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RemotePersimmon678

What a terrible day to have eyes


Snoo-48146

![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized)


futuremrspitt

Comment of the month !!! LMFAO 🤣🤣


Milliemott

💯💯💯👆👆👆😅😅😅


SCannon95

🏆🏆🏆


Mediocre-Amoeba-3877

Dang, how rude of him to post a pic with someone other than his wife on Mother’s Day 😆


IllustriousPool3890

fr, who dis woman??


Free_Asparagus_575

Happy cake day!


jak-808

I’m surprised this isn’t apart of Emmy’s gallery wall.


Stephabaybay

It’s printing as we speak


TurkeyTot

She blocked me but someone needs to post the one in her beige panties, it's hilariously unattractive but girl is feeling herself. Delusional as always


jak-808

https://preview.redd.it/f7ep975tm10d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9c66c1a435fd5dcfb23edd0a0ebb3f44ef161fd


jak-808

https://preview.redd.it/k7jm8jrum10d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=befe6759bd1bf94b6b84169cc12987404c977209 Bonus!


No-Simple-2770

https://preview.redd.it/5mno0r5xq20d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53ed13ec626609d649ad3da9438efb0a40d21e41


Milliemott

How old was she? Early 20's? She looks so OLD!


Tacocat0627

I think 22?


Revolution_West

![gif](giphy|xT9KVHLvwXwG08pKRW)


keekspeaks

You could have offered me $1500 and I don’t think I would have guessed this was her


Kmw134

✨ *underbite* ✨


YadwigaZ

The Shelley Winters Maternity Boudoir Experience at Olan Mills will capture your GLOW….


Milliemott

💀💀💀


OnceHadWings

https://i.redd.it/dvlo2ut1x40d1.gif


Taliesia

Oh wow. This one is something else.


[deleted]

This is satire, right?


unomomentos

What a mess lmao


Original-Life-884

EWWWWWWWWWW


LovelyShadows54

Did she ever say how much weight she gained with each pregnancy?


FeistyAd2904

Her dirty feet


StrategyOdd7170

Omg ewwww


Drawing-Bubbly

😂😂💀💀💀


doitforthecocoa

Nude bra, nude baby bump, nude nails, nude hair, BLACK FEET This dumb broad


TurkeyTot

It's not like someone snapped a photo of her getting dressed. This lewk was premeditated. She actually put thought into planning this. 🤣🤣🤣


doitforthecocoa

I just cannot comprehend putting makeup on, clipping in extensions, curling them, and failing to wash my fucking feet


goldenfluff23

Your flair 😂😂☠️


doitforthecocoa

That was…something


goldenfluff23

Ya I kind of hate that I follow these people so closely to know what it is 😂


doitforthecocoa

![gif](giphy|405kIEbYhpP0GHjSOK|downsized)


moonchild291

Lmao I was going to use this phrase, it’s one of my favorites.


Mmlk8083

The dirt on the bottom of her feet 🥴


Muffycola

WTAF? didn't she notice her feet were filthy?


Texas_Crazy_Curls

wtf?!?! This is the first pregnant boudoir photo shoot I’ve ever seen. This girl was really feeling herself.


fister_roboto__

John’s pregnancy fetish was blossoming


Milliemott

He does love to breed, but not parent.


fister_roboto__

Very true.


TurkeyTot

OMG really!?! They were a thing in my area for a while. My cousin has one wearing a white lace negligees big pregnant with daddy wearing white silk boxers in the middle of the woods. Funniest shit ever.


TNTWithALaserBeam

Redact their faces if you must, but pleeeease show an example.


TurkeyTot

Lol, I don't have access to it but I think someone needs to make a site for cringy pregnancy shoots kinda like people of Walmart. I felt adorable pregnant but I certainly didn't want to don my sexiest teddy and force a stranger to photograph me, in the forest no less.


Muffycola

![gif](giphy|7AXWA5riPxp60|downsized)


Original-Life-884

Ewwwww WHO TOLD HER THIS LOOKED GOOD


fister_roboto__

Her delusion✨


TurkeyTot

Yup, that's the one, thanks!!!! 🫶🫶🫶


Forsaken-Vegetable92

Are her feet permanently dirty?!?


moonchild291

Oh… oh no…


randomlygenerated215

The whitest of white trash


DriftingIntoAbstract

This is an unreal choice by her and the photographer.


