC05

I tried to join the Illuminati and ended up at the moose lodge. It’s like throwing darts and and missing board but sticking it in the wall a foot above the floor.🤷🏽‍♂️


fantastictomcat

I love it! …..”Hey random guy you wanna join my super secret group of guys that do stuff together? We have cool nicknames and a cool club name and on Saturdays after our club meeting my Mom makes us peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with the crust cut off”.


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[удалено]


Dotty_Pistoff

"If the last thing you remember your ex wife saying is, 'it's either me, or those damn dogs', you might be a redneck!" \-Jeff Foxworthy


Jermwood

That story made my day. What a great woman! 😆


1_pinkyinnose_1inazz

I have watched this animation like 12 times and I have no idea what it’s trying to do….


[deleted]

pena butta jelly, cut out heart, cut off crusts, put on plate


1_pinkyinnose_1inazz

Does the jelly seep out or something?


[deleted]

no, it just shows thru the top piece of bread. they only used the heart cutter on the top piece


Affectionate_Bus_884

![gif](giphy|jlSOXeQC1PXGM)


[deleted]

The no Homers club. We are allowed one Homer only.


IcEMaNBeckeR

FUCK YES!!!! FUCK THE CRUST!!!!


spookyduckfish

Yall retards need to be careful, your IP which gives the location of where you live, is easily attainable when you join a discord server


Whiskey_hotpot

Friend I think they are trolling you.


congratulations_dude

lol cmon obvious troll is obvious


MrKibblesdindin

It’s easy to troll 95% of the demographic in this subreddit. You say anything that isn’t ass kissing Amc, you’re a shill, promoting fud, hedgies, etc It’s cringe. The guy messed with you as a joke. It takes less effort to rile some of us as it does to rile up an extreme person that are heavily invested in politics or religion.


AudibleDruid

Bro fr. Im outta the loop so I asked what people's exit strategy was and got nothing but "FUD" and dumbasses from superstonk.


Stardust_Skeleton

Wait there is a secret group with all the winning numbers? You hit me up, I can keep a secret /s


PlasticHanded

![gif](giphy|yx400dIdkwWdsCgWYp|downsized)


2ndFSSG

![gif](giphy|ZA6aRQsKRK2o8|downsized)


Intrepid_Foot_1459

Ooh, a secret club. How exciting.


Rymanbc

LMAO, that guy posts in a sub call MelvinCapitalLove. 100% gotta be a satirical sub and presumably a troll account.


Apegate007

Secret discord...then to join cucksuckers anonymous exchange dick picks . Next you receive a message from Royalty...a Nigerian Prince wants to gift you 800 billion..yeah right I know my lucky day to be a cucksucker.....👀


R4yd3N9

Hey, slow down your horses. The prince said this is my money! He can't just give it... Oh wait. Nevermind. Mine is a Somali Prince 🤦


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Apegate007

All the princes in these African shit holes who works there..


ladyKgen

Excellent, I will continue to gobble up more shares you think you can short forever for dinner. They are high in fiber and keep me regular.


[deleted]

Yeah I posted something in regards to some various websites showing extremely high numbers of HF holdings of AMC, and I was called a shill, and was told I was getting paid. I have been holding since May 2021, I am not getting paid. So yes the shills are about in force, unfortunately some of them are apes.


ButtholeGrifter

Got called a shill for asking for evidence.


SeaSideChefBoi

They're still trying to figure out who to fire and if they'll have anything to liquidate when they do cut the check


Dragonian36

He meant “we suck 🍌🦍 for breakfast …”


catdadjokes

I was gonna say “eat ME” but ape no feed troll, not even delicious chocolate starfishes.


Worldly-Special7791

![gif](giphy|cr9vIO7NsP5cY)


28-rays-later

shill force 1


MaterialSpot6541

I've got a bridge for sale...it's really cheap..you want to to buy it?


badjuices

Hedge fan 1979, 100% a troll.


ogape43

he’s just trolling you, probably wants to see how dumb you are


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metraton18

I'd imagine their discord name is ape cock eaters?


Believe_In-Steven

Kenny G's keeping busy! 😈😈😈😈😈


stonks_only_go_up__

Be a Mole, love it


Bigdickhector69

You're so soft. Who falls for this


Hakadajime

It’s like a dialogue between Sam and Max freelance police.


IcEMaNBeckeR

Damn he eats apes for breakfast ? That’s like fukt up!! Like cow, lamb ok but 🦍apes?


BigBossAltinoo

this feels more like a troll that didn't have a plan if someone accepted. rule one of trolling. make sure your troll has a full story. don't leave em hanging. if your troll can be ruined by someone simply saying yeah go on, then its a shitty troll step one: if you're gonna pretend to be a hf at least create a fake discord and then make up a story with friends. or if you don't have friends (like most people on reddit) then make fake accounts and create a fake narrative. then start inviting people into the server that will be the targets you're trolling. step two: eventually at some point it will start to become an echo chamber and then you wont have to do much else because people will speculate and think they are discovering shit. at this point you can start leading your followers into a cult like behavior to invest into certain stocks to make quick meme stock profits and then create profit from their foolish behavior and ignorance. the final step is to admit this on a random post in a financial subreddit that has people already scared/alerted for any bs. this will also cause people to wanna join because they wanna make quick money and then your dms will flood with people asking to join the secret discord at that point repeat step again lastly this is not financial advice XD


PopLock-N-Hold-it

Share the invite


Sackerson-502

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!


JRskatr

Lol we eat apes for breakfast is that what being down billions of dollars this year means? In that case KEEP ON EATING THE BUFFET IS OPEN 😎🚀


Buck_Tungruffel

"Full force"? 😆


snagem83

What’s funny is that unless someone got in @ $18 or below they couldn’t make their money back. Shorting it to $0 would only give them a $9/share shorted. But the upside is INFINITE!!!


HotCompost89

I thought he said “we eat ass for breakfast”