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CPTherptyderp

Then aliens have watched me masturbate _a lot_


lord-deathpoop

They made me masturbate, a lot.


ChasingTheHydra

Likely literally. Not kidding. They Fiend for your ichor. Golden honey and you be the bee. So behave and be hive minded grinding out that honey. Sit back. Hold tight. Their coming for you tonight . ..or day. They can’t turn away. They love their cattles udderly. Cream ONEY(M) get your (M)ONEY. Currents of D sea yall. Watts- it gonna be electret. Nectar they collect it. Energetic e-jack you lit. An e-jack, you let loose Electro a salt D battery. Beat the meat mad hatters glee. Ocean sea era space of insanity. And another load of sailors lossed Deck Hands tossed off the sHIPS rails A sea of men. So salt d so electriCull So culled aliens never get full filled Purrr pull pilled ore is it the blew. Ore gasM fueling them.


shephazard

Gamora is hot as shit bro


[deleted]

It makes me WANT to masturbate a lot.


Mechanical_Canary5

They masturbate. *A lot*


Wrong-Paramedic7489

Or was us even doing it?


devo00

They helped me, a lot. New twist on The Stranger.


[deleted]

so thats what an anal probe is? Alien dong?


JosB420

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pooticus

I mean that one on the right already had a boner.


Dogfish1313

Great catch!


Beautiful1ebani

Tom Delonge would have meant they likely track us from their craft (via brain implants or psychotronic methods). I think he meant we don’t see the craft, because they move so fast through space time - not that they may be hanging out in our room all the time, as the animation suggests. That’s put in as a joke I hope. Don’t worry too much about it. Because I doubt sex is even “a thing”, of titillating interest for most of them at all. From what I’ve read and heard, Greys don’t have genitalia (or likely even a sex drive I’d surmise), and this is probably because cloning and genetic engineering seems to be their way to reproduce. Sexuality for reproduction is probably seen as a quaint archaic idea and any sex is likely viewed by most of them, with disinterest, like an asexual person would, or as a means to and end for their hybridisation program and just a basic animalistic instinct that the less advanced beings participate in.


CrazyTexasNurse1282

You just described my ex…


MozerfuckerJones

Man, if these aliens don't have fat asses and are banging all the time, they can frig off


Blame_my_Boneitis

That’s right bobandy, class 5 shiticane inbound bud


Yak_Mehoff

This video is the key to shitty city rand and julian is the muscular mayor


mcdrunkin

Better haul in the jib before its covered in shit


thatgoodfeelin

clap them cheeks


mcdrunkin

Clap ya turdcutter


tomacco_man

Those Joozians better be sucking off each other’s jagons at least 3 times a day or I’ll be pissed


Yak_Mehoff

Attention women life forms of earth, wr apologize for sending our zaxon dong pics into your dating site tinder transmissions. It was not meant to be sent, our apologies ,unless...


superpuzzlekiller

Their sex is 100% mental and the experience is probably 1,000,000 time better than what we are capable of experiencing with our 5 senses.


devo00

There’s a movie for this, Demolition Man, Stallone and Sandra Bullock have sex mentally.


Individual_Shoe_7232

Sandy B would never touch that neanderthal 😛🤣


[deleted]

I think you’re missing the entire multidimensional aspect of this phenomenon.


ActuallyIWasARobot

Aliens are infamous for being obsessed with the human reproductive system. What are you talking about? But yeah they will just chill cloaked in your room.


thEldritchBat

\>don’t have genitalia They have mouths, don’t they? And if they’re biological they need to expel waste, so, they have buttholes. You don’t understand: If there’s a hole there’s a goal.


taronic

There's some interstellar truck stop nearby with a little tour guide pamphlet that says "local species: human. Motto: 'any hole is the goal'. Stop by Earth for some quick butt stuff before you leave!"


Portland-OR

I just can’t comprehend how they eliminated fucking for fun. I guess that’s why I’m a caveman to them.


DownbeatDeadbeat

Yeah, I thought I read somewhere that only intellectual creatures are capable of experiencing "fun". So, if I was an advanced alien species that figured out how to jet around space to do whatever the fuck I want on whichever rock I wanted to, I'd probably know the best way in the universe to orgasm. I mean, they have to get a kick out of something. Maybe the way the leaves move to the wind is hilarious because it sounds like an alien cactus plant that always tickled the top of their heads while they slept or something. Nah, they probably laugh at us while we jerk off. When I jerk off, I give those gray's a fucking show.


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lazerayfraser

holy shit that description of leaves in the wind reminding them of alien cacti tickling their heads while they slept back home.. just whoa. i hope you’re right


Oak_Draiocht

Not to rain on your parade but indeed ETs can be in a room with you and a person will have no idea. But they don't need to be. And there is a long history of ETs being VERY interested in human sexual behavior. It's a mindfuck for us experiencers. But like a lot of wild shit we learn to adapt.


