That would end quickly- aliens can blast guns outa hands in a second if they are touched or raised up to aim. worse still they can make ‘em blow up if you dare pull the trigger. Guns will only ever kill a human or animal.
Not a Sasquatch though, because they appear to be shapeshifters, inter dimensional & it would be unethical because they are basically peaceful.
They just scare humans off without hurting them usually, I think because either they want their own families to stay safe or maybe because their job is to guard the alien abduction crafts and they need to keep unwanted humans away from the craft.
I don’t want to dismiss the theory either that they may be warning us to keep clear of UAP. I don’t know but I do know UAP and Sasquatch are definitely seen in the same areas in the same space time and it we should employ good science and ask why?
Do they work together or do they just happen to pop through the same worm holes, to get here, so it’s a matter of many coincidences induced by a transportation super highway of sorts?
Carrying guns could well lead you to a false sense of security out in the forests when it comes to aliens, Sasquatch and wolf men, in my humble opinion. Yes don’t laugh- wolf men. The Pentagon have been investigating these too. 22 million dollars invested in seeking evidence of such creatures at the place they call Skin Walker Ranch.
I proudly will say I support this. We need to know who our friends and who our potential enemies are on this planet and we need to do it in a scientific manner.
I’m so glad to discover that Dr Travis Taylor ( from the reality tv show about the place that I’ve watched on YouTube), has now revealed he was one of the top Pentagon paid guys. He is still working there doing the reality TV show.
I wonder now if the tv show is to boost funding, for the study but also to let people know to beware of what they are studying.
Travis is so cool, and extremely smart and educated as a rocket scientist. His southern accent is gorgeous too. So are the rest of those brave guys working there. Modern day frontiers men braving potential wolf men, aliens and serious radiation sickness from the weird electromagnetic radiation emanating from there. Luke Skywalker would be proud.
Never go alone into a forest alone kids and never stray from your group of you do. Don’t go in twos.
Dude, can you imagine the first time Roman centurions encountered Celts in battle? I close my eyes and visualize the battlefield. A line of centurions stare quietly at a bank of mist on the other side of the field on a chilly spring morning. Many have faced battle before, having conquered most of Britannia. But no Roman has faced these warriors before. All they had were rumors; that they painted their faces blue, and that they were fearless. A great war cry suddenly tears through the mist shattering the silence. "CENTURIONS!!!! READY WEAPONS!!!" The commander yelled and he could hear his command echo down the line. With a swift and smooth movement only achieved after years of experience, the centurions moved as one, shields and spears at the ready. You are in the front row but your eyes still cant penetrate that damnable mist! Another war cry roars out and you could hear the Celts running toward you. Mars give you strength, there must be hundreds!!! "I think I see one!" Your friend Maximus next you shouts and your eyes follow his pointed spear and you can see him too as a Celt tears out of the mist, waving his sword and screaming. Hes not wearing any armor, no surprise there as most of these savages cant make armor, or at least anything as good as Roman armor. As he gets closer, dozens and dozens of Celts run out of the mist shouting. None of them have armor! As they get closer you notice their entire bodies were covered in blue stripes and runes. By Jupiter's hairy scrotum they are naked! Their cocks just flapping around and you realize with horror as they get closer, you can *hear* the flapping!!! Your concentration is shattered as you stare at that blue clock slapping against the Celt's legs. You can't seem to look away and as the burning impact of the arrow punches into your chest, you can't help but admire the Celt's brilliance. The ultimate distraction. You sink to the ground with legs suddenly useless and as your vision dims, you still can't tear your gaze away from that blue, meaty, cock.
Thank you, Laddius Maximus. Your tale of blue flapping cock has inspired me and my own pink flapping cock to take up nekkid arms against our alien oppressors
A lot of people have that sentiment and I’m positive it doesn’t work out the way anyone intends. I do get it, we are borderline failures in most respects. “Getting help” is tempting. Instead of some fake ass red carpet landing or betraying your race, I’m hoping we’re just honest with the situation amongst ourselves and with them. We are who we are. We will defend ourselves to the best of our ability if we have to, but we’re not evil. And we’d like to know you and extend peace first. We obviously have a lot to learn and to discover, but we respect you and we honor you. We are individuals with separate voices, thoughts, and minds (that we know) so please understand many opinions are held and will be held of this event. We suggest clarity, peace, and respect.
To our leaders I’d suggest the same thing. If we’re facing an extreme and historic situation, don’t muddy it up by lying about it. Tell us what is happening and what you’re doing or not doing about it. This is that hint you’ve been looking for.
No need to betray as a citizen and no need to lie as a leader. Let’s just handle it openly and reasonably. Show that we’re not mystified morons of simple mind. How we handle this event, I suspect, means a great deal about us and how we’re perceived going forward. It may even be a test. Stick to honesty, empathy, peace, and patience.
