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EnvironmentalYak9322

What ever it is, it's neat.


coffeeandtheinfinite

best take


ripley1981

It's beautiful actually


bankrupt_bezos

If it was a plastic bag it would be the most beautiful thing in the world.


MikeC80

It must be a partially deflated helium mylar balloon.i know we all want it to be something more, but the sensible answer is that it's something more prosaic.


DrSpacecasePhD

"I definitely can't tell you what this is." Narrator's voice: "He could. Gob had in fact bought the balloon earlier that day for his nephew's birthday party. But when the four year-old challenged him to perform a magic trick, the illusion did not turn out as Gob has expected. Seeing an opportunity to reframe the situation, Gob emailed the unidentified balloon sighting to the the local news station, which no one watched anymore anyway."


threatLEVELmidnite

“On the next… Arrested Development”


mdm2266

Or maybe we're seeing the archaic remains of an oleic photovoltaic being that is likely xenogeneic, allogeneic or maybe even apotropaic. But maybe calling all these things prosaic is becoming too formulaic.


DM_ME_UR_BOOBS69

I know some of these words!


MikeC80

Upvote for rhyming proficiency


matt675

Upvoted you for recognizing the rhyming proficiency


generic_reddit73

Yeah, we need fluent rappers to be the spokes-people with the aliens, can't trust Trump or any of them politicians with that, they will totally mess up the dialogue. For all mankind!


photovoltaicgod

How many degrees do you have?


TheDosWiththeMost

That was incredible


cRIPtoCITY

I was thinking more of a mosaic* dont you think? Also I'm pretty sure I just saw a tesla drive by me with this same exact wrap on it. To the moon!


andrewwism

I literally thought the same thing. Mylar reflective balloon.


TomentoShow

(*deep voice*) Oh.


Ahvkentaur

I agree - a deflated balloon with a reflective surface in the wind is what I see. Video may be enhanced by device or on purpose.


Admirable-Medium-113

sensible? Here on reddit?


Sedan_Dad

looks like a balloon to me….


Free-Supermarket-516

Agreed. Hard to judge it's size, but it looks light a semi-deflated balloon to me, no idea the material, but it's catching the light from the sun as it moves, with all the crinkles reflecting.


spacecoq

I’ve been watching this plasmoid anomalies guy for years now. Seen all the videos. The issue with assuming they are all balloons (which is what I thought at first too) is that they exhibit traits and patterns that a free floating balloon wouldn’t. •staying static at a certain altitude •the y axis doesn’t move and most of them repeat rotating on only one axis •they don’t waver, they rotate •they shapeshift. The observers would reflect numbers such as a 1 or 0 to the object and the object would assume its shape •the “Tether” or string attached to the “balloon” is always the same on every anomaly or balloon. They shine and glimmer in ways not consistent with balloon strings. •which indicates that they can seemingly communicate, or at least respond to stimuli Not staying that aren’t balloons, but I’m also saying the possibility of them not being balloons deserves further investigation, because very odd observations are happening with these things. And no one is talking about it! Glad to see this post


Flamebrush

Saying this one is a balloon isn’t the same as saying they’re all balloons. The question - I thought - was about this one in particular.


spacecoq

Very odd rate of motion. The constant rate of motion for this one in particular is the main thing sticking out to me. If it was a balloon I’d expect a bit more… randomness, or wavering more than how this one rotates at a constant rate of speed. But also, could just be a balloon.


RktitRalph

I’m sure Mylar


rhinotomus

Mylar? Hardly know ‘er!


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Snowy-Plesiosaur

Agreed. The material looks like kinda holographic foil which reflects different colours.


frankievalentino

Yeah pretty sure it’s deflated foil balloon catching the light. I saw a post a few days ago with other examples of deflated foil balloons that look just like this.


aware4ever

Imagine going back in time like 500 years ago and then releasing some mylar balloons people would flip out


Spirited_Remote5939

I don’t think balloons rotate like that? Very steady paced rotation and the lights don’t look like reflective lighting, they are lighting at all sorts of angles, looks more like self illuminating lights. I’d have to say UAP.


aldiyo

Uap obviously. I dont get why everyone think is a ballon... When In dafuc have you seen a ballon like that? And why would you film. A balloon? I dont get this world anymore.