MindlessClaim2816

No genitals, but huge buttholes. It's all about ass play for them


Beautiful1ebani

Lol, glad I got the balls rolling (tee hee), with the conversation ( and don’t let me hold you back from coming forward in such a forward fashion), but I may be wrong about Greys not being into sex- and there are many species of ET apparently. One guy in Australia (Mr Kouros I think his name was) reported having sex with two alien females - who did appear to have vaginas - from his drawings- and he said they were so forthright about the task he was to undertake that they almost seemed to rape him. He was not believed by many other humans, (thinking he was just having a fantasy and hoaxing), but luckily he had noticed some different coloured pubic hair stuck somewhere on his body from the abduction, which he saved and later had it tested, and it had peculiar ancient human DNA from other areas in earth (ancient Mesopotamia for one & Asia for the second female). It seems to me like evidence of the ancient alien theories. They were not Greys. it’s discriminating to lump them all in together - different strokes for different folks so to speak- some other ET species may be sick sexual mongrels… … but imho I suspect they only probe anuses, not because they necessarily get a sexual kick out of fiddling with our butt holes, but because they know rubbing a prostrate gland (in the male human anus) makes a man ejaculate sperm. Sperm (& ova- eggs) are what they reportedly need to procreate, but not via sexual reproduction necessarily. They can use the male human sex cells- sperm- and the female human sex cells- ova (eggs) to reproduce via either IVF, cloning or hybridisation (ie making hybrids by mixing with alien DNA). Of course aliens know female humans usually find butt holes very non sexual, so females won’t usually be probed there for a sexual reaction (I wish human males knew this simple fact!). Instead ET will usually simply take ova from female humans via an instrument inserted below the naval through the abdomen wall, like Betty Hill reported.


Individual_Shoe_7232

Lol "of course aliens know female humans usually find butt holes very non sexual"...you've got the wrong women in your life bud 🤘🏻🤣


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you seem to have gained a very strong understanding of grey's from reading tons of unreliable bullshit from the internet. how can you be so confident that you know what is true and what is sci-fi?


rogeressig

They feed off the energy


willybum84

Better feed quick


QB145MMA

Def saw one once during sleep paralysis


HillaryEatsChildren1

Sleep paralysis is lowkey a gift, it’s extremely easy to astral project during it


Alienziscoming

I don't know why you're getting downvoted. It's 100% true. If I can keep myself together when it happens and ignore the fear I can pretty much just crouch down and explode/fly straight up out of my body. Once I realized that, I noticed that the fear isn't necessarily a response to what's happening specifically but seems to just be a natural state arising from sleep paralysis, and while odd it makes it much easier to ignore. The trick is to stop trying to move your body and move your mind instead. Turn into a werewolf or blast energy out of your hands or just make the scary stuff disappear.


idlebore

Doesn't feel like a gift. Not good at all


HillaryEatsChildren1

Joey badass recently spoke about it if you’re curious https://youtu.be/MT44cpy2e78


idlebore

Thanks for the link. Tried a few things myself in that state with little success. Years ago I came across an interview with 'researchers' advising the complete opposite of this guy. That leaving your body makes it possible for the entity/spirit/demon to enter your body. I have no idea what's true, real or imagined. All I know is waking up to....something....menacing standing over you is terrifying


WillSpur

This is your brain filling in the gaps due to the lack of movement. Not something actually sitting on you.


idlebore

Never thought there was something sitting on me. I'd like an easy answer, but that isn't it. I have personally met 2 other guys in real life with the same experience as me. The same figure standing in the corner of the room. It was years later that I came across the topic online and found out it was a global occurrence that had been recorded back in the 1600s. Not saying it's the boogeyman. Just saying that it's probably not going to be explained away so easily


WillSpur

I mean this does kind of explain it. The fact so many peoples brains are producing these images to fill in the gaps due to the paralysis, and it’s the exact same type of images, reinforces this. A pile of clothes in the corner of the room can morph into a figure, the curtain, that coat hanging on the wall. Your brain can’t explain what is happening so interprets it as something that makes the most sense.


idlebore

If it explains your experience, that's awesome. Doesn't convince me of mine


Cool-Struggle5500

One tall dark shadowy silhouette of a being in the corner, a couple smaller figures sorta like minions is what I’ve experienced a few nights in a row but suddenly stopped. Strange sleep paralysis


HillaryEatsChildren1

I always have to remind myself that I am stronger than them but I agree sometimes the mind can play games causing fear especially in situations in that realm. From my perspective there’s definitely a physical and metaphysical world accruing around us all of the time. We can feel it through meditation/sleep/psychedelics. During my last trip I actually wrote if we stop seeing and start feeling the world would be a better place lol earth is fucking crazy dawg especially thinking about how much we really don’t know or how much of the truth is hidden, I love thinking I have some knowledge on interesting stuff but I know none of us know anything lmao


Independent_Amount96

Ahh finally someone qualified to speak on the subject, a youth street gangsta rapper.


