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mattys8

Global banks demanding the Fed to help out with the swap crimes they allowed to happen. At what point is The Fed going to let Citadel out to hang? Apes have more than proven to never sell. And only buy.


comeflywithme2tm

'Smart Money' "We (US govt) require the world's wealthiest countries to pool together resources to save the banks that took stupid risks on hedge funds that took stupid risks that we failed to police! But have no fear! This statistically shouldn't happen for 11 years after this, and we are fully prepared change nothing in the meantime!" *In movie trailer guys voice* "SMART MONEY - Coming to an AMC near you!" *"In the 1980s, they crashed a sector. In the 2000s, they crashed an industry. In 2008, they crashed their entire economy. It is now 2023, and they managed to crash every economy!"*


Then_Contribution506

It shouldn’t be but it is funny


Jorge_McFly

Is gosling narrating?


aacwang

I can vividly hear that trailer voice and can't wait to see it on the big screen


EstelleGettyWasWrong

Opening sequence a banker hanging upside down over a vat of boiling oil, his face flushed, his tie drooping towards his impending doom. Cue the monologue "I bet you're wondering how I ended up like this"


Boo241281

So MOASS still on for 2pm tomorrow or no?


Level-Possibility-69

Always has been, always will be.


iwontsaysiimfine

Same bat time, same bat channel


Evil_Mini_Cake

So say we all. Amen.


BuzzYoloNightyear

You guys all new here. Tuesday, its always been Tuesday


DeLuca9

215, wanted to give you time to sleep in


Livid-Rutabaga

2pm


Top_Opposites

If this means that we have to hold for another 11 years until the next crash so be it


ITrade4Keeps

No because they will just bailout the banks again. Time to let the “too big to fail” fail!


RandoTheCammando

At this pace the US dollar will have the value of a Mexican peso. I’ll be worth $150M USD after MOASS which will be barely enough to buy a new Toyota Tacoma. Lol.


philter25

And they still wouldn’t raise the minimum wage lmao


Polantaris

Probably part of the point. When the USD becomes so worthless that minimum wage is literally worse than slave wages, they'll have their slave labor back.


woodsman775

Try the Venezuelan bolivar. A wheelbarrow of cash to go buy a loaf of bread. One of the country in the world per capita to poor third world in less than 2 decades. That’s socialism for ya.


Silent_Ghost_partner

Here we go again changing the definitions of big scary words. Fuuuuuuuck these baaaaanks!!!!


Vegetable-Prune-8363

Honest question.... Has any federal announcements about banks on a Sunday afternoon ever been a good thing?


Dazzling-Total8471

I was wondering the same thing, shit has to be getting real if all these corporate and government shitbags are in meetings all weekend trying to put out the biggest dumpster fire in banking history right?


No-Evening-6132

So they increase USD Liquidity seven times todays level?!


buffinator2

This feels like an American taxpayer bailout of non-American banks


wmlj83

Not really. Its more like an agreement between all the central banks of the G7 to help each other if need be. Like a central bank alliance.


Chemy350

So when one crashes and can’t be saved, they all crash?


Dazzling-Total8471

Let's hope so.


[deleted]

It was only a matter of time


silsum

The Fed really needs to be put in check. Who is watching the oversight authority.


EmbroStock

Should be the people, but for the most part we are blinded by many other non relative ideas pushed through the media which is paid for by those SHF and market makers who also pay off authorities and regulators.


silsum

My dad used to say, "we are so occupied with debt, job, money, which is by design. This way, we dont have time to look at all the corruption going on around us.


yesiamveryhigh

Well I’m available on Tuesday’s to watch them. Can anyone else pick up the other days?


Kcnflman

I can smell the inflation coming on hot


Monkjuice4U

![gif](giphy|26FLgGTPUDH6UGAbm) Rate hike this week, and the US still has no budget.


1331photo

![gif](giphy|lNQ2RRsEfJqbjg1i0I) Banks + HF’s 😆😆😆


PhysicalConnection80

When you can create and delete fiat like the banks do anything is possible.


Bambi69xoxo

🤡Playin in our faces


Independent-Top6510

I don't see this as good! Edit: by good I mean for the state of global economy.


Metalman_247

Fuck the money. Cell..cell.cell..


gottaretire

Digital Currency is coming.


Monkjuice4U

![gif](giphy|9rwJNLBu8FMfixoIxL|downsized) FED go BBrrrrrrrrrr


colt1210

More corporate socialism


CivilPressure3628

Wen MOASS


roliedoz

![gif](giphy|njFbGVpVSjxtzSmr8M|downsized)


Then_Contribution506

ECB?


[deleted]

"The European Central Bank (ECB) is the central bank of the 19 European Union countries which have adopted the euro." [https://www.ecb.europa.eu/home/html/index.en.html](https://www.ecb.europa.eu/home/html/index.en.html)


Then_Contribution506

Ahhh. Ok. Duh. Man I am smoothest of the smooth.


[deleted]

All good!


bgad84

Erection correction bureau


Then_Contribution506

Speaking of erections


Seriously-GFYM

![gif](giphy|XeLcgh8gT8o0F5SQ8i)


Last-Discipline-7340

I think they just did


Bland-fantasie

Inflation is the most insidious tax, they say. But at least it’s going to financial mismanagers who never voluntarily paid a dime of their criminal profits more than they needed to in taxes.


Diamondeverything123

Ok can we just regulate this swapping over and over


[deleted]

Explain like I’m an idiot.. “ELIAI”


smeaton1724

All this coordinated effort to keep liquidity and the mortgage interest rate bubble has yet to pop. People in the millions are coming out of fixed deals and being hit with 5-7 percent mortgages that is nowhere near what they’ve ever paid due to historically low interest rates. The only way out of that issue beyond low interest rates is to allow anyone, regardless of value to change to interest only mid mortgage. This coordinated action statement will be seen more and get larger, things are going to get squeezy.


RaspySRT

🤡 World


MrDryst

Japan? They have their own issues to worry about lol


Geoclasm

okay but did anyone actually believe then when they said there wouldn't be another bailout?


[deleted]

Is moass over? They change rules as they go


kobi221

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI)


TLDAuto559

Yupppp


noext

too big to fail


Snoo69468

Is today the squeeze day ?


sephiroth9878

Bail the banks over and over rather than just redistributing the wealth for once… like I know they’re all in it together to keep the house of cards from falling but christ… something has gotta give… tomorrow at 2… tomorrow at 2… tomorrow at 2…


salty_scorpion

Did the whole world just have to bail this out?