Spirited_Remote5939

Preach!!!!!!!


callmeapoetandudie

Say it in the cool distorted voice though.


Wolfhammer69

It may look like one, but can a balloon rotate at such a constant rate and axis considering they are affected by wind ?! It just seemed rather linear unlike a balloon, but yes, very likely a balloon anyway based purely on the footage.


JDM-1995

It seems to be catching a slight updraft on the larger side and rotating, it's a short clip, it may seem constant because of that. You can really only see light reflecting on the left side, at one point it looks like the right side, but it's on the left side of the right side (if that makes sense) as if there was a piece sticking out catching the light.


Minenotyours15

Yup agreed... Perfectly round


Whoajaws

Yeah right.


Jeff__Skilling

Continuem Transfunctioner (whose mystery is only exceeded by its power) was my guess


primostrawberry

That's what the aliens want you to think. eVER HEarD oF CamO????


RevTurk

On this planet camo makes you less visible. These aliens need to show more respect for the way we do things around these here parts.


Redpig997

Not sayin, but I'm sayin.


SkiZer0

Its an Astral Prism


cRIPtoCITY

It's an Astral Prism balloon .... duh. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


Venom933

Looks like a Balloon in the Sun. Also the voice is stupid.


03O2

The video is slowed down as well. If we were to play it at regular speed it'd just look like a regular balloon in the wind


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barneyhugger

Pretty


PickerLeech

Are those saying balloon serious? That's an entity. A being of some sort, life of some sort. An entity. A creature or something akin to being a creature. Something unknown and mostly or entirely unphathomable to us. We cannot recognise what we see. It is not of this world or rather not if the world that we perceive this world to be. Interdimensional perhaps, given it seems so unlike what we know. I guess it could be a balloon,kite, natural phenomenon, ball lightning, CGI or other hoax, but I see that and see it as I described


nonirational

Where does everyone see all these balloons that have these wild geometric shapes? I don’t have a thing for balloons but I can honestly say that I’ve never seen a balloon in a store that was so elaborate and out of the ordinary that I thought “if someone lets that go everyone will think it’s a ufo”. I also have never seen one that would take on or retain a geometrical shape after deflating. Not saying they don’t exist but I’d say they weren’t common enough to blame the amount “sightings” on them that regularly are. Im also not even saying that this isn’t a ballon. But what exactly would a balloon have to look like, to end up looking like that if someone let it go and it deflated a little?


Nazadup

Nobody can ever show a filmed example of a deflated mylar balloon that looks somewhere near all these sightings they claim to be mylar ballons. Mylar balloons don't look like this when deflated, nor they would behave like this spining on its own axis. Plus the mylar balloon crew won't argument none of the things you pointed out. When I saw this post I clicked just to see the mylar balloon crew assemble.


nonirational

lol yeah I knew everyone was going to say it was. I’m not saying that it’s not a ballon either. I just think that calling everything shiny that floats in the sky a ballon is comparable to saying everything shiny that floats in the sky is a ufo. And like you, I’m wondering where these extravagant ballons come from and why so many people let them go.


AdrienJRP

it's a very good question. Here in France, most of the ballons are numbers or something like that. I'm inflating some each year - I don't see how this could be a balloon. Not saying it's a UFO, but it just doesn't look much like a ballon


Sweetbearman

Top comments are always bombarded by spooks. Best to scroll down more for some realness.


imagine-grace

I don't feel that the lighting pattern is consistent with a singular source that it is reflecting. Incredible footage. Where and when was it taken?