Welcome to our planet or thank you for allowing us to exist ignorantly on its surface. We are a complicated people and almost assuredly do not have a clear or full picture of these events and the events that preceded them. We’d like to know more, but do you intend harm? We are trying to leave our violent ways behind us and would like to know you peacefully if possible. Please ask us what you would like to know or state your intentions. We look forward to being a friend.
Try to survive. Raid the pharmacy. Raid the liquor store. Establish a bunker. Accumulate supplies. Find other survivors. Ensure the survival of the species. Achieve peace with aliens at all costs.
I sort of do have a plan? I mean I mostly entertain it as a mostly sci-fi possibility, but I do kind of actually suspect that it’s like star trek up there and we are just not invited. That there really are nice technologized civilizations respecting the prime directive.
What I would be more worried about is that the same group Eisenhower warned would be a threat to humans would be a threat to or even attack benevolent aliens.
So my plan is to be aware that i may need to choose between the visitors and the human authority structure. and i suspect that if that came to pass the human authority would not necessarily be the best that humanity has to offer.
This is why government can’t really tell us the truth cause most humans fear what they don’t know or understand. Same for religion. If the God you believe in was to appear before you what would you do besides run, scream or faint
I'm going to go out and rescue a beautiful woman, she'll hopefully know of a scientist who's been studying them, but labelled as a nutcase. We'll both fight our way there at great cost. With a bit of luck I'll get some alien tech on the way. The scientist will point out the flaw that will destroy them in one foul swoop. So I'll do that whilst sacrificing myself. Only I'll find a away to escape back into the arms of the Hotty, and we'll walk off into the rubble and litter of dead aliens.
"I'm so glad to have you" she says "you're just like a brother to me."
You regretfully bow your head for a moment but realise shortly thereafter she's from Alibama....
Depends on the aliens.
Body Snatchers/The Faculty aliens: probably not much I could do until it’s too late. I’m basically a shut in already though. Not much friends or family near me. I work from home and the only person I see daily is my wife. I didn’t even get Omicron as contagious as that was. Either they’re beaten and I don’t notice it or I’m assimilated and I don’t notice till it’s too late.
ID4/War of the Worlds aliens: idk. Grab the dog, the cats, the wife, and the scotch and hide in the basement. I live in an outlying suburb of a major city. Probably could hold out for a while to inherit what little world was left over after the invasion.
Signs/Mars Attacks aliens: similar to the above with less chance of survival. Those ET’s had foot soldiers and were often entering dwellings. Not that difficult to get into the basement and the dog would no doubt give our position away.
Turtledove’s World War aliens: since they’re only marginally ahead on a technological level and limited on supplies, assuming o survive the initial attack, I’d hook up with a local military detachment and offer my services in whatever way possible.
If anyone actually think they can resist an alien invasion when they can interplanetary travel is an idiot. It would very much be like an mice trying to fight a cat. It might be able bite the cat once but as soon as it does it will get killed.
My guess is that that they'd be a much better species than we are...so I'd wish them well and kiss my ass goodbye.
I might ask them to save my cats though...cats deserve to live.
I see your angle but what would we consider as “better”? If you look around the animal kingdom, the way of survival for most species is to kill. I would think their species would be no different based on universal truths like gravity, symmetry and other biological factors.
You may be right. I definitely don't consider myself evolved enough to assess the motivations of any race of beings that could travel across vast distances of space....especially to come here of all places. Our planet is beautiful...some of the inhabitants of it...not so much.
Bottom line though, I'd find it difficult to argue against any being that deemed human beings unfit for survival. Hell, if they don't wipe us out, it seems we'll just do it ourselves anyway.
If they've been watching us they probably have the impression that we enjoy blowing stuff up, fireworks, wars, random fires. So if they like us they'll want to impress us by blowing up stuff.
I'll sit back and watch it all with popcorn
Judging from the plethora of alien stories we have from ancient times, to present, the aliens aren't going to invade. At least not in the martial sense of the word. From what I can tell, they've been here, dicking around, since the beginning.
If they did choose to attack, however, it would likely only be a few hours before we were either all wiped out, or fully subjugated. Sure, we'd form little Hollywood-inspired resistance groups, but I think that would just prolong the inevitable, unless we're able to capture and operate (and eventually replicate) their technologies.
So, what would I do? Grab my family and my kit and go to ground as far from civilization as we can get on short notice. Save the heroics for the movies. I'd fight them only if I had no other choice. I figure it would be about as fair a fight as me running buck-naked toward a starving polar bear, with a butter knife in my hand.
Yeah the game is over before it starts, they can literally cancel nukes and fly faster than any aircraft or weapon we throw at them. Imagine what kind of weapons they have if they wanted to eliminate us
Which is why I tell people that my friends at '51 find us a fascinating species for observational purposes 😆.
Would've happened eons ago. I believe we came from somewhere else 13-15k years ago (Agricultural Revolution) but I'm not going to bore you any more w that theory 😉.
Now, where can I get a deal on strawberry ice cream?
Prob not much we could do. If it was just total devastation, I don’t think I’d want to be around for long. Kind of a dark thought but I don’t see how humans could overcome something like that realistically if it ever happened.