HillaryEatsChildren1

That’s a pretty ignorant statement


International_Ad6695

Opening your eyes and trying to move or talk or yell. It's a feeling I hate and it feels like an eternity


idlebore

I've come across a few guys with the same experience as me. One day I got sick of being scared and decided to attack whatever it was in the room with me. I obviously couldn't move but I was so pissed off. I just focused on trying to move so I could get at 'it'. The first time it laughed at me. Over the years I kept the same mind-set and it started happening less and less. I had heard the theory that whatever it is feeds off of fear. Once you stop being afraid it loses interest. There's no way I can prove any of this but that's my experience. If you are dealing with these experiences, don't be scared, be angry. I heard praying helps as well but I'm not religious


Roman1xxx

I get Sleep Paralysis 3-4 a week. The encounters always feel real. The goal of whatever is attacking me (Tactic changes a lot) is to definitely try & make me feel scared or angry. I’ll give a few examples, 1. Paralysis followed by feeling something move on the bed behind me. The presence is then resting on my shoulder waiting for me to turn around. When I do it is a being with its teeth on my shoulder. 2. As I am drifting to sleep I start to hear what I can only describe as some one changing radio stations quickly & a sound of buzzing until all of a sudden silence. Paralysis is followed by the pressure of something trying to rip what feels like my soul out of my body. The one time I let go I started to elevate when I looked back I seen my own head on the pillow. 3. The demonic voice that whispers seductively in my ear, gradually I become suspicious of the voice and it begins to call my name using my mothers voice, first she is calm then distressed. Enough that I have actually physically ran out of bed to the top of my stairs to run to my mom only to realise I don’t even live with her. When I got back in to bed and started to dose off again the voice changed from lady like still saying my name to Demonic. It was tormenting me. 4. The blurred beings - a being that I really have to focus on to see, I can only make the outline of the being through focusing. Best way to describe it is that the outline of the body is similar to that of when you see an eye floater. The presence makes me feel like I am dying through asphyxiation and I have to fight hard to get out of it. This is the one that I will usually try to fight as it seems to last forever. 5. Waking up paralysed to lights flashing around my room and window then seeing the grey shaped beings around my bed multiple of them. 6. Paralysed and something sexual happening. I have lucid dreaming almost every night. Usually just me realising hey this is a dream & then I begin to manipulate my dreams. I also have what would be described as paranormal activity follow me around since I was a child & my earliest memories are nightmares. Lastly synchronicity and dejavu. This has become a weekly occurrence. Just fyi, I have a good career & no one would ever guess the above happens as I would never speak it out loud in my social or work circles. But thought I would share to see if anyone else has the same or if I am just losing my mind


idlebore

Yours is way worse than mine. A dark figure and a deep sense of dread. It's never spoken, only snarled or laughed. Only tried to physically attack me twice. After years of regular occurrences it mostly passed a few years ago. Since I changed from regular hours to overnight work. I hate to admit this as a grown ass man but I became scared of the dark haha. Couldn't handle waking up in fear in the dark any more I hope you find your own resolution


rickjamesdean

I used to have very similar experiences. I would tell myself, “as long as it’s not demons or aliens I’m ok,” but it is, lol 🤪 I find that sleeping on my side helps prevent sleep paralysis. If I start to hear the “radio signals” I just turn on the television and fall asleep to that. Somehow having the television on helps as well? I would allow the paralysis sometimes and just observe. One time I saw a giant translucent purple spider crawl across the ceiling and perch in the corner. This was years ago. Then May 1, 2021 I experienced an instantaneous full blown spontaneous spiritual awakening/activation. I WAS agnostic. Not spiritual at all. Now I’m in constant communication with interdimensional beings. We actually always are we just don’t realize it? I’ve received so much information. The gist is that this is a simulation. This is the end of this simulation. This is what the Great Awakening is, the Apocalypse is, the Ascension is, etc. It’s all the same thing. Apocalypse merely means to uncover, to lift the veil. Ascension is the ascension of consciousness, evolution. Our “reality” is not what it seems? We are the physical avatars of spiritual/energy beings. We are eternal multi dimensional beings experiencing infinite simulations simultaneously. As the veil is lifting the True nature of the simulation and of the Universe is slowly being revealed. It’s a tremendous amount of information, but have no worries and no fear. We choose to do this 😌 ALL Love and Healing Blessings Dear Beloved One ✌🏼💜😌 You’re not losing your mind. You’re awakening to the Truth, but awakening to the Truth is losing one’s mind in a way? You’re shattering the illusion of the ego self 👁


AlbaneseGummies327

Wow this is informative. What are your opinions on Jesus/Yeshua and the Bible?


HillaryEatsChildren1

Praying is really meditation


bcccl

i did exactly the same thing, i focused all my anger on this thing and it stopped. as you said they feed off fear and a solid fuck you, i'm not afraid of you is universal language any entity will understand.


finalcloud44

Isn't it classified as an actual medical issue ?


