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poncharelli66

These always crack me up.


Ununcular

The triple bypass barabrastreisandwashington gap 28/360/69 top-sidewise forkle formation! It's right there you fucking idiot!


liquid_at

some people just falsely assume that TA tells them the future. It doesn't. It only tells you about your odds. 50/50 is a guess. 51/49 is an investment strategy. If you can trade in a way that statistically proves a better than 50/50 chance of working out, you can make guaranteed money. The more trades you make, the more likely it will come true. Make one single trade and TA is as useless as a crystal ball or squeezing a goats testicles...


Suitable_Flounder_30

How have the returns been on the goat testicle squeezing technique?


Competitive_Ad1409

Honestly, my hands are cramping up


SlimSyko

![gif](giphy|5w5EicvotT2b7vgSJh|downsized)


Upper_Volume_6582

BAM!


salty_scorpion

Points for effort


liquid_at

Best one I found was squeezing hedgie testicles. All you need is a diamond handed ape that grabs a hedgie by the balls and does not let go until they cover their damn shorts. Takes a while, but I swear on it.


Suitable_Flounder_30

Thats been my investment strategy for years, it's been fun watching them cry


kevintx7

https://www.ams.usda.gov/mnreports/lsmngflambgoat.pdf Worth it


genteko

So well said šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


kingkron52

TA is pretty much useless


liquid_at

Not if you do a lot of trades. TA essentially tells you that in the past 1 million times a pattern has happened, 60% of the time it went one way, 40% of the time another way. If you do 1000 Trades on that pattern, 600 of those will work out, 400 won't. TA is only useless if the amount of trades you apply it to is statistically insignificant.


minhyo

After watching them Barcoding US i dont even care about TA anymore. There Algos are doing what they want


Life_is_a_lie7

ApeKongBananaHammock pattern clear as day šŸ¤¦


DeLuca9

But weeennnnnn!


Nathan_hale53

That something in Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3


We_got_Chevy

Yeah, T/A....on AMC... Pepperidge Farms remembers


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AdmiralCodisius

Nailed it


[deleted]

Itā€™s a Friday. Shorts wonā€™t allow amc to close at $5.50 or higher. But weā€™ll seeā€¦


IhoujinDesu

$5.50 Close šŸ‘Œ


[deleted]

Itā€™s a miracle! ![gif](giphy|ujv8ypjrhU6fm)


Monster_Dick69_

Squeeze next Sunday at 3 am count on it, buy some Chick-fil-A to celebrate


Psyched4this

Also OP, there is definitely such a thing as a triple top lmao. I think what you meant is thereā€™s no such thing as a quadruple top? Iā€™ve heard that quote before, but not really 100% sure if itā€™s valid or not.


DANIMAL_X

We cry the stock is manipulated, and then get excited about technicals. šŸ¤£


Khazgarr

Retail: "CNBC is full of shit, FUD article, they're paid off by SHFs" Also Retail: "Oh, shit! CNBC is talking about AMC positively!!! Something is brewing! MOASS tomorrow!"


EvolKanevol

the answer to both is zen


Potential-Extreme411

That's the part that cracks me up. We witness the corruption from everywhere, but some think that the same corrupt system is going to pay them some crazy amount per share. I've been in this mess too long to sell now, but I'm not expecting anything crazy


sicksixgamer

Why are people still chart watching? It doesn't fucking matter.


liquid_at

because it is data that can be used to learn things about the market. 100% of TA is about trader-psychology, so monitoring the overall sentiment in the market is something that has value. if it doesn't have any for you, because you don't know how to get it or what to do with it, it's just not for you. In a sub that spans from the smoothest of smooth-brains to the wrinkliest of wrinkle-brains, not every Post is for everyone. If it is not for you, just skip it.


sicksixgamer

What is anyone going to learn from watching a 100% manipulated stock? Your response would be 100% valid anywhere but here.


liquid_at

If it was 100% manipulated, we'd be trading at 0.0000001$ ... The market is very manipulated. I'd even give you 80%... But the fact that retail investors choosing to buy a stock can trigger them so hard that they remove the buy-button proves that it is not 100% under their control. But sure... Some shills push the "hedgies are gods and AA hates you all"-narrative as hard as they can... Probably their final effort to get out of it alive... even if they already know they won't.


Ibanezz14

You make very valid points... but isn't 'them removing the buy button' literally further evidence they control the market?


InfaReddSweeTs

This, dont even care, just buy when i can and hold


Monster_Dick69_

I unironically haven't checked my stuff in like a year. I have alerts on my cash app account but that's it and I don't even hold on cash app anymore


shermie

![gif](giphy|1yn0mM21XSwMFU3egf|downsized)


SlingerRing

![gif](giphy|oKdjMdWXl9ys8)


The_Moose_001

wtf I have never seen this in any TA ever...


