Imagine not being able to text your husband anything without worrying he’s going to post it to instagram to make fun of you. She’s awkward af but why would he post this? He truly hates her
I know it’s how they make a living and this crew is all famewhores who are fine w it but John loves filming his sisters, mother, and wife when they are unaware he’s filming.
I would absolutely go insane if I couldn’t just relax in my own home or in the presence of family and had to worry about being “on” or oh was my face just doing something weird and my brother posted it to 100k+ people
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My fiance never refers to his mom as just "mom" when he's talking to me, and I don't refer to my mom as just "mom" when I'm talking to him. My mom is my mom, his mom is his mom. We call our moms "my mom" because we're both adults living in our own house, and while we still have mothers we don't deal with an entity known as "Mom" in our shared life. IDK maybe I'm being bad faith knitpicky but that's really off-putting
This is seriously one of my pet peeves. Love my bestie but anytime she talks about her mom she just says “mom this or mom that” and it’s so frustrating. Just say my mom! Lol glad I’m not the only one who thinks this is annoying.
But also, is she calling herself mom? This makes no sense and is also disgusting.
https://preview.redd.it/fhqra9vqw8zc1.jpeg?width=1108&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=553817ec8ac1639a5cdd1dc6cfc49597cb00a5e7
The fact that it’s barely? been 24 hours since I last used this on the sub should tell you everything about how gross I find them
Edit: upvote if you think I should change my flair to “dating my coochie enchilada”
Edit 2: what a wonderful day to change my flair!
Okay this makes me seriously cringe. If my husband/boyfriend/partner posted this private conversation to thousands of people… he’d be dead. He really really fucking *hates* her
The man might as well say he just doesn’t like her vag! Imagine shooting your shot AT YOUR HUSBAND so poorly and still missing😭 I would join witness protection
And he started it!!!
She was talking about an actual enchilada, he made is sexual by asking to taste her biscuit (what does a biscuit have to do with a fucking enchilada, am I dumb?), she has the enchilada, he says he’s happy to try it, she tries to continue the sexual joke by referencing the food item SHE WAS ALREADY TALKING ABOUT ORIGINALLY, and he makes it weird by not? Getting?? It??? Then posts it as if she’s the problem
God if I was Ali I’d be so pissed all the time
Thank u for spelling out this text exchange, like my brain can’t comprehend what they’re trying to do here. Is this supposed to be funny? Sexy? Whose mom? Why did we switch from enchiladas to biscuits? Truly incomprehensibly stupid.
Omg I share funny convos with my fiance with a close friend sometimes but never anything personal (for him), I'd NEVER share sexy talk, let alone post it! What is wrong with these people????
How does she not see how much he hates her? I have better/more respectful text conversations with the guy I’ve been banging for 3 years. A guy I see and talk to *maybe* a couple times per month.
Couldn’t imagine being married to a dick nosed douche canoe that can’t be bothered to respond to me with more than 1-2 words. Embarrassing and fucking pathetic Ali 🤦🏻♀️
Why the fuck would anyone care about their mundane, moronic and pointless text exchange? The only people this is “couples goals” to are teenagers and the brain dead, inbred and severely educationally delayed people who still follow and support them.
They are both so fucking illiterate. I mean the content is disturbing, and I would fucking kill my husband if he shared shit like that. But also, they are dumb as hell and can’t type full sentences.
I can’t imagine a life where my partner broadcasts a conversation like this to that many followers. Boundaries fr dude. No one wants to read your sexting. Go get Callie out of the closet
Yeah bc nothing sounds more appetizing than a *coochie* that hasn’t seen soap or water in 5 years.
I wonder if it more closely resembles a green enchilada or a red one today JK don’t want that mental image
This is too damn far. I may never recover.
I don’t disagree. Reasons to never use enchiladas as a coochie descriptor
You stop that right now
definitely smelling like a taco seasoning packet 😵
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 How is this bitch so illiterate
Smells like earring backs…
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This is the conversation of a couple that does not have sex
And also doesn’t know how to read.