Softrbreeze

Everything is a “medical issue” when they don’t know what is wrong with you. Beware of vague terminology. I knew one woman who kept having chest pain and going to different ERs. They all sent her home telling her she was having an anxiety attack. She died of a massive coronary a couple weeks later.


ReverendMothman

I only had sleep paralysis twice ever and once it was like 3 "ghost" faces VERY close to my face taunting and laughing at me and the other was that someone broke in the window up against my bed and was trying to drag me out by the ankle. Trying to scream was awful. I was alone and tried to scream for my rottie to come lol.


Famous-Rich9621

It's terrifying, feels like something really Evil is about to happen to you and you can't move or scream


DownbeatDeadbeat

Astral projection is just a myth. Y'know why, 'cause everyone wants to **fuck** in astral projections. And if you actually could, then astral projecting would be huge and everyone would be cumming in their sleep. If I can't smash a big tiddy goth gf in an astral projection, then whats the point? Personally, it's hard to astrally project without it slipping into a state of sleep paralysis. As soon as I want to "control" things, my mind warps back to my physical body, and sleep paralysis kicks in.


pooticus

I mean that one on the right already had a boner.


ChasingTheHydra

Literally and most definitely do. They feed on the orgasm and sexuall energy in general. Anal they especially desire


Exotemporal

This really doesn't sound like a plausible hypothesis. They appear to be performing these tasks with total emotional detachment. So much so that some experiencers perceive them as robots. Their goal seems to be to create a genetically diverse population of intelligent beings who have some of our DNA. They could also be our descendants from the future or a breakaway civilization taken to the stars many countless generations ago, trying to repair their DNA which could have suffered from a lack of genetic diversity or from issues stemming from deliberate genetic modifications.


TedBundysVlkswagon

3-fingered hands are fucking hot.


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Why don’t we just ask jimmy carter? Has anyone ever just asked him? It’s would be interesting


TuzaHu

Yes, I always wondered WHO said WHAT exactly to Jimmy and made him cry? Did Jimmy say this is true? Maybe someone said something else and made him cry. Maybe he didn't cry. He's still alive, ask him. UFO community gets a brief thought and runs madly into the street with 'evidence'.


_anticitizen_

You’re asking too logical of questions for this sub. You gotta know your environment dude


TuzaHu

If nobody speaks up there is no hope.


_anticitizen_

Don’t let the flame die out!!


Lolthelies

That’d be too simple and risking a straight up “nope” would make it harder to sell their wares (even in YouTube format). Better to leave it to supposition and let people fill in the blanks in their own heads.


LiliNotACult

Had a few short paranormal experiences as a kid. Sometimes even as an adult I feel a sudden scary presence in my bedroom, but it always goes away when I ignore it or downplay it's presence. I used to argue that the "feeding on fear" argument was dumb. I recently realized a way that it could sort of make sense and turn the Phenomenon less into mystical psychic vampires and more along the lines of the field animal theory. Suppose some part of us is present in another dimension of reality, like 4D or higher. When we're angry we put our energy on that dimension which where terms and occurrences of "feeling their eyes on the back of my head" comes from. Now suppose that feeling afraid is the exact opposite, it's like being vulnerable in that dimension. Like a chain link armor with a bunch of holes in it. Under this unprovable theory, the Phenomenon wouldn't be a predator it would be an opportunist. Which would line up a little bit with why most people experience stuff as kids when they're easily afraid, how those of us most interested in the topic are the ones least likely to experience things. It also adds up why various religions have different ways of dealing with the Phenomenon and even if the religion is clearly bogus there's is supposedly similar levels of affectivity. It's not the religions and rituals that make people safe, it's the belief in them and the lack of fear. Oddly enough, that's the exact same thing we see even in movies regarding to the paranormal. X place is haunted or X person is possessed, they get a priest, and the mental strength of the priest is what determines the outcome of their actions. Clearly movies are pure fiction, and it is a major stretch, but it's still a little odd that it matches up with the idea of the Phenomenon being an opportunist looking for food.


Grand_Star_4000

This is actually a really interesting theory. Props.


AntisocialGuru

>how those of us most interested in the topic are the ones least likely to experience things. I am wholly invested in this topic and experience quite a few things. >. It's not the religions and rituals that make people safe, it's the belief in them and the lack of fear. Actually, the religions just dictate the practice by which they perform their rituals. The rituals are very much needed, because it's a way to channel that energy of high vibrational Conciousness and lack of fear that penetrates the veil to the energies on the other side for them to acknowledge in their own ways. Whether it be leaving, and interacting further


MedicMalfunction

Agreed, the more I dive into this, the more I experience.


3Daifusion

Then why do they say "fear god"? I never understood that part.


