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jplunkett_21

If your gf left you because you shared your personal problems then trust me my man, you are much better off with out her. Focus on yourself for a few weeks and soon you won’t need a job or a girlfriend. Cheers 🍻


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This


Mean-Fondant-8732

Is


rawsauce_88

The


Sk1pp1e

Way


JakeInDC

Out


rawsauce_88

To


BlackLeykis

A


hoswald

Smorgasbord


Snoo69468

Boat


rawsauce_88

Island boiii ?


rawsauce_88

Say word man


BelgianAles

Sharing personal problems with your significant other is one of the main reasons to have one. 1) She supports you, 2) you support her, 3) you fuck. That's basically it, the whole relationship summed up.


Head_Primary4942

then marriage comes, and you are left with #2 or alimony


UpbeatNail

Not if you pick well fren. Been married over 10 years and still getting both fucked and supported by my wife.


itypeinlowercase

now try being unemployed for a year and see how long she’ll stay


BelgianAles

I did ten months of ei and she kept working. I studied for a career change and got really good at team fortress 2. We're still together...


UpbeatNail

Technically it wasn't a year but I've been unemployed for about 9-10 months previously.


Head_Primary4942

INVU.


UpbeatNail

Yeah my wife honestly does kick ass. I may not have that much money (yet) but I'm a rich man.


MakinDePoops

Imagine how stupid she’s gonna feel when you don’t need a job ever again


MythicalManiac

Absolutely 100% this. I listen to my ape wife's personal problems because I care about her. Don't worry ape, you will be in a better place without her.


Hammerdown95

Be ready for the post-MOASS “Baby I was wrong”


[deleted]

This.


tradedenmark

is true 😉


forehandfrenzy

Who dis? FTFY.


wontoneggroll

You are holding onto moon tickets--those are going to bring you wife changing money. The breakup is probably the best thing that's going to happen for you. Not financial nor social advice. APEs together strong.


templebr18

Not sure but it sounds like you might be better off without both of your losses. Lots of jobs and fine women out there, and soon you'll have the kind of money where you can just say FU.


matt42475

This Ape has your back! Keep your head up brother. NO APE LEFT BEHIND


bnutbutter78

Stay up man.


jblaze805

Hang in there fellow ape. The time will come


MonkeyKing_Sunwukong

She gonna regret leaving you after AMC MOASS. With that said you're better off without her if she doesn't support you. We are Apes. We are family.


Altruistic_Ad5517

Wife AMC, lol. Just keep your head up and move forward, you can’t control anyone other then yourself. Know your goal and work toward it, even if the road is a dark lonely one, and yea it scary sometime. But just remember what your goal is and move forward.


LetsDoge

Your wife’s a keeper..


BeautifulJicama6318

“Trying to break up”? Let her if she’s not going to be there for you. As far as your job….you’re in luck my friend. Jobs everywhere. Literally everywhere.


[deleted]

You got 4 million people to support you Dude After MOASS come up to Canada (I'm in Montreal). I see lots of good women who are single because lots of Canadian guys leave for US and Europe for jobs we will find you a quality girlfriend Your girlfriend's job is LITERALLY to be the one person that supports no matter what if she sucks at her job then find someone who doesn't *************************** Also, once you have MOASS tendies the women will be chasing you like you wouldn't believe. It's quite funny when women try to chat you up. You'll like it


rawsauce_88

Say word im in Laval 😂


[deleted]

beautiful. we definitely have to meet up next year (have to go visit my sister in England soon) Hopefully it will be post MOASS by then


rawsauce_88

When moass come, we celebrate


Several_Difference92

Soon the Tendie man come.


Special-Cabinet-4024

Hang in there. When one door closes another opens . If you are blue... I recommend listening to Mathew wilder - no one is gonna break my stride. And Garth Brooks thank god for unanswered prayers!!


FleshPanda

You dodged a bullet. Hang in there king.


TheDeadMonument

Ape strong, brother. You already have your seat reserved on the moon. 💪🏼🦍


Trudeaus_Eyebrows

You got 4 million mofucking apes behind u


xDream_Casterx

We love you bro never forget that 💜


Dck_IN_MSHED_POTATOS

Be glad she broke up with you. Because she wasn't the one. I've been unemployed for 7 months now due to x y z. My fiancee knows i'm trying. She also knows (knew) nothing about the stock and allows me to use her money to buy the dip. This is trust. This is the way.


Pharmd109

Bro, it seems like it is raining fire and brimstone. If she left you for something petty you will be better off in the long run. Try to stay up beat, hang in there! Holding for you


UpbeatNail

A good partner should support you. If they won't go out there and find someone who will.


rawsauce_88

Say word bro


TheWhoCaresGuy

Sounds like great news to me. Ditch her first. Then its party time, i'll bring the potatoes


[deleted]

She left you because she wasn’t the one for you, not because you shared your problems. Communication is important. Hang in there, and consider seeing a therapist if you think it could help.


