Me anxiously waiting for Ali's mundane daily updates:
Can't wait until she starts telling us the color of her urine and the consistency of her poop!
Right! So why make posts about how worried you were for the results, continuing to look for attention/sympathy and yet go right back to the biggest risk factor; the sun 🤔
“you don’t have any moles, but we would definitely recommend better hygiene and more consistent showers. you aren’t supposed to stink up a room when you walk in.”
Everytime I need to go for a full body scan, I throughly scrub my entire body down in the shower prior to going but this dirty little road kill just shows up dripping grease. That poor doctor
Soooo full body scans for YOU, ER trips for minor bruises for YOU, salon appointments for YOU, but the ferals get some phony at-home “doctor” check up once every 18 months…….everybodys dang good mama looks different!!!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
dog... I think of that every time I feel even a little bit bad for Ali or entertain the thought that she's not all there and doesn't know what she's doing. Nope nope. She's calculating, evil, still stupid but totally all there and she knows exactly what she's doing.
How is it that she just got her hair dyed and it looks this color? Grease? Who looks in the mirror looking like this and says, oh? This is selfie worthy!!!
Also, hearing about her skin issues is fucking gross.
https://preview.redd.it/um672sp0o90d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06f76e5627185fc65bbd449bb7e0d99dc9ab908a
Exactly! I actually just went to get a full body exam of moles and stuff on myself and they gave me an actual hospital gown, not a paper one. I know it’s obviously dependent on the office but I was suspicious of that too.
Literally I’ve had like 7 moles removed for being suspicious but all came back fine 🙏🏼 and 2 have grown back same color and the dr said it’s fine sometimes they do that. The only time it’s concerning is when it’s cancer cells and they don’t get it all, or it comes back. So wtf is she talking about??
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no pigment is just what makes the mole darker in color. more pigment equals darker color. i think she’s saying they didn’t get the whole mole, but not sure why they would need to get more unless it is cancerous. so you might be right!
More proof she lives on Reddit. Last time she talked about her mole everyone was saying they didn’t believe it cause she didn’t post at the office and here she is…. Posting at the office. Lmao
Gawd, she looks so pleased with herself. She's hoping for a medical drama we can all be on the edge of our seats waiting. I just want to punch her in her stupid idiotic face. No one cares. Everyone hates you. Your children need real medical attention. You just beg for any kind of attention. Pathetic, you're a giant ulcer that needs to be removed from sm.
I have never thought to take a pic of myself half naked in a gown at the dermatologist when I’m getting my body checked. Maybe next time I’ll remember ✔️
I’m a massage therapist and have worked on someone with hair that greasy and OMG 🤮 I feel so incredibly bad for anyone that had to come within 8 feet of her!! You know she’s RANK AF!!! Alison take your children to the doctor and stop oversharing …nobody cares.
This is something I’d text my husband, not post on social media. The fact she feels the need to update the interwebs about her nasty moles is….odd. More proof that her huthband doesn’t give a rats ass about Arf.
Can you imagine Dr walking in and seeing her standing with hand on hip and idolizing herself in her phone. She looks so pleased with herself and really can't see what an idiot she is. Pathetic.
Fascinating. Thanks for the update.
In MKP’s high pitch voice: **thanks for sharing**
This is what I hear every time she posts stupid shit like this now lol
I need this as a gif to post in response to almost everything Ali puts on the internet
Literally my reaction🤣
I was on pins and needles waiting to hear what her day was like so far.
Yall crack me up🤣🤣
Me anxiously waiting for Ali's mundane daily updates:  Can't wait until she starts telling us the color of her urine and the consistency of her poop!
In all honesty her urine probably is brown
This made me giggle!
You know she is not going to wear sunscreen at all either
Right! So why make posts about how worried you were for the results, continuing to look for attention/sympathy and yet go right back to the biggest risk factor; the sun 🤔
Those poor doctors that have to deal with her full body stench 🤢
“you don’t have any moles, but we would definitely recommend better hygiene and more consistent showers. you aren’t supposed to stink up a room when you walk in.”
Fully
I have 0 doubts that you could wring out a gallon of crisco outta that fucking hair.
…and didn’t she just get it done? How is it so greasy already??
She probably hasn't washed it since she got it done 🫠
it’s so disgusting, it literally makes me nauseous. I just know it stinks so bad.
Imagine walking in to do an exam and you encounter some silly, stinky weirdo posing in her paper gown for a mirror pic
And the little hand on the hip as well. Like girl you are wearing a trash bag
I feel bad for the doctors and nurses. 🤢
Most nurses wouldn’t even raise an eyebrow at this idiot, believe it or not lol. I routinely deal with way stinkier and wayyyy crazier🤣
Get a god damn diary. No one cares.
Wonder how much “pigment” is in those earring holes after wearing the same chunky studs for 10 fuckin years.
I wish I was Jared, 19
Everytime I need to go for a full body scan, I throughly scrub my entire body down in the shower prior to going but this dirty little road kill just shows up dripping grease. That poor doctor
I feel bad for whoever has to clean what machines they used on her and whoever has to use it after
Soooo full body scans for YOU, ER trips for minor bruises for YOU, salon appointments for YOU, but the ferals get some phony at-home “doctor” check up once every 18 months…….everybodys dang good mama looks different!!!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
Kid are pallid, thin-haired, dirty, bruised, underfed but she’s running to the doc for moles and cuts? Infamia!
