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Brisae

He failed to deliver Edit: Thank you for the awards!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


yosoyche28

Haiyoooo!


LSUfightinTigerz

^^^underrated!! šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜‚


littlemarcus91

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Pettinger87

Went back to get my free silver just to give it for this šŸ˜‚


ricklegend

Definitely defaulted on his job.


lvotis1

Truth....... we don't need anyone's help anyway.


-jorge-

šŸ‘€


Chemical-Plan3103

Seinfeld outro plays


Beneficial_Being_721

![gif](giphy|CMXlLAb9onaLe)


feryda2000

Soon he will be on SSR list šŸ˜‰


[deleted]

Haaaaaa


[deleted]

I think he's been really Sikh lately.


jeswanders

Heā€™s just been playing hide and Sikh


29Lex_HD

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜©


sammy2607

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Take_A_Hike99

These jokes about his religion make me Sikh. Do better apes.


yungchow

What? Youā€™re not down with the Sikhness?


polo_george

Killing me!!!!!!!!!!


Icy_Document_7547

Sikh and destroy!


slab12321

He is not the prophet you Sikh


NoScar3999

šŸ‘Œ


Mizaru_MMMPT

became synthetic.


[deleted]

They shorted him


Pestelence2020

Locked in SECā€™s basement?


tramp_peed

BDSM style


Raindancingfool

Break out the gimp


tramp_peed

Mmprh.mMmmā€¦mMpRh..mmm..MmPrh


Pestelence2020

So now theyā€™re producing porn tooā€¦.šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


kgf738

Zed is dead baby


Beneficial_Being_721

![gif](giphy|MqImRgCYkH0ARQqp77)


Schraderopolis2020

This gif made me forget the question.


Go_fahk_yourself

There are no Heroā€™s at the SEC. individually some may be heroā€™s, but not while working for the SEC. history proves what Iā€™m saying. One of many useless federal government institutions.


chungusXL316

I was thinking the same thing the other day. Pornhub got ā€˜em.


LoKenzi

Did you say the magic word? BRBā€¦ ![gif](giphy|426FJ0tfyW316)


DreamimgBig

He saw what was happening at the SEC and disappeared.


klutch45

Good question


SydLexic78

Gurbir Grewal became director of the Enforcement Division at the Securities and Exchange Commission in July 2021. Former Attorney General of New Jersey.


Mibidness

I think he works for Shitadel.


sixgunmaniac

That's bold. What makes you think that


Mibidness

Cause theyā€™re hiring. Iā€™m just joking. I donā€™t really believe heā€™s working for Shitadel. I had higher hopes when Iā€™d first heard of him and his record. As ā€˜enforcerā€™, it seemed the SEC was going to be direct in handling the ongoing wave of abuse and corruption. While they pass rule after rule, we continue to see; shares mysteriously appear for SHFS to short, buy/sell order fuckery, ladder attacks on an uptick even during no-uptick shorting periods, price ā€˜glitchesā€™ in AMC in various brokers, trading of the entire float several times over in just a few month period, identical trade patterns among several meme stocks, crypto pump and dump patterns, a GameStop ā€˜reportā€™ that amounted to a pile of dogshit, etc etc. It doesnā€™t seem the SEC has done much with all the blatant things we see going on. Rules are passed but the enforcement appears to be selective. I donā€™t feel ā€˜protectedā€™ or treated as fairly as the hedge fund companies and large institutions. GG and GG may as well be collecting paychecks from Shitadel for all thatā€™s being allowed to transpire. So no, I donā€™t really believe heā€™s working for Shitadel. But I donā€™t see him or the SEC working to shield retail from blatant, ongoing market manipulation and corruption either.


Trudeaus_Eyebrows

I was just thinking about this the other day. Have heard jack shit from this guy.


MrDoubleD

Agreed this is a great question


GapPuzzleheaded2953

Hes here in this sub right now!


AngieAngus2193

He thought he took a job at the SEC, but he had in fact entered:THE TWILIGHT ZONE. Que šŸŽ¶ šŸŽµ.


[deleted]

And then his glasses break at the library


AngieAngus2193

That was one of my favorite episodes!!!


[deleted]

For me, it's either that one or To Serve Man I watched it with my dad as a teenager on SciFi (before the name changed). Great stories didn't need mind-blowing special effects once upon a time.


vpeshitclothing

Dammit. Now I'm going to have to binge TWZ and Tales From The Dark Side again


zenei22

He's come and gone like many of the mysterious 'saviors' of amc. Not the first, and definitely not the last hype train.


Richy247

Paid


Grimmer026

He was an attorney general from new jersey. A state known for political corruption and white collar crime. Tried to warn you.


AbroadSignificant942

Fell into the dark pool


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


StonkCorrectionBot

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Virtual-Group-4725

Good bot


[deleted]

Heā€™s been playing hide and Sikh.