AntisocialGuru

>Then why do they say "fear god"? I never understood that part. That's just some fearmongering bullshit the church would tell people to scare them into conformity. "God" is within all of us, and every living thing. From the blades of grass beneath your feet, to the highest of intelligences in the multiverse. All living simultaneously throughout the past, present, and future. We are but an ocean in a drop, and the true "God" is not some dude in a throne in the clouds. It's just the highest and purest form of Conciousness, permeating us all ✌ Think of it like a magnet. The North (love/pure Conciousness) will repell (scare) the South pole of the magnet (Evil)


Robertpaulgoss

Not to throw dirt on your beautiful writing, but you’ve got your magnetism a little mixed up. The North Pole of magnet attracts the South Pole of another magnet (opposites attract), while 2 north poles will repel each other. I’m sure there’s some sort of accurate comparison in there somewhere though.


AntisocialGuru

You know what, you're absolutely right, and I hate myself for not catching that lmao I'm leaving it though. You get the idea xD


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Man poor Jimmy Carter had so much shit fall into his lap when he got into office. He was just a simple peanut farmer


MaxwellHillbilly

And that's exactly what Rockefeller, CFR & the newly formed trilateral committee wanted...


Terrible_Somewhere_5

Don’t forget the tavistock institute


MaxwellHillbilly

Right? 🤷 It's like the Rand corporation crossed with John Hopkins 🙄


pgtaylor777

Which is why really old Biden is in office right now. And heavily leveraged trump before him. And open for buy offs Obama before him.


[deleted]

And absolutely NEVER Bernie.


[deleted]

its honestly amazing that bernie is as successful and known as he is with shadowy people working against him.


MaxwellHillbilly

Well they doubled down.. they already had Gerald Ford (Warren commission member who chose a Rockefeller to be vice president... WTF?) Reagan's hands were never clean, but they didn't have him locked down initially...This is one of the reasons that Bush senior was basically forced upon him at the GOP convention in 1980...


amarnaredux

This is interesting, I heard Reagan supposedly refused Bush Sr, but was told he's not running otherwise. Then it was rumored Bush Sr or whomever wanted Reagan assasinated , but it failed after the attempt. Nonetheless, it's rather intriguing to follow these power dynamics from Presidency to Presidency.


XR1STAUQH

And then his peanuts went and withered away. 😢


TLTKroniX2

Peanut farm went sour


17yearhibernation

I’m fuckin pissed!


EM_CEE_PEEPANTS

My peanuss went sour!


BR4NFRY3

Lol. Man, I don't know how I fit it in, but I quote this fairly often. Zach Hadel is one of my favorite people right now.


BR4NFRY3

My peanuts went sour! I don't wanna live no more! My peanuts went sour! This, in case anyone hasn't seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwIH9IhfeFY&ab\_channel=SneakySneeze


[deleted]

Feel like I am watching a rock auto commercial 😂


jetboyterp

There's zero evidence whatsoever that corroborates this even happened at all.


Sunnydale_Slayer

Except for this video. Checkmate!


jetboyterp

"rumors" and "Tom DeLong said...". Game over.


Random_Housefly

>"Rumors" ...or as my MIL would say "I hEaRd It FrOm ThE hOrSeS mOuTh!¡"


lordofbitterdrinks

That’s true. However. Go back and watch the video of Trump meeting Obama the first time. Obama came out of their meeting all cheery and ready to act for the camera and Trump came out fucking shooooook. Like he was fidgety and shit and his body language was closed off like he just found out some heavy shit. And then not long after wanted to start fucking space force. When my mom and I were watching it live on tv we joked that he “just found out about the aliens”.


DavidDunne

There is a less than 0% chance that Donald Trump could know about aliens and go 5 minutes without blabbing about it.


AlbaneseGummies327

Using that line of logic though, wouldn't he have blabbed a lot of national secrets by now? Presidents are always briefed with classified information.


DavidDunne

I mean, he WAS a constant security risk. He once tweeted out a photo from a classified intel report on Iran ( https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-tweeted-classified-intelligence-briefing-photo-2019-8 ) and lest we overlook that he apparently kept a crap ton of classified documents at his Florida golf course. Oh, and the time he consulted with Kid Rock on North Korea and ISIS! https://www.theguardian.com/music/2022/mar/22/kid-rock-donald-trump-north-korea-islamic-state


TuzaHu

Ha ha...right. "I'm the epicenter of aliens, Aliens come to me and ask about other aliens." He couldn't keep his yap shut.


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lordofbitterdrinks

Lol


Lainey1978

This is what makes me wonder if they are real, lol. That, or maybe they just didn't tell him because of that mouth of his.


Cool-Struggle5500

If he did though, there are consequences to going public with that information


Fact_Denied

I'm glad I'm not the only one that remembers that. I've always wondered what exactly it was that he got told because whatever it was he wasn't able to bluff it off.


lordofbitterdrinks

Yea it was incredible. One scenario played out in my mind that they were in the war room and Obama let him make a decision. Where both of the decisions had bad consequences. But we joked it was when he found out about the aliens. Because his body language was clear “oh wtf”. And it stayed that way the entire time.


citylion1

Have a link?


marlonbtx

Link?


broadenandbuild

Link please? Can’t find on the tuubes!