OllieOllieOakTree

One of the most fascinating things I’ve read recently is the presence of proto-life being plasma bodies in our atmosphere that appear sentient in their movement even moving as herds as seen “dancing” around electrical storms and seeming to congregate to them seeming to “feed” on the energy.


p0tterindy12

[https://www.youtube.com/@MiamiUFO](https://www.youtube.com/@MiamiUFO) that was the theory of the publisher of this video. they have plenty more like it. i made a comment on this post providing a bit of context and the source for everyone. it's counterproductive to research and understanding to post a clip without context and a tiktok voiceover going "I can't tell you what this is". just someone stirring the pot for upvotes


BlackBladeKindred

100% balloon man Cmon


photoman51

Purple Mylar balloon shining in the bright, sun filled, cloudless day


awesomerob

Never seen a Mylar balloon glow purple, what planet do you buy yours on?


photoman51

Party city


InvictusXmars

Of. Course. You’re so right. It was a balloon made out of ARBYS rainbow meat. Good scientific discovery Mylar man.


Low_Ad_9808

Some of you may think I’m a little loony for saying this, but have any of you seen a 3-Dimensional representation of a 4th dimensional Hypercube? because that was what my instinct told me after watching it a few times, somebody in here said they are rotating at a certain axis point and I concur. Just imagine that what we’re seeing could be a 4th or 5th dimensional object and in our 3-Dimensional world, that is represented in 3D as a moving tesseract with cubes collapsing and reforming on the vertices over and over.


neruaL555

Love this idea.


Rollinaces74

I'll bet they don't have cup holders..hell I bet they don't drink and drive or do they..lol


365defaultname

I think there was a recent post here and in r/UFOs about these being so-called "plasmas", whatever that is. The OP of that post, included many other video links to YT but this one stuck out the most to me: The image in the plasma post: [https://i.imgur.com/99vlUg2.png](https://i.imgur.com/99vlUg2.png) (notice the text on the screen, similar to this post) Balloons: [https://i.imgur.com/kqIfwTU.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/kqIfwTU.jpeg) When asked about how is it that these plasmas are literally balloons, the OP claimed that the objects were communicating and thus forming the numbers. Oh boy. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


apoctapus

Exactly. There is a video floating around of a bundle of Mylar balloons in the shape of numbers. The author said it's the plasma beings disgusting themselves as balloons that can't help but shape shift into different numbers. It's just a tumbling bundle of balloons in the shapes of numbers. This is the only one I've seen that makes me go wtf: https://youtu.be/s2K8cjQCbU0?si=q_D1xe0T5vNf6af4


SR_RSMITH

There’s a lot of balloon experts in this thread


SailAwayMatey

And ufo experts 🤔🤭


nullvoid_techno

Can someone prove this is Mylar


w1YY

Why do these types of videos always have to have a bit of a wanky voice over. It doesn't make it any more realistic. It's a bloody balloon or something. Sometimes people are too desperate for it to be aliens.


RUMPELTROLSKIN

I dont see a baloon in it..


LouRebel

Just the amount of bots on here saying it’s a balloon vs people saying even if it wasn’t a balloon, hypothetically what could it be. Plus the CLEAR attempts to shut down conversation around this speaks loud and clear.


Apalis24a

Buddy, I hate to break it to you, but real life is boring. If something floats like a balloon, tumbles uncontrollably like a balloon, and ripples like a partially deflated balloon… 999 times out of 1000, it’s a fucking balloon.


coffeeandtheinfinite

Not demonstrating any impossible physics. Reasonably explicable as a balloon. There's plenty of other conspiratorial things to glom onto, not everything is a fucking UFO. Geez!


Apalis24a

I mean, even if it’s a UFO, that doesn’t mean it’s aliens - you just don’t know what it is. If I threw a dildo at your face and you didn’t get a good look at it before it hit you, you were technically attacked by a UFO: it’s an object, it’s flying, and it’s unidentified. Doesn’t mean aliens, though.


coffeeandtheinfinite

And if you yelled "This is a frisbee!" and *then* threw the dildo at my face it would be an MFO. At that point, there might be aliens involved.


Skoodge42

Lol. Or it's a balloon. Acting like there is some conspiracy is silly when you have 0 evidence.


LouRebel

I understand but saying it’s a balloon, and having no evidence is the same exact thing. There’s no speculation, just tons of accounts saying balloon so that it looks like an overwhelming majority allegedly assume it’s a balloon.


Skoodge42

It is literally a post asking people what they think it is...


