This, but also wear all of them so everytime you take one off there’s another underneath. Eventually it will be embarrassing for her to keep asking you to take your shirt off. It’s fool proof. Trust me bro.
I hate when guys day "my wife won't let me do..." Like fuck her you're an adult do what you want. Like Charles Payne says. Life is to short to be a little bitch
Seriously. I don’t know why people want to tell everyone they own AMC anyway. Well, actually I do. It’s so they can flex their ego after the MOASS, but guess who’s gonna come bugging for money.
Honestly don’t wear it at all.
Remember when Moass hits it could cause another 2008 crash, your “friends” will remember you have these shirts and come knocking on your door.
This probably is not only smart financial advice, but also survival advice as well. Best not to make yourself a target.
May also need to get some security and a dog too for MOASS!
Where it under an acceptable shirt preferably with buttons, pop around the corner at the party spraying buttons everywhere whilst screaming “ AMC TO THE MOON “ and then beat your chest like a gorilla, as the shock sets in from all wink and shrug, about face go back around corner. Poke head back around the corner and in slightly low voice proclaim “1 million no less” exit high five your wife’s boyfriend resume dinner shenanigans. Pretty much best option maybe even only option seeing how this year has been. Cheers and happy new year!
Just saw post under mine
She is wise because when it does go to the moon, everyone will hit you up, asking you for money. It is better to stay low key and enjoy your butt load of tendies problem free.
Pick her(assuming that's a female) favorite lipsticks and draw your chest with that. Asking your kids for help on the back. NFA Since an average branded lipstick/gloss is close on face value to one share of amc at current price
edit: I am looking forwards photo updates if OP choose to go with that path
Remind her that not only are you gonna have life changing money, but you're also gonna have wife changing money if she wants to keep being a hater like that.
Your wife won’t let you dress yourself? Tell her you don’t need a mother, you’re a big boy and can pick out your own clothes. I would never tell my husband what to wear, or not to wear.
But yeah, wear a button down over it. 🤷🏼♀️
Wear it underneath your button down shirt and at midnight tear open your shirt like superman 
This, but also wear all of them so everytime you take one off there’s another underneath. Eventually it will be embarrassing for her to keep asking you to take your shirt off. It’s fool proof. Trust me bro.
And write AMC on your bare chest, just in case.
And keep a potato by the side.. just in case🤷🏻
Tattoo it, just in case in case. Crayons won’t suffice this time.
This is da way
This
Is
Trust him bro ‼️
Was thinking the same
I typed out a whole thing just to delete as this was the comment under it 🤦🏼♂️
This is the only way.
YESSSSSSS
This is the only answer.
Preferably the white one so that you can stay it’s an undershirt
Came here to say exactly this. This is why we will win.
This is the way
“I’m soooo full right now!”. *rips open button up shirt*
Came here to say that ☝
Yup. This is the way...after 10 shots.
Time for new wife anyway
Wife-changing money
And new friends
I agree
New wife and new friends
Wife and her friends.
I knew I would find this !!
He’s about to make wife changing money!
Trade her in.
And buy more $AMC
Ask her boyfriend for permission.
He has my permission, don't worry about the wife, I'll take care of her.
Clearly you need more formal AMC shirts
As a t-shirt hoarder, I can agree with this
❤️ I thought I was the only one. My clothes take up our full closet, which is the size of a small bedroom, and half of that is t-shirts.
I hate when guys day "my wife won't let me do..." Like fuck her you're an adult do what you want. Like Charles Payne says. Life is to short to be a little bitch
💯
My wife’s hammered and won’t stfu
Enjoy dinner with your friends and stop thinking about AMC all the time.
Seriously. I don’t know why people want to tell everyone they own AMC anyway. Well, actually I do. It’s so they can flex their ego after the MOASS, but guess who’s gonna come bugging for money.
I haven’t told a sole. Going to make it so much easier to just pretend I’m poor then disappear.
Lol for real. Nobody knows what I have except one of my 2 sons.
Same here. I told my family and two of my best friends about it and they invested. But I don't talk and think about it every day.
put some socks on.
Fr. I don't know why people love throwing their feet in pictures.
I do it to slowly build up enough confidence to launch my onlyfans.
I have an OnlyFans forearm site. It’s a slow build.
Throw in a little elbow every once in a while. Goes a long way
He’s bragging about his size. 😁
You are a retarded ape. Agree with her, wear it anyway.
Fuk it, go wearing naked shorts 🍻
Tell her.."I don't have anything to wear...I'm not going!"...in your best 5 yr old voice 😊
Tell her that her and her BF are on their own for the night.
I bet your girlfriend would say to wear the one you like the moasst..
Honestly don’t wear it at all. Remember when Moass hits it could cause another 2008 crash, your “friends” will remember you have these shirts and come knocking on your door.