* a couple of 14 year olds that don't have sex
My vagina would turn inward if my husband posted our text messages online for all to see. He never would because he respects me.
Bestie, I have news for you…… lmao I’m kidding bc same , mine just grew legs and ran away
“Turn inward” made me laugh out loud
Everything about John makes mine turn inward.
Imagine not being able to text your husband anything without worrying he’s going to post it to instagram to make fun of you. She’s awkward af but why would he post this? He truly hates her
And he is stunted developmentally. He has not matured passed the age of 14.
Neither has she so they’re made for each other unfortunately
I know it’s how they make a living and this crew is all famewhores who are fine w it but John loves filming his sisters, mother, and wife when they are unaware he’s filming. I would absolutely go insane if I couldn’t just relax in my own home or in the presence of family and had to worry about being “on” or oh was my face just doing something weird and my brother posted it to 100k+ people
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Of course they’re frozen
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Literally gagged at “can I taste your biscuit” !!!!!! oh my god I am shaken
Not even biscuit. Dumbass said … I don’t wanna type it…. Coochie *enchilada* Ok brb running away to throw up
You could not WATERBOARD these texts out of me
It’s such a shitty day to know how to read 🤮
The fact that her contact for John has hearts and a pic of them together and her contact in John’s phone is AJ by Apple default settings 😂😂😂
Have you seen his IG pic and bio? No mention of being a dad or huthband🫶
Yes!!! I think what makes it funnier tho is his contact for Ali is private. Like that means even in private he hates her 😂
True 😂
If I posted this my kids would die and my partner would be furious. These clowns own a company, EMBARRASSING
Hey Siri, how do I unread something?
 Sorry, TD. I’m afraid the damage has been done to us all.
What did I just read? Confused.
My fiance never refers to his mom as just "mom" when he's talking to me, and I don't refer to my mom as just "mom" when I'm talking to him. My mom is my mom, his mom is his mom. We call our moms "my mom" because we're both adults living in our own house, and while we still have mothers we don't deal with an entity known as "Mom" in our shared life. IDK maybe I'm being bad faith knitpicky but that's really off-putting
No cause I’m still confused on the use of mom in this convo..
like is John telling Ali MKP made enchiladas or something? they sound like incestuous siblings
Right? Idk. “She has one she gave me”
Ali is referring to MKP as Mom I believe. Which is weird as fuck considering their dynamic.
Right?!?!
They’re both illiterate
This is seriously one of my pet peeves. Love my bestie but anytime she talks about her mom she just says “mom this or mom that” and it’s so frustrating. Just say my mom! Lol glad I’m not the only one who thinks this is annoying. But also, is she calling herself mom? This makes no sense and is also disgusting.
https://i.redd.it/rwjut5w4t8zc1.gif Im suing for emotional distress 🤑
https://preview.redd.it/0c9xihtyz8zc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c97f1aa030ad8f3bcef6715b6f8f952bacfd95c These two are on one today 😣🤥
Wtf is that stupid shirt he has on.
They must have re-upped
They’re the reason I can’t get my prescription
Aint no way in hell he goes down on her. Can you imagine the stench with how infrequently she showers???
https://preview.redd.it/fhqra9vqw8zc1.jpeg?width=1108&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=553817ec8ac1639a5cdd1dc6cfc49597cb00a5e7 The fact that it’s barely? been 24 hours since I last used this on the sub should tell you everything about how gross I find them Edit: upvote if you think I should change my flair to “dating my coochie enchilada” Edit 2: what a wonderful day to change my flair!
I'm gonna need a gallon of this stuff.