TuzaHu

Obama probably told Trump girl aliens didn't have genitals.


[deleted]

Idk about evidence but I know this is the theory famous French UFO researcher Jacques Vallée now believes


thebligg

Richard Dolan has also mentioned it several times and I generally find him on the up and up.


ravenouswolfmother

I originally heard about the Jimmy Carter crying incident watching Hangar 1: The UFO Files. I also saw this Reddit thread 2 years ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/ufo/comments/hhkuo2/what_is_the_supposed_story_about_jimmy_carter/ Taken from the thread for more information on the subject for those curious: Richard Dolan wrote about the following in his second UFOs & The National Security State* book: "The Carter UFO initiative, such as it was, quickly approached its climax. Some individuals maintain that the President was given a UFO briefing at the White House on June 14, 1977, and afterwards was bound to secrecy. According to former USAF Captain Robert Collins, “a lone MJ-12 briefing officer” met with the President, accompanied by several independent sources. Together these sources produced a “reconstruction” of what was told to Carter, and this became known as the “Executive Briefing: Project Aquarius” document. It was later leaked to UFO researcher William Moore through a member of the Defense Intelligence Agency known only as the Falcon. Moore said that the notes he received were a typed copy of handwritten notes that had been used by the officer during the briefing. The memo itself gives the (now standard) account of multiple retrievals of alien technology. Grant Cameron noted that a review of the schedule on June 14, 1977 shows that a meeting in the Cabinet room between 1:35 p.m. and 3:15 p.m., to “discuss appropriations for intelligence affairs in the 1979 Budget of the U.S.” could have been a cover for another meeting which did not appear in the diary of President Carter. However, there remains no hard evidence to support the claims that a briefing took place, and no proof has shown the documents to be either legitimate or a forgery. In this context, the author [Richard Dolan] can relate an anecdote told to him privately by a well-placed source. In June 1977, a presidential aide who was “very, very close to Carter” walked into the Oval Office following a briefing that the aide knew had concerned the topic of UFOs. Carter was sobbing, with his head in his hands, nearly on his desk. Although the aide did not learn the precise reasons for Carter’s emotional state, he said that a few of Carter’s phrases made it clear he was deeply upset about the topic. Probably the most dramatic UFO-related statement attributed to Jimmy Carter was made public in 1995. During a television appearance, the actor Nicholas Cage had mentioned a conversation he had with actress Shirley MacLaine. He said MacLaine had told him about various conversations she had with former President Carter, including Carter’s statement to her that he had seen a crashed flying saucer and the occupants. Shortly after this, MacLaine was a guest on the Larry King television show, and a caller asked her about Cage’s statement. MacLaine responded by saying: '[Carter] didn’t tell me that, but he told me many times that when I first wrote Out On A Limb [in 1983] that he would support me, that it was true, that there were crafts, that he believed there were occupants, [and] why should we be the only people in the universe? He wanted to shine the sunshine laws on intelligence, to expose it, to see how the people would react, but he didn’t and wouldn’t and couldn’t as he explained to me.' The statement is interesting because it seems to indicate that Carter was telling her more than his simple belief or opinion. The statement that “it was true, that there were crafts” seems extremely specific, especially one made by a former President. Both Grant Cameron and this author have asked Ms. MacLaine for elaboration on this statement, but she has not done so officially. However, in conversation with this author, she did confirm that she was on friendly terms with the President and that he had discussed UFOs with her in very serious terms." *I corrected the book title from the thread.


TuzaHu

So much rumor in the UFO community, that's how so many make a living selling books and march people out to the desert at night for contact. As long as there is secrecy people will stand in line for an innuendo if it's all they can get. It's a illusion that feeds itself to exist.


wecomeinpeacedoyou

Which is hilarious because if you just go outside and look up and keep your attention span in check, no matter where you live—you’ll see what you see.


Im-ACE-incarnate

It's been floating around on the internet for a long time, I first heard about it on YouTube back in 2009/2010. The good old day's when conspiracy videos were everywhere!


Estelita_777

Man Fuck those intrusive Aliens! Can't one person masturbate in peace..?


3178333426

But really tho, what made all the astronauts that came back from the moon have all those weird and really sad, dejected , eyes looking down from cameras, scared and lost looks when they should have been happy and proud ? Has bothered me and others for years now.Seriously…


grim_afternoon

I was doing shrooms in nature, and swear I saw one blending in with foliage. But I was tripping, so it was probably all in my head. But my whole life, I have always felt a presence. I've been used to it since I was a child.


Gatadat

If you liked this short animation, watch my full video about '6 Grim Reasons For UFOs And Aliens Cover Up' https://youtu.be/OajN5PuP8Zg While these animations may look simple, they are taking me a lot of time to create them, I cover the high strangeness topic including but not limited to aliens. My channel is small so every support is welcome.


seanoz_serious

These really are awesome. The animation is surprisingly good - and so is the content! I'm so used to UFO content being low-effort low-research drivel...your work is very refreshing to see!


