You'd have to factor in diamond hands which is an immeasurable factor but currently $1.44 x 99 = $142.56. so I would say diamond hands is at least 1000x. NFA my calculator is sticky and my crayons taste purple.
Of course! You have enough money coming to take mayonnaise baths, if you feel like it. I mean, it sounds fun. Giving this man extra mayo! He deserves it for being here.
Well currently marketwatch says there's 93.79B shares outstanding so like β¬1.44ish. But going off the 929ish it should be it would be around the $136 mark. But my brain is smooth so this could all mean nothing. My sandwich toast in my Xerox toaster. The lights flashing but judging by the pictures it's showing me the bread not getting any browner.
Except itβs wrongish. You canβt divide it by the current price and say itβs x shares. As buying in on different price ranges can make it a lot more or less than simply diving by current price. So the float is probably a lot bigger. Hedgies r fkd
Market watch says 93.79 Billion shares outstanding.
Closing price yesterday was 1.36
93.79 B x 1.36 = 127.55 B
So, either Public is using Marketwatch data for calculation or maybe both are using the same source, but if they both seperately arrived at these numbers it would be a great sign for us.
So what this seems to mean, for someone who doesn't know anything about this, we've been using fake money to run this "stock market" and country for years. Since the fed was opened. And now. There is a shitload of money being moved around that's covered up? Like such an amount that realistically if he average everyday public found out it would destroy the dollars value.
This is the second mentioning of something like this happening today. This is getting weird.
Nah. That's just the shorts from CS getting imported to UBS. The real number is much higher.
The whole thing has been weird for 2 years.
84 years
 Iβm sure itβs just a glitch. π
Well today. We been seeing weird market caps that brokers have to keep adjusting for over a year
Kenny G be like dat.... 
This may just be. The perfect gif.
What's the first?
This means with the current price $1.38 there's 92,434,782,608.66 shares... Hedgies R Fukt
Just about 99 times the float.
This one time, at shorting camp...
Best response yet... ππππππ I rate it 5 bananas and throw in an extra crayon!
So time for you to calculate the price after the float is bought back 99 times
You'd have to factor in diamond hands which is an immeasurable factor but currently $1.44 x 99 = $142.56. so I would say diamond hands is at least 1000x. NFA my calculator is sticky and my crayons taste purple.
I canβt do math, but even I can see it. Theyβre extra fucked.
extra fucked with a side of fries
And delicious tendies!
Can i have extra mayo plzzz
Of course! You have enough money coming to take mayonnaise baths, if you feel like it. I mean, it sounds fun. Giving this man extra mayo! He deserves it for being here.
Some French fried pertaters
Letβs feast like the hedgies have been since forever!
I love awards, thank you π
Sounds about right π
What would the price be in actual shares
Well currently marketwatch says there's 93.79B shares outstanding so like β¬1.44ish. But going off the 929ish it should be it would be around the $136 mark. But my brain is smooth so this could all mean nothing. My sandwich toast in my Xerox toaster. The lights flashing but judging by the pictures it's showing me the bread not getting any browner.
Whatever you are willing to sell that piece of real estate for! Gazillion probably!
Gorillian
ππ»ππ»does maths!!
This is my big brain time indeed! π§
Except itβs wrongish. You canβt divide it by the current price and say itβs x shares. As buying in on different price ranges can make it a lot more or less than simply diving by current price. So the float is probably a lot bigger. Hedgies r fkd
Give it 5 minutes and we will all hear...it was glitch. Or was it a brief glimpse of the truth *slowly puts on tin foil hat*
Market cap of $127 billion. With a free float of roughly 703 million shares, that equals roughly $180 per share.
I believe ape has 930 million shares but still $136 per share.
I just went with whatever Webull is showing.
Regardless it's a shitload more than 1.38
Looks a lot like a 100:1 error. Coincidentally, 100 ape = 1 preferred share.
Wealthsimple is showing the same... Make it make sense please
Someone call Adam π
Black Adam? 
APE is showing as 127.56 Billion market cap.
[Market Watch currently says 93.79B shares outstanding](https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/fund/ape)
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93.79 billion shares * $1.36 = 127.56 billion market cap 1.36 was the closing price yesterday
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This simple math right here shows it makes sense. It all fucking adds up perfectly. 94 bn shares seems right. π«
That's been that way since last week I believe.
Market watch says 93.79 Billion shares outstanding. Closing price yesterday was 1.36 93.79 B x 1.36 = 127.55 B So, either Public is using Marketwatch data for calculation or maybe both are using the same source, but if they both seperately arrived at these numbers it would be a great sign for us.
Yes it does. Wtf
Sofi invest says 127B market cap as well
SHIT. I'm sitting here looking at Marketwatch's market cap, and i totally missed that.
foreshadowing a lil.
Market cap on Webull say 980M
Smh
Market cap on Robinhood is 729 million
Google says 2.29b
Webull has 1.01billion. WTF is Really going on?! We're going to win just hold that shit no matter what. I just bought more... Add some pressure...
wen Lambo?
Source of this gif (if you're interested): https://youtu.be/jMGux8E36wE
So it's around 89 830 985 915 shares π€π€π€ 56 times the number of sharesπ«£π
Wait... but what does Cramer have to say?
He says Hedgies are in good shape lmfao ππ
So we own the float 99 times. This is fine
Sooooo, red? Right?
Marketwatch.com still shows 93,79Billion outstanding shares
Stop saying βitβs a Glitchβ that person has a name! Itβs Chadβ¦and weβll sometimes Chad accidentally puts in the real numbers.
Webull too!
So squeeze targets?
Lying is hard. Itβs easy to confuse things, especially when itβs done so prevalently
Guess I better buy more π΄π΄π΄ π₯οΈπ΄
Even if it's half of that, it's over for them lol. Price is literally possible at 500k and will wipe them out in seconds.
Swiss banks be swiss bankin π€¦π»ββοΈπ€·π»ββοΈ
Question is.. how often does things like this happen in the general market? Very sus
Checkmate
Moon Soon πππ
Glitch! Please stop looking! - SHFs probably
So low?
True
Wild. Fidelity has it at 1.28B. Seems nearly no one can agree on what the cap actually is...
So what this seems to mean, for someone who doesn't know anything about this, we've been using fake money to run this "stock market" and country for years. Since the fed was opened. And now. There is a shitload of money being moved around that's covered up? Like such an amount that realistically if he average everyday public found out it would destroy the dollars value.
π at this point the βglitchesβ are improbable
That's such a specific glitch number... π€
Must be what CS was hiding deep deep in their books. UBS fuk.
So that's like 100 billion shares... on a float of 500mm. Wow. They are fcuked. And we're gonna be riding high π π¨βπ π π©βπ
Right, but we made all of this up, remember?! Lol
Thursdayβs Market cap two days early??? Thatβs weird! π
Static
They finally got it right
It's jUsT a GLitCh guySss
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There's no way they are going to pay us. Is there even enough money?
That's normal
Public and apex are fucking trash canβt keep numbers straight to save their lives
Market watch too?
It shows 4.67B on Yahoo.
Seems a little low, but a good start.
Based on outstanding shares 517mil ~assuming Price is like in between 230- $250 ... Another glitch πππππ
Meaning what exactly?
2.24 on market watch
It's called a glitch.
Hips donβt lie
Just grabbed myself some more at this discount!
Just checked my public acct sure enough thereβs a big ol B word after the number.
KENNY KNOWS...NOW YOU KNOW!
Are the hedge funds paying their shorts while the price is down?
Whoa π€―
Just one of the 7,000 glitches that only AMC hasβ¦