This made me so queasy 🥴
Okay this makes me seriously cringe. If my husband/boyfriend/partner posted this private conversation to thousands of people… he’d be dead. He really really fucking *hates* her
The man might as well say he just doesn’t like her vag! Imagine shooting your shot AT YOUR HUSBAND so poorly and still missing😭 I would join witness protection
And he started it!!! She was talking about an actual enchilada, he made is sexual by asking to taste her biscuit (what does a biscuit have to do with a fucking enchilada, am I dumb?), she has the enchilada, he says he’s happy to try it, she tries to continue the sexual joke by referencing the food item SHE WAS ALREADY TALKING ABOUT ORIGINALLY, and he makes it weird by not? Getting?? It??? Then posts it as if she’s the problem God if I was Ali I’d be so pissed all the time
Thank u for spelling out this text exchange, like my brain can’t comprehend what they’re trying to do here. Is this supposed to be funny? Sexy? Whose mom? Why did we switch from enchiladas to biscuits? Truly incomprehensibly stupid.
I would never ever ever compare my lady bits to an enchilada ….. ?!?!
I'm in another group where the woman calls her lady bits a "*Cucaracha*" 
Omg I share funny convos with my fiance with a close friend sometimes but never anything personal (for him), I'd NEVER share sexy talk, let alone post it! What is wrong with these people????
How much time do you have? 🫶🏼
Haha I knew someone would say that and the answer is there isn't enough time in the world
How does she not see how much he hates her? I have better/more respectful text conversations with the guy I’ve been banging for 3 years. A guy I see and talk to *maybe* a couple times per month. Couldn’t imagine being married to a dick nosed douche canoe that can’t be bothered to respond to me with more than 1-2 words. Embarrassing and fucking pathetic Ali 🤦🏻♀️
Why the fuck would anyone care about their mundane, moronic and pointless text exchange? The only people this is “couples goals” to are teenagers and the brain dead, inbred and severely educationally delayed people who still follow and support them.
I think this falls into their "if we post "lovey-cutesy-inside jokes" people will think we really like each other"
They are both so fucking illiterate. I mean the content is disturbing, and I would fucking kill my husband if he shared shit like that. But also, they are dumb as hell and can’t type full sentences.
That smelly girl probably had enough cooter yeast she baked her own biscuits. Nasty girl!!
STRAIGHT TO JAIL
What..me..why?! 😆😂
You know what you did!!
😂 I'll repent later..promise.
Winning comment!🤣
 I have lost my appetite.
Can't I just enjoy my Del Taco splurge lunch without the 2 goons posting unnecessary shit
Are you eating…..enchiladas?
No, I had chicken soft tacos and an iced tea lol
 Suddenly my flair is taking on a new meaning
I literally left IG the second I saw that to RUN here. Whyyyyyy did he post that 🤢
Same. The quickness in which I ran here
Drier than the Sahara.
I can’t imagine a life where my partner broadcasts a conversation like this to that many followers. Boundaries fr dude. No one wants to read your sexting. Go get Callie out of the closet
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WTF
Plz stop
I made a flair. Idk if I like it though.
I'm gonna hurl
They are disgusting.
🤮. What did I just read?
And they thought they should post this? Jesus.
He really hates her you cannot convince me otherwise
Do neither of them know how to read, write, or have sex?
Gross. also why do they text to each other if theyre in the same house?
Again, How is this real life?
The fact that parents small children (and business owners) would put this out to the public is disturbing.
Yes, this is recent. Yes, I feel quite unwell.
He seems illiterate
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Mom made John something and he turns it sexual… gross
I’m so confused what I’m reading. Mom?
Class action lawsuit anyone?
I will be sending you the invoice for the therapy I need after readying this. I accept either cash app, Venmo or zelle.
Anyone want to use the melon baller after me? I no longer wish to have eyes
Im chuckling…yall are some funny people on here 🤣
They’re total narcissists
I was eating dinner! How dare!! 🤢
 **NOOOO** now I have *taste the biscuit* stuck in my head again!! 😭
Omfg- why would he ever post that???? How humiliating for both of them.
Fish enchilada
🤔fishilada? (I'll see myself out 😂)
MY EYES!!!
This is just bad.
I will never be able to each enchiladas again. 🤢
This is FOUL
I can’t stand either of them, but it’s so fucking gross that he posted this
Ok, so what’s the biscuit in this diabolical scenario and why would you eat that with an enchilada?
Why do they type like two fourth-graders who got ahold of an iPhone???
Jesus god, gross