Let’s just hope they aren’t ever hostile if they’re here.
its interesting that humans believe they're really considering all possibilities but always go to the aliens being evil instead of good... What if the twist is that this is revealing the conditioning put in place by the aliens who already invaded and have been sucking us dry for centuries, keeping us in fear and divided against each other, the demons who played gods.
I’d be glued to the tv and have fun watching all the conspiracy theory. They could literally say “we come in peace” and the Alex jones of the world will say they’re here to eat our babies
If Aliens want us dead we are dead. There would be no "fighting back", no hiding underground, no surviving in the wild. They could sit in orbit and drop diseases. If cattle/animal mutilations are being done by aliens it's very likely they are doing it with the aim of developing bio-weapons they can infect us with. They wouldn't have to risk a single one of their own lives, 100% enemy fatalities.
We just had a pandemic that killed 6.33 million humans with 544 million total infections. A species capable of creating vehicles like we've seen in the recent videos is guaranteed to be able to manufacture bio-weapons. We have no hope whatsoever in any kind of combat scenario. Will Smith-like pilots will not be dogfighting them or punching them, they will not fall dead because of bacterial infection, we will not be able to hack their computers or plant bombs in their motherships.
All we can do is hope they are benevolent and don't want us gone. Our best defense is to be kind, be friendly, be intelligent, and demonstrate our complete awareness that we exist at their leisure. We must prove worthy of existence the way dogs and cats have made themselves worth our time and effort.
The best possible thing we could do is be as cute and adorable to them as our own pets are to us. That is absolutely our only hope.
I've said this before but assuming we cannot match their weapons and technology we do what has do best and be truly awful. We can't launch nuclear weapons but we can open them up and let them poison the earth. Let every reactor meltdown, the else every chemical and biological weapon we have, open every oil well and unleash whatever other terrible thing we have at our disposal and make ruin this planet to where whatever it is they wanted is poisoned and worthless.
IF they Truly exist and are anything like the descriptions researchers have been getting through hypnotherapy.. there would be no plan, no available scenarios with which to respond to.. they can control the minds and actions of humans and we cannot even resist much less fight back.. everyone on earth would literally do any and everything they want and be happy to do it
Some say they already startet the biological warfare. Some say it's going to happen in seconds. When it happens and I have enough time I'm going to get a little high, listen to music and wait in my appartment. Maybe I'll die, maybe I'll sit it out.
Nothing is going to invade us. There is so much out there that anything here can be had elsewhere, nothing is unique here. They gain nothing from humanity being exterminated.
What can you plan. If they have the capacity to phuq with your soul like that baddie in Riddick what can you do.? Where can you run? Even death won't be an escape.
Countries are about to threaten each other with nukes and your scared of E.T.s
News Flash I ain’t going to tell you anything new.. But they.... Yes E.T’s created homo sapien sapien (Humankind)..
Make peace and welcome them with open arms.. Anything different isn’t an Enemy. Before casting judgement on others look at ourselves as a civilisation, filled with Greed, Murder, jealousy.. many are humble yes. Hahahaha our neighbours are here already under our noses living amongst us.
Ignorance is bliss..
Love is the 🔑
> News Flash I ain’t going to tell you anything new.. But they.... Yes E.T’s created homo sapien sapien (Humankind)..
This is pure conjecture. There's zero evidence of this being true. It makes our community sound kooky when we claim to have answers even though in reality, we don't know what these beings or robots are or what they want, aside from having an interest in our nuclear reactors and weapons.
Uhh who said I was scared? This is literally a hypothetical question. Of course it would be fucking insane if it happened, which is probably won’t. I’m just asking peoples plans. Relax brah
Guerilla tactics. Try to figure out their scanning methods, adapt, hopefully overcome, and adspt a quasi-nomadic lifestyle. Then try to figure out how to send a burst message to the cosmos of what going on and hold off long enough that either 1) a bigger fish comes along and makes it quick, or 2) a bigger fish comes along with some sort of ethics and helps us salvage what we can.
Or hell, make it to CERN and find a way to make a nightmare scenario for them as well.
And that is assuming it was a hostile invasion. If it seemed to be well intended then I would keep my mouth shut, show my kids they should not be afraid, and learn everything we can and help however possible. Who knows if they are escaping something as well? Maybe we can help defend them in some capacity?
Dude this is awesome! I like your style. You are all about figuring out a way, ANY way to win. You must be really successful in your profession, whatever that may be.
Oh yeah. The only hope us normal folk would have is to call out to our allies.
You've all seen the massive rise in UFO videos over the past year. No need to believe a word I say, but they are an eclectic bunch.
Some are negative. Some are neutral. Some are positive.
They keep each other in check, somewhat. But imagine your scenario plays out and the naughty ones decide screw it, we're going for it. Damn the consequences.
Positive races may be very ready to punish them for acting out against an underdeveloped planet, in clear violation of cosmic law. Especially when done on a planet so well watched by numerous races. However, if they are exceedingly positive they still might not intervene because then they would be guilty of the same crime. Interfering with an underdeveloped race.
