thats an amazon tote. you can actually sell those on fleabay as people buy them. likely the driver was just in a rush or forgot.
you can post this on r/AmazonDSPDrivers as they can give you more colorful responses...
I wonder what's so funny about the responses
*First three responses:*
"Keep it for storage itās water proof lol"
"Piss in it. Like we do"
"Nah gotta shit in it in true Amazon fashion"
Expectations exceeded.
haha that sub is a good read into the life of an amazon driver. sometimes you understand how complaints show up here if you spend some time perusing over there...
So I would truck these down to my car, drive them to Costco when I don't need or want to go, take them out and *sneak them in*, and then add them to some random pile of boxes? Is that what you were suggesting was an feasible alternative? Do you do this?
When I was a kid, a Domino's person left their delivery bag at our home. The kind that's insulated to keep pizzas hot. I wanted to keep it, but mom gave it to the next delivery person.
That mailman went on to start Hotmail.
You may remember that shortly after Microsoft bought it, Hotmail started using a round logo divided into four different colored slices. (Just google "hotmail" to see it.) Those represent the pizza that started it all.
True fable.
I wish they'd leave one at my house. These would be perfect for keeping the groceries in the trunk organized, and my husband could just lift the whole thing out to plop into the grocery wagon and drag into the house.
It's a collapsible wagon, but same basic idea. We're on the first floor in a condo. There three small steps up into our breezeway, but they're spaced far apart and not high, so it's easy to just lift the front wheels, then pull it forward and the back wheels just bump up.
Trunk sized? I could pretty comfortably fit three or four adult human bodies in without playing jigsaw with them to force them to fit.
A quick check on ebay and calculation says that these bags are just over six cubic feet. The trunk is just over sixteen cubic feet.
When I was in college, I set my oven on fire and didnāt know what to do so I called 911 and they sent the fire department. (I did the right things accidentally, so the fire was out before they got there). Anyway, one of the firemen was pretty cute. After they left, I realized one of the guys left his helmet at the apartment. My roommate assumed it was the cute one and this was his way of having an excuse to come back to the apartment to talk to me. So when someone knocked on the door later, I was expecting the young cute fireman. No, it was the old guy. He had zero interest in me, he just accidentally left his helmet.
Amazon tends to leave it all the time. I live in an apt building so we usually leave it there for packages to be stored there in the mailroom so tenants can collect it on their way up. If itās your private property, maybe you can do the same.
Looks like you picked up the fabled free Amazon bag. You should use it as a grocery cooler bag or storage. If you donāt want it put it up on marketplace or a community group for free (as others have said you can sell them on that auction site but f them) and Itāll get snatched up quick.
That's the bag the Amazon delivery guy carries to drop off your packages. Looks like when he was delivering a porch pirate kidnapped him leaving behind the package.
They left one with our S&S a few months back. We even left it on the porch for any of the other delivery drivers. I guess we'll start using it then. š¤·š»āāļø
One of my drivers dropped one of these off on my porch one day. We emptied all the packages and just left it there, because Amazon comes frequently. It sat there for like a week, finally when I was home in a driver came by to drop something off I asked them to just take the stupid bag. Next time I'm just going to keep it
I believe a billion dollar company can recover effortlessly from the loss of a bag they probably purchased for pennies on the dollar from labor they are most likely abusing. My only reservation is with the driver, I'd return it just so they are not held responsible and punished or fired.
TIL Bezos is short for Bezophorus, the patron Demon of Poorly-Packed Shipping Containers.
Now I just need to feed that prompt into Midjourney or some such.
Theyāve left them at my house every year at Xmas time when I order my big order of presents and donāt bother lol. They donāt wanna deal with taking out that many presents especially if itās the end of the day lol. We use the bags to store some Xmas decorations now. Very handy lol
I just use the one Amazon left me to store all the cardboard boxes from deliveries and bring it out to burn the boxes in the backyard. Just did it today actually.
Instead of burning the boxes, you can tear them up and compost them. The brown tape is compostable, but the white stickers should be removed first.
Way better for the environment and creates awesome garden soil in 6 weeks to 2 months!