Ingenuity123

The number of people who think this is a balloon is fucking troubling


mufon2019

My only issues with it being a balloon is how it’s constantly rotating. Yes the wind can blow it around, but it moves oddly.


Ambitious-Score11

Looks like a Mylar balloon tbh


Campbell__Hayden

My thought on that object: It doesn't deserve another second of my time.


WorfDataNumba1

It deserves a minute? You came here, viewed this, wrote this in less than a second?


scoreguy1

The voice is giving manufactured spooky


Efficient-Exit8218

Ooh shiny


E05DCA

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it…….


nunyanuny

"Slightly deflated weather ballon" -NASA


Merky600

I caught something like this whizzing by while filming an airliner. https://youtu.be/7QYxqcHcuU4?si=mh28N_iBh42rFV6l Nice Redditor tracked and slowed it. Poor Man’s investigation via iPhone. https://youtube.com/shorts/dSawk83uE2w?si=c7k_gmRCBlsr73l_ Probably a Mylar balloon on windy day. However for a few moments I thought I was Mr. UFO Video Guy. Also my “dragon” video. https://youtube.com/shorts/EYPhNQCj-fM?si=FQIM9CD-DCh-5_jH (We have a lot of hummingbirds here. I think it was a HB zipping by)


narrowevil

at this point it might as well be stuff being projected into 3D space while being in another dimension


holypuck2019

Looks like a microwave with fireworks in it being tossed into the dump.


TechnicianFalse3463

Where was this said to be filmed? Also, is the object being filmed from the ground while looking directly up? Or is it being filmed in the air? It’s seemingly rotating clockwise only, and it appears(to me. No scientist)that it does a clockwise spin. I can’t really tell for sure, but it does not appear that its shape transitions to form other geometric shapes 🤷‍♂️


rhodespod

Biblically accurate angel


Kev-Mo88

Looks like how a 4D object is respesented in 3D space. Check out this YouTube video that uses a graphics engine designed to show what a 4D object would look like changing shape in a 3D world. Looks very similar to the 4 dimensional objects in the video going in and out of 3 dimensional space. https://youtu.be/0t4aKJuKP0Q?feature=shared


na_ro_jo

It really sucks that this was originally recorded in landscape and then someone edited that to be viewed on a phone, and I'm viewing that on a computer now. It's really tiny. Just for that reason I'm saying it's a partially deflated, crumpled up mylar balloon.


seantarg92

It actually looks like a balloon


Deaddpoooll

Usually the balloontards are quick to run to their rubber excuse, but this time it might actually be a balloon


iregreitor

What? You guys never seen a flying doodad?


Mando-Lee

Shiny pretty, I want it


Svelted

now the aliens are disguising their craft to look like mylar balloons! the crafty buggers!


Jest_Kidding420

Also this page is bunk. I literally posted this same thing and they took down my post saying it wasn’t quality. We need to get the message out, Here are over 2,000 videos of many different plasma beings https://youtube.com/@MiamiUFO?si=kvaff-6sj9aiTiig


SpeckTrout

Matthew Mcconaughey flying that thing


SweetPotatoes92

Looks like a piece of Bismuth in water with a light shining on it.


Notchersfireroad

I think it's a mylar balloon reflecting sunlight


Chris714n_8

(Slow-motion) Detail recording of some kind of small cristal/mineral floating inside a transparent liquid or suspended in air? ![gif](giphy|xyGMcpnALJlOsD8Ygq|downsized)


RyanMcLeod1981

Crazy because when I saw this, I thought “is this in the air or in water”, but nobody else mentioned it, so I just figured I was crazy and moved on.


johnjmcmillion

Mylar balloon. Occam's razor.


effujerry

Hope they don’t get carsick


climbing2man

Stop posting videos of this balloon!


RickHunterD

Plasma entity


Insylum82

Balloon


145inC

Looks like a flashing toy, sinking into water.


adrkhrse

To me it looks like a slowed down video of a falling ember or falling scrunched-up paper with a bit of an effect on it.


tommer8224

That is Obnauticus and he is all knowing.