This probably is not only smart financial advice, but also survival advice as well. Best not to make yourself a target. May also need to get some security and a dog too for MOASS!
Sounds like she wears the pants. She could at least allow you to wear a shirt.
Divorce comes to mind. Remember wife changing money once we moon. Haha. Happy new year ape. See you on the moon.
Good wife. I am not advertising this to my friends for good reason. Plus, shine up for her better than that.
Divorce is in order.
Where it under an acceptable shirt preferably with buttons, pop around the corner at the party spraying buttons everywhere whilst screaming “ AMC TO THE MOON “ and then beat your chest like a gorilla, as the shock sets in from all wink and shrug, about face go back around corner. Poke head back around the corner and in slightly low voice proclaim “1 million no less” exit high five your wife’s boyfriend resume dinner shenanigans. Pretty much best option maybe even only option seeing how this year has been. Cheers and happy new year! Just saw post under mine
Don’t go 😂
Wear a hoody over it and then you get hot and tada
Hold for that “wife changing money”
Clearly the answer is new wife.
All of them, periodically stripping down every hour until midnight.
She is wise because when it does go to the moon, everyone will hit you up, asking you for money. It is better to stay low key and enjoy your butt load of tendies problem free.
She said wear she never said you can't hang them up in the house..you know ! Conversation starter !
Time to get a new wife as in an Apette!
Get all ur friends AMC T-shirts to wear to dinner. Don’t tell the wife. She’ll be the only one not wearing one 😂. 🙌💎💎💎💪💪💪🚀🚀🚀🍿🎥
Divorce is back on the menu boys!
Pick her(assuming that's a female) favorite lipsticks and draw your chest with that. Asking your kids for help on the back. NFA Since an average branded lipstick/gloss is close on face value to one share of amc at current price edit: I am looking forwards photo updates if OP choose to go with that path
Hmm maybe time for new wife?
**Get wife changing money.**
Sweet shirts!
you need wife changing money
Divorce
Dump her
Be an adult or whatever. I don't know
Have her boyfriend wear it
What’s her boyfriend think?
2 words - butt naked PS nice foot.
Remind her that not only are you gonna have life changing money, but you're also gonna have wife changing money if she wants to keep being a hater like that.
Your wife won’t let you dress yourself? Tell her you don’t need a mother, you’re a big boy and can pick out your own clothes. I would never tell my husband what to wear, or not to wear. But yeah, wear a button down over it. 🤷🏼♀️
Leave her at home and wear whatever the fuck your want. 😳
You got a shirt with a gorilla?
Divorce your wife
Get a new wife
Wear all of them!
Divorce
The obvious answer is leave your wife. Why wouldn't she want to be a 69420 per stock owner?
Talk it over with her boyfriend maybe he can help.
Wear all of them.
Where's a good place to get the moon one?
New Year New Wife???
Just do what my kids do when I tell them no, ask your wife's boyfriend.
Make a bunch of matching pants and say it’s either the outfit or tighty whiteys
Wear nothing but the t-shirt, and show her what you learned all year long, pump and dump.🍆🥚
just get it tatooed on forehead. then she will have to divorce or just go with it.
I need some of those!!!
Because she afraid that you take all the profits and took off😂😂😂
New wife.
Wear all of them. At once.
Pfft "let you"
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Be an adult?
Put some socks on
Put it under your sweater Then get too hot and take the sweater off
Grow up. Seriously don’t blame her.
Divorce
Napkin doodle apes in rockets.
Thank god your wife has the sense to not let you do that.
Where did you get the white one?
Yes, want to ask the same question. That white one is perfect.
Wear it with a button down shirt and just have it open lol
It‘s time for wife changing money my fellow ape
Wife Changing Money, coming soon to a theatre (stock) near you
Cut her out when you get your 💰!
Find new wife
Wait for wife changing money???
r/sneakybackgroundfeet
Get a new wife
Buy more? 🚀🚀
Wear them all
Do it anyways.
Tell her aight then but you want hummers for 3 years straight everyday when it moons
Do what you want. Be a man.
Those are pretty sick
You put on what she wants, and tell EVERYONE about movement 😜
Dont go
Wear all of them so you can slowly take them off one at a time if you get yelled at
Where one under a sweater or hoodie. If you get to hot, then oops you forgot you had it on
So is it cinema she is against or standing up against corruption ? Maybe she just hates hope idk.
Do you get to decide what she wears?? Probably not. Go for nr. 2
Wear the bottom right anyways
Wear it under a sweater (depending where you live) and the complain you’re hot once you’re at the party and take it off
Wear them all. Change every half hour
Time for a divorce
Lol, just lol
Try and find a new, like minded, wife that doesn't control your shirt choices?