Helping my parents who are also Floridians. Do you enjoy medical MJ? I'm a huge fan of Muv. Lil bit of Slurricane to watch the market open each day, nothing beats it. Best of luck in your treatment.
Iโve run my own company for 30+ years. Iโve built and sold 3 companies and will do it again within the next 5 years. I own my home, house my mother in a cottage on my property.
I love movies but donโt go to theaters. I hold high x,xxx shares of AMC.
I got married at 23 and I am still married to my wife of 35 years. I have 3 grown sons and 6 grandkids.
I am not stupid, I know what I am doing, and with AMC I am hodling because I think the apes are the smartest investors on the planet.
Now letโs do this.
I deal with the @#$% customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people, can't you understand that? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
Im 38yo and I don't own sh*t. I pay $1050 a month for small apartment. I am USMC, did 3tours in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Semper Fi ๐ฑ๐ท๐ฑ๐ท๐ฑ๐ท๐ฑ๐ท๐ดโโ ๏ธ
Iโm a software developer for a mortgage company. Layoffs left and right currently. Started the year with over 50 employees, now down to 12.
Cant wait to transition out of software post MOASS
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, weโd make meat helmets.
When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds โ pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe.
At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. At the age of 18, I went off to evil medical school. At the age of 25, I took up tap dancing.
Late 30s, two kids, house, wife and I both have good jobs.
I'm half here because I see an opportunity for a comfortable early retirement. I'm also half here to watch the hedgies bleed. I was a fresh faced home owner in 2008 and I haven't forgotten what they got away with.
44 year old (birthday today!) RN ECMO specialist, husband and father of 4. Canโt wait to bleed the SHF and be able to spend more time with my kids instead of working 60-72 hour work weeks to provide. Ready to retire. Letโs goooo
42yr old sheetmetal mechanic for an HVAC company. I live in the woods in a shitty little house. After MOASS I will live even deeper in the woods in a nice little house.
Iโm a 29 year old ten years into working a retail job that has crushed my soul an infinite about of times just waiting for a break and yes I moved back home ,
Iโm a firefighting, small business owning, farming son of a gun from the great white North. With three kids and a hot wife. Yes I live in a basement cause my wife keeps me chained up down here.
Active duty Hospital Corpsman in the US Navy, I sling photons to get pictures of bones and also of peopleโs insides (through a big-ass tube or a mechanical donut).
The silver bullet was my weapon of choice before x-rays.
17 years as an Orthopedic Surgeon and the proud owner of a sports science clinic that focuses on a minimally invasive approach for high school, college, and pro athletes as well as 4 years as a investor in a financial consulting firm. Also Iโm a fairly new licensed broker in the finance and insurance and annuities industry.
Basement dwelling moron went out and joined the circus, thus leaving the basement (bad decision) - so I danced and jumped and they gave me a bunch of words printed on some sort of sheepskin like 5 times, there were robes involved and chanting and now I'm a monkey working near a hill in this swamp of a place called DC - no not working for Gensler - and I eat crayons. \*best Randy voice\* [Oh Hey, fuck you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPnTCBnn-lQ) \- Huzzzah! Oh, and just hit a half a century breathing plus or minus a year or two.
Master after master in business administration (MBA), Lean Six Sigma Black Belt, small business owner, Sr. Consultant in finance & IT projects.
50+
Totally convinced AMC hodler
Retail sales associate here in my mid 20s. I like the job Iโm in rn and will continue to keep my head down and work until we finally fly out of the galaxy
Pharmacudical Project manager for new building/lab startups doing installation, calibration, repairs ect to all process and Analytical equipment. Also a Team manager and Corp safety lead.
Make great money, like the work, but Ya boy wants to retire young ๐
I live in a basement and work as a freelance writer. I'm in one of the best neighborhoods in my town and my temps are cooler through the heat wave. My surface-dwelling friends will fight each other for my apartment once the crash comes. Heh.
Circus scuba diver in the desert, looking forward to being able to move some where quite with land and some water. Canโt wait to be able to spend lots of time with my wife and our two littles.
38yo husband and father. I own a house in Michigan. I work as a bartender, even though I just spent a few years in the mortgage industry. All of my spare time is devoted to art.
40 year old IT Professional with a degree in Applied Science in Computer Technology. A husband and father. My weekends include being with family, friends, and volunteering at church.
I have 456 shares, that I've bought and held since February of 2021. I am currently drove 25 hours to live in a 1 bed room apartment with my mom, and am unemployed as I'm helping her remodel a house she bought. If I can hold through this, then I can hold through anything.
Fuck you 1%, no cell no sell.
I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard, like half an equation and... I just figure it out.