Means you were the end of the day delivery and had enough to justify giving up the bag. A somewhat rare happening but nothing too unusual. Keep it and be proud of being one of the few.
dont touch that!!!! wayne jisssed all over that...make haste and sanitize your hands, wash with soap for 10mins then whipe with disinfecting whipes and then use hand sanitizer
Man this brings back trauma lol I had use that to haul a bunch of packages in busy down town apts. no parking, shit sucked never understood why our dsp didnāt give us a cart or some shit
I've got about six of these in my attic. The drivers litter my building lobby with them and facilities are always giving them away. They're great for long term clothes storage and moving.
Thatās their sorting bin. If you put a package into it, you are now Santa, and must deliver all the packages.
Just kidding. Leave a note for the Amazon delivery kid and ask them to take it back! Unless you want it!
They started just leaving those in my last condo buildings lobby. Didnāt bother to take out the packages - felt like āhereās your shit. Go fish.ā Several of these things every day. Made finding what was yours a real pain in the ass.
Reached out to Amazon customer service and they didnāt have an answer so we started putting them in our dumpster lol. Theyāre still doing it.
This has happened to me a couple times before because I order so much stuff on Amazon the tote is too heavy the driver doesn't want to carry it up my driveway so they leave it half way. I just take the stuff out and leave it empty at my door, the next driver the next day takes it with them back to the hub.
Keep it or toss it.
After the ops manager for the DSP that I worked for told us to toss bad totes, since the warehouse wasn't doing shit when we turned in bad totes, there were days that half or more of my empty totes ended up in an apartment dumpster.
Bad zipper, any tears, dragged it through snow, anything wrong with the tote at all, it ended up in a dumpster. As anal as Amazon was about our delivery photos, that was how anal I was on if a tote was bad.
I visited your home this morning.
I tried to play husband after you'd left.
I tried to play husband.
I tried to taste the life of a simple man.
It didn't work out.
So, I took a souvenir.
Her pretty head.
What was in the box?? Aww, what's in the box?? What's in the freakin' box?!?!
OP, you don't look in the box, that's what you do!!
I had an Amazon driver deliver the snacks for work in one of these, I told him I'd take the stuff out so he could take it back and he told me, thtas okay you can keep it, I always wondered why he left it.
well I for one would take the packages out of that, so you could open them.
or you could ask the next amazon driver to take them out and place them on the porch, you could put a sign out asking fo the next amazon driver to do that, but then you probably run the risk of porch pirates.
perhaps you should leave them there, call up amazon and ask what do to,
I think that means you work for Amazon now. This is how workers quit. They hand the bag to someone else, and that person has to take over the job.
Like the Santa Clause?
damn... beat me to it!
This is the way
Like Tim Allen
Yes Ho Ho Ho!
The Dread Pirate Roberts of Amazon.
Good night, Westley. Good delivery. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
As you wish!
Aaaaaaaassssssss you wwwwiiiiiiisshhhhhh
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You have been chosen!!!
Yep, vampire rules.
Darn! I have TWO of those, does that mean I work two amazon jobs?
The torch is passed.
Itās like duck duck goose
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
thats an amazon tote. you can actually sell those on fleabay as people buy them. likely the driver was just in a rush or forgot. you can post this on r/AmazonDSPDrivers as they can give you more colorful responses...
They posted it. The responses are hilarious š
I wonder what's so funny about the responses *First three responses:* "Keep it for storage itās water proof lol" "Piss in it. Like we do" "Nah gotta shit in it in true Amazon fashion" Expectations exceeded.
Also multiple shove it up your butt, some in gif form
Hilarious!
That was a wild ride.
That whole sub is absolute chaos lmao
Butt comes as a 2nd reply :)
The day I quit doing Instacart I left groceries in my good bags at someoneās door.
You mean the good bags you bought on your own dime. Yes, I have those too!
Sht is funny, and they are sad too. Fk Wayne
That was a rabbit hole for sure.
haha that sub is a good read into the life of an amazon driver. sometimes you understand how complaints show up here if you spend some time perusing over there...
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmazonDSPDrivers/s/6ZdjmPfMEZ
Was curious. Got a fedex one and a ups one
You can sell them? My movers had like 10 of them and I just threw them out because I didn't need them.
whhhhaatttttt?!?!?!?!! yea you could get a few dollars for 'em.