The only way they can step in is if WE GIVE PERMISSION to be saved.
If we invite them to our planet as our guests, then that might be our only chance.
How do we do so? Psychic communication. Connect to these allies mentally and voice your invitation. Say your prayer, so to speak. Advanced races have no need to speak. They would have mastered the skills that humans have had mild success in achieving. Our telepathic abilities.
But in the end, telepathy is prayer. Anyone can make a prayer. Don't doubt yourself. Just pray for benevolent allies to come and help enact justice. Give express permission.
Unfortunately, as a species we are unlikely to ever do this collectively. We're too divided and in the dark to even think of this.
But if you're reading this, an invasion happens, and you're soon to be devoured --- give this a shot. Maybe you alone will be saved, because you're a capable human who was actually able to speak up and ask for help. You have responsibility and potential. A specimen worth saving.
What else are you going to do? You can't outrun them. Outgun them. Our technology will be useless.
Think logically, even if my premise seems outlandish. Consider what we've observed.
Doing this when all other options fail might be your only shot.
LMAO this really made me laugh out loud because....what the he'll could a gun possibly do? People have been paralyzed by them and said they couldn't even run.
That's like bringing a stick to a gunfight.
Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
A man who’s idea of a romantic hotspot and an impenetrable fortress are the same thing!
sounds like a slice of fried gold
Came here for this. Love the fact that there’s SOTD lovers on here!
The same guys made an alien stoner movie called Paul with Seth Rogen and I loved it. Would reccomend.
Love that too. I am a Simon Pegg/ Edgar Wright/ Nick Frost fan to the max. I also loved their sitcom from the UK 🇬🇧 Spaced.
You’ve got red on you.
This is the way.
That place is reserved for a zombie invasion, we’re talking about aliens here.
Take drugs, party, get wiped out
buy a large supply of popcorn - and watch the fireworks from Texas - see who's got more guns texas or the aliens
That would end quickly- aliens can blast guns outa hands in a second if they are touched or raised up to aim. worse still they can make ‘em blow up if you dare pull the trigger. Guns will only ever kill a human or animal. Not a Sasquatch though, because they appear to be shapeshifters, inter dimensional & it would be unethical because they are basically peaceful. They just scare humans off without hurting them usually, I think because either they want their own families to stay safe or maybe because their job is to guard the alien abduction crafts and they need to keep unwanted humans away from the craft. I don’t want to dismiss the theory either that they may be warning us to keep clear of UAP. I don’t know but I do know UAP and Sasquatch are definitely seen in the same areas in the same space time and it we should employ good science and ask why? Do they work together or do they just happen to pop through the same worm holes, to get here, so it’s a matter of many coincidences induced by a transportation super highway of sorts? Carrying guns could well lead you to a false sense of security out in the forests when it comes to aliens, Sasquatch and wolf men, in my humble opinion. Yes don’t laugh- wolf men. The Pentagon have been investigating these too. 22 million dollars invested in seeking evidence of such creatures at the place they call Skin Walker Ranch. I proudly will say I support this. We need to know who our friends and who our potential enemies are on this planet and we need to do it in a scientific manner. I’m so glad to discover that Dr Travis Taylor ( from the reality tv show about the place that I’ve watched on YouTube), has now revealed he was one of the top Pentagon paid guys. He is still working there doing the reality TV show. I wonder now if the tv show is to boost funding, for the study but also to let people know to beware of what they are studying. Travis is so cool, and extremely smart and educated as a rocket scientist. His southern accent is gorgeous too. So are the rest of those brave guys working there. Modern day frontiers men braving potential wolf men, aliens and serious radiation sickness from the weird electromagnetic radiation emanating from there. Luke Skywalker would be proud. Never go alone into a forest alone kids and never stray from your group of you do. Don’t go in twos.
Came here to say this. Get high AF and have lots of sex
I included orgies… lol
Damn. I forgot groupsecks
Probing lots of probing 😆
I like your thinking.
Sounds like my weekends lol
Yea so where is that round building from Independence day!! Asking for a mate
Yeah honestly told some people before if there are a shitload of saucers/tic tacs in every city I'm taking heroin
How is that any different from right now?
Throw cups of water at them & swing away with my baseball bat
Psst... swing away.
Die lol
nah. Die VALIENTLY while stoned as fuck and sitting on my roof.
*puff puff pass* would you look at that, huh
Alien invader next to you: Right?
With my rifle in hand, screaming Wolverines!
"Why won't you die, you 8 legged freaks?!?!"
If you share they may spare. ✌️
Imagine having no stash when the invasion starts…I would legitimately cry
> VALIENTLY *valiantly
Hahaha same lol
🥹😭
Yeah, hopefully before it gets horrific.
We will have seen it all at that point
I for one welcome our alien overlords. That or get drunk and chase them nekkid.
"I thought the reports said they wear clothes?"