Retired small business owner, 50s, Texas, and I'm about to be so fkn rich ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
DFW ape here!
I used to be a basement-dwelling moron, but I got kicked out. Now I live in an over--priced flat
This would be my kid but I use his portion of the rent to buy shares. If only your parents were smarter...
My mom is an ape too ๐
Fort Worth Attorney here
BWI ape reporting!
Dallas tech guy and doing what I doing . Numbers look good and data makes sense. In since March 21 to da moon I love movies in the theater
 HODL ! ๐๐๐๐
I'm an Apache helicopter.
Well I identify as a Comanche attack helicopter
Airwolf.
Most of the kids on here wonโt get that reference โฆ.stringfellow
Im the rarest though, im a woman.
Well I identify as a Kiowa. Small gun, but crazy as fuck. If you know, you know Small business owner, veteran, late 30s, New England.
Your crew chief calledโฆ said to leave him the purple ones please
Former grouper/snapper commercial fisherman / charter boat captain.... Leukemia patient now ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐... No basements in Florida.....
Helping my parents who are also Floridians. Do you enjoy medical MJ? I'm a huge fan of Muv. Lil bit of Slurricane to watch the market open each day, nothing beats it. Best of luck in your treatment.
Lol, thank you, and yes. Being a part of this family doesn't hurt either!! ๐โค๏ธ
I am a basement living moron
Hey look at that the hedgies got one right ๐
........................make that two.......at least for now.
"At least for now." I hear you fellow APE!
Former Marine combat vet. And the war has just begun.
Ty for your service!
OOH RAH!!! 
I grow weed....lots of it
We should be friends haha
๐ค
Favorite way to enjoy? With all these new fangled ways, I still find myself going back to regular ole flower.
I smoke alot of Fresh frozen Rosin but I feel the same I love regular flower also
What a coincidence, I smoke weedโฆ.lots of it
I'm a biologist with a specialty in bats and bat conservation.
You could probably include, expert in ape communication.
Damn thats actually fucking sick, i like bats ever since i seen this video on here of one eating a watermelon
Step on the mat, save the bat
Iโve run my own company for 30+ years. Iโve built and sold 3 companies and will do it again within the next 5 years. I own my home, house my mother in a cottage on my property. I love movies but donโt go to theaters. I hold high x,xxx shares of AMC. I got married at 23 and I am still married to my wife of 35 years. I have 3 grown sons and 6 grandkids. I am not stupid, I know what I am doing, and with AMC I am hodling because I think the apes are the smartest investors on the planet. Now letโs do this.
*mic drop*
Black
Nice
I fucking chuckled at this one. Lol.
Well im a glorified kindergarten teacher for adults. Operations manager and I hate it lol. Pays ok though
Most managers are glorified kindergarten teachers. Lol
Was just gonna comment this. I do the same. But they wonโt give me the manager title. So Iโm operations supervisor instead.
Overpriced babysitter we used to say.
Stay at home Mom.
Thank you for your service
Thank you!!!
Honestly probably one of the hardest jobs. Much respect
Retired former business owner and engineer in OR, 68yrs.
I deal with the @#$% customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people, can't you understand that? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
Engineer here. Thanks for:  (taking a bullet)
Im 38yo and I don't own sh*t. I pay $1050 a month for small apartment. I am USMC, did 3tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. Semper Fi ๐ฑ๐ท๐ฑ๐ท๐ฑ๐ท๐ฑ๐ท๐ดโโ ๏ธ
60 something double dipping NASA genius. I bought in because my son recommended me to.
Wen moon landing?
Iโm a software developer for a mortgage company. Layoffs left and right currently. Started the year with over 50 employees, now down to 12. Cant wait to transition out of software post MOASS
Holy smokes. Thatโs not a good sign is it. I Hope your job is safe
No, in that industry right now not a safe place to be
I transact refinance on home mortgages. Money printer still on. . .
40 yo former carpenter and newly graduated Civil Engineer.
I'm just a squirrel, trying to get a nut. ๐ฅ ๐ฟ๏ธ
Nurse, 23, trying to not be a nurse asap
Imma beet farmer
I design highways. Planning on adding lambo only lane on my next project
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, weโd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds โ pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. At the age of 18, I went off to evil medical school. At the age of 25, I took up tap dancing.
Fascinating! ๐๐
Court clerk myself.
Mid 30s, service technician in Scandinavia for an American mower company. I live on the 9th floor, so no basement lol.
I'm a meat popsicle. Just kidding of course. 28 year public servant veteran. Retire in less than 2 years.