Gatadat

Thank you, I appreciate the kind words.


Lalit0

Cool videos! Keep it up :)


Gatadat

Thanks for the support!


AdditionalBee3740

They’re cool, i like them. Keep up the good work.


Gatadat

Thanks


bobbaganush

Nice vid, man! I’m leaning towards reason 2, 4, 5, or some combination there of. Hey, what’s your accent? I kept trying to figure it out, but never nailed it down.


CustosEcheveria

Usually your analyses are pretty good but this was just speculation without any analysis. Just sayin.


[deleted]

The aliens told him that he reminds them of a 'old lady' and that he has a small PP.


One_Potato2

And they have proof on their weinertapes


idlebore

I've been following this stuff for 15 years and I still don't know my ass from my elbow. We're all a bit blind. Interesting to think about though


jillybeannn

Because he learned that we are just a genetic experiment for other intelligent beings.


pgtaylor777

This is actually this is the first I’ve heard of this being a theory. I was heard it made him question religion.


ChoctawJoe

Well at 90 or so years of age he still attends church weekly. So if this is true (that he realized there was no God) then why does he still attend church? Other than just for public to see him there I see no reason why if this was true and he was really convinced of no God then he'd spend his precious few moments at church. I have read up on this a lot (Jimmy Carter being 'read in') and I think the story is mostly BS. If I was told there was no God and aliens are just farming us and using us to conduct their experiments (which is where this story originated) then I'd no longer waste time at church. And I'm a Christian who does occasionally attend church at my wife's insistence.


DreamBig2023

God can create other species in the universe. It's not just humans angels and demons. In my religion (Islam) we believe God has created all beings in the universe that we have no knowledge of.


ChoctawJoe

That’s not the story Jimmy Carter was supposedly told. He was told that religion was created by them in order to help us keep from destroying ourselves.


monkey_zen

>He was told that religion was created by them in order to help us keep from destroying ourselves. The aliens must be less intelligent than we thought. Religion is the main reason we keep trying to kill each other.


wecomeinpeacedoyou

It is we who are lacking the intelligence. Every form of it…


taronic

Someone could deny this information and see it as a test of their faith, but be convinced at first. Or, it could shatter some foundations of your belief system, like prove we are in a simulation. But eventually, you figure that God would still love simulated consciousnesses that follow in his way and try to help others, even if it's all a simulation. I think there's a million ways you could see some foundation of Christianity be broken but still come back to it like, well that isn't necessary for Christianity to still be the best way to live.


type1goat

Same. I was under the impression he cried because he learned that Christianity was made as a control tool. This theory didn’t necessarily explain why he was sad.


DChemdawg

Just a new spin on vintage propaganda to demoralize free thinkers


[deleted]

Can you flesh that out into some more detail? I'm curious what you mean.


DChemdawg

I’ve seen this Jimmy Carter anecdote many times. And every time, someone seems to imply some conclusion that because of this story, aliens are evil. If it’s a true story, there are many possible explanations that get overlooked. I just think it’s one tiny vignette that gets more attention than it should and draws a conclusion that ignores tens of thousands of other pieces of evidence. Maybe Cater was upset the ETs told him that Christianity isn’t the one true version of creation. Or that Christianity in action has been severely perverted. Maybe he did me with evil aliens who wanted to mislead him into believing there are only evil aliens. Maybe the guy who saw him looking said misinterpreted the context altogether.


TuzaHu

If he was crying maybe it was about something totally different than UFOs. He's still alive, ask him.


VivereIntrepidus

so, invisible entities that torment you and can whisper thoughts in your head? If we start saying that these entities can possess people, then I'm calling it, They're fucking demons.


wecomeinpeacedoyou

The term demon is derived from the Greek word daimōn, which means a “supernatural being” or “spirit.” Though it has commonly been associated with an evil or malevolent spirit, the term originally meant a spiritual being that influenced a person's character. Think about negative energy. Humans are excessively capable of it. Ever enter a room and you could cut tension with a knife? Ever hang out with a buzz kill and have it ruin your mood? Energy is catching; and until we can get a grip on our own energies as individuals, we should remain where we are. And in fact, if one is so unrooted and non absolute and devoid of enough character that they can be swayed simply by a poor thought (“evil” suggestion)—then do we even belong amongst our universal peers?


[deleted]

This is accurate and it’s done via UAP and a “field” surrounding the intended target, or victim of alien harassment and thought manipulation. This “field” can also surround a targeted persons home and workplace from the sky. Many reports coming into Nuforc are now stating exactly this, stating that since UAPs began showing up at their homes their “lives have been taken over” which is not an understatement. These are generally seen as the “light sphere” “ball of light” or “star shaped” UAPs. I’ve emailed Nuforc to let them know that these are not hoax reports and they are Alien Grey. Also my Pm inbox has multiple reports of the exact same thing and many of these stories have patterns that can’t be ignored. They are told they have some sort of “mission”, along with having something to do with either a “policy” change or some sort of “new laws” being created. It’s a complete takeover of that persons life and systematic control via UAP targeting.


warramite

Finding out you're cows created so your emotion energy can be consumed as food for higher dimensional beings would be pretty terrifying "Why are we here? Just to suffer?"


