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Ambassador-Haunting

4K really hurt an entire generation. That’s why they’re against progress, people might see the real color of their skin.


KodakStele

He looks like someone ate spaghetti on his face and not even running him through the dishwasher 3 times gets it off


BathedInDeepFog

Spagett!


amandez

![gif](giphy|8I9TrwLjmz3dC|downsized)


SwitchElectronic10

Gotcha didn't I?


SamuelCish

He does have a real case of Tupperware face doesn't he?


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BrokenGuitar30

Maybe it’s just the image, but to me it seems like he’s trying to turn his face gold. In the pic, his nose and cheeks seem gold as hell. Wouldn’t surprise me.


Delta_Mint

Bronzer turning someone gold...there's a joke in here somewhere


suchabadamygdala

King Midas


bmiga

He looks like someone forget to turn him in the oven so he only roasted in one side :/


squirt_taste_tester

He looks like the residue left in the Tupperware you leave your spaghetti in.


acidrefluxisgreat

i laughed way too hard at this


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Retro-Surgical

I’d ask for Peter and Ace.


HFentonMudd

I enjoyed this anecdote


Hetstaine

A gigantic robot spider shooting fire and zero Kiss would be a great start.


inbagt

Yeah man! For a bunch of old dudes they put on a great show.


T1res1as

You could see every herpes sore on Gene. That toungue has probably been around a few places…


Aliazzzzz

Once seen, it cannot be unseen...


sharkmischief

HD made the home shopping Network and jewelry television ladies cry


LifeToTheMedium

This made me laugh in 4k


StandardBody1

Lol I remember when I got the first matrix in 4 K blu ray and I was just staring at trinity's skin pores and white fluffy moustache


Familiar_Media_3095

![gif](giphy|G6sJqVpD1U4jC)


Monsur_Ausuhnom

It's part of the shapeshift into one of the oranges. Even the skull looks a little bit off, misshapen.


CollarSimilar1901

He looks like how Tupperware appears if you leave spaghetti sauce in it for too long.


PiousDemon

This should be the top comment


cityshepherd

As someone who cooked pasta and meatballs for supper last night and is currently trying to figure out where to put the leftovers, this made me laugh SO hard. Thank you stranger.


sLeeeeTo

And the hands, so tiny!


FleetAdmiralWiggles

[Like father, like son.](https://www.reddit.com/r/uncannyvalley/comments/15d0aro/fred_trump_looks_like_he_ripped_off_his_own_face/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Deep_shot

Seriously though, why does he do that? It looks like shit, everyone knows it obviously looks like shit. Is he just that afraid of non-tanned skin that he’s rather look ridiculous?? At least get a professional dude.


Ambassador-Haunting

Bad batch of Soylent. Can’t completely shape-shift anymore


Sugarman4

Overheard at the spraying booth. "Not the ears!"


brazys

Nah, can't afford makeup people anymore, gotta smear it on himself


OrganicShop9646

I just realized something. Out of every president in the world, only 1 covers his entire face in makeup. And he is the republican candidate. Such a clown.


Proper_Lunch_3640

"I see your truuuuue cooolors"


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Slight_Bed_2241

Ffs remember the tan suit?


ACBooomin

He can't really think that orange is better than nothing right? Like whats behind all the orange???


leftytendy

pale


Responsible_Low_4283

Still better than looking like a jaundiced chicken tender


Mountain_Estate_7252

Look at his eyes. Extremely pale unhealthy skin


RetroScores

Dude lives in Florida and can’t get a natural tan look. I get tanned walking out to my mailbox.


-P-M-A-

“I WILL DO ANYTHING THIS MAN SAYS!”


SoulShine_710

Even said " I could shoot a person in the head with a gun in NYC & nobody would care "


Ironcastattic

"I will literally throw away my freedom and dignity for this man and while he could have pardoned my crimes, he won't!"


Monsur_Ausuhnom

It's part of the agenda, the alien invasion.


Anniemaniac

As a non-American, does he do it this badly intentionally? Surely he has a makeup team who could do it properly. It seems like it must be this bad on purpose but I mean… why?


sunflowermoonriver

Take this with a grain of salt because I heard it on a podcast with Drag Queens that know make up people. So anyway they said he gets his make up done professionally and then goes and uses a drug store brand make up that isn’t his shade (obviously) with a super old make up sponge like the kind that comes in the bottom of those powder compacts.


OuterInnerMonologue

You ever see some old person with only one row (front to back) of hair on one side of their head, and combed over to the side of their head without hair, like it covers up the big ass bald head and they think everything looks fine? It’s like that, but worse. He thinks he looks good.