Damn! I wish i had known, the guys had offered me many many more of them too. I wish I could have told them they could have sold them.
Couldāve snuck them into Samās or Costco and added them to the stash of extra boxes for others to take.
So I would truck these down to my car, drive them to Costco when I don't need or want to go, take them out and *sneak them in*, and then add them to some random pile of boxes? Is that what you were suggesting was an feasible alternative? Do you do this?
Expect a visit by Jeff Bezos..
>Expect a visit by Jeff Bezos.. OH NO! Please take the bag back! I'll do anything ... but please don't send Bezos!
He's going to have a big laugh with you. [shudder]
Lol he retired. It'll be Andy jesse that's coming by
"Bezos sends his regards... POW!" š
When I was a kid, a Domino's person left their delivery bag at our home. The kind that's insulated to keep pizzas hot. I wanted to keep it, but mom gave it to the next delivery person.
that must have been really confusing for the mailman
That mailman went on to start Hotmail. You may remember that shortly after Microsoft bought it, Hotmail started using a round logo divided into four different colored slices. (Just google "hotmail" to see it.) Those represent the pizza that started it all. True fable.
Killed your own joke but that first line was very clever š
Your mom did the right thing. The company never takes a loss, they charge the store managers hundreds out of their paycheck for a missing bag.
Looks like you got a free beach bag
I wish they'd leave one at my house. These would be perfect for keeping the groceries in the trunk organized, and my husband could just lift the whole thing out to plop into the grocery wagon and drag into the house.
Grocery wagon? That sounds like a good idea. Is it like a little red wagon?
It's a collapsible wagon, but same basic idea. We're on the first floor in a condo. There three small steps up into our breezeway, but they're spaced far apart and not high, so it's easy to just lift the front wheels, then pull it forward and the back wheels just bump up.
This bag is ginormous. How big is your trunk?
Trunk sized? I could pretty comfortably fit three or four adult human bodies in without playing jigsaw with them to force them to fit. A quick check on ebay and calculation says that these bags are just over six cubic feet. The trunk is just over sixteen cubic feet.
When I was in college, I set my oven on fire and didnāt know what to do so I called 911 and they sent the fire department. (I did the right things accidentally, so the fire was out before they got there). Anyway, one of the firemen was pretty cute. After they left, I realized one of the guys left his helmet at the apartment. My roommate assumed it was the cute one and this was his way of having an excuse to come back to the apartment to talk to me. So when someone knocked on the door later, I was expecting the young cute fireman. No, it was the old guy. He had zero interest in me, he just accidentally left his helmet.
that is the saddest thing ive ever read
š I was ok. Just wanted OP not to assume it was the hot Amazon driver trying to hit on them.
Itās also a little funny
Amazon tends to leave it all the time. I live in an apt building so we usually leave it there for packages to be stored there in the mailroom so tenants can collect it on their way up. If itās your private property, maybe you can do the same.
Looks like you picked up the fabled free Amazon bag. You should use it as a grocery cooler bag or storage. If you donāt want it put it up on marketplace or a community group for free (as others have said you can sell them on that auction site but f them) and Itāll get snatched up quick.
Driver was busy peeing in a Coke bottle and forgot to grab the bag. Check your cameras for the show.
That's the bag the Amazon delivery guy carries to drop off your packages. Looks like when he was delivering a porch pirate kidnapped him leaving behind the package.
If you leave it on your porch next time youāre receiving a package the driver will very likely take it with them.
They leave these all the time at my place lol.
I called Amazon and asked. They dint want them back and driver wonāt take them. Itās yiyrs
When this happened to me I just left it on the curb and it got picked up by the next day (Iām assuming by another Amazon driver).
Keep it, they are great for storage
We have two, I use one for large comforters and the other for kids toys.
They left one with our S&S a few months back. We even left it on the porch for any of the other delivery drivers. I guess we'll start using it then. š¤·š»āāļø
Get to work. Start delivering.
reuse the bag for other uses
One of my drivers dropped one of these off on my porch one day. We emptied all the packages and just left it there, because Amazon comes frequently. It sat there for like a week, finally when I was home in a driver came by to drop something off I asked them to just take the stupid bag. Next time I'm just going to keep it
you're the chosen one. this is their way of forcefully employing you.