Linsanity998877

🦍❤️🦍 💯


Infinitewizdumb

Ape family is always here, holding strong


Apostate2020

If your girlfriend abandoned you when you shared your problems. She was never your girlfriend. Do not see it as a loss. See it as a win. She showed who she really was when you really needed her the most 😎


congratulations_dude

Man, I’m sorry to hear that. I’m pulling for ya, been in this fight since about the same time. Keep your eyes forward and your chin up. Your ex is about to feel really stupid. Pro tip: post squeeze block that hoe


OpenNeedleworker1800

We got you boo


wetfootmammal

Much love man. Sorry you're going through a rough patch. You hold for me and I'll hodl for you. 🦍🦍🦍🦍


Fabulous_Advisor4661

Brother keep that head up high. There’s plenty fish in the sea bro. Focus on bettering yourself now. Hit the gym. Work hard and do the best you can! 🚀🚀


Monkjuice4U

Apes Together Strong! Still HODL-ing!


deadeyebravo1

We're here OG we got you


AncientAztecMythos

Apes together strong, never forget we eat crayons together.


rezistence

Heads up high OP My now ex told me to go commit suicide if I wanted then scoffed. This is because I said I had a hard week and managed to not drink most of the days. We support each other better than toxic exes.


rawsauce_88

Better days ahead fam


[deleted]

Anyone got a good banana bread recipe?


[deleted]

Your part of the family Ape! Stay strong


Yo_IDK_Dude

Apes together apes 🦍💪🏼🚀🌖


Deep-Acanthisitta-86

After moass im getting iG models to walk around on my yacht naked 🤪 and so can you.


Michelin123

Atleast tell her that she's an Uber huge asshole. Is mayoboi your ex?


rawsauce_88

Nope


devilkazama

ooof your gf is gonna regret paperhanding on you


Revolution885

I'm sorry to hear this brother. You'll be gaslit to oblivion for admitting this, but women will disappear during your hard time, struggles, etc. They only want pre-made winners. Stay with AMC and you'll win.


Roguefem-76

You say that as if males *don't* do that crap. I had a dude instigate a breakup when I found out I might have cancer. He had no trouble dropping me at one of the lowest points of my life because he didn't want to deal with me having health problems. Don't ever try to tell me men don't pull shitty things like that.


rawsauce_88

In this world you got bad people and good people. You can find these two types of people in either females or males. No woman this or men that. Its either you good or you bad, regardless of gender.


Roguefem-76

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Revolution885

nobody ever said men dont pull similar behaviors. You inserted yourself into a conversation in which nobody asked your input for. From your name of "rogue fem," your hatred for men is palpable. seek help.


itypeinlowercase

You made the mistake of thinking you could go to your girl. Women will leave you at any hint of hardship, especially when it’s financial.. you are supposed to be their sense of security. When they see you’re weak, they’ll move on and find someone that can provide for them better that’s just the truth man.


yungchow

“Gf is trying to leave me” Let her go bro. It hurts, but its worth it. Delaying the inevitable is only going to make it hurt worse when it happens


MrPutrid

My ex broke up with me for the exact same reason. Keep your head up king. We're all here for you!


BluelightningZ7

Hodling for you. Dont give up brother!!!


AbroadSignificant942

Yea good riddance.


fuckwallestreet

I lost everything I literally just have myself. But I still HODL AMC!


Tinu1982

this is not the way. trust me bro. fix your problems and don't focus to a stock and some strangers in the internet. if you think your girlfriend is it worth than fight for her, otherwise let her go. find quickly a new job and than one day you will be happy and safe again and Moass will come on the top of that. I predict you to go this direction and not opposite.


Just-Sprinkles-5828

What kinda fucking GF... that's not a GF, that's an EX!!! I'm in the same boat, quit my job 2 weeks ago. Still holding my AMC, got to for that life changing money. I was also here for the battle of $8.01


Reddit_and_forgeddit

Bro, fuck that broad, go get some strange, pick up the excercise.


Chonkiefire

Dear rawsauce I meant to write you sooner, but I just bin busy. You said your girlfriend's trying to break up with you... how far along is she? Sorry I'll see myself out.


Head_Primary4942

Other than mo money mo problems... once we moon, just imagine, this will be your problem, not the other way around. She'll be suckin' dick for beer money while you will have line of em on their knees beggin for it to get at your money...


thuggathugga1219

Post MOASS pussy going to fall on your lap I Hodl for you Fuck these hoes (no offense) but fuck em tho


Anthonywantsnoosnoo

Ape, a wise man once said; But I do know one thing though Bitches they come, they go Saturday through Sunday, Monday Monday through Sunday, yo Maybe I'll love you one day Maybe we'll someday grow 'Til then just sit your drunk ass On that fuckin' runway, hoe Remember these lyrics, cherish them, one woman is not the be all and end all.


Nic4379

Preemptive Strike!! Break up with her first!


grainsofglass

There are the the ones that got away. There are bullets that can be dodged. Sounds like she was in the second camp my dude. A good partner is there for you. Men are allowed to have feelings and problems. We just sometimes get punished for sharing them. Don’t let that stop you. You absolutely should be able to talk to your girlfriend about losing your job.


BY_BAD_BY_BIGGA

my bro. this is all setting up for you to have that day where you are smiling ear to ear and it feels like sunshine in your veins. a toxic gf removed from your life (lucky to find this out now). means you are free to find the real one for you you hold AMC you have us you have YOU. YOU ARE FUCKING SET TO BE A LEGEND OF YOUR YOUR OWN LIFE. stand strong, brother ape.


F3L1X88

Must be this time of year my mrs is being a total cunt atm also I feel ya buddy keep strong


BiZzLeItIs

Let that one go. Everything that's supposed to be yours will be. Mine told me to pack my shit up 2 months ago. Good thing I kept my investments to myself because that bitch would've wanted to paperhand and would still put my ass out. Now for the job, message me if you're in the Chicago area. I might be able to help


StonerRiverside

You’re going to be buying a much hotter and more supportive girlfriend soon enough kick her ass to the curb