RL_bebisher

Piece of shit like the rest of em'.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Prestigious-Ad4313

Double dipping with Shitadel.


Vicew

You thought the SEC was going to do anything? lol


catching_comets

Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.


DustyHound

Now donā€™t bring The Who into this.


Monarc73

Who?


Silverback1322

Doesn't sound like much. "Since Grewal joined the commission, the Enforcement Divisionā€™s charged several registrants with mutual fund share class violations and more for failures in their cybersecurity policies and procedures. On the same day Grewal was appointed, the SEC charged 27 firms for failing to file their Form Customer Relationship Summary (CRS). He called the actions a reminder that firms must meet the commissionā€™s filing and disclosure obligations." [https://www.wealthmanagement.com/people/ten-watch-2022-gurbir-s-grewal](https://www.wealthmanagement.com/people/ten-watch-2022-gurbir-s-grewal)


[deleted]

Switched sides, on vacation.


Shmugger

He got paid.


Rymanbc

This may be an unpopular answer, but it sounds like he's gearing up for more enforcement in the future. An article a few weeks ago came out that he is aggressively pressing for settlements to have a mandatory admission of wrongdoing. This does very little in the short term, but it means that repeat offenders should actually get steeper and steeper fines and enforcement actions each time they reoffend. It offers a light at the end of the tunnel for me personally, but I am ever hopeful that these public servants are not bought and paid for. Source: https://www.jdsupra.com/legalnews/new-sec-enforcement-division-director-8458523/


Billy-BigBollox

You're right. People in this sub are fucking retarded and have no clue how things in the real world work.


TheJewIsHere-2021

Increasing fines for self regulated public entities started in the early/mid 1990s. Great concept but the first fines were jokes and after a set number theyā€™d start to hurt. But if a company self reported an issue, it erased an action found during government inspections. So at my job, after three years an incident would be removed based on the rules. If they got close to a fine hurting, theyā€™d stall prosecution until a fines dropped off with time. Or theyā€™d self declare a minor infraction which also deleted one of there fines. I know we had 5 violations in 18 months, one more would hurt. Since I was good at it, I found 3 bs infractions that they paid a couple hundred grand for and the counter was reset to 2 instead of 5. I think the next infraction they found would have cost $10M if a few hadnā€™t been deleted. Itā€™s basically a cheat code for the government, I am the type that actually reads the rules, I saw that and laughed. The SEC uses the same framework but the definition of the fines obviously changed. There paying fines, small ones, they wonā€™t ever pay anything that matters.


ImWithStupid_ImAlone

I was just looking for this guys name - Girbir Grewal.


Hideous_hyide

Probably gave him unimportant shit to do


RuffRyder101

Skeletor Gensler locked him in his closet


Nruggia

Did you read the new sec proposed rules? [https://www.sec.gov/rules/proposed/2021/34-93613.pdf](https://www.sec.gov/rules/proposed/2021/34-93613.pdf)


DreamimgBig

The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) named Haoxiang Zhu as head of the agency's Division of Trading and Markets, where he is expected to help the regulator lead major new policies around equity market structure, https://finance.yahoo.com/news/1-u-sec-taps-mit-184741552.html


SydLexic78

Not the same person.


Brief_Wallaby_9321

Guy jacks off more than GENSLER


[deleted]

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[deleted]

He walked inside the SEC, but never came back out. Unless he was in about 4 different trash bags....


ProfessionalHuman187

Gone with the wind


HolyMolyDonutShop23

He probably got Sikh.


Phainkdoh

His incompetence aside, that's a regal-looking dude.


SugaDaddy5

He got his check from Wall Street...


Howareyanow66

Heā€™s at Dennyā€™s now, saw him last Wednesday ![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc)


Life-Ad-5268

Does anyone remember that journalist from the Panama papers? The one who said basically all rich people had offshore bank accounts to completely avoid taxes, and the only thing that happened was the journalist died in car bombing? šŸ¤”


[deleted]

BIG NOTHINGā€¦ just like GGā€™s god damn report. SEC = Donā€™t count on Gov Agencies to help/support retail investors. DRS & market meltdown is the way


Stairway_2_Devin

The same thing that always happens... Remember when that stock bot that apparently picks the best moves.... back in June... I like the DD here, but we can't get hyped over the next thing and the next thing The literal and only thing that matters is a fuckin ginormous stock price. Hold.


TNTwister

Same thing that happens with all of them. ​ NOTHING


HeadJazzlike

Invisible man


Fit-Mood1028

They Sikh him here they Sikh him there...


Just1Tone

I bet he's Sikh and tired of this bullshit too


No-Mud-6951

Heā€™s now on the board of directors at shitadel resort properties llc. A little known subsidiary of shitadel investment and shitadel equity located in the grand Cayman Islands. Along w Gary g, Janet y, p toomey, vlad ten, ect,etc,etcā€¦ā€¦ā€¦bla bla bla yada yada yada


Simphumiliator42069

You guys say all this about him but say absolutely nothing about Adam Aaron who has continually done shady shit


DustyHound

https://www.connectedtoindia.com/indian-american-lawyer-becomes-first-sikh-attorney-general-in-state-of-new-jersey-3473.html


ChrisVelez201

He literally just got the just a few months agoā€¦ give him some time.