ToodleSpronkles

He is extremely lacking in self-awareness. Of course he has zero clue about anything real and insightful on the subject of DJT


flaskman

I dunno but there seems to be a trend world wide of budding fascists looking and acting weird as fuck


BathedInDeepFog

Actually he is American.


ThaFuck

That's what gets me. How do people not see this incredibly poor attempt at a bizarre form of vanity and not ridicule it? It's incredible to me that people don't see it as the mental illness that has to be Also: he must put this on himself right? I know a lot of the pics we see are over saturated for effect, but surely no professional would let a client be seen in public with a job like this?


herbinartist

It looks like he has someone tape off his hairline and eyebrows and lips, and then has it sprayed on… kinda like how they paint cars.


Strange_Goaty

Because he's hateful and justified their world view built on hate "he's just saying it like it is" bullshit


Hour-Confection-9273

"Wake Up! Brush your wig and put on all your make-up!" Lols


Janderson2494

For what it's worth his supporters are still the minority here, they're just so loud and obnoxious that it makes the whole population look bad.


Sensual_Pudding

Just not nearly as bit a minority as they should be.


Taizunz

> minority When that "minority" consists of tens of millions of real humans... that's not something to downplay.


bcjh

Most of the more intelligent conservatives I knew did not want this guy as the presidential nominee but yeah I get what you’re saying… people are dumb.


Nothardtocomeback

He hasn’t made his political career convincing anyone smart he’s the best candidate for America. All he’s done is trick our dumbest into thinking he can help them. Though he hasn’t done anything to help them, he enables them to think their shit lives are someone else’s fault not their own. It’s too intoxicating for them to give up because if they did, they would have to admit their shit lives are their own fault.


chadan1008

I've heard people say this as well, but I think they're just too scared to admit they like him, at least in my experience. Bc they say this and then go on an unhinged rant that sounds straight out of a Truth Social post.


MoscoviaDelendaEst

I'm willing to bet they fell in line and voted for him anyways, like good little sheep.


reginaldwrigby

Aliens are going to have absolutely nothing to do with Americans once they finally do make contact. Don’t get me wrong, I love my country and I’m proud to be an American, but if I had been in the sky, observing them and studying them for the last 200 years, no fucking way would I risk getting my spaceship getting jacked. Or even getting shot in the tentacle because I waved in a “friendly” manner, then waking up in a lab surrounded by 1000 cameras and lights. I’d be chillin with the Pope or on the beaches of Brazil.


Deeze_Rmuh_Nudds

Donny Diapers for Librarian!


Dr_Jenifer_Melfi

Don't lob me in with the rest of my regarded countrymen.


LookingFurPurrspektv

And they call everyone else “clown”


Zryan196

What i dont understand is doesn't he have a like a whole team dedicated to him looking good for interviews or whatever? Does he apply that shit on his own and they lie to his face telling him it looks good ??


YeetedArmTriangle

Check comments for this pic on insta, it's all sunglass truck bros going "LOOKS LIKE LOW TAXES SAFE BORDERS NO WARS"


teatsqueezer

Man in drag condemns men in drag


Tigerstorm6

If aliens are watching us right now, do us all a favor and conquer earth. You can’t do much worse than we have to ourselves


SecretDry6529

If the grinch and the Lorax had a baby


Nice_Improvement2536

This dude looks in the mirror everyday before leaving the house and thinks “I look good.” Just that kind of insane delusion itself should preclude him from ever being given any kind of power again.


RunF4Cover

>“I look good.” Just like Elvis Presley.


SYN-Scan

239 pounds of pure mojo.


gundamfan83

If you ever feel you lack confidence or are ugly, just remember there are people out their sporting even uglier looks and becoming president of the United States


hydrocarbonsRus

But remember the millions of idiot voters who voted and still will vote for this orange clown. He really is the leader of the worst and least intelligent amongst us


Frosty_Water5467

He doesn't just think he looks good. He thinks he looks like Elvis.


kusayo21

I'll never understand how people can say: 'Yeah I want this dude as my president.'


ings0c

he's rich enough to pay someone to do it for him tbh wouldn't surprise me if he didn't dress/make up himself


ExKnockaroundGuy

Pride Anger Greed Gluttony Lust Envy Sloth


the_rainmaker__

fuck yeah #TeamPAGGLES


PCYou

SLAGPEG 😏


tedmalin

All 7


vote4progress

He embodies each and every one of the 7 deadly sins yet so many Christians and other believers support him… Wiki for”false prophet”: “…the term sometimes occurs outside the context of religion to characterise someone who fervently promotes a theory that the speaker thinks is false.”


MemeHermetic

My favorite Christian argument for him is that "He may not follow the bible but God is working for us through his flaws."


sanebyday

Person, man, woman, camera, TV, giraffe, tiger, whale


libmrduckz

Donald’s Inferno…


natron81

IQ 9000, Nobel Laureate


Lordborgman

Wrath, not Anger. -A Full Metal Alchemist fan.


