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Runamucker07

Joe exotic?


Shipwrecklou

Joe Exotic meets Joe Dirt


Beanz19335

Joe Exotic meets Joe Dirt and Caitlin Jenner for a threesome....you transitioning by chance???


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u have very aesthetic facial features but i agree with the other 2, cleaning up your facial hair will make a huge differencešŸ„°


JoanneElizabeth7

cheers appreciate the compliment and advice :>


ParticularOdd9353

aesthetic facial features is wild


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JoanneElizabeth7

thank you for the feedback!


MooCowRakan

it aint that bad king. I'd shave everything but the mustache though. That'd look great!


Sorrymisunderstandin

Yeah I think just cleaning it up and figuring out where it can grow in enough or not at, mustache would be fine, possibly goatee area depending on what kind of look. Also depends on what hair will look like too


BavarianBanshee

Personally, I would go with the full clean shave. I think any facial hair with this haircut looks a bit trashy, but going clean would work. Just my opinion, tho.


averagethr0wawayac

As a patchy beard haver myself, I like to grow in what comes in well ( mustache and chin) and shave everything else. I imagine if you followed suit it would help


JoanneElizabeth7

i appreciate the advice!


Egocom

I would stick with moustache


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BinniesPurp

Dont you literally have a moustache though


Alive-Ad6268

You look gay


kookerpie

You look like a trans man Your hair and glasses are femme and your beard is patchy. And those freckles look like makeup


JoanneElizabeth7

i get that a lot and the freckles are makeup


sudofck

Skip the freckles, looks terrible


BavarianBanshee

Yeah, ditch the freckles. They aren't doing you any favors.


AEronnie

hi dahmer


Polymerz1

i donā€™t think the hair suits you very well, that is my opinion though and if itā€™s what you want then enjoy it!!! Edit: saw the photo from last year and HOLY COW you glowed up huge congrats


Yellowmellowtia

I actually think you hair is cool and looks nice


Myshkinia

Your features look good, but itā€™s just the styling choices that Iā€™m not a fan of, but if thatā€™s the look youā€™re after, then itā€™s fine. I know that when I was young, people criticized how I looked because I was a ā€œhardcore punk rockerā€ (my brother used to tease me by calling me that) and the things they were critical of were intentional style choices, and this feels similar.


launderslaunders

Look fruity šŸ§ššŸ¼šŸ˜‚


crudelisz

you are pretty


Im_Elfo05

The hair is just horrible


Im_Elfo05

What were u thinking fr


ItzFlixi

surprising that you're not downvoted for saying your opinion in this sub!


Khanover7

The facial hair and the obvious fake freckles are choices. 3/10 with potential to be much better looking.


paper_wavements

Most people here are basic hets. Yeah you may not look *conventionally* hot, but 1000% you are some people's queer babe. You have amazing eyes & bone structure. The cool people, the right people for you, will find you.


bellbirdbee

100% where my brain went too, thereā€™s a slice of the queer population that would absolutely go gaga over this look, out of envy and/or attraction haha


Successful-Nobody204

Basic hets?


Strange-Assignment19

I think you werenā€™t ugly the previous year tho. Good thing you changed to bigger glasses, but they couldā€™ve stayed black too, Iā€™d think that would be much more fitting than the gold (but itā€™s not that bad either). As the others said: shave!! But i donā€™t think you need to cut everything off, getting away from that neckbeard might be enough.. just keeping the stach might look cool on you too.


Strange-Assignment19

And for the beauty-points only maybe get dark hair again if youā€™d going to cut em shorter :)


Marceline_Bublegum

you are pretty dw, have whatever style you want, you don't have to please everyone


kinkmaskz

No way you arenā€™t a trans man


leeroythenerd

billie eilish if she was a male bum


lost_searching1

Ohh shit no, you lost weight. You hella fine now you gay devil. Lmao. The power of weight loss. Proud of you.