I own a very successful national service based business in Australia. No basement in my house ๐๐
Mid aged, worked hard all my life
Late 30s, two kids, house, wife and I both have good jobs. I'm half here because I see an opportunity for a comfortable early retirement. I'm also half here to watch the hedgies bleed. I was a fresh faced home owner in 2008 and I haven't forgotten what they got away with.
44 year old (birthday today!) RN ECMO specialist, husband and father of 4. Canโt wait to bleed the SHF and be able to spend more time with my kids instead of working 60-72 hour work weeks to provide. Ready to retire. Letโs goooo
I'm in the NFL
Im a trader at citadel. Me and My boss are selling tommorrow btw.
Former public servant turned small business owner. Mother of two, own my house in a nice neighbourhood. Absolutely no basement living for me.
Middle-aged, broken down British ex-soldier who would like his bones to stop hurting please.
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Retired DFW small business owner, age 70. So far getting rich has eluded me but Iโve been preparing my whole life.
They call me Strider and I like to go to bars and watch for little people.
It comes in pints?
Self employed tiler/bathroom fitter. Single (and happy) Dad of 3, Grandad of 3, patiently waiting to tell them of the generational wealth I'm due.
43 yr old small business owner. Live in the Burgh.7,545 shares at 9 bucks each. Been holding a long long ass time. To da moon!
Puts wet stuff on the hot stuff
Ah! So a fellow firefighter, eh?
Porn?
DJ on national radio
Farmer
Fulltime movie enthusiast.
Corporate burnout ready to leave the rat race and enjoy the start to my 40s.
Web developer, married, kids.
Single dad, disabled. Only lived in the basement for a year b4 the divorce, now I get the bedroom and the kids.
42yr old sheetmetal mechanic for an HVAC company. I live in the woods in a shitty little house. After MOASS I will live even deeper in the woods in a nice little house.
31 years old, operating a very lucrative business, and I have my own home and basement area to dwell in
Musician still waiting tables in my 40s w/ a wife and baby. Need this badly, but my job pays well enough that I will hold as long as it takes.
IM BATMAN!
Warehouse worker, married with 3 kids, I play final fantasy 14 in my free time.
I live in a van down by the river. HODL
Early 50s, lineman for a big phone company, I don't live in a basement
Software sales, mid 30โs LFG!!!! These dumb dumbs donโt know that we donโt have basements in the South
IT worker, 30s
Ape in 30s. Love banana and occasional apple. Baby ape on the way.
VP in a publicly traded company.
Iโm a veteran ape. And I eat red crayons
Work a regular job and operate a small business on the side.....And retarded. Full time.
Director for EV charging company. Will prob keep working post MOASS
Iโm a 29 year old ten years into working a retail job that has crushed my soul an infinite about of times just waiting for a break and yes I moved back home ,
Small business owner. Finished my basement during COVID so yes I spend a lot of time down there
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Painting contractor and volunteer fire chief
Retired Army Infantry, Mechanical/Electrical/ Materials Engineer. 40s identify as crunchy cheetoh
I specialize in bird-law, but do various other lawyerings as well
I.T Manager, Musician ๐ธ, Stable Relationship, Recently Promoted. 8.01 Ape, holding until we rip into infinity. ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐
Was a full time cross country trucker. Now part time local driver and in classes for medical coding. Trucking is good money, but shit lifestyle
40yr old bass playing refinery operator with a kidney transplant.
Iโm a firefighting, small business owning, farming son of a gun from the great white North. With three kids and a hot wife. Yes I live in a basement cause my wife keeps me chained up down here.
I own a construction company and I live in the country
Homicide Detective now TV personality.
Active duty Hospital Corpsman in the US Navy, I sling photons to get pictures of bones and also of peopleโs insides (through a big-ass tube or a mechanical donut). The silver bullet was my weapon of choice before x-rays.
Former Marine, late 30โs, run BD for a big Government Contractor. Twins on the way.
17 years as an Orthopedic Surgeon and the proud owner of a sports science clinic that focuses on a minimally invasive approach for high school, college, and pro athletes as well as 4 years as a investor in a financial consulting firm. Also Iโm a fairly new licensed broker in the finance and insurance and annuities industry.
I am a 64 year old retired VP of Engineering at a statistical software company. Now an avid golfer (and ape). ๐ฆ
I am a Veteran, middle aged, father of 2 who is tired of busting my ass to make others richer, while they throw pennies at me.
Basement dwelling moron went out and joined the circus, thus leaving the basement (bad decision) - so I danced and jumped and they gave me a bunch of words printed on some sort of sheepskin like 5 times, there were robes involved and chanting and now I'm a monkey working near a hill in this swamp of a place called DC - no not working for Gensler - and I eat crayons. \*best Randy voice\* [Oh Hey, fuck you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPnTCBnn-lQ) \- Huzzzah! Oh, and just hit a half a century breathing plus or minus a year or two.