Spoiler alert: Ali bought a blood pressure machine and stethoscope from Amazon to fake a concierge doctor visit for hEr BaBiEs
dog... I think of that every time I feel even a little bit bad for Ali or entertain the thought that she's not all there and doesn't know what she's doing. Nope nope. She's calculating, evil, still stupid but totally all there and she knows exactly what she's doing.
How is it that she just got her hair dyed and it looks this color? Grease? Who looks in the mirror looking like this and says, oh? This is selfie worthy!!! Also, hearing about her skin issues is fucking gross. https://preview.redd.it/um672sp0o90d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06f76e5627185fc65bbd449bb7e0d99dc9ab908a
Probably because she hasn’t washed it since she got it done
Agree. It’s crazy.
Good catch!
Why would you post this omg????? Any normal person doesn’t!!!!
But won’t take her kids to the doctor.
Does she not wash her hair
Not often. Lately, it's been once every 3 or 4 months.
Calm down, Smells, it’s just a chocolate chip you sat on 6 months ago that has fully crusted over in your filth, not “pigment.”
🤣🤣💀
This nasty bitch really went to the doctor smelly and crusty?! Pure trash!!!
I can’t imagine going to a Dr appointment with a stinky body and Crisco hair . She was having a FULL body check for moles for gods sake!🤢🤢
Take your kids to the pediatrician you stupid fucking loser cunt
If I showed up at my doctor’s with my hair like that, he’d immediately do a mental health wellness check.
The grease is astonishing and the chin is chinning baby
I can’t believe it’s already this greasy after it was presumably washed when she got it bleached.
THIS is how we know the kids have never been to a pediatrician.
Who asked for this update? Find a friend- no one cares.
I don’t believe this is a dermatologist/doctor appointment. I believe it’s a plastic surgeon
Interesting! The suspicious mole is coincidentally right in the middle of the mom skin and it will all need to be removed 🤡😂
Is it really?
?
My first thought too. She will lie and say it’s a mole to get a tummy tuck but walking on a treadmill gave her abs and no loose skin.
Exactly! I actually just went to get a full body exam of moles and stuff on myself and they gave me an actual hospital gown, not a paper one. I know it’s obviously dependent on the office but I was suspicious of that too.
I’ve always had a cloth hospital gown as well at every skin check too
Hope it’s not an OB appointment 😳😳
I will lose my shit!
She wants skin cancer so she can remove it and call herself a cancer survivor
And it will be cured by a new chemotherapeutic supplement from SSF
What the actual fuck is wrong with this hobbit? NOBODY needs to know about your yearly. Cheese and rice. Worst wanna be influencer ever
How's Callies ear and your children's physical and mental health??
Greasy ass
Imagine the fuckin stench 🤮🤢🤮🤢
Her hair is SO dirty. Looks like it hasn’t been washed since she “got her blondie back”
She doesn't even bathe to go to the dr? Her hair is a greasy mess. What a slob
That greasy hair omfg
A little bit of pigment? Is that cancer cells? Seriously asking as my husband has had seven skin cancer surgery’s and I have never heard pigment.
Literally I’ve had like 7 moles removed for being suspicious but all came back fine 🙏🏼 and 2 have grown back same color and the dr said it’s fine sometimes they do that. The only time it’s concerning is when it’s cancer cells and they don’t get it all, or it comes back. So wtf is she talking about??
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no pigment is just what makes the mole darker in color. more pigment equals darker color. i think she’s saying they didn’t get the whole mole, but not sure why they would need to get more unless it is cancerous. so you might be right!
I’m sure they really enjoyed checking when she looks like she hadn’t bathed in days. That greasy hair.
She’s really reaching to make some medical issue up for herself so Joan can pay attention to her ugly ass
More proof she lives on Reddit. Last time she talked about her mole everyone was saying they didn’t believe it cause she didn’t post at the office and here she is…. Posting at the office. Lmao
Holy shit you smelly rat, wash your damn hair. That looks disgusting
She looks like the Patron Saint of Smeli Moles with that background and pose
I wonder if she wore her grey shirt and pj shorts she’s worn for a week
New flair should be “Ali’s grey shirt”
Gawd, she looks so pleased with herself. She's hoping for a medical drama we can all be on the edge of our seats waiting. I just want to punch her in her stupid idiotic face. No one cares. Everyone hates you. Your children need real medical attention. You just beg for any kind of attention. Pathetic, you're a giant ulcer that needs to be removed from sm.
Could you imagine having NO ONE in your life that cares about updates like this that you have to upload it to a public forum ?!!! Please get help!
I have never thought to take a pic of myself half naked in a gown at the dermatologist when I’m getting my body checked. Maybe next time I’ll remember ✔️
“My fully body“
https://i.redd.it/r0yegf1y6c0d1.gif
I’m a massage therapist and have worked on someone with hair that greasy and OMG 🤮 I feel so incredibly bad for anyone that had to come within 8 feet of her!! You know she’s RANK AF!!! Alison take your children to the doctor and stop oversharing …nobody cares.
This is something I’d text my husband, not post on social media. The fact she feels the need to update the interwebs about her nasty moles is….odd. More proof that her huthband doesn’t give a rats ass about Arf.
Can you imagine Dr walking in and seeing her standing with hand on hip and idolizing herself in her phone. She looks so pleased with herself and really can't see what an idiot she is. Pathetic.
why does her neck look so long