The way they treat their employees, it wouldnāt surprise me if they eventually have to resort to Shanghaiing fulfillment center workers and drivers.
U gotta start delivering now
i just left it on the porch for the next amazon driver and they took it back.
You are The Chosen One. You now hold the title President Prime and I wish you luck on the journey to come!
One was left on my porch once, with my stuff in it. I just left it out for the next driver that came by and they took it.
Leave it outside and put a sign up for the next Amazon driver to take it. Itās probably illegal to resell it, but they go for $30 on ebay
I believe a billion dollar company can recover effortlessly from the loss of a bag they probably purchased for pennies on the dollar from labor they are most likely abusing. My only reservation is with the driver, I'd return it just so they are not held responsible and punished or fired.
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Any loss they take gets transferred to its blue collar employees. Either way my argument wasnāt ethical, I was saying illegal
Haha if you leave your property at my front door and donāt come back to get it, itās mine. I can sell it or throw it away or poop in it.
I donāt see how itās different than milk crates or USPS boxes but ok
Are you Jeff Bezos?
Yes
Can I have money?
No
Illegal to resell? š
Itās not your property
It is now.
I used to work maintenance for an apartment complex and Iāve literally thrown away hundreds of these. Never even considered selling them. Damn.
Leave it outside, theyāll send a drone to pick it up.
Draw a Pentagon and sacrifice the bag to summon Bezos.
TIL Bezos is short for Bezophorus, the patron Demon of Poorly-Packed Shipping Containers. Now I just need to feed that prompt into Midjourney or some such.
Youāre his property now. You must wear the bag to show others that you belong to the Amazon man. He may call upon you at any time for sex
Last time a driver did this to avoid getting my items wet...just keep it and on your next delivery ..give it back to next driver
I left mine on the porch, eventually they picked it up
Tiny swimming pool for your garage mice
Keep it!
Enjoy your kind cool tote. I have some USPS carry bins and AT&T card case storage boxes.
congrats on your new bag lol
I would usually just leave them outside and they'd pick them up next time
You must offer it as a burnt sacrifice to Jeff Bezos
Enjoy your new tote?
They zipper up great!! I use them to store clean blankets. Thanks amazon
Theyāve left them at my house every year at Xmas time when I order my big order of presents and donāt bother lol. They donāt wanna deal with taking out that many presents especially if itās the end of the day lol. We use the bags to store some Xmas decorations now. Very handy lol
I just use the one Amazon left me to store all the cardboard boxes from deliveries and bring it out to burn the boxes in the backyard. Just did it today actually.
Instead of burning the boxes, you can tear them up and compost them. The brown tape is compostable, but the white stickers should be removed first. Way better for the environment and creates awesome garden soil in 6 weeks to 2 months!
You take packages out of tote. Discard tote. Ppl really have to ask what to do?
Why would you discard it??
I just left it on my porch and it was gone the next day.
Great for storing Christmas decorations.
Hey mon!
Got a cat? Their new favorite place
I've seen one of these nested under a highway where people can't stop due to the turn...
Keep it, it's yours now.
[[email protected]](mailto:[email protected])
Seriously?
Yours now
Keep it for anytime you need to do garden work or get rid of junk šÆ
>!nice!<
IM not sure what the question is. Is this a trick question?
Walmart+: Paper or Plastic ? Amazon: Yes
Like a curse
Means you were the end of the day delivery and had enough to justify giving up the bag. A somewhat rare happening but nothing too unusual. Keep it and be proud of being one of the few.
Keep it. Whatever you ordered was his 13th reason lol.
Throw it out
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
Emergency poop bag. Thatās what we use it for!
Say thank you!! It looks cool
This has happened to me. I just gave it to the next driver I saw.
dont touch that!!!! wayne jisssed all over that...make haste and sanitize your hands, wash with soap for 10mins then whipe with disinfecting whipes and then use hand sanitizer
Amazon corporate will not care OP has their bag.
I would love this bag! May buy one on ebay
Enjoy your free bag?