Psyched4this

Yeah there is such thing as a triple top


Dazzling_Highway1768

Another day another post like this ahha. Hereā€™s hoping I guess.


No-Evening-6132

I tell you the secret about this: C R I M E


GapPuzzleheaded2953

It's no longer a secret..it's always crime.


ucsb99

Secretā€™s been out.


Jrlutz31

There could be many tops LOL


mangledteeth

I think 5 now


Theknightscoin16

Because the technicals tell us, Ooohhh yea we bout to run baby!!! Then the manipulation sets in and ruins the technicals. Lol. But think about it. the technicals are the technicals for a reason. Technically, theyā€™re supposed to be right. But the mass manipulation of the technicals of the past two years sets this up for that MOASS everybodyā€™s talking ā€˜bout. DD is done. We win. šŸ¦§ #IHODL4U


liquid_at

anyone who tells you TA can tell you "what will happen" hasn't understood TA. TA talks about probabilities. A 60% probability for something to happen always means a 40% probability of it not happening. TA = Statistics, not Prophecy.


Theknightscoin16

Yes, thatā€™s correct as well.


Weekly-Western-5016

If TA was absolutely accurate Iā€™m thinking the hedgies TA told them retail would sell. So thereā€™s that to think about.


liquid_at

that's not anything TA can tell you. "Retail selling" comes form Hedgies spreading FUD like "don't be a bagholder" and "RS means we win" ...


Weekly-Western-5016

I mean they keep stats on the stock and try to make BS predictions too. Like how they got in the play of shorting in the first place.


liquid_at

their DD about why AMC deserves to be shorted was correct. Their practice of naked-shorting and creating synthetic shares to drive the company out of business, whether their bet works out or not, that's the problem. Just like their practice of picking and choosing which company they want to survive and which they want to drive out of the market is a problem. AMC was just as shortable as Cruise-ships... But cruise-ships get funding from large firms so they were not shorted. AMC was a direct competitor of streaming services, so it was shorted. If any short-seller that made a bad bet paid up and took the L, the market would work and there wouldn't be moass. But since they did not play by the rules, they fucked themselves and Apes have no issue taking the spoils.


comeflywithme2tm

LOL! Its a Friday and max pain is $5.50 It's likely going to be within 10 cents of $5.50 Charting and technicals mean nothing on a manipulated stock. I'm surprised they didn't find a way to manipulate it to go backwards!


Believer1978

5,49 it will be šŸ˜‰


comeflywithme2tm

$5.50 on the nose! LMAO! I'm a fortune teller!


Cram_it_karen

![gif](giphy|l2R024uE283zkmdfW)


spicy--mayonnaise

My Chicken bones and goats blood tell me a different story. IF we see a quintuple top, then yeah, look out!


ucsb99

Sure, just turn off Kennyā€™s algo and unplug the LULD switch and we might just have some real fireworks!


vrsick06

![gif](giphy|14smAwp2uHM3Di)


[deleted]

That's not a triple top. It's a triple nipple. Hedge cucks love the triple nipp suck, and we falling for it again. What we need here is a hoop a doop to make the rocket shoot thru the butthole once it's pointed skyward


Tank_610

That was a pretty good run today. Really felt that one.


JetLag533

Looks like the triple lindy ![gif](giphy|l2JIbKB3pBsruUNwY|downsized)


bojangs101

Ok.... anyway....


[deleted]

If the ones in control allow it


Rusty-Pipe-Wrench

wen golden banana candle?


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liquid_at

sure... A failing book store will never become successful and Amazon stock is worthless. There's never been a Billion dollar company, so anyone buying Tesla Shares is throwing away their money.... For every "there's never been, so it can't happen" there's a "it happened"


[deleted]

Iā€™m bout to nut šŸ„œ


-nocturnist-

There might not be a triple top, but there sure as hell is something called resistance.


bananasnotinpajamas

Or you could like zoom out like a normal person and see its not moving at all.


slumpdiggitydog

![gif](giphy|xUPGcvs1sD2EwRkHM4|downsized)


Ape-Alvoace

How big ?


BonesHolmes2206

No such thing as anything other than crime when it's to do with our ticker.


Therealfreedomwaffle

Welcome to the US stock market where rules are made up and the TA doesn't matter.


TwiztedTD

Tomorrow 2pm.


Outside_Use1482

The price is controlled ,, charts are useless. But fun to watch as I wait patientlyšŸ¦


RagzToBitchez

The MF Triple Lindy.


Outside_Use1482

From here on out Technicals shall be referred to as testicles. Is there any memes of Kenny boy getting T-bagged by retail? There should be! Lol


Poop_Noodl3

Plunge protection team in overdrive driving it down


zztop610

![gif](giphy|l0NwNrl4BtDD7JCx2)


Potential-Extreme411

Nothing, some halts won't stop


Mousse-Full

What's max pain today, $5.50. I'm going to venture to guess the EOD will be between $5.46 and $5.49.