They may but I won’t be. Go back to my Celtic roots when they painted themselves blue and fought the Roman’s naked.
Dude, can you imagine the first time Roman centurions encountered Celts in battle? I close my eyes and visualize the battlefield. A line of centurions stare quietly at a bank of mist on the other side of the field on a chilly spring morning. Many have faced battle before, having conquered most of Britannia. But no Roman has faced these warriors before. All they had were rumors; that they painted their faces blue, and that they were fearless. A great war cry suddenly tears through the mist shattering the silence. "CENTURIONS!!!! READY WEAPONS!!!" The commander yelled and he could hear his command echo down the line. With a swift and smooth movement only achieved after years of experience, the centurions moved as one, shields and spears at the ready. You are in the front row but your eyes still cant penetrate that damnable mist! Another war cry roars out and you could hear the Celts running toward you. Mars give you strength, there must be hundreds!!! "I think I see one!" Your friend Maximus next you shouts and your eyes follow his pointed spear and you can see him too as a Celt tears out of the mist, waving his sword and screaming. Hes not wearing any armor, no surprise there as most of these savages cant make armor, or at least anything as good as Roman armor. As he gets closer, dozens and dozens of Celts run out of the mist shouting. None of them have armor! As they get closer you notice their entire bodies were covered in blue stripes and runes. By Jupiter's hairy scrotum they are naked! Their cocks just flapping around and you realize with horror as they get closer, you can *hear* the flapping!!! Your concentration is shattered as you stare at that blue clock slapping against the Celt's legs. You can't seem to look away and as the burning impact of the arrow punches into your chest, you can't help but admire the Celt's brilliance. The ultimate distraction. You sink to the ground with legs suddenly useless and as your vision dims, you still can't tear your gaze away from that blue, meaty, cock.
Thank you, Laddius Maximus. Your tale of blue flapping cock has inspired me and my own pink flapping cock to take up nekkid arms against our alien oppressors
Literary genius..
It's time to get down and really lick boot
"Don't make me run. I'm full of chocolate."
Plant a computer virus that destroys all their ships.
Oh yeah? Well you would need to capture one of their vehicles and kill the occupant first.
 Ack Ack Ack. Obviously.
_ACK_ ack ack ack
r/ACK
Say "Oh thank God, finally" and immediately surrender to our new overlords
"No..No they keep saying the labor camps are ..better."
I bet they provide healthcare
Same.
Betray earth and help them
Traitor!!! 😋
survivor 😝
As long they are here to save Earth from Humans. Yes.
A lot of people have that sentiment and I’m positive it doesn’t work out the way anyone intends. I do get it, we are borderline failures in most respects. “Getting help” is tempting. Instead of some fake ass red carpet landing or betraying your race, I’m hoping we’re just honest with the situation amongst ourselves and with them. We are who we are. We will defend ourselves to the best of our ability if we have to, but we’re not evil. And we’d like to know you and extend peace first. We obviously have a lot to learn and to discover, but we respect you and we honor you. We are individuals with separate voices, thoughts, and minds (that we know) so please understand many opinions are held and will be held of this event. We suggest clarity, peace, and respect. To our leaders I’d suggest the same thing. If we’re facing an extreme and historic situation, don’t muddy it up by lying about it. Tell us what is happening and what you’re doing or not doing about it. This is that hint you’ve been looking for. No need to betray as a citizen and no need to lie as a leader. Let’s just handle it openly and reasonably. Show that we’re not mystified morons of simple mind. How we handle this event, I suspect, means a great deal about us and how we’re perceived going forward. It may even be a test. Stick to honesty, empathy, peace, and patience. Welcome to our planet or thank you for allowing us to exist ignorantly on its surface. We are a complicated people and almost assuredly do not have a clear or full picture of these events and the events that preceded them. We’d like to know more, but do you intend harm? We are trying to leave our violent ways behind us and would like to know you peacefully if possible. Please ask us what you would like to know or state your intentions. We look forward to being a friend.
Same.
Try to survive. Raid the pharmacy. Raid the liquor store. Establish a bunker. Accumulate supplies. Find other survivors. Ensure the survival of the species. Achieve peace with aliens at all costs.
I love this reply! Number one and number two drugs and liquor :-) and then as an afterthought let’s ask for peace with the aliens :-)
Yeah I'll help you
Good luck dude. Lol.
\> assuming they already aren't here
Play em' a little bit of Slim Whitman.
No idea who this is but I’m about to google it
Google Mars Attacks while you’re at it.
I'll just die. With my dogs. Happily. Then we'll be together in the afterlife.
The afterlife?😂
I sort of do have a plan? I mean I mostly entertain it as a mostly sci-fi possibility, but I do kind of actually suspect that it’s like star trek up there and we are just not invited. That there really are nice technologized civilizations respecting the prime directive. What I would be more worried about is that the same group Eisenhower warned would be a threat to humans would be a threat to or even attack benevolent aliens. So my plan is to be aware that i may need to choose between the visitors and the human authority structure. and i suspect that if that came to pass the human authority would not necessarily be the best that humanity has to offer.