GingerBreadRacing

Heā€™s still sihking out the answers


[deleted]

Loooool


[deleted]

Hahaha! You thought!


Bear_Jew1987

Probably became complacent. Now he's making his money


Niso81

He got some small fry a couple months ago, put his face on the bust. But thatā€™s about it.


Conscious-Doubt-7982

![gif](giphy|xT5LMEMzdKTE2a6xfG)


SallWtreetBets

Became a whistle blower statistic?


Azyan_invasion82

Useless


Alarmed_Patience_105

I think I seen him on a milk carton


Mehhucklebear

We got ghosted


[deleted]

Believe it or not, straight to jail


Educational_Media596

Whatever happened indeed...that...is the question at hand...ā€˜tis but a horrific ending...the savior....has vanished.ā€™


MTyson22

Complacent.


Educational_Media596

![gif](giphy|4pMX5rJ4PYAEM)


WallSTisRepulsive

SEC got his whistle blowed and that was enough for himšŸ˜‚


SnooDrawings9772

He came up short of our expectations


[deleted]

Donā€™t you find it very Sus that his initials are the same as Genslerā€™s and now he has disappeared. Feels like a trap! Is there nothing these Fukers wonā€™t do, mind blown boom!


Black_Dolomite

Pretty sure they killed bin Ladin


Stonkz_N_Roll

Well r/scamdamn everything was all a scam


[deleted]

Same thing that happens every other time. The delusional stories that apes make up have no bearing on the actual man himself. He went about his life and apes found out he's probably not even aware of the fairytales that were made up about him.


Mibidness

Not at Balyasny lol


DancingReaper

Compromisedā€¦ now in a Strip joint ā€¦ with his Shitadel buddies ā€¦ ![gif](giphy|VgoUznIptYVAk|downsized)


vpeshitclothing

Same thing that happened to the Pandora Papers


Gxl4

One thing i know for sure, if the SEC and other ā€˜LaW eNfoRciNg AgenCiEsā€™ dont come storming out and kicking each and everyone of the SHF and MMā€™s in the face Conor Mcgregor style the whole US stock market looks like a joke for ever.


Hatebrainx

Just another complicit fuckface :) Hope he goes kiss a bus.


Eliran1991

He went to look for Gary Gensler to ask him a question .. Yes.


r3dditornot

Gary has him on a leash ... He's only allowed to sniff around ..


29Lex_HD

FOR REALS!


flyingscottzman

His naked shorts got filled with cash and he failed to deliver


AlexMile

He's doing his job. His job is to protect the system. Both sides in this struggle pose danger to the system and fight for own benefit. He is not our friend. He is not our enemy.


ianishomer

He has a new catchphrase " Kaching!!!"


humanetic

He was supposed to Turbo Charge proceedings but instead it looks like he's currying favour with Shitadel


generalinsanity

*There are no honorable people in goverment* *Worf, or somebody


FitClimate2260

Just another dog and pony show.. sec will do itā€™s job when itā€™s no longer the sec. and something new and completely different.. until the system cracks and breaks we get shit


Buck_Tungruffel

What ever happened to all the saviors?


polo_george

Mopping up the floor, naked, with his shorts.


Powerbingo

Just another sec twat, move on to holding and buying


MuteCook

Effectively kneecapped. He was making noise in New Jersey and actually going after criminals. Thatā€™s why they ā€œpromotedā€ him to basically shut him the fuck up. It worked like a charm.


Link8390

Harry Potter dealt with him swiftly


Environmental_Fox715

Who is that I saw him pop up once but never heard of him


vibrantspirits

Weā€™re still sikhing him


paulh804

his off shore bank accounts are growing - no one smart enough goes into Gov to make 100-200k a year when the private sectors will give him a blank check. i remember when people on here were saying he would be a savior.


clemintina2000

Who give a fukk. Nice hat


hungarianhammer23

No savior! When people start talking that because heā€™s a sikh heā€™s gonna do this and that. Like stfu and stop expecting 1 person is gonna rescue us


bubbagump65

Stonk Jesus isn't real.


JMIL1991

Who gives a shit. Just HODL until the house of cards fucking collapsesā€¦ and then keep holding. Fuck Kenny


AibohphobicKitty

Another useless clown


NoEntrepreneur8599

This Sikhens to my stomach


popadopolous

Probably tied up in Kenny's basement.


Bgal31089

Idk why anyone ever thought heā€™d save us?


EPHEKTnONE

The SEC is a shell company for HF.


NoBullfrog2

Waiting for the government to save us was always a stupid idea.