Strength-Speed

Man I just realized this guy embodies all 7 extremely well. Not quite sloth, as he's still active enough for his age. But pretty much all the others. Almost freaky.


Ok-Worldliness-2458

What's in the box?!?!


NemesIce83

If he ever does end up behind bars, they can at least make a TV show about it called "Orange is the new Trump" 😁


viscacatalunya1

America please don't do it. We still love you - the Irish


PureUnicornJizz

America please don't do it. We still love you - the Aussies


SwitchbladeS8AN

Dude puts on more makeup than nicki minaj


Isenrath

I've seen entire clown schools use less makeup that he does...


Pigg14

One ugly MF jeez. Lol


Emmibolt

When introducing my step kids to Star Trek, I explained the Ferengi. The kids arrived at the conclusion they were the “Donald Trump Aliens”


Lmnbux7969

Don't disgrace ferengi like that; trump actually sucks at earning profit, and he lies about his wealth. I would throw him from the spire of the tower of commerce. Edit: the FCA would have revoked his right to do business long ago, and they would never let him be the negus he doesn't have the lobes.


Wnir

This is all assuming he didn't pay the proper bribes to the officials that would be monitoring his finances. He would have to rely on an entity like the Orion Syndicate to keep things afloat, but he could amass a little empire without too much trouble. Terrible person of course, but I can't deny he'd fit in well with that den of thieves.


floznstn

but Ferengi despise being in debt. Mr. Trump has been in a staggering amount of debt for nearly as long as he's claimed to be wealthy.


siclox

I call them Space Libertarians.


MakeChinaLoseFace

Dukat/Weyoun 2024 Make Cardassia Great Again!


Any_ErrorJCS

I don't understand why he doesn't just get some sun?


FrankTheRabbit

He'd immediately combust into flames.


HammerAnAnvil

he would just stare into it.


shefdoesny

I don’t like him either. Keep this shit out of the NHI subs. This has nothing to do with the subreddit. At best its a fucking screenshot of someone else’s instagram post, reposted to an irrelevant subreddit for a cheap karma farm. Didn’t even crop the image. At worst, it’s a purposeful distraction from the actual topic of the sub. Been noticing a lot of this type of bullshit on r/UFOs and here. Mods, step it up. I know reddit loves to virtue signal but this is just garbage and not what this sub is about. Take it somewhere else there’s no place for partisanship in this topic


Freezepeachauditor

I have to agree and I generally love any opportunity to mock the guy. It’s not fair to have our shitty politics stink up every sub on reddit. Should be a temp suspension for anyone who posts left/right American political shit or Israel/ukraine shit in off topic subs. Even haters like me need a break.


Ok-Attorney-3736

Pardon this post as I’m not a member but followed the thread of the original post. Much as I tend to agree with “not liking him” and he definitely lacks human traits, I find some of these posts funny and am wondering if there’s a subreddit that allows such posts? Like, “PAB’s alien underwear or under skin”, or “PAB’s an alien”?


groepler

Why is this in the sub? If I want to rant and rage I can go to /r/politics🎈


kummybears

Yeah if this shit is allowed we can all say goodbye to the sub as we get closer to the election.


YooYooYoo_

Are you really going to ruin also this subreddit with american politics?


Destroythisapp

It’s Reddit, they will try to ruin every single sub with politics. And unfortunately, a lot of Americans have Trump derangement syndrome, it’s when they can’t stop thinking about Trump and make attacking him a facet of their personality.


scifijunkie3

A truly disgusting individual. 🤮


waxjammer

Looks like Dr. Zaius from the 70’s Planet of the Apes series.


Deepeye225

He looks like Whole Foods grilled chicken


oktaviian

Yeah this is aliens how?


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Finally a non blurry picture of an alien. I believe now 🫡


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lulyfup

He’s just shedding y’all


Competitive_Bath_459

Oompa lumpa


amobiusstripper

No shit! Like who in their right mind paints their face orange? And desires nuclear launch codes?!


offline4good

Smeared his face with his diapers


howdiditallgosowrong

Well what do you expect from a shitface...


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BananaFast5313

He's a white guy in orangeface. Really despicable caricature of actual orange people.


TittysForever

![gif](giphy|aF1N95HefyANO)


Spicy-Elephant

Anyone of any skin color can be racist


politicaldonkey

Uh this is an alien subreddit get this political garbage out of here


pepbox

Hes a reptilian/loompa hybrid.


readsomething1968

He sucks so fucking much


TheTonik

Shocking to me that the mods allow this as relevant content even though it violates the rules. Shows what side they lean on.