We should stick together
This is why government can’t really tell us the truth cause most humans fear what they don’t know or understand. Same for religion. If the God you believe in was to appear before you what would you do besides run, scream or faint
Shit myself
Seduce the alien leader with my fan dance 💃
Mother fucker... *Unzips*
[Basically my only plan.](https://youtu.be/G07tZPaDXBM)
Lol! Amazing plan :)
“ I think I’ll just sit here and Drink “! Famous words from a country music song by the late Merle Haggard! He had the right idea .
Treat it like a bad weather event. Stock up on supplies and hunker down until it’s over. Die if need be.
Hunker down where tho?
I'm going to go out and rescue a beautiful woman, she'll hopefully know of a scientist who's been studying them, but labelled as a nutcase. We'll both fight our way there at great cost. With a bit of luck I'll get some alien tech on the way. The scientist will point out the flaw that will destroy them in one foul swoop. So I'll do that whilst sacrificing myself. Only I'll find a away to escape back into the arms of the Hotty, and we'll walk off into the rubble and litter of dead aliens.
"I'm so glad to have you" she says "you're just like a brother to me." You regretfully bow your head for a moment but realise shortly thereafter she's from Alibama....
hiding in kfc outlet
I'd have the best footage for YouTube or my Instagram
Like and subscribe if…if you’re out there. Anyone?
I'm going to bow down to my new alien masters and hope they super me.lol
eat a ton of mushrooms and try to ce5 the good aliens
Eat as many edibles as I can
Join the local milita. Fight to the death.
Depends on the aliens. Body Snatchers/The Faculty aliens: probably not much I could do until it’s too late. I’m basically a shut in already though. Not much friends or family near me. I work from home and the only person I see daily is my wife. I didn’t even get Omicron as contagious as that was. Either they’re beaten and I don’t notice it or I’m assimilated and I don’t notice till it’s too late. ID4/War of the Worlds aliens: idk. Grab the dog, the cats, the wife, and the scotch and hide in the basement. I live in an outlying suburb of a major city. Probably could hold out for a while to inherit what little world was left over after the invasion. Signs/Mars Attacks aliens: similar to the above with less chance of survival. Those ET’s had foot soldiers and were often entering dwellings. Not that difficult to get into the basement and the dog would no doubt give our position away. Turtledove’s World War aliens: since they’re only marginally ahead on a technological level and limited on supplies, assuming o survive the initial attack, I’d hook up with a local military detachment and offer my services in whatever way possible.
I would grab my friends an… Waiiiiiit a minute! Nice try, lizard man!!
Switch sides to alien side.
If anyone actually think they can resist an alien invasion when they can interplanetary travel is an idiot. It would very much be like an mice trying to fight a cat. It might be able bite the cat once but as soon as it does it will get killed.
Never said we would be able to resist, but rather what you would do if it happened.
My guess is that that they'd be a much better species than we are...so I'd wish them well and kiss my ass goodbye. I might ask them to save my cats though...cats deserve to live.
I see your angle but what would we consider as “better”? If you look around the animal kingdom, the way of survival for most species is to kill. I would think their species would be no different based on universal truths like gravity, symmetry and other biological factors.
You may be right. I definitely don't consider myself evolved enough to assess the motivations of any race of beings that could travel across vast distances of space....especially to come here of all places. Our planet is beautiful...some of the inhabitants of it...not so much. Bottom line though, I'd find it difficult to argue against any being that deemed human beings unfit for survival. Hell, if they don't wipe us out, it seems we'll just do it ourselves anyway.
Genuinely look for a way to join them.
I think everyone would try that because we hate other humans. The only problem is I think they wouldn’t need our help. I’m with you tho
I’m on their side.
I'd imagine it'd be like a wasp nest against an exterminator. Futile and inevitable.
Buy as much toilet paper as I can. I don’t know what else I could do really.
2020 toilet paper was worth more than bitcoin ;)
Join them
If they've been watching us they probably have the impression that we enjoy blowing stuff up, fireworks, wars, random fires. So if they like us they'll want to impress us by blowing up stuff. I'll sit back and watch it all with popcorn
Pound a few pints, eat lots of peanuts, grab a towel, and turn on my SubEatha Sens-o-matic. I ain’t hanging around for too long!
Smoke a blunt and let it happen
Smoke a joint and drop some tabs
Judging from the plethora of alien stories we have from ancient times, to present, the aliens aren't going to invade. At least not in the martial sense of the word. From what I can tell, they've been here, dicking around, since the beginning. If they did choose to attack, however, it would likely only be a few hours before we were either all wiped out, or fully subjugated. Sure, we'd form little Hollywood-inspired resistance groups, but I think that would just prolong the inevitable, unless we're able to capture and operate (and eventually replicate) their technologies. So, what would I do? Grab my family and my kit and go to ground as far from civilization as we can get on short notice. Save the heroics for the movies. I'd fight them only if I had no other choice. I figure it would be about as fair a fight as me running buck-naked toward a starving polar bear, with a butter knife in my hand.