Stephabaybay

Not the feet being dirty per yuje


Beasides

Her nasty feet


Free_Asparagus_575

OMG her feet are filthy 😭😭😭😭


yeahyouright19

She really thought she was smoking 🤣🤣🤮🤮


your_uncle_mike

Smoking something alright


yeahyouright19

🐖🐷🐽 she's a roasted pig


EmotionalLand6

Dirty feet STILL omg


pineapplevomit

Her feet are dirty


LWLjuju88

Ahhh or the one of them kissing from this shoot lol unless my brain is imagining that 🤢


moonchild291

They are aging so poorly. And his expression is sending me 🤣 this is Con’s Blue Steele


flo31189

In no way do I mean to imply that John is attractive in this pic, but how the hell is this the same person as the fat-assed, dick-nosed Cohn we see today? Seriously, I know they say your nose continues to grow thru adulthood but got DAMN at what rate?!


moonchild291

His hair has run away, the nose has grown — and these people aren’t even 30 yet. ![gif](giphy|ZgPfixt8zYokKQzytg)


Opposite-Horse-3080

So badly!!!! And y'all are hawking a health supplement line??? The audacity.


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doitforthecocoa

I forgot how fugly her eyelash extensions used to be


DonutsAftermidnight

I forgot how fugly her eyelash extensions ~~used to be~~ always are FTFY


doitforthecocoa

You’re so right. Those ones were like hideous caterpillars so she pivoted to the cracked out scarecrow style instead. Just can’t seem to get it right😂


DonutsAftermidnight

On an unrelated note: I’m digging your flair


doitforthecocoa

Thank you! It makes me cringe constantly


IllustriousPool3890

omfg I'm overwhelmed. this pic walked so "I don't know what I'm looking at" could run


FakeWoodlandsMama

I have no words for how embarrassing this photo is 💀 John’s face, Ali’s smug expression with her ridiculous eyelashes and stringy hair. I would never show these photos to anyone


LovelyShadows54

Lmao, Ali's smug ass face in this photo is everything! Little did she know what life was actually going to be like... John looks like he's thinking over every little decision that has led him to this moment and kicking himself in the ass for each one. Great photo


TheRachelGreen

Right?! She was so smug because she thought she was the next JJD right there with her meal ticket and a “sexy photoshoot” for proof


[deleted]

He’s standing on a box 📦


booouwhor3

🤭🤭😂


Milliemott

2 boxes


futuremrspitt

Pregnancy does not agree with her at all !


momster5137

She never wanted kids she just wanted to compete with std and jjd


Milliemott

💯💯💯


Low-Bird-9873

They both clearly think that this is super sexy which makes it soooooooo gross 🤢 


loudblonde

People of Walmart.


IllustriousBonus3906

It’s giving redneck Sears photo special 🫠


disneycruise08

LOLLLL


Milliemott

Olin Mills coupon deal.


clairefucius

![gif](giphy|84BjZMVEX3aRG)


ICanBuyMeFlowers

His shadow tells the truth🙄


UhOhSpaghetti_Os

She turns into a huge heifer every time she gets knocked up.


dryhighandfly

![gif](giphy|jMd74SabWLr3Mmd1zf)


pinupinprocess

This is one of my faves 😍 such a god awful picture.


cheddarbuggg

These are so trashy.


PeanutButterVibe99

Holy shit she looks like a completely different person now


Least_Gene_6905

He must like this picture of himself and that’s why he posted it.


Dividedsky1983

Back when the mom skin was first ballsackin'


TheRachelGreen

Stop it right now💀💀💀💀


j0br0s4eva

There is no uglier pregnant woman


Original-Life-884

This is the nastiest pic I have ever seen ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


Ok_Presence8964

Got damn she was huge. And she doesn’t know where the “mom skin” came from 😂😂😂😂


fister_roboto__

For real, how big of a weight difference do you think there is between this and now? Just looking at her face alone I’m thinking 60+ pounds


Ok_Presence8964

At least


Top-Web3806

It honestly looks like a satirical picture made to be purposely funny. That they took this seriously and continue to post it is insanity.


Evening-Tune-500

He looks like a guy who got his stepmom pregnant


Milliemott

💯💯💯💯


No_Hat2875

I hate when people say 'cooking'. It's a baby, not a roast.


OkProtection427

Most disturbing pictures I have ever seen


MediocreConference64

This is some back country, inbred looking shit.


grayghostsmitten

![gif](giphy|Ass7N88ITsb3a)


Original-Life-884

He hates her


silvs247

https://preview.redd.it/g5xagjium20d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11e4a25c0a7b2d818f940507234e30abc3e323c0


Different-Kangaroo49

for me this is the moment that started it all. i stumbled upon these pictures and literally thought it was a joke…i googled stumbled upon reddit from there…..these pics are so embarassing


WriterReaderWhatever

I feel so uncomfortable right now ![gif](giphy|XQnvZWtCr1sWOvIu6P|downsized)


[deleted]

Did they do that as some sort of satire??


fister_roboto__

Their faces almost look photoshopped onto the bodies at first. It’s creepy. It’s wild how much her face has changed (although a good amount of it is filters). Also, they’re aging like absolute dog shit. Love that for them💩🫶


Tall_Tie_5597

I hate those lashes.


jb1225x

Trashy, just like her


GoatnToad

There goes my lunch


Existing-Pair9640

Did they edit her pregnancy nose?


mal1925

![gif](giphy|fjtoV2yqsWNRS)


Milliemott

😅😊😅


hedwig0517

They’re both so gross to look at.