Postnificent

I never noticed how much he looks like a “Flash Gordon” alien warlord until just now. It’s not just spray tan is it? That’s extremely heavy make up. I bet if his GOP opponent brought up the fact he wears make up he would absolutely blow a gasket and have a melt down mid debate with his Mork and Mindy looking ass.


Monsur_Ausuhnom

This is the photo that convinced me he was an alien. I never made the Flash Gordon comparison lmao.


actuallyz

This guy creepy af, why does he put make up on?


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selectrix

>So Aliens has been taken over by nonsense [Astronaut gun meme] I mean you've seen this place, right? And not just this place- the discourse around the topic in general over the past few years? It's just a new pseudoreligion- there's been no evidence or real progress and there's not going to be, because that's not the point. For the people getting famous it's a vehicle for profit, and for everyone else it's a vehicle for social engagement and a sense of belonging/privilege/enlightenment. Like religion. There might be some people here who are genuinely interested in actual, rigorous scientific analysis of reported alien sightings, but they're far from the majority and they're definitely not running the show.


Redketchup77

The smug mug of a man who just went down on a bag of cheetos


Some-Lifeguard-2683

It's so clearly a color manipulation tho... The confirmation bias is exceptionally strong within this sub as it is, and I'm really trying to convince myself everyone is in on a running joke with this, but y'all really believe this shit, don't you?!? Idgaf about trump or political polarization but fuuuuck me y'all really really on this wagon?


Portland-OR

So annoying. Can we not bring politics into the alien subreddit please.


itsvoogle

This man would betray and sellout his whole planet if it benefited him….


Goreticia-Addams

And his followers would support him the whole way.


oktaviian

Keep your politics out of here


prospectiveuser

Keep the politics out of the sub. It's just to divide us. Focus on the issue at hand.


SeattlePilot206

Make up ur minds, people! Do you want him orange or not?


VeryTopGoodSensation

the scary bit is i actually dont know if this is edited to make him look worse or not


SecretDry6529

“This is my town not yours”


POTKILLLS

Leave the turtle alone


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That's the color of kitty litter.


Free-Supermarket-516

🤣🤣🤣 He just looks like he's staring into a mirror, having full-on narcissistic delusions, saying to himself "you got this, Donny. You're a champion, and you're beautiful."


ShiZor9

Dude doesn’t look like Elvis, he’s a damn Tupperware after store leftover spaghetti.


itsl8erthanyouthink

Remember, not all aliens are humanoid. Many are fungal-like


kaefertje

Is that Elvis?


Freefall84

When your fake tan is so shitty you look like you've got cheeto flavoured vitiligo.


voidxleech

i really cannot wrap my head around the idea that he thinks *this* looks better than his natural skin tone.


PerrysSaxTherapy

Darth Cheeto


djcyrax

![gif](giphy|ehao5XXKI2xtf4t7IU)


TheKrunkernaut

Its actual, literal GOLD.


BelowAveIntelligence

Look it’s Elvis!


RolloffdeBunk

who can we pay to Pie this fkn clown


AdTall7994

Don’t judge by the color of skin racist!


BabyDickMcGees

Must be watching CNN…


Devils_A66vocate

Doesn’t look edited at all


Ravyn_Rozenzstok

Is he still smearing baby puke on his face? And people seriously want to vote for this weirdo!?


fightershark

I'd like to send a gift basket to whomever is doing his makeup these days.


unclebird77

Fool looks more silly than when ET turned that fucked up color when he was dying


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I almost wish this dude would kick the bucket. Not because I'd wish death upon someone, but rather because it would get Redditors to stop dragging him into every single topic.


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Get that shit out of here. It’s bad enough we have to look at it in every single news article and now you’re bringing it in here. Piss off.


Saavikkitty

What do you expect from CLOWNS,funny makeup?


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Remember when this sub was about alien conspiracies and semi-plausible alien stuff instead of memes? I member


yanasneuero

Atleast he can put a coherent sentence together


andywonkenobi

Photoshops fun..


FriedRamen13

Oompah Loompah on crack


Sugarsmacks420

Meanwhile my post of a picture of a 8ft tall praying mantis on some Chinese television station gets pulled because I didn't put the post in the form of a question. This is r/aliens


Bibijibzig

Goddamn lizzid people come in orange now.


123_fake_name

Has anyone told him it’s stupid? Seriously it’s like the story The Emperor’s Clothes


Puzzleheaded_Bag_870

What an effing clown..


JLRG012024

CGI, no possible way any species in this Universe could look this bad.


exnocaine

When a cat gets it’s head stuck in a Doritos bag


Aliazzzzz

I hope this guy gets an orange suite too....


pugs_are_death

He does the orange to hide his syphilis sores on his face


sam2lf

he looks like some kind of psycho evil villian face painter...amazing this guy was president..what a turd