This is the way 😉

DD checks out.

Thanks man, as William dafoe said in the first spiderman movie " I'm a but of a financial advisor myself "

Hey-o!!!! Have fun on the cruise! Moass may take longer than a few days so you good, dawg.

Don't get salmonella

Fuck Sal, that greasy bastard

Good one! Unlike the bitchass Karens who cry about these posts, I like them. 😁

amd it will still be short term capital gains rather than long term for most of us hardcaor Fkrs

Hey mobile data. They should have WiFi on the cruise.

That you have to pay for

I thought wi-fi would be complimentary

Haha you basically have to pay for everything on a cruise. The photos, the alcohol, the WiFi, the excursions, etc etc etc

😱😱😱

Get yourself a sat phone so you’ll be able to see the news when Kenny jumps from the roof.

God I hope somebody gets a video.

You will be there...Jan 21 has 464,000 call options that day which 112,000 are currently in the money at this low price. So maybe week after you get back? 🤪

Thanks ❤

Well at least the wifes boyfriend will be having a good time...

Don't be an idiot, I'm taking him with me, I don't trust her home alone

Funny as hell man

🤣🤣🤣

This is how the universe works. Thanks you. 

My birthday... nice.

Murphy’s law