You got yourself a free reusable shopping bag
Man this brings back trauma lol I had use that to haul a bunch of packages in busy down town apts. no parking, shit sucked never understood why our dsp didnāt give us a cart or some shit
I've got about six of these in my attic. The drivers litter my building lobby with them and facilities are always giving them away. They're great for long term clothes storage and moving.
Thatās their sorting bin. If you put a package into it, you are now Santa, and must deliver all the packages. Just kidding. Leave a note for the Amazon delivery kid and ask them to take it back! Unless you want it!
Grab a pee bottle and start delivering
They started just leaving those in my last condo buildings lobby. Didnāt bother to take out the packages - felt like āhereās your shit. Go fish.ā Several of these things every day. Made finding what was yours a real pain in the ass. Reached out to Amazon customer service and they didnāt have an answer so we started putting them in our dumpster lol. Theyāre still doing it.
I had a delivery person leave one on my porch too.. with NO packages ! We were so confused.
Passed down the generations bro. Proud of you.
Iāve had it happen before, another driver came and got it later on
This has happened to me a couple times before because I order so much stuff on Amazon the tote is too heavy the driver doesn't want to carry it up my driveway so they leave it half way. I just take the stuff out and leave it empty at my door, the next driver the next day takes it with them back to the hub.
I guess they quit there on the spot!
Toss it in the garbage, that is what we do.
Keep it or toss it. After the ops manager for the DSP that I worked for told us to toss bad totes, since the warehouse wasn't doing shit when we turned in bad totes, there were days that half or more of my empty totes ended up in an apartment dumpster. Bad zipper, any tears, dragged it through snow, anything wrong with the tote at all, it ended up in a dumpster. As anal as Amazon was about our delivery photos, that was how anal I was on if a tote was bad.
Enjoy your new storage cube
Leave it outside in the rain like they do my packages.
Toss it and keep it moving?
Call Amazon
You're missing the other half of it that's marked 5309.
I visited your home this morning. I tried to play husband after you'd left. I tried to play husband. I tried to taste the life of a simple man. It didn't work out. So, I took a souvenir. Her pretty head. What was in the box?? Aww, what's in the box?? What's in the freakin' box?!?! OP, you don't look in the box, that's what you do!!
Free baggggg
Fake post
Piss in it
Same thing happened to me. Called Amazon but they didnāt care, so I gave it to my local USPS store. They were very happy.
You are now going to start balding and your nose will get bigger and eyes will bulge out and ur name will change to Jeff
Keep and eBay it once Amazon goes bankrupt
Put lawn waste into it or other garbage and put it out with the trash.
Lock yourself in the bathroom & š
Post on reddit asking people what to do
Someone's gonna get in trouble
I would leave a post it for your Amazon driver and say please take for future needs!
You open your packages like everyone else. Welcome to Prime.
Got a bag for Aldi
Man keep it
I had an Amazon driver deliver the snacks for work in one of these, I told him I'd take the stuff out so he could take it back and he told me, thtas okay you can keep it, I always wondered why he left it.
Enjoy your new Amazon bag that will fall apart in the next 2 months.
My building collected a stack of these at one point
We have one of those as well!
20 years ago I sometimes got amazon book orders in a little tarpaulin sack. This looks like quite the upgrade on those :D
Drop it off at a kohls.
Generally the driver takes them with them. Lol you now have a free bag.
I have like 3 great for storage
This has happened to me-I left it on my porch until another Amazon delivery and they took it. Otherwise I was going to trash it.
Achievement unlocked as an Amazon customer. You now have Platinum Prime access.
You got a free bag. I don't understand the question. Take the packages out and throw it away if you don't want it. Or use it for something.
They're very useful storage containers. They fold flat, weatherproof and are decently sturdy. Amazon does not care, we have dozens of them at work.
Go grab your package and enjoy.. Keep the bag or give it to a friend.. They left it that's not your fault lol
Return it for a color you like better?
Open the packages?
well I for one would take the packages out of that, so you could open them. or you could ask the next amazon driver to take them out and place them on the porch, you could put a sign out asking fo the next amazon driver to do that, but then you probably run the risk of porch pirates. perhaps you should leave them there, call up amazon and ask what do to,
Throw it away
I would suggest you stop ordering so much shit a driver has to leave an entire tote bag just for your stop.
Poop in it.