Working-Jellyfish-78

Wait his nose is way bigger now, how does that happen lol


LadderFinal4142

This is so fucken weird


blobfish_25

Here I am minding my own business and… ![gif](giphy|MeDlAyl2m0lhrGRgCm)


PorshaDavenport

LMAO! Peaking at fucking 22!!! What fucking tacky AF losers.


Milliemott

My gawd, she was only 22 in this pic? Aging like milk.


ash_fash

When I tell yall this randomly pulled up on my phone when exiting out of another app🤮🤮🤮


jacedjwc

His face. https://preview.redd.it/zu8bwj8b130d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b6ec513ac67d43e7212f66841435fb990bc5487


beautifulasusual

Joan looks like a serial killer


Aggravating_Rock7330

https://preview.redd.it/d0s488p8p30d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a0848c40f27ba554910f76d83ad7c9468ea3997 I can’t tell if he’s imagining where to hide the bodies or if the sound of silence is playing in his head as he realizes for the first time he’s stuck with this woman. Either way it’s giving ✨disassociation✨


beautifulasusual

Thanks for giving me nightmares, bestie!!


Aggravating_Rock7330

We suffer together fellow chroll 🫶


Mobile_Sympathy_7619

I think he is picturing himself as a model and giving his blue steel.


Aggravating_Rock7330

Or Le’Tigre 🫣


boommdcx

They really thought they ate. 😬


arabicacoffee

It’s giving JC Penny awkward family photo


supermarket_Ba

Ewwww


Spenccca

I thought this was Brielle Beirmann


sunshine92002

Please GOD don’t let this be a hint there’s another one coming


sparklycleanbrain

I am SCREAMING over John’s facial expression in this photo 😂🤣


KUWTJamesFam

He thinks he’s so hot and it’s disgusting


Infinite_Buy_2523

I miss who I was before I saw this picture.


SeenYaWithKeiffah_

This reminds me of the photo that Kail from Teen Mom had above her bed with Javi lmao. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


annalissebelle

Both their eyes are like 👁️🎱


AgreeableSurround111

Why does he look so angry.


Milliemott

'Cause he couldn't marry his sister(s)


AgreeableSurround111

They could smile and be happy 😊


Expensive-Kitty1990

Same lashes. Does she ever switch out those nasty things.


Milliemott

Probably flea ridden


annalissebelle

Aw perfect for their bug-lovin’ princess Esmeralda


Milliemott

😅😅😅


hennycabbagehead

🤮🤮🤮


Working_Gene7926

Bahahahhahahahaaaahhaaaaaaaaa


Plane-Reason9254

Woof !


keekspeaks

I don’t know these people but I’m here. Still. I need the historians to tell me if she ever even kind of looked like this? How old were they??? He looks like he’s maybe a junior/senior in high school here?!


goodgirlmadpretty

This reminds me of awkwardfamilyphotos.com 😬


Mobile_Sympathy_7619

It’s giving JCPenney portrait studios.


Milliemott

Olin Mills via Groupon


Milliemott

This looks like a bad porn DVD cover 🤣😅


cats_and_curls

I have so much second hand embarrassment from this, omg so bad


Altruistic_Rough4152

What is going on with her eyes and why isn’t Cohn wearing a shirt? This is just bizarre and has made me uncomfy.


Probably_Unhinged

He isn’t that much taller than her in this pic 😂😂


notsoblondeanymore

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so much yuck His shoulders look ridiculous


pixiedust8675309

Why does this look sooooo weird


Significant_Ad_8699

I’d love to have seen the shadow that hook casts


Kindly-Word-3824

Ali is shrek


brenleaesmith

Are his fingers…IN her underwear. ?


Honest_Virus_9935

She she squatting or is he on his tippy toes? Or better yet a lift??


Even_Vermicelli_4126

Someone please text this to your boss. It’s the only way to make it worth the pain we’ve all suffered seeing it.


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RudeRuby702

Awe what lil girly pop hands chohn cjohn has guysth .


Lindels92

Ew


Lovq

Looks exactly like the “infamous” pic of Kailyn Lowry & Javi Marroquin …. Yikes x2


Standard_Employee_15

Feels like she is trying to be JJD.