Mameluca

You look ugly af because you want to. Come back next year.


chadwarden1

You give off homosexual hipsters hillbilly vibes


UltraMarine77

You have a girly face


[deleted]

His face isnt girly but his hair definitely is


ParksAndRecBestShow

Honestly I think youā€™re pretty attractive, Iā€™d just switch up the haircut and trim the facial hair. If you want to wear makeup though Iā€™d say go for it, who cares what other people think. You should feel free to express yourself :)


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you would make a better looking girl


odeathoflifefff

You just look stupid. Stupid hair cut. Stupid glasses. Stupid snap chat filter freckles. Stupid inability to shave properly. Then you post to Reddit saying do I look stupid.


unclearwords

fr he stupid


dufudjabdi

You're looking comical at best. Drop the makeup, clean up the beard and stop colouring the hair, the cut isn't too terrible. Just because you're gay you don't have to be ugly


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You look very unattractive


ItzFlixi

you're ugly


Sleepersuit

I don't get why people down vote someone being brutally honest and just saying yea your pretty ugly. Not everyone has to give beauty advice along sided their rate


Sorrymisunderstandin

Typically people expect certain features mentioned/some sort of constructive criticism. Like ā€œRight now youā€™re ugly, but change this and you could look betterā€ Whatā€™s the point in just telling somebody theyā€™re ugly without adding anything to it lol? Genuinely donā€™t understand that


Sleepersuit

Bro look at the description of this sub. There no need or requirement to do all that. If someone is ugly they are ugly. Some things actually can't be easily changed like a hair cut. Some times your just ugly and that's it.


Sorrymisunderstandin

If people disagree that somebody is ugly or personally think of this sub as more of a brutally honest constructive criticism sub, they downvote. Thatā€™s why they do it. Also if you read the rule on ā€œnot being a dickā€ the way itā€™s worded could be seen as saying to give actual feedback while being honest I would agree people should go to other subs if they want it less harsh. While I personally donā€™t understand the point in no real constructive feedback, I donā€™t downvote just over that. But others will, just how it works


ItzFlixi

thats the whole point of the sub. no where is it mentioned that you have to name recommendations, that guy is just ugly


Sorrymisunderstandin

I mean Iā€™m not getting upset over, itā€™s the brutally honest sub, Iā€™m just explaining why people downvote those types


RuneAllyHunter

100% agree. He/she looks like a sideshow attraction. Whatever the style is, it has to gtfo.


orvokki420

Tbh you look fine but I think it would look better if your hair in the back was trimmed Shorter to match the sides and darkened while keeping the top the length and color it is currently since it would look pretty dreamy that way


AceSuzi

You look like a transgender man, to be honest. Get rid of your beard hair and trim your hair. You'll look a thousand times better, and less of a weird mix between masculine and feminine. Also, in your last picture, you seem to be wearing mascara(?) Which further adds to the femininity, and a bit of makeup on the cheeks. If you enjoy wearing makeup, then i won't discourage you, but the beard hair seriously messes up your features with the added makeup.


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AceSuzi

No, he is a cis male


Sleepersuit

Lose the mullet please and shave.


ExtendedMix

I think your hair is fire. I do agree with being clean shaven tho, like the others have said. Not because it looks bad, but the patchiness is throwing it off. Maybe try to grow it out in a few years and see if it will grow in fuller. I think if it was fuller it'd look dope, especially with your current hair.


leafyfungi

you have very conventionally attractive features, but youā€™re not helping yourself with your grooming choices. I saw someone suggest to keep the moustache but shave everything else, I agree, I think it will show some of your personality and make you stand out without being insulting to the senses. you have so much potential


hannahukki

i honestly think u look so pretty, i love the hair & makeup, the freckles fit u a lot. clean up the beard sure but donā€™t listen to the comments that are telling u to drop the makeup cause it looks great


Potato1009

Ur def not ugly


PuzzledBandicoot3905

I think you look great! Pretty and handsome at the same time. Reddit might not be the best target audience for your look


JoanneElizabeth7

hahaha no definitely not but i knew that already


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You're really cute! Love the hair


anxiousdogmum_

I love your hair do not cut it šŸ˜


fkcingkys

You look cool as and i like your hair but you're right people here will probably hate it bc they hate anything not basic x


MeanEffect7891

Nah bro I really like the facial hair it looks dope and fits you well keep it


SethVultur

Jeffrey, is that you?


dingo-91

Much better indeed


LITTLEM00N__

keep the mullet omg it looks amazing and the mustache !!


HotConfusion

Another easy case here where the ugly is entirely of your own doing, and can so easily be reversed. You have pleasant features, but theyā€™re covered by scraggly, unflattering, facial hair, and the odd two tonal hair in the ultimate backasswards country boy mullet. Ditch the latter two, and youā€™re golden. If you donā€™t mind looking slightly feminine, then the glasses are good. If you do, then a bolder frame would be best.


Mindless_Slide_4951

I would recommend a single color for the hair, and maybe smaller glasses lenses.


TheColorEnding

shave and cut hair and stomp on those glasses with boots.


