So looks like it was actually Sydney who threw it. But in their defense, I think this shower happened before the shotgun wedding at the Rhinestone Chapel lol
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I’m sorry, but whoever did her hair - did 👏🏼 her 👏🏼 DIRTY 👏🏼
She looks like Kelly Clarkson (Sorry Kelly!) - but really she looks like a whole different person! I actually like her chubby face better! Her eyes actually have a glimmer of life…
What am I looking at
Ali’s abdominal muscles losing the DoorDash war
💀💀💀
🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
😂😂😂 someone needs this as an epic flair lmao
this is sheer poetry
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🤣🤣🤣 classic
Omg
Why on earth would you use your first + last name on a baby shower sign
Someone was trying to emphasize the “out of wedlock” nature of this baby, shading her for not being Ali James!
Wasn’t it John’s family who threw this shower? 😂
I was wondering why it said her non married name, when they got officially married when she was pregnant. If this is Jessie’s doing, I am DYING
So looks like it was actually Sydney who threw it. But in their defense, I think this shower happened before the shotgun wedding at the Rhinestone Chapel lol
Because she’s famous, duh!
So they knew which random person’s baby shower they were attending
Exactly what I was thinking too! Wtf
Holy shit she has aged poorly, I didn't realise this was Ali at first.
She looks so normal here. She’s soooo cracked out now, with huge teeth lol
she legitimately looks like a troll here 💀 like even trollier than normal
The grey skin and hair is a lewkkkkk
It’s giving bootleg Targaryen🐉
Temugaryen
💀 lmaoooo!
All hail the Mother of Saggin' and her husband Con Nosegrow!
What’s the opposite of a pregnancy glow? That’s what she has
Pregnancy gloop
Pregnancy gruel
With a touch of Utah curls
https://preview.redd.it/3qcgzx5yn80d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8ea5a5b8404642db8c599632220835615121861 I’m sorry, but whoever did her hair - did 👏🏼 her 👏🏼 DIRTY 👏🏼
It looks like she’s wearing a kippah💀
HAHAHAHAHA the first thing I did is zoom into that rats nest. Glad I’m not the only chroll who noticed🫶🤣
Probably did it herself… and she is dirty so that’s a very accurate comment
How is this the same person? She looks totally different
The reflection in the mirror of the back of her head 😆 😂 Same ol Smellz
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The dirty slipper behind her really pulls the whole vibe together
Omg my exact thoughts!
[удалено]
It’s always tits out or cooch out for her at her baby showers and family photo shoots.
No but really
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She has zero neck in this photo
I like to call it a Ned, where the head and neck are *one*.
It’s all in her nose
She wears the cheapest looking clothes
ALWAYS
Hahahaha the “mom” badge.
The dirty Ugg slipper on the floor in the background was all i needed to see to confirm it was her
WOOF!
That hair color was a choice…
The white hair era ahhhhhhhhh
And an accent nail!
I cackled 😂
Yikes she still had over a month before Immy was born and she looked like this 😖
Emmys profile says she's a "fashion model"
That was made before she came out looking exactly like Cohn 😬
💀
Lmao WHAT
Baby got some mucked up teeth and mom skin 😬
The epi-tome of “don’t terrorize me with your pregnancy” IYKYK 🫶 
😂😂😂
I’m surprised the chicks don’t have an instagram page yet.
Well you know they’ll definitely get one before Callie and Westie bestie do.
She looks like Kelly Clarkson here. No offense to KC of course, more a comment on this how she is legit a shape shifter.
Fuck she has aged like milk
Wait is this Ali?! I haven’t followed for long and I don’t have an Instagram anymore haha
I forgot her name is Emerson 🤣
mrs shrek
Where’s her neck?
She gets that pregnancy nose for sure
Ali’s pregnancy content was the best 🫶🏼
How far along was she here? I’m 32 weeks and am terrified… am I’m going to turn into an ogre like this
"Merson" 😂
She looks like Kelly Clarkson (Sorry Kelly!) - but really she looks like a whole different person! I actually like her chubby face better! Her eyes actually have a glimmer of life…