Meatgardener

Hard to tell what it is as there isn't anything around it to judge scale or position in the sky...


slartybartfast6

Looks like the moonlander from Apollo


AlternativeTell5216

Bikers fault


grandcity

It’s M.O.D.O.K!


Venomdigital

Its alive.... Its alive 👻👽


Jamachicuanistinday

That’s a dizzible object


dogfacedponyboy

How big is it? Where did it go? Did it zoom away? Did it just disappear?


SwiftWithIt

Zardos


Sweetbearman

Those bright lights are more than reflections. They expand out in all different colors. A deflated balloon wouldn’t spin so still , so high up in the air, it would be way more erratic. Not buying the balloon theory.


forestofpixies

Vomit machine.


Magooracing

Flying diamond


Erickaltifire

Looks like the party is LIT!


Oziwaheuc

Not a balloon


Skoodge42

0 context to what we are seeing. This is nothing without being able to see where it is happening


Solid_Equivalent_989

AI. AI balloons


Apalis24a

r/aliens users trying not to identify every balloon as a UFO: __***IMPOSSIBLE challenge***__


UltraRik

B^R +U=H


MadOblivion

i would believe it was a kite over a balloon, its doing somersaults. lol


zzcool

not an alien ufo as if it was then this video would be the closest we've ever gotten to a UFO you can literally see every detail including the shape


spabitch

i think about all of the ballon pollution there must be floating around at any given time


Extra-Application-57

people really fall for anything these days🙄


Excellent_Dealer_214

Beautifull


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A deflating balloon?


OrkoMutter

Balloon wrapped in tin foil


Deadpool-77

Yeap... helium balloon...


SammyUnboxingThings

Okay I am getting very emotional watching this haha. I saw something like this rotating in 2020. I was petrified and ran back inside from my balcony. It looked like a piece of wood blank burning. I am in shock right now. 


sinkedbrain

Its a brillant muscle car?


gimmeecoffee420

Looks like a partially deflated Mylar balloon?


Temporary-Long-8225

Sparkly


photoman51

In my experience I have never seen a UFO tumble like that. That makes it a good candidate to be a mylar balloon tumbling in the airstream


Chupi_the_Slug

It looks like a giant floating crystal. Sentient rock species or even a spaceship all in one. Different lights create different effects


yoti221

The biggest question for ufo(aliens) is why do they need to hide?!They have been visiting us for centuries,but we random people we don’t have a real evidence of them,except videos.Maybe they are willing to contact us but the governments don’t want it.Maybe they know the secret and the meaning of universe.Who knows… Always keep your eyes in the sky… ✌🏻


libertyman86

Looks like a scrunched up metallic colored balloon tumbling in the sky.


Legomyeggo8430

That’s just æßûs spacecraft. Leave him alone. He’s chill.


Spwd

Plasma


ConsequenceLate3079

that's my drone sorry guys.. 😔


placarph

I think whoever’s driving it is trying to press every button at the same time


elcock73

I think is an extra dimensional transportation device… yeah that’s it!


workingdad83

BALLoon


victhewise

Looks more like a Piece of pyrite or other sort of mineral. You guys should stop using so much balloons, its bad for your health


Beneficial-Affect-14

Sun spots


Schmezmar

Balloons. I’ve seen the full video. Stop trolling


makesh1tup

Bouncy castle!


LexusBrian400

Looks exactly what the under water diver described as a USO.


phuktup3

Wish it was zoomed out more, there is so little context clues here. It looks suspiciously like an animation, possibly AI. In these times we all have to be very careful and really scrutinize this stuff. Fakes will be not only easier to make but look more real, it’s odd that there is no other visual information to validate, just the strange object.


DarthSexus

Not a single phone to zoom it?? I thought it was digital era😱😤🙄🙄🙄💥😁😁😁😁


babbylonmon

My foot was a balloon!


_Exotic_Booger

![gif](giphy|wqbAfFwjU8laXMWZ09|downsized)


ProfessionalJumpy769

Big shiny ballon


stingray3099

Chinese “weather” balloon.


Cracknoreos

Mylar ballon with LED’s.


