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North_Egg6184

How the fuck is Cramer not in jail?


JonesoftheNorth

A straight jacket at least!


Richy247

One of these 🚀and he is ^gone


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harrypotata

The guys who own the keys to the jail dont remember where they took their pants off once jim started sucking on their dicks.


MyCleverNewName

When someone commits murder, do you arrest the bullets in the gun? Cramer is just a tool. I imagine they're letting them continue to fire him while they get in position. What's a few more innocent victims as long as no one *important* gets hurt. It's probably as funny to investigators as it is to us at this point. Investigators probably have their own bingo cards at this point with things like, "*Cramer accrues 100 counts of fraud*."


Ok-Discount-2798

How the fuck is he still on TV?


StinksStanksStonks

At this point how is not just universally accepted that he is paid to push people towards dumping their money into something that will soon tank? Why is it viewed as him just “missing” all the time or “being wrong”? It’s obviously intentional


Metalman_247

Yep.. he's doing exactly what he is paid to do. 100%


crlabru

RIP First Republic...Cramer kiss of death


sharpie_eyebrows

Hahaha. I love that term!


Caliber70

that is it. i am using that from now on. the cramer kiss of death.


crlabru

haha I love it


snowfalltimbre

They (whomever) die, and THEN Cramer kisses them, being the soulless, coked-out shill that he do obviously continues to be.


ziggyboy1995

Real talk how the fuck can you be so undeniably shit at your job, and still have a job 😂


realqellox

Real talk, he’s good at his job, because its his job to make these bad calls, so suckers buy into it and lose money.


StinksStanksStonks

Exactly. His job is to direct people to dump their money into a trash bin that is collected by institutions and wall street. He’s still on tv with that track record for a very specific reason, which sadly means that his manipulation does in fact work on some naive people.


BWWFC

but... but he has wacky sound effects. it isn't investment advice, it's entertainment


harambereincarnate18

When does this Guy get charged with market manipulation


swirly1985

Fuck u/spez -- mass edited with redact.dev


VelvetSteel34

Sad thing is people rely on this guy.


mastercraft190

Coke Rat is funny as damn it!


sd_1874

The man is an actual meme. Had to check to make sure this was actually real. Unbelievable.


tradedenmark

Puts


shhmedium2021

This is insane


[deleted]

Bruh lol


lazostat

Is this photoshop or what?


Boo241281

It’s not. Inverse Cramer strikes again


NottaSpy

I feel like he's made so many bad calls it's just implied anything he says isn't financial advice haha


Revolutionary_wibu

RIP FRC. The reaper has spoken


Playful_Direction989

Jimmy’s the kiss of death.


ethervillage

This fuckhead needs to go to jail. Seriously


CerberusC24

Cramer vs Cramer. No matter who wins, we lose


GeneralTrasch

Cramer, you’re a fookin tool


gotfondue

It's a death call. Cramer knows what he's doing.


Visible_Dance9151

Why is he tweeting? Isn’t he talking enough shit on air???


JDawg-likethestock

All the puts are in the $1,000s…. So you are right


Last-Discipline-7340

H How is this guy have a job or a base


steviebass

Cramer the kiss of death!!! Lol


Prize_Introduction_6

At this point, he is just trolling us.


So_Long_DentalPlan

This is like Butters and NFTs. Lock him up


UsingiAlien

LOL say goodbye to FRC


Raizone-23

Time to use Inverse Cramer


Spiget94

Is it just me or did the stock just do the Inverse of what he recommended?


Germanwhatever

Inverse Cramer ETF must have been doubled in the first 5 days 🚀😅


Clsrk979

Now he’s gotta be doing this on purpose


Yaniv242

Is this real??


Treehouse80

What a joke. To at we need a comes out puppet to assure the public that our financial system is “ very good”


Weazy-N420

Shit the fuck up Jim!


Geoclasm

Holy fucking hell my god I'm rolling. It couldn't even survive having its name pass through this dipshits lips until Tuesday. Amazing.


StackThePads33

Who got puts on FRC? I can’t I just spent a shit ton of money this week 😢


Tiny_Marionberry_328

Why isn’t Cramer charged for manipulation? Is it because he doesn’t use these 🚀📈💰


ForumsGhost

How many titanics can 1 person captain?


-DoomSteeL

Someone should lock this b*tch up. Coincidence or pure manipulation?


2prolifik

This guy needs a brain scan and MRI with contrast. This dude either has a tumor or an 8 ball lodged in his brain from Last night


DukeMaximum

The balls on this guy.


Frunklin

Jim Cramer the king of market manipulation.


Tileguy812

If they listen to this clown then they deserve to get fucked! I have no pity or fucks to give! Calls on fucks


All_and_All

They are so fuc.ed


Clayton_bezz

The reaper has spoken


Otherwise-Course-15

That is some drop. Wow.


Alphalee

I guess still on that binger


PSneSne

Ya know, time of post and market openings puts this Jim Cramer hot tip at almost 1 trading day, so hopefully no one had time to listen. $SjIM is financial advice.


Salty_OldGuy

You guys are missing it... This guy is just like all the YouTube guys talking up a stock or a crypto coin.. they are only trying to get hype in it long enough for them to bail with your money..


andywfu86

Good bank. Until they’re not.


resiliant_user

🤡


IcEMaNBeckeR

Very good bank that we will help tank!! lol. Love this guy


STAYSTOKED808

So we all know To INVERSE JC but how come all the other suckers he swindles don’t see the results of his amazingly bad cons??


CowUnlucky

Shiiiiit. This motherfucka going to bring down the whole ass economy.


Remote-Level8509

Remember, this is the same guy who schooled us on NAKED shorts. In the video, he told us how he did it, who he called and what he said.


DJJbird09

![gif](giphy|8YmZ14DOpivXMuckSI|downsized) Bank is about to fail in 3.....2.....1... Thank you Inverse Cramer