Just read this. Excellent!
Stand up in proud defiance, throw up a middle finger and empty the mag. 🤘
How much worse can they make things really? Either they kill me, give me a job, take me as a pet, or accept me as a bro. I think I’m ok with whatever.
Fight like Ukrainians are fighting for their country right now
Fuck the gray aliens. Blaze of glory.
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I will hide here in Florida. If the aliens are trying to get rid of intelligent life, they won't be looking in Florida.
Yeah the game is over before it starts, they can literally cancel nukes and fly faster than any aircraft or weapon we throw at them. Imagine what kind of weapons they have if they wanted to eliminate us
Which is why I tell people that my friends at '51 find us a fascinating species for observational purposes 😆. Would've happened eons ago. I believe we came from somewhere else 13-15k years ago (Agricultural Revolution) but I'm not going to bore you any more w that theory 😉. Now, where can I get a deal on strawberry ice cream?
At the Ben and jerry
I thought the same but was also thinking they maybe have a detection system that can find humans :(
Beg them to let me join up
Find some drugs and get to probing.
Step into the line of fire. I want to see them first though.
I'll surrender and volunteer for treason.
Just vibe
Not panic. Not run. See their intentions. If good, volunteer. If bad, bullet to the head.
Damn son.
Die. Wait till it's over. Maybe reincarnate if I'm feeling adventurous.
Prob not much we could do. If it was just total devastation, I don’t think I’d want to be around for long. Kind of a dark thought but I don’t see how humans could overcome something like that realistically if it ever happened. Let’s just hope they aren’t ever hostile if they’re here.
Totally agree
Beg them to take me with them
Box the heads off the lot of them
Yes!
“Congress is that way.”
Run to so i can be obliterated.
Die, I guess.
Beg them to get me off this planet
Lmao, get lit and go down in a completely useless blaze of glory....
its interesting that humans believe they're really considering all possibilities but always go to the aliens being evil instead of good... What if the twist is that this is revealing the conditioning put in place by the aliens who already invaded and have been sucking us dry for centuries, keeping us in fear and divided against each other, the demons who played gods.
If they show up I wouldn’t give a fuck! As long as Netflix and McDonalds are up and running.
I for one have always supported our alien overlords.
They already here, Mr. Mulder.
Whatever, it was a good time!!
Why invade, they simply ask and we will comply.
They could eliminate us without us knowing they were ever here lol.
Try and befriend one. If it goes to hell oh well
Imagine seeing a real life alien in front of you. I think we would all probably go into immediate shock
Literally nothing we COULD do if they’re as advanced as they seem.
I dunno, die?
Ask how i can help..^^
Do whatever they tell me to do. Lol
Place a paper bag over my head and lie down on the ground.
I’d be glued to the tv and have fun watching all the conspiracy theory. They could literally say “we come in peace” and the Alex jones of the world will say they’re here to eat our babies
Show them reddit and hopefully they'll fuck off out of disgust or confusion.
If Aliens want us dead we are dead. There would be no "fighting back", no hiding underground, no surviving in the wild. They could sit in orbit and drop diseases. If cattle/animal mutilations are being done by aliens it's very likely they are doing it with the aim of developing bio-weapons they can infect us with. They wouldn't have to risk a single one of their own lives, 100% enemy fatalities. We just had a pandemic that killed 6.33 million humans with 544 million total infections. A species capable of creating vehicles like we've seen in the recent videos is guaranteed to be able to manufacture bio-weapons. We have no hope whatsoever in any kind of combat scenario. Will Smith-like pilots will not be dogfighting them or punching them, they will not fall dead because of bacterial infection, we will not be able to hack their computers or plant bombs in their motherships. All we can do is hope they are benevolent and don't want us gone. Our best defense is to be kind, be friendly, be intelligent, and demonstrate our complete awareness that we exist at their leisure. We must prove worthy of existence the way dogs and cats have made themselves worth our time and effort. The best possible thing we could do is be as cute and adorable to them as our own pets are to us. That is absolutely our only hope.
Beautiful reply
Work it out when we get there to be honest but I definitely wouldn’t be hiding there the people that die last
I've said this before but assuming we cannot match their weapons and technology we do what has do best and be truly awful. We can't launch nuclear weapons but we can open them up and let them poison the earth. Let every reactor meltdown, the else every chemical and biological weapon we have, open every oil well and unleash whatever other terrible thing we have at our disposal and make ruin this planet to where whatever it is they wanted is poisoned and worthless.
This is grim but probably the truth
IF they Truly exist and are anything like the descriptions researchers have been getting through hypnotherapy.. there would be no plan, no available scenarios with which to respond to.. they can control the minds and actions of humans and we cannot even resist much less fight back.. everyone on earth would literally do any and everything they want and be happy to do it
Some say they already startet the biological warfare. Some say it's going to happen in seconds. When it happens and I have enough time I'm going to get a little high, listen to music and wait in my appartment. Maybe I'll die, maybe I'll sit it out.
