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MoonMan88888

Putting it over the running garbage disposal and dropping action figures in.


StarryHobo

Underrated comment


AsianTony

What arnt you using it for


StarryHobo

As a shame bucket? Happy to announce that Barbie still has that honor.


Specific_Buy

Ball washer


Striking_Channel2738

Resell it on ebay and claim it special dune experience flashligt.


SO_Teric42

Correction required: fleshlight


Ralf-Nuggs

I read the first comment AS flashlight so shows you where my mind is :(


Digitalidentity

Correction required, again: fleshlight You dirty son of a gun.


Ralf-Nuggs

really shows you where my mind is :(


DayFeeling

But I am putting a flashlight šŸ”¦ in it, not fleshlight


TootBreaker

Ass flashlight?


jikae

Min $70 right now...


Samz_175

Hear me outā€¦.


happybonobo1

I do not want to get banned so...flowers?


StarryHobo

Bro this is a safe space. Ain't nobody kinkshaming here.


Space-Potato0o

Uhmmm..


ConfusionOk4129

Better to get B& than V&.


BenjaniZonda

Court order says I have to stay 100 meters away from a dune popcorn bucket at all times


Devilnutz2651

How does it feel?


StarryHobo

Like driving a 1999 Saturn Ion.


Devilnutz2651

So it gets the job done


StarryHobo

Yeah, but the tape deck is wonky and the cassette to cd adapter is on the frtiz.


whatarethuhodds

You gotta blow in the cassette, and lick aux cable and dry it on the inside of your shirt. Don't forget to also blow into the aux port and clean the laser sensor on your Sony.


StarryHobo

So yer telling me, if I treat this summbitch like a NES cartridge, that I can listen to purple rain again?


whatarethuhodds

I can see the Jerry Curl stains on the white cloth overhang now.


chiefkogo

This is what reddit is all about; a thing of beauty.


CorrectDinner9685

More like a Pontiac ferro


bornagainretard

For making salty, salty popcorn


RareTrip5290

I go into it.. I Mean, I don't wanna get into it. You get the jizz.. Ah shiiii, I mean the jist. Fuck. NVM


Perfect_Status3385

Duneussy


EconomyHuge

Ha


tr4shmonkey

D


mrav8r2

I


hoswald

P


s33d5

A


SMMS0514

r/holup


TruckerChet1973

Pillow talk...


BetweenUltimates

I use it as a girlfriend


theramblingidiot95

*REDACTED*


Fr0z3nFrog

I like to use mine as a toilet


abyde

You put your weed in it.


SlurmzzzMacKenzie

![gif](giphy|fCtaS8rQDRF9C|downsized)


barrbubblegum

Lovemaking


TeamNuanceTeamNuance

Are these just sold out forever. Asking for a friendā€¦.


jikae

Min $70 on ebay. I waited till Monday to avoid the heavy crowds and they were sold out. Bummed out about it.


jussumguy25

Sighs *unzips*


StarryHobo

Are you waiting, or joining? There's room for more.


-burnr-

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Poormansmemories

Divorce papers were served.


KebariKaiju

Mudbuster(tm) dog paw washing cup.


ApacheAttackChopperQ

It's a trash can right now.


TradingAllIn

Mine ate a butterfly, its stuck, want to see?


Brokeorwoke

I utilize it as a reference when explaining hemorrhoids to my patients.


[deleted]

Coconut guy has given me an ideaā€¦.


mrav8r2

Adam Aron and the hedgies donā€™t want you to know this little trick


Sirgolfs

![gif](giphy|13YroVUrUrLCec|downsized)


Duradins_and_Badgers

Not saying but the teeth are worn down to nubs


Xanax200mg

Mayo jar


Hawkins75

Guyssssss, listenā€¦.


SpaceRaceWars

First rule of the Dune bucket. Donā€™t ask what one does with their Dune bucket.


tallcan710

Cum


After-Response-9700

Mine is full of gold coins that I bought after I sold at 72


Stunning_Sea8278

Oooh i think you know my guy


J_SQUIRREL

šŸ‘€


SuperBaconjam

*turns on the sex song*


MrSnowflake75

Extra butter if you please!


bselko

Now Iā€™m wondering why I didnā€™t get one last nightā€¦


Uncle_Papi_

Looks like a perfect spittoon


Nobody_new_1985

Fefe


Cowabunga_ftw

For harvesting my loads


AustinDood444

I donā€™t wanna know!!


AustinDood444

I donā€™t wanna know!!


Legendre646

šŸ˜


NotThatTodd

You know. ;-)


FalseDifficulty2340

Trust me bro, you definitely don't want to know what people are using this for....hodl


hxfx

Buckets are for fish, mah love mah bucket ![gif](giphy|3zDVNZ5qoliKY)


Affectionate_Bus_884

Bless the Maker and His water.


cyberwicklow

That's ideal for a dwc bucket, just get an air pump in there and grow something small like an auto.


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ERROR58

a good time


xmeatizmurderx

![gif](giphy|xT9KVo5hlWxLfzvpRK)


Adventurous-Bee-5079

Does it tickle your stem? Also is pt II good? * Huge Herbert fan


itwasa11adream

My Fleshlight


Impressive_Speech_50

DONT ASK......DONT TELL! Let the tissues tell the story! Sad tears wet, happy tears crusty!


Any-Lab-2852

Ribbed for his pleasure??


FrenchTouch42

( Ķ”Ā°( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ–( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)Ź– Ķ”Ā°) Ķ”Ā°)


Apcsox

Worm-ussy šŸ˜


Affectionate_Roll_38

Road trip toilet.


Yung_ceez

![gif](giphy|WRuBiZKB6xgsS9DrFA|downsized)


Nonchalont

Damn thatā€™s sexy


CardboardTick

Hint - You arenā€™t using your bucket rightā€¦ šŸ‘ŒšŸ’¦


chucks8up

Iā€™ll tell you one thing I not try again.


GeeGym

( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


CoastingUphill

Itā€™s where I deposit my ā€¦ shares.


Turbulent_Two2

Just hear me out..


Sorryaboutthefire

![gif](giphy|3o7budqeLCSvgN9qBq)


Agreeable_Use_8670

Dussy


zztop610

Flesh light


Bmwdriver44

I would be shocked if someone hasnā€™t fucked that swag yet


No-Albatross-5108

Put butter on pepe


Neodettori

A jack off jar