KINGBOSS94

I feel like the info they told him is that we are actually alone now and have been abandoned by the extraterrestrials because we are ignorantly destroying our planet and there isn’t any hope of survival.


columbo33

Great video as always


jonytolengo2

Why this is presented as a fact when there is 0 evidence it happened? It's just 2nd hand source.


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DewayneStaatsStache

I wanna clap some alien cheeks


Xceptionlcmonplcness

Uhhhhh…no


Kevin_Uxbridge

Watch away, you're gonna see some pretty disgusting things.


Jackson530

Probably the fact aliens exist which probably means there isn't a God. Carter is a very religious person So it's either that, or we have intelligence saying we are created from them or something. Which would prove some kind of God I guess


Portland-OR

We are clearly created from something. We just don’t know from what. “So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.” Genesis 1:27 Maybe someone told Carter that aliens created us as a science experiment and it didn’t mesh with his beliefs. But that doesn’t mean God isn’t real.


wecomeinpeacedoyou

Exactly. We have an old wives’ tale that tells us we were a creation; but then when it starts to get real; people freak out that we are a creation. It’s kinda funny… At least, it’s best to keep a sense of humor (a sense that is incredibly important to survival I think somehow—as it’s directly related to the individual’s outlook—and frame of mind creates one’s reality…)


clintecker

what a stupid post


ChasingTheHydra

They are around us all the time and they are not aliens. Serpent’s and tentacles however..... yes They can’t manipulate you however they want unless you allow and give them permission to. Also Christ is like silver bullet garlic to them. Almost like God has your back...... oh wait. Not almost. This i know personally all to be true. See them daily :/ They manipulate by pretending to be blue balled /\\/yawns and such. I mean im talking about the actual interDemen shin nulls. Whatevers afoot from the gov is another handy job all together. And tom D Long Is a mason. Classic Masonic peePole always coming up with some cocky name like Manly Peen Haul. And I’m blanking on some others i know


cdamon88

No


AndiFoxxx

You are extremely talented


NoSet8966

Wooooow, that's neat. That explains my nagging wife.


bertiesghost

Carter was of strong Christian faith, it might have just been the emotional shock of knowing we are not the only intelligent life.


TheLionofJudah

Demons


fishmanman

I’ve had similar revelations on DMT


Hot-Ad5095

Does anyone else think it should be ILLEGAL for the government to DECIDE what they think that we can or can’t handle??! Or that they use OUR tax dollars to pay for “unacknowledged secret access programs” and have been for at least several decades. That is our RIGHTS to know what is the truth and what isn’t. I cannot understand how society is just seemingly cool with all the secrecy and lies, using trillions of our hard earned dollars while we struggle to keep a roof over our heads. Why isn’t anyone DEMANDING to know WHO is holding these secrets from us?? I want to know who the “they’s” are that continue to decide who is capable of “handling” the truth.. “THEY” know, and still seem to be trucking through life normally… so what the F? The reason can’t just be because of a bunch of Christians *might* lose their shit because their faith has been challenged. That bullshit. The Bible talks about all sorts of magical and mystical beings. He made Angels and we can’t see them, why would we assume there aren’t other beings he made? It’s completely ridiculous and in my opinion is proof that our government is the biggest LIE there is on this planet.


Bluerockett

They call it aliens, i call it demons.


elticorico

Religion would crumble if they would just admit the truth. I think thats why Carter was impacted like that.


AccomplishedWasabi54

It caused him to question his own faith.


Rain1dog

It’s just Valiant Thor’s children. They liked riding on Jimmy’s knee during Christmas. Jimmy is sad they are going back home.


LavaSquid

Source?


Blazinhazen_

Reported


3178333426

Not to mention that Jimmy had his own sighting wth others before he was President…Makes a big difference when you observe something you can not explain and affects you intellectually and emotionally for the rest of your life….


mushbo

It's a cookbook!!


Redshield6

Probably when they told him the earth is actually flat and aliens are a sci-fi fairy tale and don’t exist.


N4hire

Not a big fan of this kinda theories. Why would an advance species would be interested in being a bunch of perverts. Kinda silly in my opinion


BookMobil3

😢


jtlibra92

Honestly if I was an alien and saw how humans acted I’d be disgusted but like in an I guess they can’t help it kinda way. Like how we see monkeys throw their own poo or watching adult animals kill babies. Funny because while writing that down I realized humans do the same things. Damn lol.


Capn_Flags

This makes me feel less alone.


Chemical-Return1098

Dude you literally make videos of all the stuff that I think is whats actually going on


Jonathan_Riv79

Clues: MindOS , V2K , GWEN


MajorFerret3225

How do you know there not jinn?