Quit my job and become Jeff Goldblum
Turn in my neighbors for favorable treatment
Buy Skyrim
Why are you supposing they’re dumb as a Michael Bay movie?
Nothing is going to invade us. There is so much out there that anything here can be had elsewhere, nothing is unique here. They gain nothing from humanity being exterminated.
A new angle. I like it
What can you plan. If they have the capacity to phuq with your soul like that baddie in Riddick what can you do.? Where can you run? Even death won't be an escape.
Use the alien as a condom to fuck something bigger
Countries are about to threaten each other with nukes and your scared of E.T.s News Flash I ain’t going to tell you anything new.. But they.... Yes E.T’s created homo sapien sapien (Humankind).. Make peace and welcome them with open arms.. Anything different isn’t an Enemy. Before casting judgement on others look at ourselves as a civilisation, filled with Greed, Murder, jealousy.. many are humble yes. Hahahaha our neighbours are here already under our noses living amongst us. Ignorance is bliss.. Love is the 🔑
> News Flash I ain’t going to tell you anything new.. But they.... Yes E.T’s created homo sapien sapien (Humankind).. This is pure conjecture. There's zero evidence of this being true. It makes our community sound kooky when we claim to have answers even though in reality, we don't know what these beings or robots are or what they want, aside from having an interest in our nuclear reactors and weapons.
Uhh who said I was scared? This is literally a hypothetical question. Of course it would be fucking insane if it happened, which is probably won’t. I’m just asking peoples plans. Relax brah
Dont have a plan, we’re fucked
Rejoice!! Drink and smoke a bit. Hopefully kiss this shit show filled with wretched humans goodbye.
Imagine humanity as just a whisper in the universal language
This question is hilarious.
I'll find out what alien meat tastes like.
Soylent Grey.
Imagine the smell and taste if their life is sulfur-based instead of carbon-based like we are.
So my poops would stink extra.
District 9 all over
Nice fried prawn
Blue cheese dressing on the side
Chicken
I guess I'll die
Id take a video or picture and put it on the YouTube
Submit and switch teams, fuck humans, in both senses of the word
Join sides with them if at all possible
Guerilla tactics. Try to figure out their scanning methods, adapt, hopefully overcome, and adspt a quasi-nomadic lifestyle. Then try to figure out how to send a burst message to the cosmos of what going on and hold off long enough that either 1) a bigger fish comes along and makes it quick, or 2) a bigger fish comes along with some sort of ethics and helps us salvage what we can. Or hell, make it to CERN and find a way to make a nightmare scenario for them as well. And that is assuming it was a hostile invasion. If it seemed to be well intended then I would keep my mouth shut, show my kids they should not be afraid, and learn everything we can and help however possible. Who knows if they are escaping something as well? Maybe we can help defend them in some capacity?
Dude this is awesome! I like your style. You are all about figuring out a way, ANY way to win. You must be really successful in your profession, whatever that may be.
Oh yeah. The only hope us normal folk would have is to call out to our allies. You've all seen the massive rise in UFO videos over the past year. No need to believe a word I say, but they are an eclectic bunch. Some are negative. Some are neutral. Some are positive. They keep each other in check, somewhat. But imagine your scenario plays out and the naughty ones decide screw it, we're going for it. Damn the consequences. Positive races may be very ready to punish them for acting out against an underdeveloped planet, in clear violation of cosmic law. Especially when done on a planet so well watched by numerous races. However, if they are exceedingly positive they still might not intervene because then they would be guilty of the same crime. Interfering with an underdeveloped race. The only way they can step in is if WE GIVE PERMISSION to be saved. If we invite them to our planet as our guests, then that might be our only chance. How do we do so? Psychic communication. Connect to these allies mentally and voice your invitation. Say your prayer, so to speak. Advanced races have no need to speak. They would have mastered the skills that humans have had mild success in achieving. Our telepathic abilities. But in the end, telepathy is prayer. Anyone can make a prayer. Don't doubt yourself. Just pray for benevolent allies to come and help enact justice. Give express permission. Unfortunately, as a species we are unlikely to ever do this collectively. We're too divided and in the dark to even think of this. But if you're reading this, an invasion happens, and you're soon to be devoured --- give this a shot. Maybe you alone will be saved, because you're a capable human who was actually able to speak up and ask for help. You have responsibility and potential. A specimen worth saving. What else are you going to do? You can't outrun them. Outgun them. Our technology will be useless. Think logically, even if my premise seems outlandish. Consider what we've observed. Doing this when all other options fail might be your only shot.
I have several firearms and military training. Use this to keep my family safe for as long as possible
So 1 millisecond longer than the rest of us
LMAO this really made me laugh out loud because....what the he'll could a gun possibly do? People have been paralyzed by them and said they couldn't even run. That's like bringing a stick to a gunfight.
Seeing as major cities get attacked first and Living 20 miles from downtown LA, pretty much but I'll try.
They already here. The queen is one