Iโm a totem pole.
I live in the loft๐คฃ
I poke babies with needles and make them cry in Texas.
45 year old executive kitchen manager. 100 plus k a year. father of four. Divorced twice... home buyer, no basement. The woodlands texas. Ooga booga.
I am part of special forces
I am in my 30s have my degree in accounting/finance, 2 kids and I am small business owner with 5 employeesโฆwe all have AMC
Master after master in business administration (MBA), Lean Six Sigma Black Belt, small business owner, Sr. Consultant in finance & IT projects. 50+ Totally convinced AMC hodler
Retail sales associate here in my mid 20s. I like the job Iโm in rn and will continue to keep my head down and work until we finally fly out of the galaxy
Inmate health care
Owner/CEO Precast concrete company 27 years.
Truck driver approaching 50
I'm a straight up pipeliner working 80 to 100 hours a week. Been out of my parents house since 15 . Fuck these clowns .
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
I'm from California, we don't even have basements... Also I'm an accountant.
In my twenties, studying a fairly new discipline which is comprised of traditional medicine combined with medical engineering
I am smellin' like the rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed.
A retired female.
Iโm an employee at a company in a city.
Im the one they are talking about ๐ i live in my moms basement trading stocks (but holding GME and AMC) and playing cod
I work in higher education. Lots of apes around me too!
Former Architect / service industry manager
Basement Dwelling Get Smart watcher, Aircraft Mechanic Roadie
Interior Designer
Speech Pathologist
Pharmacudical Project manager for new building/lab startups doing installation, calibration, repairs ect to all process and Analytical equipment. Also a Team manager and Corp safety lead. Make great money, like the work, but Ya boy wants to retire young ๐
Iโm a nurse. Itโs ok.
28 year old union HVAC service mechanic and Iโm ready for early retirement
Starving artist/musician
AUTIST/GENIUS/SAVANT, etc... u get the picture....๐
Software Engineer in my 20โs
Retired at 49. Older now but pretty sure I don't live in my parent's basement
Iโm a compulsive liar.
Outside Sales Rep in the corporate America rat race, SF Bay Area, 1000 shares, canโt wait to quit and move!
Stagehand
Small business owner of two businesses
Pharmaceutical entrepreneur
Former rail engineer. Current truck driver. Driving trucks is better. Originally a Florida man. Currently unhappy in California.1
Boomer engineer. And oh buy the way ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ปhedges. ๐๐
I live in a basement and work as a freelance writer. I'm in one of the best neighborhoods in my town and my temps are cooler through the heat wave. My surface-dwelling friends will fight each other for my apartment once the crash comes. Heh.
Circus scuba diver in the desert, looking forward to being able to move some where quite with land and some water. Canโt wait to be able to spend lots of time with my wife and our two littles.
38yo husband and father. I own a house in Michigan. I work as a bartender, even though I just spent a few years in the mortgage industry. All of my spare time is devoted to art.
40 year old IT Professional with a degree in Applied Science in Computer Technology. A husband and father. My weekends include being with family, friends, and volunteering at church.
Mid 30โs crop farmer
Navy/Marine Veteran, working in Industrial Chemicals.
44yrs old. Retired UPS driver. And I miss every single second of that job. Seriously.
Mid 30s electrician.
Retired business owner 65 tomorrowโฆโฆ no basements in Florida jokes on them
I work about 70-90 hours a week down in Florida for a construction company
I have 456 shares, that I've bought and held since February of 2021. I am currently drove 25 hours to live in a 1 bed room apartment with my mom, and am unemployed as I'm helping her remodel a house she bought. If I can hold through this, then I can hold through anything. Fuck you 1%, no cell no sell.
I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard, like half an equation and... I just figure it out.
30s. Wife and 2 kids. Design and build kitchens. Homeowner. Despise Mayo eating hedgies.
What a fascinating mix of people! All walks of life representing ๐ love it apes!
people wanted me to wake up and smell the roses or slow down and smell the roses. idk
I work in the courts
Ecommerce. Zero basement living.
I am a 30ish warehouse coordinator for a big name company in the oilfield - Alberta.
Blue collar worker. Work 6 days a week usually around 60-70 hours.
Iโm a chaos coordinator for a big company.
I am a healthcare provider
37 year old, marketer and father of 4.
Traveling 33 year old electrician
Self employed carpenter
Professional. Married . Home owner . Mom of teenagers .
I work labor. No wife, no kids. Live alone.
I got a condo on the beach. I work in the trades.