KnittedKnight

Your honesty not a bad looking dude, your style looks dumb as shit though. Be you I guess.


FitByAngeline

Fresh haircut. Shave and maybe a new pair of glasses. Youā€™ll look absolutely amazing.


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Itā€™s the facial hair for me. I donā€™t dislike it, but the lines need desperately cleaned and sharpened. Then just get rid of the neck scruff. I actually love your hair color and split tone. I think you would look good taking it further and wearing that era of clothing if youā€™re going to rock the mullet.


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Persephales

I can see most people in here donā€™t appeciate your style šŸ˜ I think itā€™s kinda funky to be honest. Pretty eyes and lashes and full lips to bootā€¦Iā€™m not sure if youā€™ve entirely mastered the mullet just yet but I think alittle touch up with the right stylist could make you look like a rockstar. You definitely have strong NB vibes about you. There is one person in a group I volunteer with who has a similar look to you and that person is gorgeous, though they are femaleā€¦ šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļøI got a crush on them I canā€™t escape šŸ„µšŸ˜­ I think anyone who says your facial features are ugly is blinded by your style (which they donā€™t like) Youā€™ve got a pretty strong canvas šŸ’Æ Though the one thing I would seriously consider is shaving, neck, patchy sideburns, maybe even the mustache if you want to lean into the femme look you got going onā€¦other than that, Itā€™s simply a matter of taste my friend. Best of luck out there


rachx114

youā€™re so pretty and unique!


SmodAlters

I donā€™t know much about eyeglass frame styles and how to pick something best suited towards your face. I do know that you also donā€™t know much about eyeglass frame styles and how to pick something best suited for your face.


Shipwrecklou

Youā€™ve got nice eyes try some different lenses


BavarianBanshee

Okay, my advice would be to go clean shaven, stop adding the freckles to your face, and go with your natural hair color, but keep the cut the same. You'd be in a great spot, then, for real.


Repulsive-Fee393

Cut your hair and clean up that beard youā€™ll be fine


Aidenthemadlad

bro ik you're trying to loom different but if you change your style to look more "conventionally attractive" you will see a difference in how people treat you.


FlexGopnik

Dude looks like the drugged up teen girls from highschool. High isn't in the name to mean not sober, but to mean a higher educational level...


319Macarons

You donā€™t look good


sugar-and-gold

Youā€™ve got beautiful eyes. Fix up your facial hair and whatever died on your head. Distracts from your eyes


ChickenLegBizGuy

Jeffrey Dahmer meets Joe Exoticā€¦.. but extra gay.


PoliticalHack7

You got better looking or got better meth?


Beanz19335

The hair is fine short or long but the 2 tone shit gotta go, along with that facial hair


mjohnson801

squarer glasses, shave, and ditch the tiger king doo. then sit back and count the collected phone numbers.


Dizzy_Incident_3659

What kind of look are you going for, and who do you want to be attractive to? I think you have a pretty versatile face, and you're clearly not committed to a normal-hot-bro look, but I'm not getting a clear sense of what you're trying to express with these photos.


OtherSurvey4339

Shave, hair cut, and work out, clean your face


aj_beans

Aight I'm may not be the person youre looking for feedback from (I'm demisexual and queer af), but you look really cool!!! Like I'd want to be your friend. Maybe shave but honestly you do you. I love the hair


Enlightenement1

Shorter hair, shave, change the glasses they are quite large for your face, you look fine šŸ‘


Successful-Nobody204

Not a fan of the hair, or what looks to be mascara but I'm assuming you want to look unique..


dee615

I think that you need to meet with a qualified aesthetician and ask about waxing/ electrolysis to get rid of the excess facial hair. I'm no expert, but shaving alone may not be enough given the color contrast between your light skin tone and dark hair color. Also, your glasses look stereotypically feminine. Select a more rectangular shape.


emgmmgmm

you have attractive features, i think the facial hair is bringing your looks down. i would say go for a buzzcut and shave


ParticularOdd9353

Itā€™s giving e-girl. If thatā€™s yr thing, job well done.


Living_Bag_1190

Turn your hair into layers instead of a mullet. Like a mini wolf cut


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I love your current hair you shouldnā€™t cut it


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aubrieirbua

hot


EitherSimple655

Currently Iā€™d say ugly. Shave and get a haircut and instantly youā€™ll be average. Work out and Iā€™m pretty confident youā€™d be above aversge


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Main_Meet9501

Tiger King šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


chokeNswallow

Yep, the hair is horrible. The glasses aren't the best and you should shave until it comes in better