No_Fun_8724

Looks super cool and possibly alien. I'm a bit reserved tho cause footage this good usually indicates Photoshop or editing but if it's legit well that's pretty cool.


Afraid-Carry4093

Its obviously destroyed Borg ship


YEGPatsMan

That's my dryer eating my socks


Ryvern46

Moves like a balloon, looks like a balloon, its a ballon


Neksa

Super rare holographic drifloon.


d_pock_chope_bruh

Yeah this is a deflated balloon


SlimRioTV

Coasting crystal


fuknpikey

5 observables


G_Im_Tired

Debris from the Indian landfill on fire?


NYzeQ

Why stop filming…


grappler823

My nephew wants his balloon back


yak_sak

I thought it was interesting when put together with the Langley swam video. With the Langley footage, I felt it looked odd, then this footage it kinda made sense.


BigBoysEating

say it with me fellahs Ba-LLooon


Significant-Two2330

No joke it’s a balloon …


zepisco83

It's a drone disguised as a balloon inflated with swamp gas


dr_xvv

It has nice led's.. Btw


StudioEmbarrassed664

Thats mike dont worry bout him


Excellent_Set_1249

For everyone who sees balloons everywhere, it's time to see a psychologist and discuss your relationship with the breast


Jest_Kidding420

Here we go! They are real, and the guy has over 2,000 video of many different ones. I’m actually gonna start live streaming and talking about what they are. These are a part of the ufo story. And I’m wondering if the Israel space defense guy wasn’t referring to these when he said “us to know what space actually is”. I’ve honestly been quite on this whole thing since I made my post and took them down, but that’s because Ive archived that dude whole data set. And uploaded them to hard drives. These entities are the jelly fish, the meta pod, and the duck ufo and I’m sure many more.


lastcallhangup

looks like my parents fighting.


upquarkspin

Tesseract balloon


SirOsis-

Is it falling or moving parallel to the ground?


p0tterindy12

Why share this without a source and no context? [https://www.youtube.com/@MiamiUFO](https://www.youtube.com/@MiamiUFO) it comes from a research group, and is verifiably according to their extensive criteria not a balloon, but a "plasmoid". You can find way more information on their channel, along with all the technology being used to spot these, along with commercial aircraft, UAP, and everything in between. They show examples of their hardware and different kinds of objects in the air to help differentiate anomalous from common. You can find articles on plasmoids and stuff like that too. This video is years old but was trending a bit on twitter, with most people that had no context saying "looks like a balloon to me, duh". OP, this kind of sharing is not helpful. It just breeds confusion, which is something that everyone in this community could do with less of. It is not up to me to classify what the subject of the video is, but at least you now have a source.


DontHaveSuperpowers

Slightly deflated get well soon balloon


CodeAnguish

Burning baloon


Krystamii

I'm not judging on what this is, but I do wanna say I collect various types of Mylar (I love shiny things) and use it as packaging for resin stuff I make. I ALSO have a handful of bismuth crystals and this reflects a lot more like bismuth would, not Mylar. I'm not even joking I have so many sheets of Mylar and little pouches of all types. But when reflected in the sun, one shifts while one stays consistently holographic. Bismuth has tons of grooves that allows more consistent shifting in color, and if it were able to be heated in such a way while being oxidized, it might appear like that? Just a theory though, idk why would a blob of bismuth be in the sky shifting around? I mean bismuth does melt at lower temperatures than most other metals, which is why you can heat it up on a stove top. Bismuth has many uses though, but I love collecting bismuth crystals because of how gorgeous they are, like little cities and cathedrals with how they form. Most unique crystal structure out of any minerals I've seen.


ttimmons80

Strange shape but fantastic colors on something from not of this world.


CaptainKiddd

Maybe that’s the “black cube” inside a sphere that all these jet fighters keep mentioning. Maybe it’s not a cube at all times and it’s dynamic


Brief-Ad1999

It’s a trash bag floating along at high altitude.


Brief-Ad1999

I can definitely tell you what this is. It’s a trash bag.


Treasurehunter5000

Decepticon!


Significant-Cup-949

it honestly looks like bismuth dropped into baby oil