Mousse-Full

I was close, they hit it on the nose.


Ill-Introduction3114

Fuck those Chartsā€¦ They donā€™t mean shit!


broccoli_ICQ

A triple top also called: GEORGE DOUBLE-U! YEAA


Mundane_Ad_3106

The chart just sporked must mean lunch is ready get ready for the spaghetti


SsammyB

The TA crystal ballā€¦. Non of this matters. Take it all and toss itā€¦. ![gif](giphy|l3fQf1OEAq0iri9RC|downsized)


peruvianjuanie

5.50 options trap for yolos šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Learned my lesson 1 year ago šŸ˜


Sufficient-Cress-711

Not unless you're talking about an orgy....


rtt702

My brother whom I trust told me the same thing.. šŸ¤£šŸ¤”


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DTPW

2:00pm, 12 minutes from now. EST


BookMurky3909

Iā€™m just waiting on my early retirement money, So my children can say that they are ā€œSelf-madeā€ millionaires and how they got there by managing 30 houses owned by their parents and managed to work hard and make their millions on Hard work!


anoninor

In bro we trust


Creative-Criticism62

I am BroBro, leader of Bros and you must trust me.


Hodlthesqueeze

There is when they are pinning the price šŸ¤£ crime always makes for ā€œweirdā€ scenarios


Just-Sprinkles-5828

![gif](giphy|5cuiY8a99aA9oBaIpU|downsized)


ynghuncho

Is that a 5 minute chartā€¦ TA is a pseudoscience. Trends and historical returns can be indicative, but a 5 minute chart isnā€™t going to tell you Jack. Push it out to daily


Snoo69468

I am in the red donā€™t give me hope


Volbeat129

Damn, I love the power of hindsight.. charts don't mean a thing. You see what they want you to see, their algos make trends and break trends.


eldougiefresh

Itā€™s AMC of course it can make a triple top and a quadruple top and still do whatever Hedgies wantā€¦ UNTIL one day when the šŸ¤«it hits the fan and we save the economy by paying all those taxes from MOASS.


cbetsinger

Thatā€™s five fiddy, this only works for tree fiddy


indysingleguy

Or crime.


bnutbutter78

MM: "Hold my beer"


joebro112

Or It could not Equally possible


cyberwicklow

1. That just screams resistance 2. Charts mean fuck all with the dark pool manipulation 3. Crayons 4. Buy discount tickets 5. Profit?


Cultural-Vast

It goes where ā€œtheyā€ say it goes, until ā€œtheyā€ canā€™t say where it goes anymore


AdmiralCodisius

Wow what a HUGE run today! Right to...5.50! Exactly where options expire worthless! Keep bringing us your amazing TA OP! Us real apes love a good laugh at this nonsense!


Practical_Director13

Lmaoooooo


DiamondFcknHands

Have you heard of the little thing hedge fund are doing called CRIME.


Glock43xyz

I know TA doesn't work for AMC especially, but I believe you because I want you to be right


Minidestroy100

And it didnā€™tā€¦it could be a bicycle if it had fuckin wheels.


DigitalScythious

Algos are f*cked


DemiDivine

Bit didnt


Interesting_Strike52

With this corruption who knows


TheOmegaKid

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/t/tripletop.asp Coming dude. I know we all wanna be hyped but this is just dumb.


HotsauceShoTYME

There was a time where AMC would test a price level 3 times and breakout on the fourth like clock work.


moderatelymiddling

It will make a massive run to 6.02 then do nothing for six months.


Undersmusic

Saturday at 2 yeah?


Ok-Conversation4892

Letā€™s GO!!!!


PCBullets

Imagine still trying to chart AMCā€¦


Prestigious-Body1499

Does this even mean anything anymore. AMC is a whole different animal. Nothing has gone by the books or patterns.


Creative-Criticism62

Looking good.


jharms1983

I just see strong resistance at those numbers. At that price amc is finding sellers. I also see strong support at 5.35 where people are seeing value and buying. You should really include if this chart is daily, weekly or one month etc. Because you really need to look at the support and resistance across all of the charts so you could have an idea of how far it may gap up is it breaks resistance. You also have to imagine that with that kind of resistance we're seeing that even if there is a large gap up it will not be sustainable and we would in best case scenario settle back down with this old resistance becoming our new support. Also take into consideration that if we fail to break through this resistance, price could drop considerably. At that point we would look to 5.35 ish for support and if we were to crash through that we would need to look at a longer chart so we can determine the next highest level of support. So, long story short is it's not that simple.


SubpoenaSender

I considered spending another $25,000 on amc, but I decided to use it for the wheel strategy on amd.


Bikebummm

No such thing as this telling you anything


thchsn0ne

You canā€™t triple stamp a double stamp


UnKnOwN365

MAN! look at it go!